the THANK YOU DAN bit seems like something that was good in the room but doesn't work on the podcast end. It's been fine but if y'all in the audience went even ONE STEP HARDER on it it all could have all fallen apart.
Maaaan, I'm out here in Boise and wanted to make the trip so bad but had some side work pop up I couldn't turn down. Glad to hear it was a fun time though, definitely next time!
For more on the American Third Position party, check Weird Little Guys (if you aren't already a listener), episodes from August 20, August 27, September 3, and September 10, 2025.
Exactly what I was thinking. The first 27 minutes* of the episode were basically a Dollop Jordan's "fuck-park" bit in particular felt a lot like a Gareth bit.
*Probably about the length of a modern Dollop too, once you remove the ads.
I kept thinking about that when I was in the audience lol. Jordan's reactions are captured so well by the cartoon version of him kicking his feet in the air while laughing
lol yeah, even though I've seen pictures of them, I'm always reluctant to go to live shows for any podcast because I like to imagine what the hosts look like
What I didn't realize: Jordan moves a lot. He was up and down multiple times, moving around the stage, moving his chair. It was really interesting. When you can hear him off mic on the show, I always liked to picture him walking across the room. . . maybe there's some truth to that!
Only 20 minutes in, but if Sha Na Na doesn’t headline Vortex 1, I quit. Also need an artsy person to make a Country People’s Bear Army Jamboree morale patch.
This was so much fun to experience live! Very excited to relive the experience again, albeit slightly less inebriated this time.
THANK YOU**, DAN
the THANK YOU DAN bit seems like something that was good in the room but doesn't work on the podcast end. It's been fine but if y'all in the audience went even ONE STEP HARDER on it it all could have all fallen apart.
Idk I was cackling about it in my car this morning, I loved it
I loved it
It was great
THANK YOU DAN!
Maaaan, I'm out here in Boise and wanted to make the trip so bad but had some side work pop up I couldn't turn down. Glad to hear it was a fun time though, definitely next time!
I'm just happy the hiss traveled across the continent and made it to Portland.
So it's true they lost the Thursday episode.
It was a good one. April 20th 2010
Dang, I actually remember that day.
It was nice, warm and sunny out. I think it was like a Tuesday or Wednesday.
The globalists don't want you to know about the Magic Yellow Flyer™!
God bless those dumbass ads
All I've ever wanted is Knowledge Fight in the form of a Rock Opera
What about a rock lobster?
I think I'd prefer someone to rock me, Amadeus.
Are there any party rockers in the house tonight?
Tis the season to rock around the Christmas tree.
I know it's only rock n' roll but I like it.
For those who were about to rock, we saluted you.
Seconded.
In sleep he sang to me,
In dreams he came,
That voice which calls to me,
And speaks his name,
And do I dream again?
For now I find,
Gene Hackman is once again,
Inside my mind…
The meter absolutely does not work at all but I appreciate the idea regardless
There is nothing on this green earth that could have prepared me for Mike Adams' music
Alex is such a shameless liar too! We've heard your bumper music, Alex, ain't no way in hell you like his music.
Ok but what if it was Willie Nelson voice
I was a high plane man.
Along the coach cabin I fly,
With carry-on bag by my side.
Many attendants placed their sodas on my tray.
Security guards placed their hands all on my blade.
The bastards touched my junk in Spring of '25!
DON'T TOUCH MY MAN JUNK!
That easy listening cheese stinger?!? BANGER
For more on the American Third Position party, check Weird Little Guys (if you aren't already a listener), episodes from August 20, August 27, September 3, and September 10, 2025.
Big Dollop energy from the pre-Alex portion of this episode.
Exactly what I was thinking. The first 27 minutes* of the episode were basically a Dollop Jordan's "fuck-park" bit in particular felt a lot like a Gareth bit.
*Probably about the length of a modern Dollop too, once you remove the ads.
We desperately need a u/Kudos2yousguys cartoon of this one. The beans part is fantastic
Haven't listened yet, but I will ALWAYS want a new u/Kudos2yousguys video!
I kept thinking about that when I was in the audience lol. Jordan's reactions are captured so well by the cartoon version of him kicking his feet in the air while laughing
Owen Shroyer did an interview with Enzo Amore? Enzo "CONSENSUAL PENIS" Amore?! Why are we not doing an episode on that right now?
On a related note, Dr. Drew is such a puddle of leaky shit. Fuck that guy.
JorDan are more magical than beans! It was wonderful. Portland didn't make it easy for me, but four stars :)... I'd absolutely go again!
I thought no commercial could beat Diamond Gusset jeans. I was so wrong.
I had tickets for this but my fibromyalgia had other plans. I am so bummed about missing it. :-(
I scanned the title quick and read live in Poland I thought wow this gonna be spicy!
Hearing a commercial for Third Position was WILD holy fuckin shit. Alex really has been a Nazi the whole goddamn time.
is there pictures of what these guys look like out there?
Yup, here you go!
Hahaha
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
https://preview.redd.it/ryskxp60wp8g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1feff659c5564c9aed9eda33c3ad8cb99ac7e66
Ha! Not how I envisioned them at all.
Thanks
You didn't picture them like that? Then that must mean... you haven't watched kudos animations!
You're in for a treat!
Hahahahaha that was amusing
I love Kudos' stuff. Really captures the spirit of the show.
lol yeah, even though I've seen pictures of them, I'm always reluctant to go to live shows for any podcast because I like to imagine what the hosts look like
What I didn't realize: Jordan moves a lot. He was up and down multiple times, moving around the stage, moving his chair. It was really interesting. When you can hear him off mic on the show, I always liked to picture him walking across the room. . . maybe there's some truth to that!
https://preview.redd.it/wgkenid4wp8g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87421ae85880b728cbb4cc5b45bcbe184bfb30fd
Preshow view from the back row
Nice! I was at the Toronto show last year, and it was great. JorDan seem to be moving up to bigger venues!
Can't remember the first time I saw them. Maybe when they were on CNN.
https://preview.redd.it/kpky6rzyvp8g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6485463f108663683dc1ea8b98df5b3fdcd7abd4
Jordan really nailing the wheeze meme here.
Have you never googled them or the show? I'm pretty sure they have pics on the website
Nope. Just listened
Only 20 minutes in, but if Sha Na Na doesn’t headline Vortex 1, I quit. Also need an artsy person to make a Country People’s Bear Army Jamboree morale patch.
Um, was that cheese jingle by Bill Wurtz?