I saw someone telling someone that msn wasn’t a credible news source and they needed to listen to InfoWars in a local Facebook page yesterday and I just started naming things Alex has lied about over the years that I could think of
What did I miss? What are some of your favorites?
The first one is just how he harps on soy being bad for you, then sells supplements with soy in them. Or just that his supplements in general either don’t work or are just average everyday supplements with things like super male vitality on them that he he marks up 300-400% what they cost elsewhere.
There was when he blamed the Buffalo grocery store mass shooting on a specific trans women who got a lot of targeted harassment before it was revealed it was an 18 year old white guy with a right wing manifesto who purposefully went way out of his way to target black people.
There when in February 2022 that Putin would never invade Ukraine. Then when Putin did later that same month , he claimed Putin payed off Ukrainian generals so there would be no bloodshed. Then that Zelenskyy was a double agent. Which makes sense since he also claimed Putin was going to invade Alaska back in 2000.
Joe Bidens everlasting lockdowns if he wins the Presidency that didn’t happen were a good one.
Oh, also the EU did 9/11 to distract from the rollout of the Euro.
Or everything he said about Covid that was dead wrong like it was a race specific bioweapon (RFK jr ran wit this one too). The virus was going to kill us all and there would only be lone survivors, vaccines were refrigerated incorrectly and had snake venom in them.
That there are colonies of enslaved sex workers enslaved on Mars harvested for Adrenochrome.
That Harry Potter legitimately teaches kids how to perform spells.
He was huge on imminent use of Walmart FEMA death camps around 2008-2010. This is some of the first stuff I saw from him.
I remember him claiming Obama’s election was so that he could appoint Bill Clinton to the UN.
Oh, when he claimedDisney offered him 3 million to play starlord.
Or all the false Uvalde information he claimed to have from inside sources that all turned out false so kept change his story about what happened contradicting himself.
Or how he said the amount of mass shooting would massively spike before the last midterms. It didn’t.
Or that he was picked by a tornado in his Dads car.
That he sold his own oil paintings on the street for thousands of dollars but quit to fight the globalists.
How he claimed Hamdi Ulukaya of Chobani yogurt was importing rapists.
That 90% of the middle East are homosexuals.
Oh, when he claimed Obama was going to nuke Austin.
When he claimed to have uncovered Iran Contra even though he was five when that came out.
Or one of the first ones I heard from him back in the day about how the California runoff governors election was a ploy to reinstall the current governor. That didn’t happen, and Swarzenger became governor.
Or how he swore a nuclear attack by North Korea was imminent in 2004. They still didnt even have the ability then and haven’t carried out any attacks since, obviously.
Or how he rails about pediphiles but doesn’t have any issue at all with Ted Nugent on his show even though he wrote the song jailbait with lyrics liked “well I don’t care if you’re thirteen.” He was 33 when he wrote that. He admitted on behind the music to sleeping with several underage girls. Courtney Love claimed to go down on him when she was 12.
That’s not to mention how he had Alan Dershowitz on, Epsteins lawyer who was also accused by Epsteins victims and coincidentally wrote an op-ed about abolishing the age of consent. Alex didn’t bring any of that up.
I tried to count all the know pedophiles guests Alex has had on his show once and came up with 6 I knew of. There’s definitely got to be more.
Or how he’s claimed thousands of astronauts have died in space missions.
That’s not even touching how he’s claimed to have killed people in fist fights when he was younger (he was forced to admit in deposition this was a lie), paid for dozens of abortions, exposed the entire Dallas police department for working for the mob as a teenager, etc.
Oh yeah, and his claims to be psychic
Never forget that he said he was picked to play Star Lord first, and offered twice what they paid Chris Pratt
I included that one. Just, crazy that anyone takes him seriously wit the outrageous level of lying he does
This is my FAVORITE. And if any good is going to come from AI, someone will insert Jones into GotG so we can see what the world is dearly missing.
What, no fish with sad human eyes? One of my all-time faves.
Probably takes the cake. He literally said he was in some deep state lab and saw with his own eyes a tank of human-fish hybrids lmao
Well, the globalists are going to need those human-fish hybrids to do.... something?... take away your guns, probably. Or bring back satan. Definitely.
Those was roughly about the time the news story of a deep sea fish with a clear head (Barreleye) was making the rounds and trending. I truly believe he either saw that image and headline, or just was told about it and went from there. The man is deeply unwell and such a habitual liar and charlatan that he can take one part of a sentence (fish you can see its eyes) and vamp the ever loving hell out of it.
I’m fully convinced he can’t separate his imagination and his memories
😂😂😂sad human eyes with fish bodies
Pools full of salmon meat. LOOGIT UP!
There was a long period of time after like 2012 where I avoided him until social media made it impossible to again around the pandemic. I’m sure I missed tons
KF episode 35.
During Covid Alex claimed, the EU uses gun wielding Daleks to swab unwilling people. I live in Germany, and to this day I'm furious that those don't exist.
I liked Jordan's idea of a knife coming out instead
"One of these is going up your nose, you decide"
That is such a funny visual image, you can see why JorDan still occasionally reference it
That's an all-timer.
The Gene Hackman stuff was insane.
He claimed he had “hundreds” of dreams about Gene Hackman for “months”. Claiming God was telling him that Gene Hackman was going to die, and telling Alex to go save him.
And then says something like “I didn’t want to freak everyone out, so I didn’t tell anyone about this. But I could have saved Gene Hackman!”
And then talks about how much he regrets not listening to his prophetic dreams.
Dude. What are you saying???
For some reason he only listens to God when it comes to telling then time at 3:32 AM.
He was 95 years old I dont see how Alex was supposed to save him🤷♀️
All time favorite is when he claimed to get breaking news from an FBI source regarding the las vegas shooting. The moment PJW made a point (not a good one, but atleast a cogent one) he went all "i actually have an everything proof shield"
That's a great one. I can't remember if Alex was claiming it was a false flag or antifa that did a shooting. PJW says something along the lines of "well we don't know yet it could just be a crazy person"
Alex pulls out his phone and says that his secret sources confirm everything he said. You can see something break in Watson.
that moment broke me too. Used to trust him until that moment
One that has really stuck with me is the claim that all Christians who take DMT meet a 100 ft tall mantis hivemind creature made up of tiny psychic elves that wants to "break your will."
The claim that Glenn Beck was higher in the globalist hierarchy than Obama.
Pretty much everything he said on his shows on 12/31/1999 and 9/11/2001.
Anything involving his family/ancestry.
When his dad was young, the government brought a mysterious crate to his family's front yard. Young David proceeded to build a high-powered laser out of the parts in the crate.
Just the other day I brought up his dad being a “CIA dentist” and then I had a revelation. Jeffery Epstein had a dentist’s office on his island. Roger Stone said Epstein was a CIA operative. Was Dr. Jones a CIA dentist on Pedo Island?
you. need. to. go. deeper.
His dad's great uncle was an underground boxing promoter who put people in the ring against a lethal chimpanzee
There's tale he tells of his dad being turning down an opportunity to work with the CIA putting "implants" in people. OPDD has talked about overhearing his parents discussing it when he was younger- something to the effect of "it sure is a good thing you didn't take that job you were offered in Maryland" and he's obviously woven it into an elaborate fantasy about how Dad turned down an offer to join the globulists.
I do wish it would come up during a Dr Jones deposition, it would've been fun to see another of OPDD's sandcastles dissolve the way "stomped someone's guts out" did.
I don't think it's a lie, as such, but that he actually believes reducing carbon isn't about emissions into the air but killing carbon-based life forms, especially people.
Which ironically enough, would lead to more carbon in the atmosphere. No one ever frames it this way, but animals are stores of carbon the same way trees are. Yes we breathe out CO2, but we’re more than 18.5% carbon. We are carbon stores.
Hell, the carbon based life is part of the reason carbon dioxide makes up such a small percentage of the atmosphere. Without life it would more likely be 90+% carbon dioxide similar to Venus.
Yup, absolutely. He's still level after level of wrong, but I think he's genuinely deceived here, paranoid victim of too much bad sci-fi.
You mentioned it, but my favorite is his claim that ON 9/11 he claimed the attack wad by the EU to destabilize the US dollar and replace it as the major world currency with the Euro.
I find that it is the most concise and effective way to disarm people I have spoken with in person telling me Alex Jones is often right about his predictions. No long winded explanation, teaching science, or complex facts, that one statement reliably takes the wind out of their sails.
Yeah its a pretty concise slam dunk on an infowarrior
My favourite is when he'd been saying everyone who got vaccinated would be dead in 10 years. Then a woman calls in and is very worried. See, she got the vaccine but had since started listening to Infowars and is now really scared thats she's been handed a death sentence.
So Alex tells her actually this was just a dry run for the real killer shot and she probably got an inert dose.
It says so much about Alex and how aware he is of a lot of his lies. Also it's the closest I got to Wolverine Claws.
Alex's inability to understand the concept of highlight videos and claiming that Bankston didn't put out the entire deposition, that the Law and Crime channel didn't have the complete video of the trial, that the judge was DJing it up in the courtroom and Bankston was in on it, loudly and publicly
King Charles being a literal vampire
Also, Dracula being a real person
As a child, his dad constructed a functioning laser out of a box of scraps with no instructions.
Literally organically got into a fight with someone claiming King Charles was a vampire once who cited Alex. Wild Times
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Alex’s dad was the smartest boy in Texas.
Second smartest. Alex would never be one to brag
Gotta be the EU doing 9/11 to prop up the Euro...
Joe Biden, I think giving a SOTU speech, was "plumping", and Alex guessing how many blood bags he thought he had. That made me laugh out loud.
WAY back in the day he pushed the Y2K conspiracy. I can’t find it on the web anymore but he was live-streaming from some fake bunker with fake green “night vision” video waiting for the apocalypse
His Y2K coverage of feds in black SUVs dragging people from their homes and taking them to FEMA camps in the Austin airport was very good, particularly as it was based on nothing whatsoever.
Also, in hindsight, ironic, given his newfound support of masked feds in unmarked black SUVs dragging people from their homes and taking them to concentration camps.
You either die fighting the IRS or you live long enough to become the FEMA camp.
I will never not love his assertion that he knows about the Secret Heaven that ordinary Christians don't
So many of the outrageous claims have already been cited. I find it hilarious when he puts our EMERGENCY 🚨 Broadcasts on an almost daily basis.
Honestly you can't beat "the EU did 9/11 to depress the dollar" because I'm still constantly running into neolib types that are like "haha, of course he's terrible, but he predicted 9/11". I get to ask them have you ever actually listened to his broadcast from that day, because I have, and he did not think it was an inside job.
One minor off the cuff thing was when there was a terrorist attack in a Russian mall a couple of years ago. One of his listeners brought it up as Alex hadn't heard yet.
So Alex pulled up the video of the attack and said something like 'Yup, those are Ukrainian uniforms'. The men in the footage are clearly wearing a random assortment of hoodies, jeans, sweatpants etc.
That the Warhammer/40K Chaos Gods are real.
Tbf the nurgle cult was out in full force in 20/21
Please tell me the boys covered this and which episode, I haven't heard this before and God DAMN I need to hear it
It was earlier this year I believe. I don't remember which episode it was on. It was kinda throw away since he was basically cosmic freestyling. I vaguely remember the line "People call me a Warhammer but I'm not, this stuff is real." But someone would need to correct me since Im not good at remembering specifics
That stone buildings burn, they burn to the fucking ground.
Still have not been able to find a frog that was turned gay.
Being a direct descendant of 'Confederate Royalty' always made me laugh...
Claiming that it's a "Big fetish in the gay community to fly down to Mexico, cut off your arms and legs and eat them"
Covid testing robots with guns.
Stick 'em up (your nose).
I like it when he says he's been with over 300 women, he gets so flustered and defensive about it even though he brought it up, its cute and by cute i mean pathetic and repellant ☺️
Its gotta be the covid swab Daleks with guns!
https://youtu.be/Pph9uGgS45s?si=V1mZzLCHsyjr2Trk
This is a great one from one of his depositions in the Sandy Hook lawsuit in Connecticut. He is talking about the Las Vegas mass shooting:
Attorney: But your testimony is you predicted it would happen. (...) And then because you had predicted it, you knew that it was actually staged by the American government, correct?
Alex Jones: Criminal elements working with one of the other Saudi factions in a civil war.
Attorney: Criminal elements in the American government?
Alex Jones: Criminal elements in the American government were working with the Saudi Arabian, a faction of the Saudi Arabians.
Attorney: In which department?
Alex Jones: Well, I mean, obviously, some elements of the CIA, there's different factions. Some of those organizations.
Attorney: Organizations within the CIA?
Alex Jones: Yes.
Attorney: Which ones?
Alex Jones: There's a lot of different factions.
Attorney: Yeah, who?
Alex Jones: A lot of different clandestine splinter groups.
Attorney: What are their names?
Alex Jones: A lot of those type of groups don't have names.
Attorney: Clandestine splinter groups within the CIA. And although you don't know their names, you know that they were involved in staging the murder of 60 people at a concert in Las Vegas. 60 Americans.
Alex Jones: Yes.
Attorney: For what purpose did they do that?
Alex Jones: It was a way to embarrass Trump and do a test, and that's why Trump basically launched a covert U.S. invasion with Saudi allies on his side. And then took out the government, and then put the new government in.
Attorney: He took out the Saudi government?
Alex Jones: Took out the large faction that was involved, yes.
https://fight.fudgie.org/search/show/kf/episode/20221109_Wed#line6407
That he actually wants to spend time with his family and watch movies or go fishing so bad, but he can't because he's too busy working 20 hours a day. Having seen the end product..... just take Rex fishing, man.
There should be an InfoWars Wikipedia. But everything needs to be treated as if it's absolutely true. Even (especially) the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.
The minute you get off the plane to China they karate chop you.