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  • 41 points A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

    To “rip dials”? What are we, Shorsey, Jonsey, and Riley? Ripping some sick inverse toucan prayer curls?

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    10 points mortalitylost

    Rippin' straight ass in a box

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    3 points Dirty_Gnome9876

    My first thought was god help him if he farts.

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    2 points InfiniteDjest

    These guys thrive on the smell of their own farts.

    The only thing that smells better to them is their boss’s farts.

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    3 points Plus-Accident-5509

    I think he means vaping.

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    2 points noodles_seldoon

    Yuppie slang is the holocaust

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  • 53 points JD_tubeguy

    Satire pretty obviously.

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    3 points Unnierianalaqu

    Gotta sweat out those sales rejections somehow, right

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    1 points JD_tubeguy

    I usually just cry it's faster and cheaper. :D

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  • 16 points vikingosegundo

    He will be investing quite some money in laptops

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  • 13 points Aidenx5

    I feel sorry for the MacBook

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  • 9 points Hi_canyounotplease

    Satire or not, all I can think about when I look at this is how fucking bad his palm would be hurting from the 1000 degree metal laptop he’s holding.

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  • 6 points Entropy55

    Even his frickin’ dogs are embarassed

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  • 9 points Mammoth-Slide-3707

    Aw the puppies

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    2 points Good_Air_7192

    They look tired of his shit

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  • 10 points Kitakitakita

    Wtf the Wage Cage is real

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  • 5 points basedironwarrior

    If this is a shitpost, it's a good one lol

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    4 points AppointmentAway3164

    Shitpost or not he has an indoor sauna from Amazon.

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  • 4 points RedSparrow1971

    I agree with the dogs

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  • 3 points LiveLaughFap

    When I worked at a corporate law firm, our office got something like this except it was basically just a soundproof pod for private calls. My friends and I called it the scream room and liked to imagine it was basically most useful for cathartic rage screaming in relative secrecy

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  • 3 points Legal-Street-8978

    The dogs are not happy about his post.

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  • 3 points ADHDeez_Nutz420

    What did he put on the dogs neck....

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  • 2 points Crepuscular_Tex

    So he rips in his own private hot box... Not my kink

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  • 2 points No_Lavishness1905

    Satire or not, that “sauna” is mildly offensive.

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  • 2 points KittyQueen_Tengu

    I’m not sure his laptop enjoys it as much as he does

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  • 3 points Mightynumbat

    No one with any brains cold calls anymore. Success rate is less than 3%.

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    3 points Crepuscular_Tex

    Only 15% of people know this.

    Sales managers hate this one trick.

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  • 1 points arondaniel

    Cool bro I would def rip one with you in that box. 💨

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    1 points RussellAlden

    You’re talking about farting right?

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  • 1 points MikeHatSable

    I hope I never learn what rip dials means.

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  • 1 points CounterSimple3771

    Lines or dials.. asking for a friend?

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  • 1 points AurumVoid

    The new office cubicle looks great!

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  • 1 points VariationMean5502

    Believe it or not, its common in sales for people to talk about “ripping dials” and its really pathetic

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  • 1 points MaleficentShame1546

    Device is dead

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  • 2 points Effective_Play_1366

    Can both dogs lay up against the door to prevent him from exiting? Please and thank you.

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  • 0 points NoFlatworm3028

    Why would someone take their laptop into a hundred and thirty six degree sauna/hotbox/whatever the heck that is? You probably just voided the warranty.

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    3 points stampeding_salmon

    Because he's making a satirical joke about the toxic work culture we have as a society and he didnt know you'd be here so he forgot to type /s

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  • -1 points maddog2271

    That looks to be an infrared sauna anyway so it’s not exactly hot and as a person posting from Finland this guy gotta knock it off with that 135F business because it ain’t warm until 180 and hot until it’s around 200 or more so shut up with those amateur numbers. And Finns are known to conduct the business deals while in there, naked, and drinking. let’s see some better action now. This post is like showing up in Wisconsin and saying “I drank 2 light beers and it was lit bros”

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