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  • 261 points WeekendBard

    what do snakes even do for fun

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    213 points DemiTheSeaweed

    Eat eggs

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    115 points Ornery_Tie_4771

    errrrrm actually, only the eggeater snakes do that, wich are teethless unlike the one showed in the picture

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    43 points Such-Injury9404

    nerrrrrrd

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    24 points Nugget_Boy69420

    Well, I don't think knowing how to treat your partner properly, and having knowledge about what they like to do and what not, is a bad thing.

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    21 points Such-Injury9404

    ughhhh nerrrrrrrd (affectionate)

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    13 points iggyboy456

    Erm actually actually, plenty of generalist snakes will also eat eggs. Rat snakes will absolutely raid chicken coops.

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    13 points Line_r

    That is a harmful stereotype

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    11 points lordbutternut

    Sorry, they also eat mice. That snakegirl is voring micegirls. They deserve all the slander they could get

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    12 points Line_r

    I wish I were a mouse

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    12 points Wolfdude91

    IHop it is

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    22 points Just_Dab

    Depends, some pythons likes watching TV because their pit organs "see" in infrared.

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    12 points Duococcus

    https://preview.redd.it/ojd4c1w5rj9g1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=b52ca5e82341fd5164249d61d936990f793ffe1f

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    5 points iamapizza

    Consume buldak, the other danger noodles.

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    3 points Northbound-Narwhal

    Sunbathing

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    5 points Guv_SS13

    cocaine

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    5 points MorgrimTheReclaimer

    https://preview.redd.it/jrd17qoe5k9g1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba48c1c4d03be82852a15ecb64e57d9994fb57e6

    Probably this

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  • 74 points Superseaslug

    Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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  • 109 points Empty_Firefighter848

    OH MY GOD FRANZ FERDINAND REFERENCE!?!?

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    5 points SexDefender084

    THISSSSS FIREEEE IS OUT OOFFF CONTROOOOLLLLL

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    1 points Empty_Firefighter848

    ILL BURN! ILL BURN! ILL BURN! ILL BUUURN!!!

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    -6 points Small-Philosopher-38

    ?????

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  • 47 points Stoplight25

    Where? Everything is infamously closed on Christmas

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    36 points Sorry_Lifeguard2736

    Chinese restaurants and dive bars my dude, that's a great double feature.

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    6 points Bardic_inspiration67

    Movie theater

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  • 32 points After-Bumblebee

    God I wish

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  • 17 points Aknightinoveralls

    https://preview.redd.it/toz9eqrysi9g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a96bcf062b018e54a70d4f51735294b78a4fc65f

    HELL YAH SNAKE WAMON LOVE HER BTW

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  • 14 points SuperSocialMan

    "It should've been me, not him!"

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  • 17 points IntelligentAd5616

    Take me out to... Franz Ferdinand

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  • 8 points Such-Injury9404

    cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle cuddle

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  • 8 points HeartoftheHive

    Snristmas?

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    2 points Super_Couple_7088

    Don't you know anything about snake humor BUDDY

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    1 points HeartoftheHive

    Obviously not. And people not explaining it isn't helping.

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    1 points Super_Couple_7088

    The snakegirl is being potrayed as having a snakey speech impediment. Snakes hiss a lot so snakegirls might replace Cs with Ses, unintentionally of course

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    1 points HeartoftheHive

    The N is what doesn't work for me. I get it, trying to have Christmas come out strange when said with a snake lisp, but Snristmas isn't how that would work.

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    1 points Super_Couple_7088

    yeah i can't really wrap my head around that either, to be honest

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  • 4 points Cakeski

    God I wish that was me.

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  • 3 points Significant-Ad-5187

    deal

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  • 3 points Aggravating-Can-5653

    Smash

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  • 3 points tfzetta

    https://preview.redd.it/u5vyyc090k9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99bef91286f0a43cee84329b5d2dff75506ed73e

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  • 1 points MrFistr59

    I wish... snakes are so cute and cuddly...

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  • 1 points _Silver-Jester22_

    Take you out? You mean like to dinner or "Take you out"

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  • 1 points LaxLimbutts

    https://i.redd.it/x9njk1li8m9g1.gif

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