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  • 3169 points sadistic-salmon

    She was a human loving alien who gets aroused by guns. No racist could resist that

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    1440 points sawbladex

    Honestly, if you can find a local who is willing to give you what you want, and wants what you can give, tapering down your xenophobia to accept them is just ... how the Spanish eventually took control of the parts of the New World he did.

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    525 points Wander_64

    This is the equivalent of believing Disney’s Pocahontas

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    536 points Tall-Internet7007

    Yes and no.

    When the Spanish arrived in America, they allied themselves with the enslaved and oppressed peoples to fight against the more advanced civilizations.

    Obviously, the Spanish later betrayed and raped them, etc.

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    195 points SinglePlayerGamer93

    I would assume the Spanish sailors started raping the local people looooooong before any betrayal started.

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    174 points Asteroids130

    They did. The conquistadors were kidnapping Nahua women and that caused tension between the Aztecs and Spanish. It was one of the leading factors to what became the Night of Sorrows.

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    232 points Shillbaiter-

    The Aztecs, for example, were so evil and utterly demonic that the local tribes basically didn’t even need convincing to join the Spanish.

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    30 points TheDidact118

    This is not exactly true. The Aztecs(who were part of a triple alliance at the time) were unpopular because they demanded tribute. Those that refused to give tribute were brutally conquered. Those that rebelled even more brutally conquered, and their leader would be replaced with an Aztec governor to ensure no further rebellions.

    The reason other city-states in the area(not 'tribes') sided with the Spanish was little more than political maneuvering to try and take control themselves. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    2 points Shillbaiter-

    This is true.

    However, the Aztecs’ ‘tribute’ included gathering people for sacrificial means. Lots of them.

    An insane amount of them that defies reasonable belief. I’d argue they’re one of the first peoples who managed to streamline Human slaughter— and they didn’t even have industry!

    These people would be drugged with Datura— nightmare substance, by the way— and then butchered. Children were especially prized.

    This cruelty was …

    Not popular with their subjects, nor the other tribes, because nobody did it quite like them. Not at their level. Not with their…

    Enthusiasm…

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    78 points Lapis_Lazuli2042

    Little did they know the Spanish were just as bad

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    83 points Oofy_Emma

    no I mean the Aztecs were genuinely just evilmaxxing, like typa shit where they had a holiday of some kind called war day where they'd declare war on some neighbour and just rape and kill everyone for religious purposes

    like the Spanish were bad don't get me wrong but like I don't fault the natives for choosing "we might maybe spare you a little if you convert to Christianity" over "kill everyone and leave"

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    -6 points Darkarcheos

    Exchanging one master for another

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    8 points Oofy_Emma

    "more like under new management" type shi

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    168 points Shillbaiter-

    Just as bad?

    I get it. They were awful, but it’s difficult to describe just how bad the Aztecs were. I personally consider them to be in a category all their own.

    Over two days the Aztecs killed more people— many of them children, almost all of them civilians— than the Inquisition killed over its entire lifespan of multiple centuries, even counting secular courts.

    They were demons wearing a human guise.

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    52 points SapphicWhiteWitch

    i'm trying to read more about this, but i'm not able to find what i'm looking for. Any suggestions?

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    48 points TheDidact118

    I believe he's referencing accounts that purposefully exaggerated numbers to demonize the Aztecs. There are certain sources that claim the Aztecs sacrificed tens of thousands of people per day or that skull racks that they put the skulls of people they had sacrificed on held hundreds of thousands of skulls. These accounts are typically based on directly on Spanish sources at the time that were demonizing Aztecs and their religion, or papers written much later.

    Putting a hard number on the number of sacrifices is basically impossible but it is far more likely that the number of sacrifices was in the low thousands

    Here's a good long post from /r/AskHistorians

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/a8l01q/ive_read_that_20000_people_were_sacrificed/ecgjave/?context=3

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    18 points Marcusss_sss

    Also the recorded numbers of executions from the spanish inquisition were not as high as you would expect given their infamy

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    16 points SapphicWhiteWitch

    well fuck. 16th century colonizer propaganda strikes again

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    10 points 8_guy

    Still not incorrect to say "well actually..." when someone says the Spanish were worse though. The Aztecs got up to a loooot of shit. It is not in historical dispute how much they loved child sacrifice and raiding/killing/enslaving their neighbors :D

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    3 points Nobody_at_all000

    IIRC didn’t they sacrifice one person a day because they thought it was the only thing keeping the sun going?

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    1 points TheDidact118

    It wasnt one person a day but they did indeed sacrifice people at regular festivals in part because they believed their Sun god, Huitzilopochtli needed human hearts and blood to keep the sun moving and prevent the world from being destroyed.

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    1 points LocalBandicoot1331

    Ok but we do agree the genocide of women and children and non - responsible is horrible, I hate what Aztecs and Spain did but feel sad for the innocent natives

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    28 points Lapis_Lazuli2042

    Fair enough, I know very little about the Aztecs and more about the spanish

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    46 points Shillbaiter-

    The Spanish were monstrous, you’re absolutely right. But I encourage looking into the Aztecs…

    If you’re not having too good of a day. When I read about some of it, I just kind of sat there for a minute.

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    38 points Puzzleheaded_Tap2977

    You don't get it. Atrocities are always worse when committed by Europeans

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    3 points Marcusss_sss

    Yeah its almost like they are, dont talk about all the executions, massacres, and genocides post-conquest. Tenochtitlan was one of the most populated cities in the world and it was entirely destroyed.

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    2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    14 points Shillbaiter-

    Thank you, Vladimir Putin, I think that message of love and positivity is really something we all need to hear right about now.

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    1 points Kal_Segata_El

    what year was that?

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    0 points EvelynnCC

    The Inquisition didn't actually kill that many people by the standards of such organizations, a better point of comparison would be... well, the Spanish colonization of the New World, where you see stuff like 50+% death tolls due to epidemics compounded by brutal working conditions and malnutrition

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    -27 points SlicyBoi

    They were demons wearing a human guise.

    This is just racist.

    Do you have any sources for the events you're talking about?

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    14 points Oofy_Emma

    no dude they were literally on some king von shit

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    -9 points SlicyBoi

    I would love a source.

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    13 points Kevin_McScrooge

    The information is publicly available and trivial to verify. Failing to look it up is a choice.

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    2 points Oofy_Emma

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_warfare on the first section they talk about "coronation campaigns", where a newly elect king or whatever would go on a random war against some underlings to show they wouldn't be fucking around either.

    it's not racism. literally everyone present, be they Spanish or native, attested to the comical level of evil the Aztecs were on

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    28 points PresidentOfKoopistan

    Them: "This culture that revolves entirely around human sacrifice and the mass slaughter of innocents is evil"

    You for some reason: "ERMMMMM, racist much????????"

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    -15 points SlicyBoi

    Did their culture revolve "entirely" around "the mass slaughter of innocents" because I'm still not seeing any sources.

    When did they kill more people than the conquistadors in two days? Because I'm still not seeing any sources ln that either. All of you are just going along with this because you believe it to be true, not because you have any facts, which is racist.

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    8 points Apom52

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sacrifice_in_Aztec_culture#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DSome_post-conquest_sources_report%2Csources_to_justify_Spain%27s_conquest.?wprov=sfla1 Read the portion of their temple dedication and estimates of human sacrifice per year.

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    7 points Nobody_at_all000

    https://preview.redd.it/6qdgl3hfrh9g1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71faf279528a79020e87e015d67fb28c830c5601

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    81 points BebadoDemais

    As a board certified racist i can confirm that.

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    41 points sadistic-salmon

    As a grandmaster tier racist I can confirm your confirmation

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    12 points Lord_Orphan_Slayer

    As the racist I confirm your confirmation of his confirmation.

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    5 points TomaRedwoodVT

    As someone who got called a racist Nazi by a coworker for stating I like Florida’s lack of state income tax, I confirm your confirmation of his confirmation of his confirmation

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    17 points ToaSuutox

    Losercity wife material

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    2 points stronkzer

    The cure for racism is love, guns, and shared love for guns.

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  • 761 points Brain_Farofa

    https://preview.redd.it/hzek4tli1f9g1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ab478d3066a17d5f4d274957222b48d72d3dd1

    That pussy got me screamin’, cryin’, pissin’, shittin’, shootin’ ropes

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    132 points killrmeemstr

    Avatar flow state

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    109 points Jisifus

    My DNA test came back

    Turns out I'm 100% HIMalayan

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    46 points reluctant_return

    Call that pussy the matrix, because I'm stuck in this bitch, and I can't get out.

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    24 points Jisifus

    I don't care if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyways

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    9 points OhioanSAAB

    I balled so hard, they thought I was a fucking nutsack

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    8 points Jisifus

    I ate the op

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  • 855 points turtle_mekb

    https://preview.redd.it/8yg9jgxvre9g1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ebdc4279ef1a6bd7bedf6eae7220711a39d22c

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    62 points Savings_Dragonfly806

    Anyone know the artist?

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    56 points Skromoner

    @ThuArts

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    14 points Savings_Dragonfly806

    Thanks!

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    15 points GordolfoScarra

    Never ask a stormcloak the race of his wife.

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  • 1214 points Legomarioboy08

    Literally the definition of “I can fix them.”

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    609 points Tall-Internet7007

    Rather, "I can make it worse" since the woman wants to burn the other tribes for the lulz

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    278 points Dew_Chop

    She's one of the Good Ones™

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  • 967 points jonhssquarespaceplus

    https://preview.redd.it/jhw994buqe9g1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec700263f9e8d0db69d9758c4283bdeb6655aad0

    I understand

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    710 points krootroots

    https://preview.redd.it/snr8279rse9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1debc725c60bb8b72fa641bd65398106cf87c19

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    167 points milaan_tm

    r/okbuddycinephile pledge of allegiance

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    22 points zombieGenm_0x68

    same

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  • 518 points Program-Emotional

    Crazy pussy does things to a mf

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    191 points Mautos

    Crazy pussy and ultra cocaine to be clear

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  • 741 points Silly_Y33Ny

    Is the cure for male lonlyness tall blue alien gf? YES

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    265 points en43rs

    This message was sent by the Tau Empire.

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    90 points Silly_Y33Ny

    Honesly im more of a fire and earth cast Tau fan

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    64 points en43rs

    The Tau empire provide partners of all shape and sizes*

    • : citation needed.
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    17 points yeetman1000

    I too love a woman that can bench press me.

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    -25 points Breath_Deep

    https://preview.redd.it/fffdcpn5ng9g1.png?width=380&format=png&auto=webp&s=5672bb7bcb865c56683d15e471997ce36fccdd02

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    22 points destroyar101

    https://i.redd.it/ltfa617hdf9g1.gif

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    1 points Marcusss_sss

    Did they edit the image of the comment, whys everyone replying with 40k stuff?

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    3 points Silly_Y33Ny

    Nope, it just "her der no alien gf that is herecy praise be the holy corpse" it tradition at this point

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    14 points M1s51n9n0

    Dorn did not get his ass lost in the warp so you could whine about shitposts

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    16 points peterhorse77

    https://i.redd.it/pyjckp20gf9g1.gif

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    9 points Limp_Pumpkin_8303

    https://i.redd.it/roqnb634wf9g1.gif

    Empire of man fans on their way to ruin any chance of fun so they can make the same joke for the 1000th time:

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    7 points telenova_tiberium

    This reminds me of an animation of a black templar getting tentacle hentai

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    0 points M1s51n9n0

    Coward, changing your post when you get called out for being a dick

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    83 points Midnight_Moon_Witch

    https://preview.redd.it/queeifjnze9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad29a7ad1edc4bd71e06544fd9d5c44574ba227

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    15 points jUG0504

    Payday 2 lore i think

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  • 334 points gooberphta

    Well yeah i mean... you've seen the aliens right???? One night is a very high bar, id be doin this shit after one glance

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    123 points krootroots

    Yeah that tent scene had me crossing my legs in the cinema bruh omfg

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  • 103 points Luzifer_Shadres

    Most racist Na'vi and most racist human sharing their views about the other Na'vi tribes (they will fuck):

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  • 323 points jackelbuho22

    The Na'vi just need to look like this for me to join their side the moment i land on their planet

    https://preview.redd.it/o8ue38amwe9g1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed643d3a0db6cf146fca4c42b81a2407f53d71f4

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    76 points Memelord707130

    God mother fucking damn.

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    36 points Memelord707130

    We must stay focused brothers

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    50 points Enslaved_M0isture

    NO THE FUCK WE WILL NOT

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    44 points Limp_Pumpkin_8303

    https://preview.redd.it/nlhl9xkfwf9g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f99ef63403ba8be503fa83137576ee7ebb132f

    I am focused, focused on that Navussy.

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    3 points Tadimizkacti

    God Mothafuckiiin... DAMN

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    26 points Dagos

    I love how every time an avatar post comes up, glacierclears art inevitably comes up

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    10 points itsyoboi33

    Good lord

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    6 points Tadimizkacti

    https://preview.redd.it/t0bgip3xdk9g1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=a783a1dbc39d4de2d000c34353bfd5c6cf659ba9

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    3 points Teo_Verunda

    https://preview.redd.it/zu29apj1dh9g1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c89586a64f57646c5cf2aaca3e95ef3b08e642

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    2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    12 points _silcrow_

    Dawg, the majority of the people on this sub are furrys

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  • 89 points Scorching_Buns

    And then they used the funny blue tendrils

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  • 159 points Great_expansion10272

    UNOBTANIUM BELONGS TO HUMANITY! *holding hands with the alien tribal goth chick*

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  • 81 points Guv_SS13

    Alien pussy got him acting unwise

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    28 points Jorsonner

    I wouldn’t even say his actions were unwise. They were arguably morally correct.

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    37 points SillyShrimpGirl

    Alien pussy got him acting wise

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    1 points Razor-Swisher

    It’s morally correct to genocide the majority of the native population of Pandora as long as you’re getting help from the smaller group that’s extremely radicalized? Or it’s morally correct to increase shareholder value and the lifespan of billionaires by slaughtering sentient, sapient creatures for a small portion of their bodies?

    I’m havin trouble picking up what you’re putting down

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  • 77 points Ill_Maintenance8134

    https://preview.redd.it/ze5za26l2f9g1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1945950cb1b469b0be06f720ee939dad6c139e7e

    GARFIELD WE NEED MORE FUCKING NAILS

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    16 points 90s__Sitcom

    Elite ball knowledge

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  • 72 points Scissi

    That moment when he pulled up in the command center fully painted we all knew he was lost in the sauce.

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  • 66 points Another_Road

    You’re saying you wouldn’t for a 10 foot tall alien cat-like woman?

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  • 161 points KonoAnonDa

    Bro found a woman who could match his freak, and turned Portuguese as a result, lol.

    https://preview.redd.it/67pxdjc53f9g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720148b3774d2d8cee4976f3db393e269431ff6e

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  • 62 points xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

    New theory

    Na'vi possess mind altering Sexual Pheromones.

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    38 points Limp_Pumpkin_8303

    https://i.redd.it/qb0rhmipwf9g1.gif

    Hypno fans reaction to that little tidbit of info:

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    9 points signious

    Im pretty sure that was the space-bathsalts

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  • 31 points Hadrian1233

    Bro I just got out of the theater 😭

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    5 points KingoKings365

    Same

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    6 points GunnyStacker

    Is the writing any better than the last one? I thought the first one was alright, but I read the synopsis for Avatar 2 and decided to skip it because it sounded very dumb.

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    4 points GordolfoScarra

    If the second one had no story at all and was just done in nature documentary style I would still watch it due to the visual spectacle.

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    1 points xlbingo10

    it is more in line with the second one, but i would consider the first one the worst

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  • 11 points Anzire

    Love they did that

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  • 12 points TheSolidSalad

    Passport Bro moment

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  • 7 points TantiVstone

    They were up all night painting each other's faces

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  • 8 points JoelMahon

    re-specced from warrior to bard

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  • 8 points Resident-Fox-720

    That's the front cover for MGSV! 

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  • 9 points AltheiWasTaken

    This guy is supposed to be a human?

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    22 points Namika

    Former human. A very very racist genocidal maniac human, who since Avatar 2 has had his mind transferred into the body of a blue alien.

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  • 6 points lazermaniac

    That reads like a Dracua Flow line, and he's got the painted-on peak to match.

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  • 4 points Sir_Slyles

    refuse to believe he actually rolls up with the mf dracula flow cut is this real

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    1 points Razor-Swisher

    Yep

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  • 6 points No-Art-9224

    The first Avatar had the same plot. Jake flips teams after having that Nav-ussy

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  • 6 points Lyney_great_magician

    Sully folded after months, quaritch folded in a week

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  • 1 points Cluckyluke

    The dome must have been crazy

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  • -40 points syn_miso

    Not pussy. They canonically have sex with their hair

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    66 points krootroots

    They still fuck with their pussies and dicks, the hair tentacle thing is just for extra stimulation and emotional bonding

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    24 points InformationNo1999

    no they don't. they still have sex like normal

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    42 points toodumbtobeAI

    Are they having sex when they ride their animal mounts? The ponytail does that, too.

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    42 points Northbound-Narwhal

    Yes.

    Also if you trip and fall and your hair touches the ground you fuck the planet on accident.

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    19 points Wolfdude91

    The planet is now pragnante with your child

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    17 points MicrwavedBrain

    *gregnant

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    5 points throwaway3270a

    earth babby

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    4 points TheTexasHammer

    Starlord's mother be like

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    1 points Satans-Dirty-Hoe

    from what happened in the third movie, I hope the fuck NOT

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