"so you might be wondering how I got here"

I'm not a fish, I'm a cat

Dang it Carl…look at the camera, I’ll help

The smugness says he’s very happy with he’s life and life choices 😼

I had a mom and daughter duo that exactly matched these two. What cuties

Australian reverse cowgirl in the middle of Europe pose

"If you see me getting hit in the face by a big booty latina, dont intervene. Im exactly where i want to be"

The one on the left is clearly dominating.