Put some AI Slop with emojis as bullet points and say something generic like "You probably heard the news, but" they would eat it up and ask for seconds. LinkedIn is demented, the lead paint-eater, demented-type.
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As I understand it his whole thing was a Ponzi scheme. He hooks you up with a prostitute then takes compromising photos of you to blackmail you, eventually instead of extorting you for money to not release the pictures he gets you to bring in another famous person to blackmail. So he got his network to work for itself.
Finance was his cover. I think a more accurate description is blackmail was his job and sex trafficking was his “enterprise.” He had many people opening doors for him, likely including intelligence agencies
Oh cool, someone who knows nothing about what he actually did reducing it to a kink… as if raping and trafficking children is a kink now. Maybe just don’t say anything if you don’t know the full extent of his disgusting behavior.
He is right though they would eat it up.
Put some AI Slop with emojis as bullet points and say something generic like "You probably heard the news, but" they would eat it up and ask for seconds. LinkedIn is demented, the lead paint-eater, demented-type.
The fact that his name is Michel Jackson is sending me
SergenteDan, are you okay?
That snarky joke that might get a few shares is not worth it bro 😭🤦🏼♂️
Bro posting it like his future career doesn't depend on that account is wild lmao
Why would it depend on it? I've never had an employer ask for or try to investigate my LinkedIn profile before giving me an offer?
Tons of jobs require you to put your LinkedIn profile link as part of your application
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Guide to networking in question:
Rule 1: be a pimp.
The name of that "venture capitalist" is quite suspicious too...
These MF spittin facts though.
When you sell what he had pervs around the world will flock with or without your effort
Probably got most of his degenerate clients through word of mouth
As I understand it his whole thing was a Ponzi scheme. He hooks you up with a prostitute then takes compromising photos of you to blackmail you, eventually instead of extorting you for money to not release the pictures he gets you to bring in another famous person to blackmail. So he got his network to work for itself.
Reddit never disappoints when it comes to wild takes
Divided by Politics United by Lust
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Finance was his cover. I think a more accurate description is blackmail was his job and sex trafficking was his “enterprise.” He had many people opening doors for him, likely including intelligence agencies
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Oh cool, someone who knows nothing about what he actually did reducing it to a kink… as if raping and trafficking children is a kink now. Maybe just don’t say anything if you don’t know the full extent of his disgusting behavior.
Ah yes here he is. The guy who has no clue what he's talking about, but unabashedly assumes it must be the other people who dont quite get it.
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HNW?
High net worth
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He might be one of the only sane ones on LinkedIn… or at a min does not give a fuck what anyone thinks. lol
It's pretty easy...
Step1. Lie about your credentials to get started and run shoulders with elites
Step2. Make those elites money by breaking the law and lieing
Step3. Repeat.
sex sells
Anyone who claims or is in vc is too easy to make fun of
Wait this is not a lunatic. This guy is cool and hilarious
Isn't he as well in the files...? I mean.... hee hee