[LFO] Russian apex predator strikes again; drunk teen falls 10+ stories for Tiktok

Lesson: Don't try to climb out a window to get fresh air. Especially when you're ten stories high

Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6355121/horrifying-moment-drunk-teenage-boy-slips-and-falls-11-storeys-to-his-death-as-pals-beg-him-not-to-climb-out-window-to-get-fresh-air/

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  • 443 points thewhiterosequeen

    Well, good to know he wasn't possibly pushed like a lot of Russia videos. He's just a dumbass.

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    54 points TheTownTeaJunky

    how crazy would it be if it turned out there really wasnt any deep state Russian involvement in killing all these people, and that it turned out they were all screwing around in a similar manner?

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    172 points jarrodandrewwalker

    First go blyat, then go splat

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    24 points Krillkus

    Splyat

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    -11 points Dron41k

    Show me one

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    31 points _Loser_B_

    She's talking about the CEOs "falling out of windows" epidemic happening in Russia.

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    -13 points Dron41k

    I know, but I haven’t seen one.

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    19 points _Loser_B_

    And we never will.

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    -9 points Dron41k

    But original commenter said that there’s lots of those videos, I wanna see one

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    -18 points _Loser_B_

    You really want to see someone getting murdered?? That's a no for me. If you're really into that, a quick google search for gore sites might have what you're looking for.

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    15 points Dron41k

    It’s lfo bro

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    -15 points _Loser_B_

    Right, not r/watchsomeonedie you wanna get this sub banned?

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    5 points 12wubble

    Wait this is sarcastic right, please help me I’m not very good with sarcasm

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  • 214 points ryanshields0118

    I forget that russia has teenagers, I always just imagine balding 30-60 year olds when I think of the Russian people

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    76 points Sunwolfy

    Maybe this is why. The smart ones stay on the ground and survive to maturity.

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    29 points IKenDoThisAllDay

    Everyone knows Russia is inhabited solely by balding middle-aged men and elderly babushkas.

    That's just an indisputable fact.

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  • 375 points DunstonCzechsOut

    Splyat!

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    57 points TryndamereKing

    r/angryupvote

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    10 points cheturo

    I can't upvote you enough

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    2 points Wraith_Kink

    What the fuck 😂😂 this is wild. Take my upvote

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    2 points Oovie

    Immediately thought of a watermelon exploding hearing that, yikes

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    1 points MichaelJServo

    Omfg

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    0 points d3n_10

    Bruh.

    Made me feel guilty for laughing

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  • 148 points Professional-Rip-187

    Apparently, Russians have a serious problem with windows...

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    38 points jdemack

    We just don't have windows that open on newer construction on multiple story buildings in the states.

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    3 points Bowling4rhinos

    And gravity waits for no one.

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    0 points Zero_energy_left

    I don't even understand what they're doing. Can someone explain? 

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  • 43 points theatrenearyou

    A drug that makes you think you're a Superhero but decreases your physical ability and basic balance = our old friend BOOZE ;-/

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    6 points Ollyfer

    It's a shame that Gorbachev failed in his pursuit to rehabilitate his people. It was funny to read in the biography by Zhores Medvedev, but the seocnd time, when I read George Shultz mentioning it, it was just tragic.

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    2 points Level9disaster

    And don't forget in another country there is a crazily incompetent ministry of war with the same issue ...

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    2 points Ollyfer

    In case we speak about the same, I will refuse to call it the ministry of war until Congress passed legislation on the renaming. Otherwise, I think that alcoholism is the least of the country's problems. The president may have a point in declaring fentanyl a WMD, but only because his shotgun approach to anything also hit a target this time, inter alia.

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  • 25 points ThatCelebration3676

    Obviously a lot of poor decisions were made here, but nobody's mentioned the socks yet. Seems like his left foot slipped out from under him due to insufficient grip.

    If I were in an emergency situation (I dunno, a fire or something) where my life depends on making that crossing, I would take my socks off first if shoes weren't available.

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    8 points sandmancccp

    Only If you werent drunk...

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  • 70 points dirtyforker

    You can hear the thud at the end. Ooof

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    13 points Bright--

    Good 4-5 second fall. Definitely dead

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    8 points RandomRedditorNo666

    Pretty sure you can hear him scream as well

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  • 12 points dogandturtle

    Poor silly fuckers.

    I feel for his friends, try will never forget.

    And the family

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    7 points latviesi

    honestly i feel for him too. i’d say most of us have made a few decisions that could have ended really badly, and obviously on the spectrum of bad decisions this is about as far as you can go, but it was pure stupid not malicious or anything, you know? shit like this, i always wish they could slip JUST enough to think twice next time.

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    1 points Tinkyw0w

    i think people like that will do that exact shit AGAIN if they only slip a little

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    1 points latviesi

    some, sure; others, no. regardless of whether which category someone were to fall in,. in such a case as this, i’d still hope every time they only slip a little because, again, this act wasn’t malicious or anything, just stupid

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  • 44 points CompetitiveRub9780

    As soon as he started falling, guy recording had no reflexes for his bud. He just made sure to keep filming 😭 rip

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    28 points Sunwolfy

    Wanna bet that he was drunk too?

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    16 points MechaStrizan

    If he had any sense he would have stopped him in the first place.

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    8 points VeganShitposting

    If only his hands weren't full

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    12 points New-Book6302

    /praisethecameraman?

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    14 points Ollyfer

    r/FuckTheCameraMan.

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  • 14 points Familiar-Ice

    I can’t tell if alcohol or high rises is the apex predator of Russia. It seems like they’re tied.

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    2 points Ollyfer

    They're hunting buddies, aiding one another.

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  • 21 points james_from_cambridge

    That’s fall folks!

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  • 4 points lennonisalive

    Damn, he had so much to gain from that

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  • 27 points _Loser_B_

    Absolutely 0 reaction to seeing your friend just disappear.

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    34 points always_0FF2

    I would think that's just shock.

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    15 points ThatCelebration3676

    That's what happens to your reaction time when you're drunk, hence why drunk driving is a big no no.

    Next time you're drunk with your buddies, try playing catch.

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    7 points Ollyfer

    Didn't we also see the consequence of drunk driving in another post on this sub yesterday? Or was this just my butchered feed that shows me posts from a couple of days ago? Anyway, there was one recently, and of course it was Russians.

    Explicit videos, orks, and trash streamers seem to be the Federation's greatest export goods.

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    6 points ThatCelebration3676

    I don't think I saw the specific one you're talking about, but there are dozens of those added to the Internet every day.

    Russia has arguably the worst drunk driving problem in the world; that's part of why everyone has dash cams there.

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    2 points Ollyfer

    Well, given from what I've read about the inhabitants of the hinterland in Siberia, I think that this is what you get from high unemployment rates and no future outside of the larger cities in the West. There is a cliché that the same happened in the federal state of Brandenburg in my homeland Germany: The state is known to be vastly uninhabited and comprising mostly of woodland and farms, so that youngsters there had no options for spending their freetime aside of crashing their cars on nearby trees.

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    1 points ThatCelebration3676

    That's absolutely a variable; boredom cultivates substance abuse.

    In Russia though, I believe the issue is compounded based on their cultural relationship with alcohol.

    I've never been to Germany, but it has an outstanding global reputation when it comes to alcohol safety, especially in regards to driving. You're obviously more aware that it isn't perfect, but compared to other modern societies it seems like Germans have it figured out.

    Russia on the other hand has normalized drunkenness so severely that they consider beer to just be "food" because the alcohol % isn't high enough for them to consider it alcoholic.

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    1 points Ollyfer

    That's absolutely a variable; boredom cultivates substance abuse.

    Which reminds me a bit of the South Park episode “Smug Alert!” (S10E02): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0783418/
    I also thought about Trainspotting, but they had to deal with issues other than boredom.

    In Russia though, I believe the issue is compounded based on their cultural relationship with alcohol.

    You mean that heavy drinking is more normalised?
    As for Germany, on the one hand, you are right, but that is only entailed in our general thorough safety net on everything, we even criticise ourselves for it because it begins to cause problems in reforms of our social services, and our economy. We are so averse to risks that we are beginning to decline because of that. But yeah, illicit distillation is not as common as it is, for example, in the countries of former Yugoslavia.

    As for the beer as common foodstuff, that used to be the case, but one of Gorbachev's few achievements in decreasing the consumption of alcohol is that he declared beer as an alcoholic beverage and not a soda/pop.
    EDIT: Oops, sorry, no, that was Dmitri Medvedev. My bad: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-14232970

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  • 16 points Alariken

    That’s sad. Anyway, i saw the cutest puppy today.

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    7 points NeoShinGundam

    How cute was it?

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    14 points STYSCREAM

    the cutest apparently

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    3 points Alariken

    Super cute

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  • 3 points Serosh5843

    That was a hard splat holy hell. Well I think he got the views he wanted, he'll just.. never know about it.

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  • 2 points PRwookie

    Watch that first step it's a doozy.

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  • 2 points BitcoinFan7

    Was he wearing socks??

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  • 2 points hogger303

    He died doing what he loved...

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  • 2 points halemano

    so casual…

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  • 6 points unbakedpizza

    🫟

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  • 4 points Standard_Confusion99

    Dying for our entertainment, can't fault him for that.

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  • 2 points Xenolog1

    I’m confused - dude didn’t looked like an oligarch to me.

    /s

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    2 points Ollyfer

    A couple of months ago, a female milblogger (yes, they existed until they didn't anymore) fell out of a window; for what it's worth, she didn't even say anything critical about the Russian army's performance. She simply defenestrated.

    And then, there was the former minister of infrastructure/transport who died like Seneca the Younger: Putin told him to make use of his gift gun, and so he did.

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  • 1 points Mysterious_Life_5447

    so leude

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  • 1 points kennethgooch

    Splat.

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  • 1 points TheTownTeaJunky

    damn this is easily reminiscent of that other Russian video where the drunk dude is trying to hop balconies from a neighboring apartment because he is locked out of his appartment, but he realizes all too late that his window is locked and he falls.

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  • 1 points Calraider7

    Im guessing the THUD sound was him?

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    3 points hogger303

    Nice catch detective...

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    1 points Calraider7

    Maybe if a Detective had made a nice catch he wouldnt have thudded

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    1 points hogger303

    Maybe, but we were all baffled by the thud sound at the end & wondering what it was.... You solved it for us. Thank you!

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    1 points Calraider7

    Your comment would be true (me solving it) if I claimed i knew what the thud was, but it was clearly an inquiry, and guess.

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  • 1 points SuspiciousCup5701

    Vladimir Putin unavailable for comment.

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  • 1 points notthemama2670

    You could hear when he hit.

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  • 1 points starryeyezZz

    At this point they need to ban gravity in Russia

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  • 1 points Lordsaxon73

    Kill the cameraman

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  • 1 points knyc3791

    Wellp. That's one less conscript for the front line

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  • 1 points elgydium

    What does he mean by Russian Apex predator strikes again? It's just a dude taking his own life due to being drunk

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    3 points SteampunkSamurai

    Windows

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  • 1 points ELCOEDAB

    tism fall down go reeeeee

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  • 1 points Redditor0529

    The old Russian mafia boss toss.

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  • 1 points Causality_true

    what a splat sound at the end,uff.
    poor parents.

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  • 1 points TimeLordArtie

    mr boozzee, mr boozeee. mr B double O Z E. you will surely fall ten stories out of a window if you mess with mr booze! (re-written to go with the video).

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  • 1 points Joes_toes123

    Thank goodness for the censors. I thought I had to hear something really bad

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  • 1 points CaptainMagnets

    They really do just fall out of windows all the time

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  • 1 points TedBurns-3

    Not even an "Oh Shit" after the splat !!!

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  • 1 points IASILWYB

    In socks‽‽‽

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  • 1 points Brain_Damage117

    One less for the Ukrainian front.

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  • 1 points dirtyred3401

    Gravity. The ultimate apex predator.

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  • 1 points DltaFlyr12

    Ok comrade you win! 🏆

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  • 1 points EvulOne99

    that was a wet thud if I ever heard one.

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  • 1 points VinnyGigante

    Vladimir, the peasants are defenestrating themselves now!

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  • 1 points tylerlong666

    The way I see it, he saved himself from becoming drone fodder. I’m sure he’d have been sent to Ukraine in a month or two.

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  • 1 points GreenGoblin1221

    Good riddance

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  • 1 points One-Fail-1

    Socks huh?

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  • 1 points Born-Bed-5622

    Also, don't get drunk

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  • 1 points Reekhart

    I love how we're watching man splatter all over the floor, but god forbid we hear some Russian curses we will most definitely not understand anyways lol

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  • -8 points UltimateArtist829

    I guess bro is too busy holding the phone to record instead of actually try saving his friend.

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    30 points -CowNipples-

    Was he supposed to jump after him? It happened in a second

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    -2 points UltimateArtist829

    There was plenty of time for them to pulled him in before he claimed out of the window. They didn't even try to grab his pants to pull him in, anyone with a brain can see how stupidly dangerous the moment he started climbing in and out of the window. But I guess it's better to film it for Tiktok until he slipped out and fall to his death.

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    13 points -CowNipples-

    Well according to the article, they’re actively talking him out of being there. I’m sure they didn’t want to touch him out of fear of him falling. It’s why cops aren’t supposed to just grab jumpers the minute they get close. There’s usually someone there talking them down

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    -5 points Ollyfer

    I don't mean to be a douche or making use of berating someone who just witnessed their friend dying, but had I been the cameraman, I would have thrown the phone away and just embrace him from behind to pull him away from any window. There's no use in trying to talk someone away from such an inherently suicidal situation unless they are in fact suicidal—that's when they would have jumped intentionally. This guy seemed to just try to go viral in the stupidest way possible. They all took a miscalculated risk.

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    1 points -CowNipples-

    I get your intention. You have lucky friends

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    0 points Ollyfer

    Joke's on you, I have no friends; and regarding my prior comment being downvoted, I won't find any here either.

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    3 points CompetitiveRub9780

    Yeh he could have pulled him back by his shirt before he even got over to the other window. He just wanted to record. Then he caught himself a little and he could have reached out but didn’t even try. Zero reaction time. But apparently they were all drunk so I’m sure that had a hand in it

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    1 points ThatCelebration3676

    That's drunk reaction time for you.

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    1 points PhDOfGyattology

    Yea cause life is like an action movie and he could save him like that scene in cliffhanger 🤔

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    1 points jdemack

    Everyone has the person in the friend group that no one really likes. Maybe it was this guy.

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  • 0 points Few_Number_8528

    he will be fine. in Ukraine and Russia people fall from far taller buildings and they are fine... sometimes. not always, ofc.

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    3 points demondayzzzz

    He died.

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    0 points Few_Number_8528

    yeah, i know. i was just being sarcastic.

    nevertheless, i have seen people falling on grass or cars and surviving it.

    don't know for how long, though...

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    2 points demondayzzzz

    i hope for his sake it was instant.

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    1 points TopplingTheGovt

    I mean at that height maybe a car would help a tiny bit but really the surface doesnt matter. Maybe you need an extra story or two but theyre atleast very close to a terminal velocity drop. And terminal velocity is the max speed a human will "fall". The type of speed where water is now hard concrete, effectively.

    You can survive these falls. I think theres only a handful of people recorded as doing such though.

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    2 points Sunwolfy

    But did he still have his shoes on?

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