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  • 905 points NZSheeps

    That's a deliberate joke

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    501 points ln-art

    This is a fantastic 404 page. I'm glad somebody in the NZ government is still allowed to have fun.

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    60 points RealRedditModerator

    This is simply genius!

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    12 points yepnopewhat

    Context?

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    38 points Stormblazer13

    New Zealand is very far off to the east of any other major landmass, and because of that it's frequently missing from infographics and other maps which try to display information about countries across the world in order to zoom in on the rest of the world

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    8 points yepnopewhat

    No, why is there a connotation that you can't have fun in NZ?

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    19 points Hot_Coco_Addict

    Can you have fun in any government?

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    7 points yepnopewhat

    I mean I guess that's fair but I read it as him implying that the NZ government was especially boring. Guess I just misread the tone.

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    12 points NZSheeps

    Following American and European politics, boring is not necessarily bad.

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    2 points Great_Specialist_267

    Far enough off the map, Peter Thiel bought citizenship there as somewhere to go after he finishes screwing up the United States.

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    1 points Hot_Coco_Addict

    Fair enough

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    4 points ThickMcDickThickin

    The public service (government bureaucrats) have very high professional standards, and have quite tight budgets. This leads to less "fun" at work.

    ....

    ....

    Everyone is fucking each other though

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    2 points left-right-up-down1

    If they’re doing that they’re hiding it well. Better than their search histories anyway.

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    2 points Busy_Fly_7705

    It's been a difficult couple years for the public service, lots of layoffs/cost cutting and the government isn't popular.

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    19 points ICEGalaxy_

    really? that's peak hahahaha.

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    2 points SeldenNeck

    In New England, we removed the signs with the street names of all the main s6reets so when the British invaded, they would get lost. 250 years later, the big joke remains. But NZ has us completely beat. A whole stealth country!

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  • 130 points coolboy_pathey

    Whats going on in the nordics

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    64 points Spiritual_Pound_6848

    NZ govt deleted the Baltic Sea

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    19 points wildcatofthehills

    The penis got cold and shrunken

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    5 points SignificantFish6795

    Look at the Hudson Bay. I think the mapmaker accidentally put the Baltic Sea in the Hudson Bay and didn't realize their mistake.

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    2 points Plenty-Lychee-5702

    r/mapswithoutzealand

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    1 points Jale89

    Not enough time to explain: everyone in Copenhagen has been told to grab their biggest stick and head to east Amager.

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    1 points SoftwareLegitimate38

    Sea level dropped

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  • 87 points Smitologyistaking

    NZ government has a sense of humour it seems

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    4 points Strong_Mulberry789

    If they do it's at our expense.

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    4 points Atvishees

    You being... who?

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    2 points Strong_Mulberry789

    No one said "you."

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    1 points the_no_idea_french

    yeah but you said "our", which can be answered by "you", so that the one answering doesn't include themself

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    0 points Strong_Mulberry789

    Are you ok?

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    1 points the_no_idea_french

    yeah ! having a great evening ! and you ?

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    2 points Atvishees

    I think our friend has reading comprehension issues.

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  • 122 points Enzo_Gaming00

    r/woooosh

    Edit: now has 4 O’s.

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    8 points aecolley

    There are 4 o's in r/woooosh.

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    12 points JimmWasHere

    r/itswooooshwith4os

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    3 points Enzo_Gaming00

    Darn.

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    1 points DjHalk45

    r/subsithoughtifellfor

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    1 points JimmWasHere

    r/subsiknewexisted

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  • 45 points ErrorFortress

    that's the joke

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  • 12 points Wild-Stock6034

    No baltic sea too.

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    3 points JuicyAnalAbscess

    Or Black Sea. Hudson bay looks funky, as do most islands. Also, Malaysia's gone and so is most of the Guyanas.

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    1 points ChiefSlug30

    Maybe they took one island and used it to plug the Baltic Sea, and the other island was tethered to Churchill, Manitoba.

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  • 8 points PeterPorker52

    r/MapsWithoutTheBalticSea

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  • 5 points Afraid_Status2220

    They can't find the page, I can't find the country!

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  • 8 points Chemical_Cat_8530

    I think I’ve found the problem in their page. Am I considered a Hacker now?

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  • 4 points ILoveAllGolems

    Unfortunately this was changed during covid to provide health advice, and now it's just a bland page without a map.

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  • 3 points Tr35on

    No Denmark either

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    1 points AzerDest

    Denmark is there its just the baltic sea

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  • 3 points Croaker_392

    Nice to see the effort they put in having lots of arctic islands from Canada to Russia and not giving a fuck about Japan, Philippines and Indonesia.

    That's probably bait.

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    1 points Total-Raspberry-6867

    Indonesia is fine, East Malaysia and Brunei were disappeared

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  • 2 points Ardibanan

    Well when your entire so called "real" country doesn't exist. Its kinda hard to provide information about it

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  • 1 points Alex09464367

    Maps without Hawaii 

    r/mapwithouthawaii

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  • 1 points healeyd

    That's great.

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  • 1 points corvak

    What did they do to Hudson Bay

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  • 1 points niming_yonghu

    r/mapswithoutlakes

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  • 1 points Mimamuschl

    lol something is missing..yeah...your own country

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    1 points __Kazuko__

    That’s the joke =) we don’t always take ourselves too seriously over here

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  • 1 points ori_galactia

    They made Japan into a turd and disappeared almost all of the Philippines islands

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  • 1 points Atvishees

    This is brilliant.

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  • 1 points Vubic

    Why does the Hudson Bay look so weird?

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  • 1 points No-Site8330

    I know what's missing: Denmark and the entire Baltic Sea!

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    1 points asdfghjk01234

    Black Sea and Caspian sea too

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  • 1 points Pleadis-1234

    That's it, outjerked by the govt! Close the sub

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  • 1 points yaelfitzy

    theres only 6 kinds of banned maps in this sub and this is one of them lmao

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  • 1 points HayloK51

    r/woosh

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  • 1 points IncredibleCamel

    r/mapswithoutBalticSea

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  • 1 points realpotatotom

    Clever 

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  • 1 points GERALD_H0GWASH

    most intelligent redditor

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  • 1 points OlivierCalifornia

    Good one

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  • 1 points Las-Vegar

    Why has the Baltic sea become Baltic land?

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  • 1 points kilnerad

    Antarctica? 😉

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  • 1 points matklug

    French guiana got sunk

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  • 1 points DCB_Prime

    Wait this is actually kinda cute I like this

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  • 1 points Shedzy

    Whoosh?

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  • 1 points Nearathim

    But why the fuck does it have to be the MERCATOR projection.... UGH.

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  • 1 points Leather-Poet-34

    Where the fuck is the baltic sea

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  • 1 points Leptokk

    it makes sense tho, since they couldn`t find it

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  • 1 points eoutofmemory

    NZ stands for not zere, what did you expect

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  • 1 points liekkivalas

    what have you people done with our baltic sea

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  • 1 points Wario_Mangione_1991

    That's the joke, yes.

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  • 1 points -Panda_Alice-

    And Sweden is connected to Finland and Poland

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded-Peace38

    Where TF is the Baltic sea

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  • 1 points Whole_Remove8338

    you were accessing top secrets & that's how they got you

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  • 1 points Whole_Remove8338

    don't worry, NZ has moved to caspian sea

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  • 1 points Broken_Minions

    Where’s Finland?

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  • 1 points AmountAbovTheBracket

    Repost. Literally the top post of all time on this sub.

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  • 1 points kodabang

    Aren't there mega rich people building shit in NZ? Maybe it's a slow process of "if we just stop saying it people might forget it exists"

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  • 1 points CYnewsEU

    We were also caught in the crossfire I guess

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  • 1 points janluigibuffon

    They're obviously playing on it

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  • 1 points Just_a_dude92

    kudos that's an excellent 404 page

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  • 1 points UCFknight2016

    Thats a great joke.

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