Dapping up the paparazzi is egregious work 😭
  • 215 points Skreamie

    Nice of the lads to bid him luck in his future endeavours

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    47 points SofaChillReview

    They were nice, can’t be real paparazzi right?

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  • 534 points sidleeds

    His wife an overlapping wingback, even when going out for a stroll. Wedded to the system

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    74 points PhilLesh311

    Dude. This killed me.

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    1 points my_new_accoun1

    I hope you get better soon 😄

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    5 points Jamily_Foolz

    Brilliant hahaha

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    2 points RTMMB

    You are the king šŸ‘‘

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  • 100 points instafunkpunk

    He has that van to take the boatload of money with him

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    25 points DoYouKnwTheMuffinMan

    Wouldn’t that be a vanload?

    He’d need a boat for a boatload

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    5 points Gullible-Hose4180

    Maybe the van is to transport and transfer it to a boat for overseas shipping or pelagic storage

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    11 points sabarinathj

    Do you really think that money matters to him? For these kinds of genes, they have higher aspirations which sit above money.

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    5 points Ok_Caterpillar_3458

    After a certain point, they really chase some things more than money. Obv money is a motivator but it isn't the end all be all for them. Just look at Ronaldo, got all the money in the world but he still cares a lot about his footballing success

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    9 points [deleted]

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    3 points GazelleIll495

    He's also desperate for 1000 career goals and knows it'll be achieved in Saudi because standards are so low

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    2 points StrangerExistingFact

    He went to saudi because they probably written in contract how many penalties he will get per year to reach 1000 goals

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    8 points Super_Shallot2351

    Didn't he say he'd happily walk away for free a few months ago?

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    12 points blitzkreig31

    But we are forcing him to take 10m šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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    8 points Axearon

    I said I wouldn't date Scarlett Johansson, but if given the opportunity would do otherwise.

    Ruben said a few things before and after the Leeds game, made things clear that the club would back him or sack him.

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    1 points StrangerExistingFact

    No man in the world would do that.

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    -1 points Longjumping-Check429

    Joker and y’all fell for it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

    15 mil are you stupid?

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  • 30 points Alemorgan

    Fat paycheck though.

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    8 points chosenbyyoutoday

    Reports state he's not getting a payout. They are just going to pay his wages for 18 months.

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    32 points Even_I_Dont_Know

    How i understood it is he is going to be under contract for the next 18 months if another club doesnt go for him , he is just relieved of his duties and potentially even us getting a compensation because he is under contract with us. Hes basically a full time stay at home for the next 18 months look im saying this even after I have always been Amorim In but hell id jump up in joy and dance with the paparazzi if I was leaving the stressful shithole United is and im getting a passive income for another year and a half at 540k a month

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    9 points Current-Ad1688

    The good days are coming

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    0 points freehugshuman

    For whom?

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    7 points Current-Ad1688

    Amorim. Joke.

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    0 points Ok_Caterpillar_3458

    Isn't even a joke at this point

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    5 points tuerancekhang

    Same reason Ten Hag and previous coaches took a rest after the united job. Because they are under payroll.

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    2 points Even_I_Dont_Know

    Ten Hag was completely sacked and given compensation out of every coach post Fergie I think only Amorim is kept under payroll

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    0 points StrangerExistingFact

    "just" 9.75 m to amorim and still have to buy out his staff

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  • 21 points Lower-Main2538

    Bro is happy. Just got his biggest pay check

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    33 points bh4ks

    Back me or sack me. Either way I don’t care. That’s his moto. That’s a man who believes in himself and his philosophy. (LVG spoke about philosophy a lot to the point we called him philosopher in our friends group).

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    15 points Sherlockerer

    LVG was in your friend group?

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    10 points Ok_Caterpillar_3458

    His friend group needs to be more horny

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  • 22 points rich32g

    We're going to regret sacking him. I just know he will absolutely tear it up wherever he ends up.

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  • 11 points sabu_mafu

    Very consistent outfit.

    The lad liked that look and stuck to it even more than to his 3-4-3.

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  • 33 points Tchexxum

    Being the United manager, Amorim probably knew him better than he knew most the players

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    36 points Fast_Papaya_3839

    You mean the head coach

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  • 37 points Coconuto83

    I miss him already, we just started to improve

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    -5 points TomThumb_98

    Which game?

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    25 points Coconuto83

    Rmember the games we still have most of the squad?

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    8 points Alternative_Demand96

    No of course not we have the attention span of an

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    3 points l0ngsh0t_ag

    Ha. Nice. I see what you

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    1 points Sad-State8099

    The ones we were still shit in?

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    1 points StrangerExistingFact

    Liverpool

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    0 points TomThumb_98

    Everyone beats Liverpool

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    -3 points HonestRef

    Improve?

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  • 3 points dislocatedshoelac3

    Laughing to the bank personified

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  • 4 points MemeL_rd

    Can't wait for the man united exposure from him on a random podcast

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    1 points vicencioo

    He may say something in the long future but knowing him from his sporting days, he won’t go to a podcast, specially to speak bad of united

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  • 10 points Loud-Sandwich-5812

    Ruben ā€œI suffer more than the fansā€ Amorim 😭

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  • 7 points sam1234678

    Man has style!!

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  • 10 points Benize7

    ā€œI am the one that suffers the mostā€

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  • 3 points Melodic-Bird-7254

    Mainoo in Amorims bin by any chance? He can come out now.

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  • 1 points kepners

    wheres the Labrador?

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  • 1 points politicalthinker1212

    That clapping sound tho

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  • -9 points Not_tim_duncan

    He got what he wanted. Why wouldn’t he be happy?

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    8 points FishingOk2650

    Wait Utd won the league this year??? How'd I miss that?

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  • -27 points HonestRef

    Good riddance

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    -9 points InterestingYak9835

    lol downvoted because you think 15 league wins in over a year isn’t good enough.

    This man has driven expectations and standards so low it actually needs to be studied.

    Amorim’s fan fuck off.

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    -5 points HonestRef

    Amorim and his fan boys acceptance of mediocrity ran through the entire team.

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  • -12 points ragecndy

    Bro smiling after leaving with half the win percentage of Ten Hag, no trophies, leaving us out of Europe and out the Carabao to grismby, kicked out all the left wingers and you guys think he wasn't a problem

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  • -18 points Basic-Week-9262

    He’s off back to Portugal in that old van conversion, to be a vanlife blogger. Cos he ain’t no PL manager that’s for sure

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  • -25 points CloudSmall4220

    Stole a living, ofcourse he’s gonna be dapping them up

    Guy looks like he’s pulled off the Italian Job

    Should be calling the mancunian job

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    0 points 2livendieinmia

    Everybody rips off Man United these days

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    7 points sabu_mafu

    It's man united ripping itself, mostly

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    0 points bh4ks

    He didn’t appoint himself. Jimbo was so desperate he couldn’t wait for the end of the season to have him.

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    0 points CloudSmall4220

    Not like the results were doing much in amorims favour mate. With or without a full squad we were shocking.

    The sacking is fresh now but give a few months and people will start admitting it.

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    1 points bh4ks

    Well things might get worse. Who knows.

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    -2 points CloudSmall4220

    Cant get worse than amorim

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    3 points therickymarquez

    It most likely will

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    1 points StrangerExistingFact

    Enter darren f fletcher and his bois.

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  • -21 points peconsult

    He got like 27M from that contract after pulling one of the worst if not the worst coach for united. Idk how you guys getting emotional for the guy.

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    15 points _PuRe_AdDicT_

    If you think Amorim is Uniteds biggest problem, then you are lost.

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    -1 points peconsult

    He was a problem, now he's not.

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    -2 points InterestingYak9835

    Amen

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    4 points Super_Shallot2351

    They paid his release fee to Sporting, not directly to him lol

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    -3 points juan_bito

    Amorin is getting over 10 mil still tho for being the worst manger we've had statistically disgraceful

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    3 points Coconuto83

    Amorim did the open heart surgery and you changed the surgeon in the middle of it.

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    -1 points InterestingYak9835

    Do you guys have a briefing sheet you use?

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    0 points StrangerExistingFact

    9.75m for year and half left

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  • -8 points 2livendieinmia

    Is Amorim the one that would watch practice from like 5 football fields away?

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  • -3 points LesFogginGoh

    lmfao, heading off in a caravan with brad pitt, like innit…

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  • -4 points DylanD98

    Didn’t he say he would walk away without compensation if things didn’t work out? Guess he lied then

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    1 points IG-JBlvckwell

    I mean, as he said, he came to be the manager, not simply the coach.

    When the United board didnt follow through with what was advertised to him, and then proceed to enforce their own ideas onto the team - then he's well within his right to walk away compensated.

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  • -8 points Stirbmehr

    Tfw you successfully scammed PL club for months and they only now caught a whiff, lmao

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