Idk personally id swap Tate with pebblechuck. I feel like Tate has a larger (and therefore worse) impact on young impressionable men. Everything else makes sense
Good point, I don’t think pebbleyeet has a very big influence, but Andrew tate does. And he probably spreads even more harmful things, especially about how to treat women
Good point, if he becomes prime minister, definetly, because he will have a huge influence, but sboulderthrow is a nazi, he threw the seig heil TWICE, but I agree, PP is probably a more dangerous person to the general public
Did you see his new promotional comic? his fictional gay character calls him a nazi, and he doesn’t deny it, I’m just waiting for him to throw a second seig heil
I feel everyone on here is lying. If there's anything I've learned on the internet, it's that pictures like this made by a man are 100% facts. What kind of incel has the time to make this if it wasn't true? Yes, they're on the internet 24/7, but they've got to spend the majority of that time talking to like-minded men. They don't have time to make up ideas like this or any other scenarios. They spend a lot of time studying women and what they want, so obviously, it'd be these gods.
Could be marginally improved by swapping out Peterson for Trump tho, since the parallels between Ben Shapiro’s weird comments about his sister and Trump about Ivanka are much more direct.
Haven’t heard Peterson be sexually weird about his daughter, but could just have not seen the relevant clips.
I mean there’s lusting after family members, and then there’s Ben ”I’ve been staring at this photo of my sister’s breasts for hours” Shapiro and whatever this is:
If by dream you meant nightmare then sure. These three are definitely nightmare fuel. But I'm also certain that the original post is either satire or ragebait.
Every girl wants a dad they could slowly poison with bizarre dietary regimens and drugs to accelerate their inheritance money? Actually maybe that one isn’t as bad as the rest
A father who is a psychologist that doesn't believe in mental health, And who believes that Treating people in a way that is good for them is bad, In favor of trying to artificially enforce a 'natural hierarchy' where you're at the bottom
A brother who thinks he's smarter than he is because he talks fast And likes to argue.
And a husband Who doesn't respect women viewing their personhood only as obstacles to pussy, and feeling entitled to that pussy because he's rich, thus convincing him to engage in actual human trafficking.
Pass. But I wouldn't mind having tits like Ben's sister
Having Ben Shapiro as a brother would be the worst. Imagine sleeping in the same room as this mf tho 💀💀
"Erm.. I cannot sleep on the left side of the room because I don't agree with the left ideology"
"OK sleep on the right"
"OHHH SO BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO SLEEP ON THE LEFT SIDE I MUST WANT TO SLEEP ON THE RIGHT SIDE. ERMM.. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM AN INDEPENDENT CONSERVATIVE THINKER AND MY WIFE IS A DOCTOR WHENEVER ITS CONVENIENT FOR ME TO BRING UP!"
I would be fucking embarrased if m'y dad was like JD. And my brother is not a failed screenwriter who cream his pants because his hierachic superior is a woman.
Drug addicted hypocrite, guy obsessed with looking smart and a man acussed of sexual assault. Men need positive role models so they cannleave these social parasites behind
In Andrew or Ben's, they can literally serve all three roles, just uh...make sure to use protection or we might get mutants that complain about people in Mexico speaking Spanish.
That guy has his fat moobs out, and a thick ass cigar, not grabbing it, jusy holding it between his lips, thats so fucking gay. Its like what I assume gay porn lools like based on stuff I find online
This would work so much better as a "Would you rather?"
Even in that case though, not a single person is picking Andrew Tate as a husband, dude is a rapist and trafficker of children and adults. At least the other suppose that you aren't in any sexual danger
Haha, this better be satire. Jordan would constantly lecture me about just trying to exist in the world. He would take serious offense to everything and I’d likely not be able to have any level of honest conversation with a worm like him.
Ben is straight up just incel rhetoric and having that as a brother (especially if he’s a grown man) is just fucking awful.
All I can say about Andrew Tate. I don't think I need to say. He’s horrible.
None of this mentions I’m trans which would be infinitely worse. For this experiment I played it through as if I was cis
Once again some dude projecting his fantasies about other men onto women.
I disliked the JP before he was obviously insane, I would never tolerate being related to someone like Shapiro and I would rather not exist than be involved with that sorry excuse of an influencer who makes his money by trafficking women and selling them to his p*thetic followers.
Why would I want BEN SHAPIRO as a brother
Well honestly I think being married to Andrew Tate might be worse
Andrew Tate is my 5th least favourite person on earth
i need your list of least favourite people now
Probably:
Putin 1st
Trump 2nd
Stonetoss 3rd
Pierre Poilievre 4th
Andrew Tate 5th
Y'know, I know two are dictators, but I still hate Tate more than all four of these others.
True, he sucks ass but at least he doesn’t suck putin’s dick
Yet.
EDIT: that flair is glorious
Damn, even tho I’m Canadian I know of all the other people on this list more then Pierre poilivre. What exactly makes you hate him so much?
Hes Trump lite, he may say he hates him, but I think that Hes taking notes for when he (hopefully doesn’t) win
oh, his platform is absolute authoritarian trash.
He’s a more spineless, Canadian version of Trump. Fuck that guy.
Idk personally id swap Tate with pebblechuck. I feel like Tate has a larger (and therefore worse) impact on young impressionable men. Everything else makes sense
Good point, but boulderthrow is a actual nazi
True. I’m thinking more of who I would delete if I had god like power
Good point, I don’t think pebbleyeet has a very big influence, but Andrew tate does. And he probably spreads even more harmful things, especially about how to treat women
FUCK stonetoss
His older non political comics make great meme templates tho
Yeah
Ew, PP, I’d put him in third.
Good point, if he becomes prime minister, definetly, because he will have a huge influence, but sboulderthrow is a nazi, he threw the seig heil TWICE, but I agree, PP is probably a more dangerous person to the general public
Exactly, he’s a lot more of a current threat to me than that transphobic nazi.
Stonetoss at 3rd holy based
Did you see his new promotional comic? his fictional gay character calls him a nazi, and he doesn’t deny it, I’m just waiting for him to throw a second seig heil
So he's just proud of it?
Damn. This guy keeps getting worse. Fuck Stonetoss
i agree with this list
ultra based
pebbleyeet mentioned
Who the hell is Pierre Poilievre and why a guy with such a cool name ended up as a horrible person?
he is the conservative (our version of the republicans) prime minister who is pretty much a more spineless cowardly version of trump
What did Poilievre ever do to you 💔?
Being Poilievre.
I don't rank in numbers. Tier list is where it's at. More room for everyone to be the worst
based
Who are the 4 other ones
No one will ever marry Andrew Tate, right?
I really fucking hope so
I'm not sure what is worse honestly
Like, do I want a brother who wants to FUCK me or a husband that wants to SEX TRAFFIC me?
I have a feeling that when you say fuck you, you mean like fuck you over.
well, no! fuck in this case means fuck. i mean like "get it on."
it's based on this fake tweetamong many others, but i wouldn't necessarily doubt it at first glance, considering shapiro's not-so-stellar record
i wish
Wasnt this guy trafficking girls, forcing them to become cam girls, and would take all their income?
Thats definitely husband material.
What, you don't want to be lectured at in a high-pitched, insecure 1.5x speed whine every day?
That and I don’t want my breasts to be stared at for hours
Amazing flair. Wish I’d thought of it.
Thanks!
Well, hypothetically, let's say for the sake of the argument that you were to say that you were, theoretically,
Easy to bully, gain social cred for being able to bench press him
Let's say hypocritical, Ben Shapiro is your brother...
It is funny that he is brother zoned for Tate by his own fan base like lol
At first glance I thought that was Agent Cooper and was like "hell yeah i'd love to have him as a brother"
Up all night drinking coffee and talking about Tibet.
I'd love to drink a damn fine cup of coffee with Coop
Definitely the sort of brother you could beat up and not feel bad about.
So he can snitch on you over everything and cock block you while also being a massive hypocrite.
I'm cool with my siblings, but Ben gives off those vibes.
Real
Same reason a boxer would want a heavy bag
Tate is disGUSSSSSting. i’d commit violence aginst myself or him if i had to be married to that.
Fun fact. Mara Wilson (aka Matilda) is his cousin.
That has to be a shitpost, it HAS to be
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I can't imagine anyone this deluded. I bet even incels realize most women can't stand these men
I feel everyone on here is lying. If there's anything I've learned on the internet, it's that pictures like this made by a man are 100% facts. What kind of incel has the time to make this if it wasn't true? Yes, they're on the internet 24/7, but they've got to spend the majority of that time talking to like-minded men. They don't have time to make up ideas like this or any other scenarios. They spend a lot of time studying women and what they want, so obviously, it'd be these gods.
No I despise all three of those men, why would I ever want that lol?
No you HAVE TO want it, you NEED to want it, cuz some random incel on the internet said so!
Exactly woman are just lying, why would I listen to a females opinion about what woman want??
No daddy Andrew knows averythkng about woman’s and if he says he’s the hottest man alive than he his 😤🤬
The snort I let out xD
90% sure this is a shitpost.
Could be marginally improved by swapping out Peterson for Trump tho, since the parallels between Ben Shapiro’s weird comments about his sister and Trump about Ivanka are much more direct.
Haven’t heard Peterson be sexually weird about his daughter, but could just have not seen the relevant clips.
Lusting after family members is the conservative way
I mean there’s lusting after family members, and then there’s Ben ”I’ve been staring at this photo of my sister’s breasts for hours” Shapiro and whatever this is:
https://youtu.be/Q0_axTST2aY?si=R4Fj726tTTpjLVHO
They truly are on another level.
God he is SO disgusting he cannot even hide for a moment what a creepy horndog he is.
sorry ben said what
Upon further research I have discovered it is fake, but this image was very popular for some number of years.
That’s why the OP’s post is almost 100% a shit post, since it’s a reference to this.
https://preview.redd.it/irwfm6sqzklf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8188c3a8f4e4e932135aa910e9487e172c08cf56
Did Ben Shapiro say this at least, or is it also fake?
I am sad to report that while the images are for sure edited, the tweet itself is also fake.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ben-shapiro-sister-tweets/
Nah, cheer up. The world is a better place than it would be if Ben Shapiro thirsted over his sister.
I dislike him with or without the incest. At least this way I can laugh at him more. We could all use a good joke nowadays.
But yes I suppose a world with less normalized incest is a better one.
I mean... yeah. The progressives have always overthrown the corrupt rulers... who often has TONNES of inbreeding. The Haspbergs come to mind.
I would sooner date a lawnmower
At least a lawnmower is useful.
I would sooner put my head in a lawnmower
Honestly, a better experience too.
If Ben Shitpiro was my brother I'd probably kms
I'd bully him
Idk... I feel like he's into that...
same
How to be an abuse victim 101.
I would definitely kms☺️😘
Id kms in this situation deadass
I didn't want to say it, thank you for saying it for me.
If by dream you meant nightmare then sure. These three are definitely nightmare fuel. But I'm also certain that the original post is either satire or ragebait.
I would literally rather kill myself
Dude, i'd rather marry a woodpecker than Andrew Tate, and i am a man!
Also, don't they know that Andrew is a trafficer?
Yeah sure, every woman dreams of having a human trafficker as her husband
Every girl wants a dad who treats them like crap, a brother who treats them like crap, and a husband who treats them like crap.
Even as a guy that image fills me with a bone deep disgust
They actually mean Nightmare, right?
Every girl wants a dad they could slowly poison with bizarre dietary regimens and drugs to accelerate their inheritance money? Actually maybe that one isn’t as bad as the rest
nightmare*
If my brother started acting like Shapiro I'd take him out back.
This makes me glad I don't date anymore.
🤢🤮
"What incels want every girl to want"
Everytime I see this meme I think "what a NIGHTMARE!"
Thanks for the skin crawling heebie jeebies.
This post also implies women must be only straight and must marry someone.
Ive seen the way Ben talks about his sister. No you dont want that.
That’s a family I’d go no contact with
Ew
The projection is real
Ew, ew, ew, ew
I fell like a woman having these three guys in her life would be some version of hell.
As a woman, I think I can speak for the vast majority of us when I say, I would literally end my life.
Lol could you imagine how effed up that person would be?!
This is 100% ragebait
Of course. I posted it as a joke.
https://preview.redd.it/fx361c20cllf1.png?width=1333&format=png&auto=webp&s=907a0b01ea69f131108d6e45661a488c003e35ee
Incel Right-wing sub Reddit looking ahh… OP, I’m talking shit btw🤣
Violent retching
I would sooner willingly put my head between a starving alligator's open jaws than marry Tate.
Is that dr house at the top
If only
A father who is a psychologist that doesn't believe in mental health, And who believes that Treating people in a way that is good for them is bad, In favor of trying to artificially enforce a 'natural hierarchy' where you're at the bottom
A brother who thinks he's smarter than he is because he talks fast And likes to argue.
And a husband Who doesn't respect women viewing their personhood only as obstacles to pussy, and feeling entitled to that pussy because he's rich, thus convincing him to engage in actual human trafficking.
Pass. But I wouldn't mind having tits like Ben's sister
I don't want to be trafficked and forced to do OF(?
image made by adrian, who is 14 and has never talked to a woman that wasn't his mom
Women want to be abused by every man in their lives, I guess.
Imagine wanting to marry a guy who thinks its gay to have sex for fun.
The only women I can imagine wanting anything to do with any of these clowns is if they hated themselves.
Having Ben Shapiro as a brother would be the worst. Imagine sleeping in the same room as this mf tho 💀💀
"Erm.. I cannot sleep on the left side of the room because I don't agree with the left ideology"
"OK sleep on the right"
"OHHH SO BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO SLEEP ON THE LEFT SIDE I MUST WANT TO SLEEP ON THE RIGHT SIDE. ERMM.. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM AN INDEPENDENT CONSERVATIVE THINKER AND MY WIFE IS A DOCTOR WHENEVER ITS CONVENIENT FOR ME TO BRING UP!"
A husband who would rape you and a father and brother who would defend him doing it.
I would be fucking embarrased if m'y dad was like JD. And my brother is not a failed screenwriter who cream his pants because his hierachic superior is a woman.
i dont know any of these men so to me this image was like
what every girl wants
dad: white old man
brother: white young man
husband: white bald man
I might need to save this.
You never know I could accidently eat something poisonous and need to vomit in a hurry.
Drug addicted hypocrite, guy obsessed with looking smart and a man acussed of sexual assault. Men need positive role models so they cannleave these social parasites behind
Well new nightmare unlocked
It's bait but it still made me gag on what I was chewing ...
I guess that one way to not protect yourself from harassment. Surround yourself by dickless men
In an alternate universe where their aesthetics and manner of speaking are the same but hold the opposite values, maybe…
I think I'd end it all
Ooh, Ben got brother-zoned.
Posted by a dude with no girl btw.
I was getting really confused, as I thought that each "like" was missing an "s", and the joke was infidelity/cuckold.
In Andrew or Ben's, they can literally serve all three roles, just uh...make sure to use protection or we might get mutants that complain about people in Mexico speaking Spanish.
Doubtful.
That guy has his fat moobs out, and a thick ass cigar, not grabbing it, jusy holding it between his lips, thats so fucking gay. Its like what I assume gay porn lools like based on stuff I find online
if this was my family id kill myself
Trust me, NO girl wants this…
Nightmare blunt rotation doesn’t even begin to describe it
I fixed it. According to Reddit, these are the correct choices. [Reddit meant the other Luigi, but I think this is an improvement]
deadass any girl would rather be a fatherless, only child without a boyfriend than having all that.
no, that is the one thing that will make me ropemaxx 🥀
This would work so much better as a "Would you rather?"
Even in that case though, not a single person is picking Andrew Tate as a husband, dude is a rapist and trafficker of children and adults. At least the other suppose that you aren't in any sexual danger
Ben kinda looks like a butch lesbian version of my uncle (new sentence!)
Well this is satire
Incest rape family…
if this isn’t a shit post then it was undoubtedly made by a man
Ew
🤢
So you’re going to be sex trafficked, incestously oggled, and manipulated all in blunt rotation format.
Only if I get to watch him shoot his entire family and then himself
Andrew Tate is the type of guy who will turn a game of chess or making cheese puffs into a talk about how women have it easier in life
If that dream happens to be a nightmare, then yes, accurate.
Apparently every girl dreams of being belittled and abused
Haha, this better be satire. Jordan would constantly lecture me about just trying to exist in the world. He would take serious offense to everything and I’d likely not be able to have any level of honest conversation with a worm like him.
Ben is straight up just incel rhetoric and having that as a brother (especially if he’s a grown man) is just fucking awful.
All I can say about Andrew Tate. I don't think I need to say. He’s horrible.
None of this mentions I’m trans which would be infinitely worse. For this experiment I played it through as if I was cis
I feel so bad for straight people. y’all got it so rough
Caption of this meme should be changed to:
'Womens three worst nightmares'
Dad like Peterson
Brother like Ben Shapiro
And husband like Andrew Tate
You're welcome
I fixed it.
I'm pretty sure this is satire. Iirc, Ben Shapiro said something questionable about his sister and it became a meme.
This has to be a shitpost
I prefer rather become a man in this case.
Any woman's dream? Like a bad dream?
crazy how the person who made that meme is not a woman though
i’d rather shit in my hands and clap for the rest of my life
Once again some dude projecting his fantasies about other men onto women. I disliked the JP before he was obviously insane, I would never tolerate being related to someone like Shapiro and I would rather not exist than be involved with that sorry excuse of an influencer who makes his money by trafficking women and selling them to his p*thetic followers.
Ewww no🤢
I wouldn't need 13 reasons, just 3. But I'd probably decide at 1.
Dear OOP
https://preview.redd.it/27ger8p580mf1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595a13cf60bcc2741450eed2fe6150dcf03b247b
No, this is our nightmare
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Every girl want to be.... sex trafficked??
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what every person with no self respect wants**
I don’t that’s for sure. Like a good neighbor stay over there!
This has to be satire. Andrew Tate was the punchline.
Don't Shapiro and Peterson disavow Tate and his outlook anyway? This whole scenario feels philosophically inconsistent.
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WHO WOULD WANT TO BE WITH ANDREW TATE OF ALL PEOPLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My dad tried to be like Jorden Peterson, even made me read his book, I havent talked to him in years
Hypocritical drugg addict
Spineless, insufferable bootlicker with no sense of humor
Abuser, pimp, sex trafficker
You know it is bad when Shapiro is least horrible person in the list.
I do want ben as a brother (in law), have you seen his sister?
10/10 ragebait for the femcels. Now when does the new ragebait for the incels drop?