Welp there's not really a lot of detail to share, he was not careful, also they didn't sew it back on, it was way to late when he arrived to the hospital
I can only assume he chose not to use the part thats shaped exactly like a handle, as a handle, instead just holding the coupling. Absolute maniac move, but here we are.
Take that finger back from the hospital, taxidermy it and give it back to him in a form of necklace during this new year and tell him it's finger lickin good new year doesn't it and lick it. Please.
Dibs
Little bit uh butta, little bit uh garlic
Baby, you got a soup goin!
Man what a weird prank, putting your severed finger tip in your friend’s trailer hitch to scare them
"Oh my god Carl your finger came off! I'm calling 911!"
"IT'S JUST A PRANK BROOOOO!!!"
Why’d he do that?
Because he’s stupid
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Did it get reattached or what?
He didn’t need to count that high.
"Timeout is done when I count to 10" "... 9, 9.5, 9.75..."
5 minutes later "I'm never getting out of timeout, am I?"
That part is supposed to stay on.
Damn, hopefully they could sew it back on. Can you explain what happened in more detail?
Welp there's not really a lot of detail to share, he was not careful, also they didn't sew it back on, it was way to late when he arrived to the hospital
Isn't a hitch that ball joint thing you drop the trailer on? Was his finger on top of it? How did it get ripped off and not squished?
I can only assume he chose not to use the part thats shaped exactly like a handle, as a handle, instead just holding the coupling. Absolute maniac move, but here we are.
Had to watch the game, then stop for a meal on the way or something?
Welp, RIP
Correct, it was ripped off.
Take that finger back from the hospital, taxidermy it and give it back to him in a form of necklace during this new year and tell him it's finger lickin good new year doesn't it and lick it. Please.
It’s pretty wild that parts of us can just pop off and be gone forever.
Especially my detachable penis
https://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE?si=67dT1MhoZFf_LwCO
I sang it in my head as I read it.
And my axe!
His manicurist is going to be pissed
They've got 10% less work now, on to the next client faster.
You know, I've never once thought about that. Would someone with only 9 fingers pay the same amount for a manicure as someone with 10?
Half off for one hand? 25% off, at least??
10% discount
Damn! That looks pretty clean. I hope they could sew it back on.
Looks crushed, they’re not putting that back on.
Yeah he did.
Piece o’ meat without the juice
Imagine him trying to flip people off on his RV trip
That'll do it.
Just the tip … bro
That's a Ziploc bag not a hitch
Don’t do that..
The guy who recently supervised my roofing and siding project did the same thing. Your friend wouldn't happen to be in that line of work, would he?
Youre not supposed stick your fingers in that
"you want a toe. i can get you a fucking toe dude"
What is the hitch
Why would he do that
10% faster when trimming his nails now.
Hang nail final boss
Ah.
Kkkkkkkkk