god forbid a girl be hench 4 life😤
img
  • 1 points AutoModerator

    join the girl army and spread our cause, on blue sky, on the gram, or on formerly bird app :3

    I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

    parent
  • 974 points Beautiful-Kangaroo8

    parent
    476 points ferretsRfantastic

    https://preview.redd.it/074kgp6gl07g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d2e2a1223d8d139717819dad91c990fc9d145d

    parent root
    159 points MokiThePepe

    any self respecting person who uses reddit is horny

    parent root
    103 points Desperado_99

    Self respecting people use reddit?

    parent root
    28 points BreakfastNext476

    Yes, they exist. We are minority of users on this site

    parent root
    28 points Least-Position-1648

    No just in denial

    parent root
    14 points MagMati55

    That's a river in Egypt tho?

    parent root
    6 points Least-Position-1648

    They’re not in that either, perfectly dry here

    parent root
    5 points alacholland

    Queen shit observation

    parent root
    8 points Starry_Lion6107

    They already know I am dw

    parent root
  • 1493 points LeCott

    https://preview.redd.it/0q0uole8f07g1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93431643c3ab4039bb00bfb038fbc641dd0cb422

    I’d do anything for Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

    parent
    670 points Gussie-Ascendent

    Real

    parent root
    147 points FillSharp1105

    This but real please

    parent root
    89 points twilighttwister

    Voice and all

    parent root
    102 points ChipsTheKiwi

    The Monarchs are one of the best animated couples ever, you cannot change my mind

    parent root
    57 points Gussie-Ascendent

    Monarch kinda a bitch for a while, see episodes like the one he's in court mecha Shiva, but he locks in and it turns pretty good. Probably nor the best given how much he still sneaks about her. See the movie and blue morpjo

    parent root
    50 points ChipsTheKiwi

    That's exactly why I like them. Yeah Monarch was a selfish douche at first to the point he drove her away but he learns to value her and better himself at least a little. Sure he's still a selfish douche by the finale, but he at least appreciates his wife and best friend who both make his passion possible. She actually fixed him.

    parent root
    8 points Gussie-Ascendent

    I dunno about fixed so much as fixing lol

    parent root
    14 points ChipsTheKiwi

    Well she fixed him as much as she wants to, she still craves some of that Monarch Brand Chaos

    parent root
    8 points Captain_Pumpkinhead

    In fairness, he did try to show her the Blue Morpho basement. Not his fault the basement camouflaged itself.

    parent root
    9 points ponycorn_pet

    "why is it wet??"

    parent root
    65 points Independent-Fly6068

    IS THAT 2 TON 21??

    parent root
    36 points G-Kira

    PLESIOSAUR!!!!

    parent root
    15 points Consistent_Stick_463

    Ogo Pogo. Is a fucking PLESIOSAUR!!!!

    parent root
    8 points PM_me_ur_Bigg_Dicc

    God I feel so warm and happy to see the immediate 2 ton 21 mention, thank you dearly

    parent root
    46 points OddSpend23

    parent root
  • 371 points dyeryinred

    Eyy gahd fabid a gal find some less den ahnest woik capisce?

    parent
    110 points Fugees_n_Funions

    *woik

    parent root
    61 points dyeryinred

    Fuck ur right ill change it

    parent root
    27 points Fugees_n_Funions

    All things serve the bit. I snort-laughed when I read ur first comment

    parent root
    45 points homohillbillysrlol

    Ay bwoss, we's got a comedians ova hea, makin funna da ways we twolks! Let's ice em!

    parent root
    32 points dyeryinred

    Ay whoa whoa whoa ain' nobahdy maekin funna nobahdy, ahnest to gahd bwoss!

    parent root
    23 points homohillbillysrlol

    Alright, girly gorl, but we'll be keepin an eyes ons youse! C'mon Alley Rats, lets get outta hea!

    parent root
    24 points Signal_Comfortable28

    Genuinely thought I was reading another language until I realized it's a thick goon accent

    parent root
    5 points kingrhinoquakes

    Up until the last word I read this in my head with a Jamaican accent

    parent root
    1 points creeper6530

    What sorta accent is that? I'm not a native English speaker, so can't tell

    parent root
  • 358 points sawbladex

    Ah. female pokemon team/gang grunt designs.

    parent
  • 160 points Alyyytally

    Never had the makings of a Don

    parent
    15 points JessRP8

    He was a gooner, gary cooper??

    parent root
    1 points bluddyellinnit

    alright but you gotta get over itĀ 

    parent root
  • 593 points VelvetLilyBloom

    Dude is right, where is the commitment to chaos? This is just 'running errands' style

    parent
    81 points bamfbanki

    This is classic butch vibes smh

    parent root
    34 points HuckinsGirl

    Sorry if I'm wrong but are you a bot

    parent root
    1 points ill_change_it

    With the posts they have and the comments they make I'd say probably a bot

    parent root
  • 260 points the_marxman

    https://preview.redd.it/sjth0lcv217g1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ef20b2531cbad248a700fd1ea7e717cb4d3712

    parent
  • 314 points misteranthropissed

    You had me at keys on the outside of trousers (pants)

    parent
    146 points Blapor

    Unfortunately for you (and lucky for me), the carabiner indicates lesbianism.

    parent root
    51 points azfang

    I mean. Tbh, I think we’re all doomed. She’s posting thirst traps, so I think her orientation is ā€œstandards.ā€

    -despondently kicked pebble-

    parent root
    8 points misteranthropissed

    Maybe she greedy?

    parent root
  • 100 points uhhh-wood

    I know a guy with the Hench 4 Life tattooed on his belly.

    parent
    36 points Independent-Fly6068

    2 ton 21 šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

    parent root
  • 41 points CaeLynnith

    Not even a thick Bostonian accent or a "yeah boss"!

    parent
  • 77 points ferretsRfantastic

    parent
    21 points TheBlueNinja0

    parent root
  • 41 points K1rk0npolttaja

    https://preview.redd.it/jrjf6x3mn17g1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4de775b326241a1326e83ed5ab3ee6f7e352e22

    "ay boss what da plan?"

    parent
  • 62 points Princess-Puppy99

    Yall pls help genuinely wtf do you call this build?? I NEED IIITTTTT

    parent
    76 points Independent-Fly6068

    pretty

    parent root
    127 points B12-deficient-skelly

    That would be "lesbian who knows flattering camera angles"

    parent root
    14 points Rampaging_Ducks

    Stagehand work uniform

    parent root
  • 32 points OppaiFTW

    We can't be gatekeeping gooning. Just because it's not enough for this Kabar fellow doesn't make it any less goon. Think of how many bright future gooners are held back from greatness D:

    parent
  • 21 points ConsiderationTop3668

    God forbid you gahda tahk to dah baws abouch yous

    parent
  • 22 points Proof-Ad7788

    Don't call yourself a goon unless you scream "ITS DA BAT" on a nightly basis

    parent
    15 points Consistent_Stick_463

    And it better be while unloading boxes down at the docks.

    parent root
    14 points Proof-Ad7788

    What are the boxes full of? Crime.

    parent root
  • 19 points Acrobatic_Ad_2992

    Where can I get a shirt that tight

    parent
    32 points Lunakill

    Find a thin cotton-modal blend tee. Keep sizing down til you get what you want.

    parent root
    8 points Kir4_

    or size yourself up till you get what you want

    parent root
  • 23 points FakeHasselblad

    OF millionaire figure. 🫔

    parent
  • 7 points suggar_gloss

    When you're trying to live your hench 4 life dreams but forget the essential props. A tragedy.

    parent
  • 7 points ribblesquat

    Thought this was a reference to THE Goon at first but he doesn't usually wear suspenders.

    parent
    4 points VintageLunchMeat

    He only wears them when he's gooing. Edit: gooning.

    parent root
  • 6 points HotDogManLL

    Don't forget the crow bar. That's the goons best friend

    parent
  • 3 points EstablishmentLate532

    HENCH HAS KILLED HENCH

    parent
  • 10 points Sendunsolicitednudez

    I don't get it... Was she claiming to be super hot or something?

    parent
    31 points Lets_review

    One definition of "goon" is a hired thug or a brutish, low-level mob/gang enforcer.

    Another definition is very different.

    parent root
    7 points Sendunsolicitednudez

    Still...the second pic.. don't get it. Goon build.. so.. big ugly strong man?

    Really asking to explain the joke as I don't get it.

    parent root
    19 points Own_Geologist_792

    Basically she is mixing the two meanings of goon. The fist one has her looking like a basic modern goon you would see in batman or something.The second it's a sexy which ya meant to goon too. So she is hiding the gooner under the goon hence the hidden goon build...

    Or it's way simpler than that and she is just a classic goon with a hot bod underneath her hoodie.I think I'm way to sleepy to be explaining lmao.

    parent root
    4 points Sendunsolicitednudez

    Thank you!

    parent root
    4 points exclaim_bot

    Thank you!

    You're welcome!

    parent root
    12 points Lets_review

    The picture poster is saying that she is sexy under her exterior clothes, and uses the word "goon(er)" to imply that her level of sexiness is worthy of masturbating to.

    The commenter then is making a joke using the hired-thug definition of a goon and notes specific pieces that are missing from the stereotypical mob-movie goon, such asĀ  suspenders or a cigar.

    parent root
    2 points Sendunsolicitednudez

    Thank you. :)Ā 

    parent root
  • 4 points BaconMeetsCheese

    God forbid a girl be tomboy

    parent
  • 3 points Parking-Pie7453

    In the maintenance dept

    parent
  • 3 points RealCovenNami

    The carabiner too 🄺🄺🄺

    parent
  • 3 points Max_delirious

    I think goon means something else in 2025

    parent
  • 2 points lemontwistcultist

    Hol up, Gunny is right

    parent
  • 2 points TheSlimeAssassin43

    Tbh I dont see what they see, thats some "on it boss" material right there, a real goon build fr

    parent
  • 2 points John_Spartan_Connor

    I just love people of culture in this sub that appreciates the venture bros

    Dr. Mrs the Monarch is just the best

    parent
  • 5 points canopylocke

    Carabiner clip immediately re-qualifies her for S tier goon(er) build material ngl. Bussy going crazy just thinking about the possibilities here.

    parent
  • 2 points Misanthropic_Hamster

    I feel ancient. I can identify maybe five words in that text, and they don’t make any sense…

    parent
    12 points michael7050

    Considering the joke is about an ancient definition of the word 'goon' with references to ancient styles of clothes used by said definition, you aren't just ancient, you're prehistoric.

    Or a literal child too young to have ever known when goon wasnt a word about masturbation.Ā 

    parent root
    2 points RepostFrom4chan

    The fetus has spoken.

    parent root
  • 1 points Embarrassed-Claim298

    This is a goon from some fuckass Ubisoft game probably

    parent
  • 1 points TheRisen073

    GUNNY!? MY FUCKING MUTUAL!?

    parent
  • 1 points wayfarren

    sigh.... one day....

    parent
  • 1 points HalfMoonDragan

    I am enjoying the view

    parent
  • 1 points imjustalilbot

    A twirlable moustache never goes amiss!

    parent
  • 1 points scottyboy359

    She got that shit on.

    parent
  • 1 points ICBIND

    Proper henching most typicaly has an associate as a pre requisite

    parent
  • 1 points antakanawa

    This be me every day at work lol

    parent
  • 1 points CycloneDusk

    i'd barely even qualify as a lackey with that getup u.u

    parent
  • 1 points ButtBread98

    parent
  • 1 points VannaBlack444

    Whatever happened to other henches and goons being nicer to the new ones?! This isn’t supporting your fellow hench! What would the boss think?! Go down there and help her get her gloves and crowbar!

    parent
  • -3 points FatDickLotsofCum

    Hench 4 life! Also they would do great in r/biggerthanyouthought

    parent
    3 points Novaraptorus

    Grosss fuck off

    parent root
  • 1 points MiriamAsks

    Need

    parent
  • 1 points Page-Born

    Ayy boss, what’s da job?

    parent
  • 0 points _Wilson2002

    God, I need her.

    parent
    2 points ZenWeek_

    Why are some of y'all so weird :/

    parent root
  • 0 points BitcoinStonks123

    henchlady :3

    parent
  • -10 points HornyHuman09

    https://preview.redd.it/71pk85rwr07g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1490fef394acaf171f3e61bd4b24073b40e9550a

    Tree leafs

    parent
  • -5 points soulstrike2022

    I could be wrong but I don’t think she meant henchman I think she’s looking for submissive soft men to worship her

    parent
  • Hacker News
    • Top
    • Best
    • New
    • Ask
    • Show
    • Jobs
  • beta Hugging Face
    • Posts
  • Reddit
    • r/programming
    • r/technology
    • r/science
    • r/news
    • r/gaming