God forbid a girl wants to hibernate.
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    join the girl army and spread our cause, on blue sky, on the gram, or on formerly bird app :3

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  • 25 points QitianDasheng2666

    What kind of bear would you be? I'd be a sloth bear

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    12 points TheFlayingHamster

    Well I’m already pretty much a koala bear…..

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    12 points Intrepid-Current6648

    Hopefully dodged the chlamydia

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    9 points BiggestShep

    Too smooth-brained to know how to dodge

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    4 points QitianDasheng2666

    🎶Koalas in the rain, no fucks given 🎶

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    3 points TheFlayingHamster

    Brain smooth so the water slides right off.

    Still would prefer to be smooth genderless twink though, but at least a lot of smooth genderless twinks like bears so I got that going for me.

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    2 points Anullbeds

    What kinda bear is this?

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    5 points QitianDasheng2666

    Sloth bear, it lives in India

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  • 20 points Intrepid-Current6648

    OP gets reincarnated into an AMAB baby destined to be rotund, hirsute and gay.

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  • 13 points BrigganSilence

    I’ve not seen this gif before and thought it was gonna be pedo bear.

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  • 6 points chucklebot3000

    I'd probably be a polar bear. Huge, white, and losing my home to rich assholes' indifference.

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  • 4 points ciaDisinfo

    me when the freddy fazbear hoodie has spring locks

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  • 7 points the-pp-poopooman-

    Be sure to mind the spring locks

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  • 2 points TheSunaTheBetta

    What in the Yurikuma Arashi is this post?

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  • 1 points ImaginationPrudent

    Wrong bear?

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  • 1 points deflower-my-mind

    It's too cold to go outside.

    Plus, fuck traffic

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  • 1 points AugustHate

    Leave the bears alone

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  • 1 points Theodory777

    I relate pretty hard to binge eating all summer then sleeping all winter (seasonal depression lmao)

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  • -3 points Nobodynever01

    Just don't think about the fecal plug too much...

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