Is this subreddit satire?

To answer this commonly asked question, NO we are in fact not satire.

Landphobes btfo

1 points sir_cheeseballs

Re-Stickied due to rentoids messaging me constantly

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1280 points [deleted]

Even asking the question raises the rent

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484 points BenderIsGreatBendr

Not asking the question?

Surprisingly, also raises the rent.

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209 points Dylpooh

Unfathomably based

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61 points deprime1999

believe it or not, straight to jail

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40 points nerdherdsman

It's kinda bullshit that jails can't charge rent. Classic landphobia.

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31 points Illuminase

I imagine a bright future, where all prisons are privately owned, and inmates are charged rent.

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11 points Toomin3

Sometimes, they work in hot sun, making license plates and performing other tasks.

So sometimes they are at least working for their cell.

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2 points RobertaMcGuffin

You would love the old British debt prisons. They charged rent as well as fees to unfasten chains. I would recommend looking it up; it's a fascinating read.

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2 points Tahmas836

Without passing go or collecting 200$

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5 points iguzzle

Is it after the question was asked? Rent goes up.

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4 points Real_Guru

You make an appointment for maintenance and I don't show up... Raising rent.

We have the best rentoids in the world... Because of raising rent.

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109 points [deleted]

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58 points AutoModerator

No, we're not joking.

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45 points LoveForLandchads-ModTeam

Spam is cheap, high-sodium “food” for rentoids! Kindly take off your shoe and bonk your noggin

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1 points RobertaMcGuffin

I never signed a contract that showed what the amount of said rent is.

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76 points Borkerman

I run the nail polish/painting/whatever-you-call-it business

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56 points LooseChangeWasTaken

great I've been meaning to contact you. your rents going up.

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11 points Borkerman

your rents going up.

Pretty sure I have the deeds to all those unless if you're the IRS and by rent you mean taxes.

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11 points CertifiedSheep

I just add a yearly surcharge on every property that coincidentally is equal to the property tax. Not paying that shit when I can pass it onto the toids 🤣🤣🤣

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-1 points Borkerman

But I didn't rent anything, I own it all

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11 points xRobotic24x

Bro desperately trying to show that he is the bigger landchad. Cope harder rentoid. Your rent goes up regardless. I don’t care if your a single mother of five or a fucking dolphin. Pay your dues!

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6 points AutoModerator

A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.

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2 points Borkerman

But I just give the guy 75k in a suitcase

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3 points LooseChangeWasTaken

you're delusional, rentoid. cope harder.

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0 points Borkerman

Didn't I gave you a suitcase with 75k in it?

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3 points LooseChangeWasTaken

yeah, but you forgot the tip and utility fees.

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1 points Borkerman

Thanks I can write you a check to pay that off, and end that contract, here's your check of 62.5k now I'll go now.

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2 points LooseChangeWasTaken

you have till yesterday to move out.

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1 points Borkerman

Good thing I moved out a week ago

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2 points MrManGuy42

i bought it give me money

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1 points Borkerman

No you didn't, I personally have to sign the contract to the you my stuff

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3 points MrManGuy42

remember that receipt you signed like five months ago at that applebees? that was a contract to buy the place for like $10, you owe me 50k for the last five months

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1 points Borkerman

No, I think you're mixing up with someone, I'll never went to applebee's.

I'll give you 75k in a suitcase to shut up though.

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197 points aignneru

Exactly. Being a landlord is no joke. It's not just a job, but a way of life that we landchads follow. Land rights are human rights and the rentoids who love blowing off Mao's dick need to understand this.

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61 points AutoModerator

Mao enjoyed sucking delicious landlords' cocks

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33 points DrackieCutie

You mean Mao's dong?

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16 points AutoModerator

Mao enjoyed sucking delicious landlords' cocks

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21 points AutoModerator

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1 points RobertaMcGuffin

Mao's dick needs to be blown away, not blown off.

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Mao enjoyed sucking delicious landlords' cocks

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62 points [deleted]
Being a rentoid is fundamentally illogical. Why should we feel sorry for them, because they're stupid?

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13 points SirPete_97

Don't they know to buy instead of rent if they want money? Simply lesser beings... Some are just meant to be rentoids...

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19 points CapnHanSolo

Divine Caste System

Landlords

Homeless

Rentoids

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3 points iguzzle

Why would you rent if you're not a degen?

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1 points RobertaMcGuffin

In my case, it was because I was asked to for special needs services, but I only did it for 3 months. I was not going to be a degenerate rentoid for any longer than I absolutely had to be. Now my mom is the landchad, but she charges some of the lowest rates in the area that are not low income housing, ($450 per month, which is a steal in our suburb of Austin), and it's a house, not an apartment.

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96 points froggythefish

Thanks for clarifying, landphobes aren’t welcome here 😇🥰

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88 points KingCosmicBrownie

I own 7 condos in upstate New York. The graciousness of my heart allows 7 single mothers to rent out these luxurious condos (1 bed, 1 bath. 750 sq/ft) for $9000 a month. Seeing this post has tugged at my heart strings.. it makes me want to buy another condo, but only making a measly $63,000 a month is not sufficient for my humble lifestyle. I’m proud to announce I’m raising these single rentoids rent by 3x next month. God is good 🥲

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37 points AutoModerator

A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.

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24 points sir_cheeseballs

Good bot 🤖

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12 points iguzzle

You are a Saint. You could easily get 10k

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10 points KingCosmicBrownie

I just felt bad for the children. They’re limbless, special needs, and suffer from dwarfism. The father walked out to become a landchad (so noble) and the mothers’ gave me a sob story about their children. So I took pity on them, but I’m happy to inform I told them their rent is going up and rents due on the first. The tears of joy and them saying “MY BABIES!” really moved me so much. Thank you for the push, based LandChad 🥲

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6 points FranceGoesSouth

Rise and grind 😤

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1 points AutoModerator

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63 points [deleted]

So insulting. It's unreal how little respect we get.

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92 points AutoModerator

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40 points CaptainMoonunitsxPry

No. Now get back into yer crawlspace apartment, you dirty flithy renty boi. If you want me to gender you right that's a $1000 a month fee.

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19 points twisty_tomato

Crawlspace? I think you meant to say high density apartment

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23 points trazynthefinite

I cater to Rentpigs' consoomerism with an authentic Harry Potter style bedroom

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30 points JungyBrungun

Rent, now

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22 points Nab7572000

Yes king 💰💰💸💸💰💰. Feel free to raise rent to my liege 😊

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28 points [deleted]

ALL P.O.L'S ARE HECKING VALID! STAY STRONG KINGS ❤️😤👏 RENTOIDS STAY MAD

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13 points pwadman

On the contrary, my dear The Lady Threcos of Landed ~~Satire~~ Stature. The squealing rent piggies add delight to my day.

Do you not like to play with your food? I sheepishly admit it’s a childish habit I’ve maintained. But to mock! Oh to mock! There is no greater pleasure. Well, maybe a surprise eviction

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7 points [deleted]

I believe most if not all mods are legitimate landlords.

The decision to let rentoids post drivel the sub every now and then was made to encourage activity and give us fresh material to make fun of

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6 points AutoModerator

We are 100% serious. Any attempt to suggest otherwise will result in immediate eviction.

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4 points AutoModerator

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12 points AutoModerator

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42 points AmazonISSUnofficial

I hate this question, and every time I read it I evict a single father

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32 points septic-paradise

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16 points AutoModerator

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5 points S3cr3tChord

I hope you stay reading it for all eternity since a rent king can't die due to being a typical bloodsucking vampire

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17 points Big-Hour-6289

No We are all 800 pounds fridge raiders

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13 points airplane001

800? Looking skinny, king 👑 eat up

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10 points pwadman

Based!!!!

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5 points AutoModerator

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31 points [deleted]

No. Its our safe space. Fuck off back to your kennel you landless rentcunt.

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11 points boompro69

Asking if this is satire is like asking if utilitys are included in rent, the answer is No

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4 points AutoModerator

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10 points Nab7572000

Absolutely not. And Im glad to see all the kings here doing gods work for me. Couldn't wish for a better place 😊

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11 points [deleted]

Landphobia is absolutely a serious matter.

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2 points AutoModerator

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6 points MajorRedditMoment

Why would I joke about my love for landchads?

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13 points boboelmonkey

Oh thank god. I was worried there for a little bit that it was satire

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6 points AutoModerator

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6 points jimmyurinator

Only a rentoid would ask this question. They should tip for asking it

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6 points Gomra_812

How do people even think that this sub is satire? People who think that are skinny commie rentoids and single mothers who are being blatantly landphobic and their rent should be raised immediately, those who don't agree with me are approving of literal discrimination and aren't deserving of even being here in us landchads' safe space.

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5 points AutoModerator

A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.

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Good bot

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3 points AutoModerator

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11 points Signal_East3999

Who wants to paint over cockroaches with me?

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5 points SothaDidNothingWrong

No

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4 points DunKrugEffect

Landphobes

Hey I don't fear any lands. Lands fear me, a landlord.

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5 points Incredibly_Based

landphobia affects us ALL.

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6 points scotty9090

Whenever I let my rentoids get me down, or after a hard day of evicting single-mothers and confiscating Funko-pops, I like to come here to chill with a cold one.

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5 points spogel

thank you for finally clarifying we need do evict these land phobes who are here merely for jokes

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6 points [deleted]

I'm so sick of landphones acting like our problems are just a big joke.

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3 points Towel4

Honestly, pretty rentoid of you to even stoop to answering the question… but as a community I suppose it could be allowed to slide…

Actually no I can’t let it slide. Rent raised.

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3 points S3cr3tChord

A silly question. You sound like a rentoid. Pay up.

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3 points Bidens_Moldy_Toenail

Smartest rentoid:

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4 points [deleted]

i love single mothers, i would never evict one. they always lend me their food and dont complain when i threaten them with raising rent 😊

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3 points AutoModerator

A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.

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4 points [deleted]

The fact that rentards have to ask such a thing says a lot about their intelligence.

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5 points [deleted]

I don't get why anyone thinks we are not being serious here.

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3 points kerimbo

This is some kind of joke to you? Our goal is that landlord rights get recognized as basic human rights globally. After years of being victimized and discriminated against by landphobes we demand justice and reparations... Be an ally and tip your landlord!

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3 points AutoModerator

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3 points AutoModerator

LANDLORD RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

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5 points No-Transition2225

All these rentoids need to stop asking this stupid question. Of course, we aren't satire

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3 points AutoModerator

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5 points FranceGoesSouth

It looks like I’ll be keeping your security deposit.

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4 points springwaterh20

it’s so sad that rentoids won’t even give us a small safe space. please just let us have this

I didn’t raise the rent on a struggling single mother of 5 today and I have been trying my best to keep it togethe4r

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3 points AutoModerator

A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.

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4 points xRobotic24x

No! All single mothers and other rentoids get the prices raised by 20% IMMEDIATELY!!!

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3 points AutoModerator

A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.

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4 points [deleted]

I USED MY WIFE AS PAYMENT FOR THE LANDCHAD

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5 points [deleted]

Just saw that some dork ruined the last sub lol

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3 points [deleted]

No

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3 points arealbigballer

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3 points YeteOsiko

Love that you asked this bc I don't remember subscribing and couldn't tell either. I stayed on anyway bc it was amusing nonetheless

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3 points liberated-dremora

Sure, I satirically demand 300% tips from my rentoids. As a joke. Haha.

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4 points AutoModerator

No, we're not joking.

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2 points MelodiousMetal

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2 points Kubrick379

Based

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2 points lllllIllIllIll

What happened to the other subreddit?

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2 points ocarinaofmemes

Honestly I just think the posts here are funny and just want to join in

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2 points Treegun27

Yesn't we are satire. Also rent is due in 5 mins and I septupled it

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2 points AutoModerator

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1 points Treegun27

I said yesn't which means we're not?

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2 points Grad0Nite

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5 points SuffBlueberry

I still genuinely cannot tell

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Hehe I’ll never tell

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1 points Nugby_Higginbottoms

Is this satire? I genuinely can’t tell

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1 points AutoModerator

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1 points Nugby_Higginbottoms

Is this auto mod part of the satire as well, by chance?

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1 points AutoModerator

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1 points Nugby_Higginbottoms

I can’t tell if you’re being serious though

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1 points VelveetaBuzzsaw

Just when I thought land lords couldn't be any more cretinous

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3 points Imaginary-Double2612

I STILL CANT TELL

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-3 points THROWAWAY_undersc0re

You retards ruined this sub with your commie shit, fuck you all

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21 points Lolmanmagee

You are thinking of the og sub lol.

This sub is pure, unmarred by its shadow.

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-6 points [deleted]

It’s reverse satire. We’re mocking the people who mock landlords.

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14 points AutoModerator

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13 points glossyplane245

The downvotes say you missed the mark lol

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8 points Lolmanmagee

Reverse satire = completely serious

You kinda are right just said it weird lol.

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3 points AutoModerator

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-1 points [deleted]

Ah so then it's a hate group, got it.

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14 points boyoboyo434

Rent is due

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2 points AutoModerator

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