Theo Von was just seen with Suede Brooks all over him IN PUBLIC a few days ago in Vegas - clearly not hiding it - and I have a mutual friend in New York who works at the Chelsea Hotel that can verify their "relationship." She's a high-end escort (and truly isn’t that good looking in the face? She’s kind of derpy looking when she hasn’t had a chance to FaceTune herself?) and it's abundantly clear they meet incognito on purpose because there's likely a transactional situation going on there.

But it's disgusting. He's a recovering drug and sex addict and is 20+ years older than her. Everyone knows she's a high-end escort. And she blocks anyone who comments about him.

I honestly feel sorry for him - he says one thing and does another. Or he's got absolutely everyone fooled about who he really is. Anyone who entertains that calibre of women, especially with that age gap, isn't an intelligent or inherently solid person. He’s also fucking Only Fans models, one in particular named Daryll (hence my burner account name lol - it ain’t me) who literally has no job to speak of outside of showing her ass and tits on social media and sleeping with men.

Praying for Theo that he doesn't relapse, honestly. Suede and that entire crowd are known drug users and she all preys on older men for money. Her ex was old as shit when she was like 19, and before she became a “model and influencer" she posted almost daily about her sugar daddy and clearly fuxked up.

One day he'll find his wife over the age of 30 that'll known how to actually love him for who he is, but he's clearly not loving himself and that's why he downgrades himself to this level of stupidity and cringe worthiness. But once she's bored of him and latches on to another rich guy, he'll probably never hear from her again.

Praying for him. And I’m curious what other tea people have out there about him. The guy cries on every other podcast episode saying he has addiction issues and wants a wife and kids and then does this shit. Hope he finds the woman that’ll be able to have a family with him and keep him grounded one day.

Rant over

  • Not surprised.. she likes old guys

  • we dont know her so cant judge her but the whole fakeness influencer, thought he wanted a down to earth, girl next door, regular family life.

    that’s the grift! That’s what they tell young men while doing the opposite (almost every time)

    No one can judge but God. Even for our sins, thats what Jesus is there for... we can all sin in different manners. No one is perfect. Changing and healing, accepting our past but being present and consistent is key :)

  • Crystal, if you are a true Christian, then only God can judge, correct?

    I’ve seen your comments and threads, and as a Christian nurse, I find it concerning how some connections are being interpreted as synchronicities. I say this with care, not judgment. I am genuinely trying to help.

    It’s okay to feel connected to Theo. That’s understandable...he has many fans, and many women feel drawn to him. What saddens me is that it seems no one has gently tried to help you step back and gain perspective before now.

    You come across as a caring and intelligent woman. However, receiving one brief email response while others go unanswered can be a sign in itself. It’s very likely that he has responded similarly to others as well, a simple reply, nothing more to read into.

    While these thoughts may feel beautiful or comforting, it would be heartbreaking to see you lose time or miss out on real-life opportunities and a potential partner because of this. You truly seem like a wonderful person and a real catch.

    I encourage you to seek healing and support around this, and perhaps take some time away from watching or thinking about him so much. I sincerely wish you peace, clarity, and the very best moving forward.