“Merry Christmas, you wonderful old couch!”
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  • 18 points KeneticKups

    Merry Christmas springs!

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  • 24 points Have_A_Jelly_Baby

    The JD Vance Story.

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    4 points jjw14-1420

    lol. Counsel has advised me against responding to this post. Take my upvote, just the same.

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    5 points SuspiciousString3

    https://i.redd.it/hkm6bhiuff9g1.gif

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  • 14 points Kkongsdaddy

    Hey it's Coily's army of darkness

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  • 14 points Pitbullpandemonium

    "My office instructed to advance you up to 25,000 springs. Hee haw and merry Christmas! -Sam Wainright"

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    4 points jjw14-1420

    lol This is a great “Santa Claus” crossover quote (“Why didn’t he have his secretary write this letter?”. Hee Haw from old mossback George.

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  • 10 points waffen123

    lot's of loose soil to bury somebody out here....

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  • 10 points Pug_rancher

    Look! 👆Even God has a spring!

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  • 11 points Ched_Flermsky

    I think I'll go find the Spring Sprite and do some passionate necking...

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  • 7 points M_Waverly

    “Guns, huh?”

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    4 points jjw14-1420

    Even though I’ve heard this riff many times, I laughed so loud at your post they heard me in the other room. Lol

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  • 10 points Mst3Kgf

    From then on, Coily visited him nightly until he was driven mad.

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  • 16 points lithium_green

    Where does Coily fit into God’s plan?

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    4 points jjw14-1420

    I give this short a 98.7% quotability rating. Seems I find a situation to repeat at least one line almost every day. lol

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  • 7 points uberneuman_part2

    “Better step back! All that meatloaf and butter is going to make me pass a long brown spring, Coily.”

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    2 points jjw14-1420

    I finally have a full understanding of the, “Coily, eww!” riff. lol

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  • 7 points laurifex

    So one clod says one thing and the whole world pays?

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    3 points jjw14-1420

    “So, Coily waited all eternity for this moment and he backs down almost instantly?”

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  • 7 points VastUnlikely9591

    More gray asses.

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    3 points jjw14-1420

    “Look! God has a spring!”

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  • 6 points Any_Indication_4887

    YOU’LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!

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  • 4 points DandiestGuyInSpace

    Lots of loose soil to bury someone out here… Hey!

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  • 4 points puppsmcgee74

    “ I own your ass, fat boy! Get back here!” -Mrs. Claus to Santa, probably

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    2 points jjw14-1420

    Hey! The door!

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  • 3 points SmoovCatto

    🤣

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  • 6 points jbwarner86

    Every year my family watches It's A Wonderful Life, and every year I'm blown away by how many lines I recognize from MST3K 😆

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  • 5 points Traditional_Pick4523

    Try it eight more times, maybe it'll work.

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    2 points jjw14-1420

    lol. The classic “slamming the glovebox” scene!

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  • 3 points djscoots10

    No Springs!

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