Pancetta.

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1 points SlightDish31

*peencetta

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1 points flyart

They don't usually hang to the right, but I'll accept it.

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1 points govunah

Look at that hog!

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1 points themattstache

My actual first thought.

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1 points Spiralecho

This is the way, nicely done

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1 points KindaIndifferent

I was in the kitchen, strait jorkin' it. And by "it" well let's just say... heh heh... my peencetta.

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1 points TiredOldLadySays

Dammit! This was my immediate thought, ya beat me to it.😆

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1 points moranya1

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1 points timelord5248

https://i.redd.it/2hiq3ugmat7g1.gif

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1 points moranya1

lol that one is 1,000x better :-D

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1 points isurewill

fucking high quality right there, imma put that shit in the bank for a rainy day.

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1 points gobkin

Need one that goes back and forth now

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1 points Dramatic-Resident-64

DAMNIT! Bet me to the gif!

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1 points Moondoobious

https://preview.redd.it/c46c2pgcht7g1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=d451f435b5a3fa8d1340275421b079d45f0e786c

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1 points Regular_Weakness69

Great for making Spaghetti Knobonara 😗🤌

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1 points ghostyghostghostt

Pancetta is stored in the balls

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1 points Notorious2again

The balls are stored in pancetta

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1 points larrylevan

Whaddup!

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1 points The_C0u5

We're three cool delicatessens looking for other cool delicatessens to slice meat with.

Nothing Sexual.

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1 points PlumbTuckered767

If your meat is fatty, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

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1 points sammy_slayer

https://preview.redd.it/l0fpys04at7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbad886a40be2b8e4210755ae9af5157a7ef172f

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1 points ransack71

https://preview.redd.it/so315wv4bt7g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b915339a2815e3e26e03520f0e3937c8f56e636

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1 points DocWilly84

It’s because you don’t have a vegetable ladder.

https://preview.redd.it/21kij5vyet7g1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8980bf19702c75fa36ed73a6b58be7a2a5596056

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1 points My_Favourite_Pen

Dovrei chiamarla.

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1 points Moving-thefuck-on

Dick cheddah

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1 points My_Favourite_Pen

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1 points xaiires

Pornchetta

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1 points xaiires

Poonchetta

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1 points Dark-Parkingg

r/mildlypenis

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1 points Hefferdoodle

I came here to say this but you beat me to it.

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1 points No-Percentage-8681

MANcetta

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1 points Krad34

Came here to say this 🫡

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1 points Darthplagueis13

I thought pancetta was supposed to be boneless....

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1 points wednesdayjx

Mildly penis 😮‍💨

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1 points RogerSack

I got the meat sweats.

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1 points Krazykarrottop

Your balls are showing……Bumblebee Tuna

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1 points FoolishAnomaly

Pancetta Deez MATTI!

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1 points DocWilly84

r/vaguelypenis

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1 points Electronic_Tear2546

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1 points nihi1zer0

https://preview.redd.it/wpf5d3fumt7g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b3519cd9ef144756e2305f9329d0efed21c533

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1 points KoalaRashCream

What a dick

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1 points LionImpressive7188

I got ya pancetta right here pal grabs junk

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1 points joey011270

Balcetta

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1 points BodaciousBaeOG

Wild to consider that the cells that deveoped and became that strip of muscle had no idea that one day they would be getting likes on reddit for looking like a dong lol.

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1 points Cardiff07

Nice

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1 points OGfishm0nger

Nice

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1 points Treebranch_916

È fatto di maiale

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1 points 40yawaworht

Saddam Hussein

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1 points Myshroom-maker_87

69

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1 points Delta31_Heavy

A little ballsy posting here

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1 points Euphoric-Blueberry37

Now that’s a good slice of the pork sword

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1 points Rdubya291

I love me some Pancetta dick.

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1 points Yndeed

Gemelli

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1 points Notorious2again

That's not kosher

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1 points H0rnyMifflinite

In Swedish the scrotum is called "pung" so this would be a Pungcetta.

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1 points Mother_Weakness_268

It's a Christmas miracle

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1 points JohnnyKnifefight

Tutto mi ricorda lei.

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1 points Hyacin420

https://preview.redd.it/d0g30k1sbt7g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b83877d721a18c3c1f6c21589590969f0ce3de5

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1 points Remarkable_Monk_2136

Peencetta

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1 points Coochiespook

Next show the horseradish

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1 points RicaRique

Ah yes, the PROSTcetta.

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1 points TheGabagoolKid

https://preview.redd.it/bntvz0n6dt7g1.png?width=506&format=png&auto=webp&s=e62344d7a5082909b4cf3a295281baa04578e028

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1 points Og_PapaSmurf89

In greek we'd call that poutseta..!!

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1 points alexromo

Porncetta

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1 points CaydeTheCat

r/theyknew

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1 points TicklerVikingPilot

Must be warm out...

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1 points Feeling-Income5555

Panjaculate

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1 points Fabulous-Avocado4513

That’s some serious Peyronie’s Disease right there

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1 points paulb0t

[img]https://media.tenor.com/MrRhUJiDrkAAAAAM/plums-i-can-feel-it.gif [/img]

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1 points 87th_best_dad

That’s nuts!

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1 points foxbat

i thought i was looking at the tip but it was just a kink in the middle!

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1 points dajosh25

https://i.redd.it/c50k8fn2ut7g1.gif

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1 points 2Lemons1Tub

Bone-in, eh?

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1 points -stankdaddy-

r/mildlypenis

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1 points TheRealMDooles11

Rosiconi!

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