Darwin if he was on the bench and saw Martinelli doing that sh*t to Bradley
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  • 834 points feyenoordslotterdam

    don't need to photoshop a picture of him with a steel chair when there's a real one

    https://preview.redd.it/otddtpuge7cg1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196b3bd72a7ac1ceb0f738648e1691ad761ecb15

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    212 points ThbDragon

    MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. honestly I really miss the darwin soap opera

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    42 points lawdjesustheresafire

    I still can’t believe he essentially got no ban for this I thought he was gone for 6 months when I saw it 🤣

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    41 points Obvious_Wizard

    I think the panel was worried Nunez would come after them.

    https://i.redd.it/mou1llpbxacg1.gif

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    76 points GhandisFlipFlop

    I was full sure he was gonna get a lengthy ban like Suarez would but he didnt miss a single Liverpool game , only some Urugay ones

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    20 points death-slayerr

    He did get ent off for a headbutt during his first season!

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    9 points nigelhog

    IMO that headbutt killed the momentum he was gaining at the start.

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    2 points Zoipas

    Wasn’t it his first game of the season? (Not counting pre season)

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    7 points nigelhog

    He scored and outshone Haaland (both were making competitive debuts) in the Community Shield win.

    Followed up with a goal and assist in 1st league game vs Fulham.

    Then sent off early on vs Palace because Andersen pissed him off.

    3 games ban and from then on he was inconsistent. Some very highs but the lows were quite bad.

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    29 points egyto

    Chaos is an aphrodisiac.

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    20 points Af1_supra

    What the fuck hahahahaha i forgot about that

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    8 points barockyomama

    Lmfao I was at this match 😂 I miss him and his antics lol.

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    1 points dweebyllo

    Darwin with his best Sabu tribute

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    1 points CompleteInternet5898

    Lmao. I couldn't stop laughing the day this happened 😂 

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    1 points giuocomane

    I was really done with him at this point. Should’ve been sacked really and truely

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  • 240 points julesharvey1

    I miss Darwizzy. I know he wasnt the best striker in the world but i miss his madness

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    63 points Sir-Turd-Ferguson

    He’d have been one to make something happen

    (Or Jota 😭)

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    13 points sopsaare

    We all do.

    We all do.

    He also was fit most of the time.

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  • 217 points Human47_

    I miss the chaos

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    20 points SexyKarius

    Imagine him and ekitike together

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    84 points Glikbach

    have to say that I was ready for him to go but man do I miss his antics and sheer chaos on the field.

    I get more enjoyment watching the caretakers watering the pitch than watching Slots tactics.

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    18 points ShadowSpiked

    There's a reason why Salah named him as one of his favourites to play with (post-Firmino/Mane seasons).

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    11 points Necessary--Weevil

    Heki is his reincarnation

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    3 points sopsaare

    Nah, not even close. But compared to somewhat apathetic Isak, he looks like that.

    But in reality, he is just an average spirited guy.

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  • 105 points Adorable-Ad9093

    As much as I would have loved this! I'm glad none of our lads lost it as it would have just made headlines whereas currently we can all see what shit heads the arsenal manager, players and fans are! :)

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    79 points patrickroul

    Personally i would have liked to see a bit more fight. Hendo or Robbo would have taken Martinelli's head off for that and rightly so.

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    9 points thewraith88

    I'm with you there. Honestly would love to see one of boys giving it to him. At least, Ibou shoved him. 

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    9 points Adorable-Ad9093

    Yeah I get it but it would have just made sky sports news for days if one of our players snapped! Whereas now the focus is on martinelli and gladly so!

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  • 51 points milehighmiracle13

    El Pantera woulda ripped his face off if he was in the game. We miss that fire.

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    8 points Ambitious-Win-9408

    FYI Pantera is grammatically feminine, so it would be La Pantera.

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    2 points Key-Comfortable-5537

    Isn't el masculine and la feminine? Or is my gcse spanish failing me lol

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    1 points wermhatscopter

    Don't you remember la nino?

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    1 points Key-Comfortable-5537

    I remember el nino and la nina

    And a quick google backs me up on this

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    1 points wermhatscopter

    I was just making a joke but yes your gcses were failing you

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    1 points Key-Comfortable-5537

    Okay maybe I'm just stupid but I swear the original comment I replied to said el was feminine...I dunno been a long week lol

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    1 points wermhatscopter

    Maybe we have both misread then lol same here on the long week mate

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    1 points windmill1991

    True, although El Pantera works in this case since it serves as a nickname for a masculine "heroic figure". Like the MMA fighter Yair Rodriguez for example

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  • 54 points TravisKOP

    Had the same thought. He would’ve cantona’d his ass from off screen

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  • 21 points Janowsc

    Miss him

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  • 20 points Active_Site_6754

    Im miss this guy!!! You never new what he was going to do.

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  • 50 points Temporary-Slip6604

    Selling him to keep Gakpo is beyond me tbh

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    1 points AudreyMun

    It’s because gakpo doesn’t fetch much value compare to Darwin

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  • 18 points hazzap913

    Every day I miss our agent of chaos more, he would be lighting the league up this season

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  • 15 points hokageace

    I am genuinely pissed our team was too nice in the way they handled it. Somebody should have decked him or tackled him hard even if it meant a red.

    Putting hands on a player down on the ground is not acceptable. Really soft reaction from the team. At least Konate shoved him a bit.

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    15 points CUnit331921

    I don’t necessarily disagree, but this team can’t afford a suspension right now.

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    3 points happysleepsy

    If it meant a red that could have helped them to score goal.

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    1 points trixie_one

    Especially Slot, no need whatsover to make excuses for such incredibly shitty behavior.

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  • 4 points AudreyMun

    The best for me is the celebration during FA cup he was injured but he rush down jumping without stretcher lol. And LFC pair with the song lol best

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  • 7 points qwerty_1965

    Frankly it's just as well he wasn't available to lamp Martinelli. Probably 7 match ban

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  • 6 points AlarmedExperience928

    Darwizzy would've sent Martinelli flying with such force that he'd have ended up in Sao Paulo

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  • 9 points _sushifreak

    miss his passion 😪

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  • 5 points SweetLiquorBtyPrince

    I'm still a Darwin apologist, never a starter but always up for a fight and a late, highly improbable goal.

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  • 8 points Ricecrispiebandit

    Don't worry. I reckon Darwin "knows a guy".

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  • 6 points nerdalerd2

    BAH GAWD, THAT'S DARWIN NUNEZ!!!

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  • 4 points bosscher47

    Love my comment coming to life as a meme from the FT thread.

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  • 5 points buzzyingbee

    Truth is, we could use his madness this season. All his misses drove me insane but I did like the man

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  • 5 points ChristmasDucky

    I miss him 🥺. Could have used him tonight as well. Perfect game for him.

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  • 3 points Fit_Rain_1164

    This guy had more passion in his pinky than our entire starting line up

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  • 3 points clintgreasewoood

    Loan him back

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  • 3 points Make_It_Sing

    Damn u made me miss darwizz

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  • 2 points maxc202

    💯

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  • 1 points VampireOnHoyt

    https://preview.redd.it/ospzlwnmh7cg1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=be2248781e2a2399408af84c9ea31d486951a5ad

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    5 points egyto

    Darwin would have busted out the burning hammer and finished Martinelli with a piledriver.

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  • 1 points NorthKing9

    Martinelli will be having Broken Dreams then. 😂

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  • 1 points Steakhound

    I miss this man

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  • 1 points nombresinhombre

    I miss him

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  • 1 points ALangeles

    We need players like this in our team..

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  • 1 points ExpensiveMountain883

    If there’s any chance we can get him on loan for 6 months, we should do it. Doesn’t seem to start every week but has found the net a few times.

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  • 1 points noise256

    Bring back Darwizzy.

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  • 1 points SerialSharter

    Truly would have gone full WWE on martinelli

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  • 1 points Indigo---

    Darwin may not have finished everything he should have but I’ll be damned he gave it his all every time. Feels like we don’t quite have that energy anymore.

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  • 1 points CompleteInternet5898

    Darwin always stands up for his own. I love him for that. 

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  • 0 points Unfair-Shower8488

    I miss Darwin! Watching this team is brutal

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  • 1 points RognDodge

    I miss my chaos king sometimes

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  • 1 points raziel_beoulve

    We are missing that edge, I wanted someone from our team to kick Martinelli, never happened!

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  • 1 points doyouevenfitbit

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  • 0 points DarwinofItalia

    Given his track record he’d miss.

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  • 0 points dimiderv

    Bring him back please we need him

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  • 0 points Takecare_takecare

    Can we stop pretending that any player would throw a punch? They never do.

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    4 points Maester_Ryben

    Have you forgotten how insanely unpredictable Nunez was? Dude headbutted a guy on his Premier League debut

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  • 0 points F34RTEHR34PER

    LOL Yep. It would be epic!

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  • 0 points Background_Reveal689

    Selling him was absolutely stupid. Another slot masterclass there.

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  • 0 points Luckimi

    "If"

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  • 0 points imstrong1947

    Bring him back he's still young ..

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