A Celebration of Dallas Rooflines
  • 158 points Steamed_Clams_

    Roofing contractors must all be driving around in Cadillacs here.

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    68 points Substantial-Leg-4722

    Giant trucks, like jacked-up Rams.  They go door-to-door offering “free inspections.” 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

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    10 points Born-Lie8688

    Nothing like a good assignment of benefits to jack up insurance rates

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    42 points LissaBryan

    A contractor friend claimed those houses go on the market as soon as the owners realize the cost of a new roof.

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    4 points EnvironmentalMix421

    So you believe they can afford the house but not the roof?

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    25 points scraejtp

    Brother owns a roofing company in Dallas, can confirm. Common hail storms and insurance companies picking up the tab is nearly free money.

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    10 points jolly_greengiant

    I know a couple people with different roofing companies in Dallas. They for real drive Lambos

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    8 points OddSetting5077

    simply finding the source of a leak must be complicated.

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    7 points Taira_Mai

    r/TonyHawkitecture would love this....

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    6 points PoopFilledPants

    Seriously, i hope to be reincarnated as a roofer for these McIdiots

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    5 points cosnierozumiem

    And truss designers.

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    13 points OuchPotato64

    Cadillacs are the mcmansions of cars. Something that tries to pass itself off as luxury even though it's overpriced mediocrity

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    16 points UnkeptSpoon5

    New Cadillacs are pretty sweet. The CT4 and CT5 are excellent cars, their new electric vehicles have a really cool art-deco aesthetic, and they are fairly reliable.

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    5 points WoofDen

    Vehemently disagree. The new models are fantastic and SuperCruise is the best hands-free driving product on the market. 

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    2 points -mattybatty-

    It's called Big Roof on this sub

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  • 68 points furryfriend77

    What I've taken from Arvin Haddad's YouTube channel, is how little of these homes are used. Warehouse sized homes embracing cheap, tasteless design that are generally discomforting to live in. More a ploy for taxes than residential structure.

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    17 points Taira_Mai

    All of these homes look like the lair of a villain in a Buddy Cop movie.

    Except #13 - it looks like something that would give H.P. Lovecraft nightmares and make M.C. Escher puke....

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  • 27 points PNWMTTXSC

    This makes me want to buy stock in companies that make shingles.

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  • 19 points gofasttakerisks

    More hips than Shakira

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    13 points AhemHarlowe

    Lol, it's because of the pound sign, hashtag, whatever you want to call it, that I'm assuming you put before 13.

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    2 points Basic-Nerve-6797

    There are at least 5 different ways to get in just from this perspective. Holy fuck, I’d be texting from the driveway saying “Please come get me”

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  • 10 points Chillpickle17

    Looks like some architects are in bed with the roofing mafia.

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    5 points Opposite-Use-8997

    These aren’t architects, they are cad monkeys who don’t even plan out how that roof even exists! 😂

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    1 points JCLBUBBA

    cad monkeys. nice

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  • 12 points NewCantaloupe5485

    What is happening under that much roof?

    Empty space with no use and no windows?

    https://preview.redd.it/lkw6xucsnj7g1.png?width=927&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d086cd047691d49f2b976b1e61609db24dc9acc

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    4 points WranglerFeisty1376

    I’m wondering the same. Are they keeping a pet giraffe up there or something, bizarre.

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    5 points NewCantaloupe5485

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    2 points Opposite-Use-8997

    Exactly! Omg

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    2 points NewCantaloupe5485

    Thank you! I'm still shocked that it is so big! The photo you showed me looks like 2 roof's structures one on top of the ohter.

    Where I come from, it's usualy just like this:

    https://preview.redd.it/0rpfdoke1l7g1.png?width=1287&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d3868dbda26f07f808dd75e17b6aa7e747a26aa

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    1 points JohnProof

    Once upon a time I worked on McMansions just like this and one of (many) criminal parts was the roof space was entirely decorative: In order to achieve those shapes they'd used a ton of pre-manufactured trusses, so there was virtually no livable space in the attics; it was a huge, empty web of structural supports.

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  • 12 points timoserra

    Shingles, Shingles!!!!

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    26 points [deleted]

    Meet Shingles in your Area

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  • 10 points BKlounge93

    People with money in Dallas particularly don’t seem to know what to do with it, not that I would, but it’s funny

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    3 points OohWeeTShane

    For sure. Lots of nouveau riche here.

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  • 11 points zz0rr

    I've spent a good amount of time doodling in "chief architect" which is a pro software tool

    one of the things it does is let you treat the roof as basically just a driven design element - you can lay out the house floors and it'll construct the necessary roof for you after you choose some basics like slope, hipped, etc. - then it'll take care of modifying the roof when you do things like add random corners

    a few of these layouts pretty much look like the architect did that, let the software spit out the roof, and dgaf about cleaning anything up

    it's literally treating the roof as an afterthought, presenting some renders to the client, and then everyone is apparently totally ok with a batshit crazy truss order (with some poor truss guy trying to stem the bleeding, and the framers filling in blanks too) and then $100-200k to the roofers

    edit: adding random low slope roof sections when things just aren't making sense is just, chef's kiss

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    3 points Opposite-Use-8997

    Yes to this - 💯💯💯 just no one cares or questions the roof madness!!

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  • 9 points Goth-Sloth

    Love that the house in the second slide has a…void in the bottom section

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    4 points flitcroft

    I wonder what they were thinking. Is it a stagnant mosquito breeding ground every day of the year?

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    3 points Goth-Sloth

    Seriously, I have a few questions for the owners lol

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  • 7 points orangejeep

    Pic 8: You want attic space? I’ll show you some attic space.

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  • 8 points cool_beans550

    https://preview.redd.it/k0e79812zk7g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9631d446ce954ad2e11f39dd6b8047cd34d1491c

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  • 8 points Boring_Crayon

    It took me quite a while to realize these were not all views of the same house, as if I were supposed to make spatial sense of all the different views of the strange roof lines and elevations of one house from ever changing perspectives. I mean I LOVE the game Monument Valley, I think my brain was hoping this was just a new version of it.

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  • 4 points PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

    Why do they do that? It generally looks bad and must be expensive to build and prone to leaks.

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    4 points flitcroft

    I think people think it's fancy. Hence, the proliferation of McMansions. They're copies of real architecture, but they get 70% of it wrong.

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  • 4 points SparksOnAGrave

    Ah yes, ye olde origami rooflines.

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  • 5 points wet_possum

    This is such a weird artifact from home design software just pooping out a roof for any floorplan rather than starting with a reasonable roof design and tetris-ing rooms underneath it. Think how much cost, complexity, and leaks this has led to for so many homeowners.

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  • 7 points RedSparrow1971

    What a terrible timeline in which to have functioning eyes

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    Oh my God #10 is egregious. Such a shame too because it looks like a really pretty driveway there with a bridge over the creek

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  • 3 points Mikesaidit36

    Nothing says “tacky” like an actual crennelated tower.

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  • 4 points nevertricked

    11 is diabolical

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  • 3 points Mr-MuffinMan

    it looks so bad lol

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  • 3 points HideyoshiJP

    The Sims music suddenly came to mind. Mist be reticulating splines.

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  • 3 points Complex-Royal9210

    That first one is something else.

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  • 3 points Ok-Internet-6881

    Do they want some house for their roofs?

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  • 3 points foxontherox

    That's a lotta soup!

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  • 3 points jahmeto

    Nightmare fuel for PV installers…

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  • 3 points dpaanlka

    The pedestal-columns of #4 lol

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    2 points Willow-girl

    With gargoyles on top! And the crenelated turret. This is a house that doesn't take itself too seriously. I kind of like it!

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  • 3 points BreadUntoast

    My sister used to live in the DFW area and the endless suburban landscape with the massive peaked roofs was bewildering to me.

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  • 3 points ath20

    My grandmother is always impressed by a house with a lot of roof lines. Something to the effect of, "All of those roof lines cost money. That's an expensive house."

    That being said, she said they look expensive, not good. Not good taste, just a lot of disposable income.

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  • 2 points Taira_Mai

    crap, crap, overpriced crap, crap, crap......#13 is something that would give H.P. Lovecraft nightmares...crap...crap...crap...

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  • 2 points GratefulDean

    It would be cool to frame some of those roofs. I love a challenge.

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  • 2 points hippiegodfather

    I kinda like 5, like the did try with the turret

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  • 2 points JPGinMadtown

    No mountains but still a lot of peaks...🤣

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  • 2 points FocusDKBoltBOLT

    wtf are theses houses

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  • 2 points Opposite-Use-8997

    Fun theme - lots to offer out there!

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  • 2 points Backspkek

    15 is honestly not that bad. Don't get me wrong it's still awful, but it looks less like the architect was blinded in both eyes midway through planning the house.

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  • 2 points wilsonway1955

    What neighborhood in Dallas has a lake???

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  • 2 points biggiemacx

    McMansion hell

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  • 2 points SapphireGamgee

    That roof is several 3D clipping errors happening all at once.

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  • 2 points FBIAgentCarlHanratty

    As much as I dislike all of these, I would be delighted to have the house with a driveway with a little bridge over a creek. That's kinda dope.

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  • 2 points Ashamed_Tutor_478

    4 makes me want to watch Harold & Maude

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  • 2 points Free-Vehicle2957

    nightmare fuel- any of those rooflines would keep me up at night

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  • 2 points Horror_Ad_2748

    It is Peak Dallas.

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  • 2 points MindsAWander

    As much as we hate on these, I like the variety more than the boxes we have smooshed together in California.

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  • 2 points JCLBUBBA

    So maybe there is something to trickle down economics. Rich people buy or build stupid stuff. Hire folks to build, repair at above market rates. Roofers get rich too.

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  • 2 points jaidee23

    Wow. I am from the northeast… This is what Dallas really looks like?

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  • 1 points LabCat62

    Not gonna lie, #12 (the one with the balcony on the right) looks kind of cool.

    It's also the closest to what you would consider a normal-sized house. Although you could chop off the left 1/3 of it and I'd be happy.

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  • 1 points Public_Impress2693

    Sorry dude. I’m in!

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  • 1 points MarcoEsteban

    Picture number 4 was RL Thornton's house, built in 1927. That feels a little like cheating in a McMansion sub...not sure I can explain why. I know the trusses that make McMansions possible didn't exist back then 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    2 points flitcroft

    https://preview.redd.it/lm1fbsfr7i7g1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d936902bc332d09c95c593c3c446d568aaff2759

    The roofline fits the theme imo!

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    2 points MarcoEsteban

    True...amazing they did that back then

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  • -1 points TravelerMSY

    It’s a thing there, but why?

    On the other hand, people aren’t helicopters or drones. Disregard each of those photos that’s from the sky instead of the ground. I imagine all they care about the aesthetics of the roofline is what they see when they pull up in the driveway in their giant SUV.

    It would be like somebody living in a fancy skyscraper condo in New York City and caring about the mechanical equipment on the roof.

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