I could imagine Gru vibing to a Huntr/x song in his car like one of those Eh Bee Family vines.

Say that again...

I heard it

Honestly? Yeah probably 😂 the guy is an actual super human and a genius.

Let’s go over his feats.

Strength: - Knocked out a shark with a single punch - His freeze ray can match the power of a flamethrower - His heat ray melted a carnival stand (0.5 Tons of TNT) - Implied to be able to beat the heck out of Vector, who: - Withstood the kinetic energy of his body being yanked by Gru’s rocket (3.83 kilotons of TNT) - Survived being forced into space by the Moon (115.42 kilotons of TNT) - Knocked out El Macho when he was amped by the PX-41 with a taser. Amped El Macho is superior to Purple Minions who can survive eating a small nuclear bomb (10 tons of TNT to 5 kilotons of TNT) - It should be noted that due to how tasers work, they arguably “bypass durability” to an extent, but even still, Gru can punt Purple Minions directly, so he would still scale to them - When amplified by PX-41, El Macho should be stronger than he was in his physical prime, at which point he could survive an exploding volcano despite not being enhanced in any way (322.02 tons of TNT to 8.32 kilotons of TNT)

Speed: - Dodged multiple missiles by jumping through them (Mach 9.57) - Ran up the entire Pyramid of Giza in a few seconds - Quickly maneuvered his spaceship out of the way of the expanding Moon in the video game (Mach 297.82) - His rocket can escape Earth’s atmosphere in a short time-frame (Mach 1846) - After removing its boosters, the rocket could reach the Moon even faster (0.1688C) - In the video game, Gru pilots the rocket through an asteroid field on the way to the moon, and can dodge rockets and such while moving at top speed. It should be noted that when he does this, the rocket’s thrusters are not jettisoned, so it’s possible that it wasn’t moving at the relativistic speeds shown in the movie due to the greater mass. However, at minimum the MHS+ in-atmosphere speed mentioned previously would apply. - His Shrink Ray can cover the entire moon in mere seconds (Mach 1990) - It is worth noting that this speed only applies to the gun itself, as no character has reacted to its beam before - Can avoid attacks from El Macho after he is amplified by the PX-41 Serum

Durability: - Has endured being nearly crushed by his ship shrinking on him - Endured Vector’s numerous traps, which included being under a falling door, nearly being eaten by a shark, and falling large distances - Survived being hit by multiple missiles (several of which were nuclear) which left a crater (40 tons – 4 kilotons of TNT) - Superior to Vector, who survived being on the Moon when it exited orbit and returned to space - Survived fighting El Macho’s chicken - Endured being blasted by Balthazar Brat’s guitar - Scales to the Minions, who could survive exploding pieces of dynamite that popped Brat’s gigantic bubblegum (14.3 Kilotons of TNT)

Yeah, he’s probably cooking them.

AHEM steal

At least he'd be a better parental figure than Celine.

Oh no…

Somehow, the idea of Zoey swearing is even less believable than the girls meeting Gru.