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I look at his chives and think to myself, this is the day, they're perfect, and then I worry it'll be the last post. Then I feel happy, but also sad. Then chive plane guy shows up, then I feel happy, but also sad.
Long story short, I need to schedule an appointment with my therapist.
It's an absurdist nothing meme intended to irritate us old folk. That's it. We're supposed to think it means something and the more we try to find meaning the funnier the meme is.
I've got a couple of these new gen kids and their sense of humor isn't for everyone, but once you understand it they are some hilarious little fuckers.
Hot take, theyve already been perfect before. I think other people also dont want it to end and are taking their nit picks into unreasonable territory to keep it going.
It's going to be some fucked up rug pull like he's going to reveal a photo as a sysco regional vegetable supply chain manager and be like GOSH YOU CAN TRUST SYSCO CHIVES!!! and we'll all cry
He’s been functionally perfect since day five, but Reddit will never agree on anything. He’s momentum posting now and hurtling towards advertising drone. The fun has been thoroughly extracted and used up.
The first time he posted I assumed he was making fun of the people “rating” other people’s chives. I mean obviously they’ll never literally be perfect. He’s like Sisyphus.
But the people he was making fun of started a cult to worship him instead of getting the joke.
I think he was having issues with his car that day, so he posted a flipped image from a different day and pretended it was new. But he apologized and mostly just didn’t want to let the community down. We all had a good laugh and moved on, shit happens
This person has gotten so much fame for his work on trying to perfect his chive cutting game. But I feel like he needs a well-deserved break. He will always be famous to us. Let him finish his journey with the chives, and let somebody else come in and work on their personal journey of perfection. And then we can champion them and follow their story.
This sub Reddit has already started to become a place where people can make posts about bettering themselves and get good and honest, and sometimes hilarious feedback about it. At some point, our chive Lord is going to have to pass that baton onto somebody else. And I think that he will do so willingly. Unless he’s trying to get some kind of a movie deal or something lol
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I look at his chives and think to myself, this is the day, they're perfect, and then I worry it'll be the last post. Then I feel happy, but also sad. Then chive plane guy shows up, then I feel happy, but also sad.
Long story short, I need to schedule an appointment with my therapist.
They were always perfect. And so are you, champ.
They will you see you in the walk in at 6
I'm picturing the 69th chive cutting post as thousands of "Nice" responses and not a single plane in sight?
A single, docked/ landed plane... parked away from the chives.
It’ll be a nice-11
It’s 2025- shouldn’t he stop at “6-7”…. goddam I hate that sh-t but had to say it anyway….
But can you imagine the possibilities for April fools in a post chive 11 world?
No. This is a professional sub. We make 69 jokes here.
No. Fucking hell no. Why would you put that evil into the world. Goddamnit.
Ban this chef.
This would be more upsetting than chive-11 itself
No.
Every time you think about how you hate 6-7 they win
Don’t let the kids win
No. Straight to jail
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I think I'm too old to understand 21...
Yeah I have no idea what that means, let alone 6-7
It means nothing.
It's an absurdist nothing meme intended to irritate us old folk. That's it. We're supposed to think it means something and the more we try to find meaning the funnier the meme is.
I've got a couple of these new gen kids and their sense of humor isn't for everyone, but once you understand it they are some hilarious little fuckers.
Its the same when we had deepfried "E" memes with Markiplier heads. Means nothing, somehow the internet found it funny.
Yeah, that's gotta be the end.
I think he should be relieved of his duty as a Christmas present. It's been a good run.
As much as I loved the ride we’re gonna have to let go at some point
Look closely and you'll see her hair teleports through her shoulder, instead of going over the top.
I did notice that in the movie, but I was also too captivated by how stunning she was in that transition.
i log in to reddit solely to downvote people like you
I think he said he will be doing onions next. This party is going to keep going.
OH SO NOW A CHIVE ISN'T AN ONION???
Yes....but no.
In my language it is:
Gräslök = grass onion
Love it. Is that scandanavian?
Swedish
They're kinda like onion grass, but not either of those things. They're about as much onion as garlic is.
Coward. He should do butternut squash.
Pomegranate would be funny
Let’s get him off garmo. I’d really enjoy sabayon next
Someone has been waiting for their order for 65 days. Just give them free appetizers and free drinks.
Hot take, theyve already been perfect before. I think other people also dont want it to end and are taking their nit picks into unreasonable territory to keep it going.
I do let the poor basterd go. Lets see what the collective a.d.d. comes up with next.
Chives brought us
911 planes
Chives the Cat : he may not be our mascot but hers out collective cat now.
The dude who made perfect melted stock pot.
F1exicans almost perfect green onions.
What will the next thing bring us?
You said the poor. HR!
you can't prove that
Between this and the silk posting in silksong subreddit. It’s been a good year for subreddit memery
you just made me realise that in silksong hornet uses silk.................................................
Have we done diced onions or tomatoes? I saw someone asking if we're doing cubes again yet.
Perfectly cut tempura tofu?
Sliced cucumber.
Smoke break areas?
Off-menu items that could be the next dumb food trend?
To add to your list, we also saw the melon balled cucumber with the French term.
I want to see a perfect 1mm carrot brunoise.
Flexicans chef here please let it end.
Hot take: His chives have been perfect for days now. Yall are too addicted for f1exican to stop now.
Hotter take. They’re too thin now.
I'm not ready for it to be chover.
Chisn't
Eventually it will. It's already been over 2 months. Im surprised he hasn't lost interest yet.
It's going to be some fucked up rug pull like he's going to reveal a photo as a sysco regional vegetable supply chain manager and be like GOSH YOU CAN TRUST SYSCO CHIVES!!! and we'll all cry
Chivemind
Aren't we all?
When the day comes, he's going to break some upvote records
https://preview.redd.it/03ncg0g36h7g1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda19351befe74257933e1869d8d57039b7bbd59
I do, I am ready to stop seeing endless posts about someone cutting chives.
Thank god it’s finally ending.
Don't be sad because it's over, smile because it happened
GOOD. LET IT BE OVER WITH.
It’s played out.
It should've ended 50 days ago. It's like the same knock-knock joke for two months straight.
I blocked him what feels like a month ago now. Im surprised but also not surprised it’s still going. Reddit loves beating dead horses
Please end this stupid crap.
I want it to end. I don’t mind the knife work posts, that was cool. But this fangirl bullshit is getting old
“Day 1 of cutting chives until Reddit says they are perfect two days in a row”
I can't wait for it to end.
Let this karma farming die. I fucking hate chives.
He’s been functionally perfect since day five, but Reddit will never agree on anything. He’s momentum posting now and hurtling towards advertising drone. The fun has been thoroughly extracted and used up.
The first time he posted I assumed he was making fun of the people “rating” other people’s chives. I mean obviously they’ll never literally be perfect. He’s like Sisyphus.
But the people he was making fun of started a cult to worship him instead of getting the joke.
While the chives will be gone, we shall always have r/ChivestheCat to bring us joy ❤️
Omg yes, Chives the cat has been one of my favorite parts of this journey. I am very happy to see there is a sub honoring its majesty
Jerking off in the bathroom everyday until Reddit tells me to hang myself.
Reddit will most definitely gaslight /s
What happened with the drama of the flipped image?
Oh you mean chive-11?
Ah, so we have a new chef? What’s the drama?
I think he was having issues with his car that day, so he posted a flipped image from a different day and pretended it was new. But he apologized and mostly just didn’t want to let the community down. We all had a good laugh and moved on, shit happens
So did he succeed?
They do be looking great.
It’s been fun but personally I’m read for it to end.
I want it to end he's just a karma Farmer
Then suit up and start crashing planes into towers under false pretenses
[ Removed by Reddit ]
F1exican?
Helk yeah I blocked him because shit was annoying but 🤷♂️
As rotten as this last week has been, silly chives have been a little beam of pure sunshine. I know it will end, but it sure has been a small comfort.
Every cook knows this ride. One side is burnout, the other is finally cutting chives the way the chef yelled about.
Am I crazy for wanting this meme to end already? It’s run out its time. And every post being a reference to it is so low effort.
Then he can do something like scallions!
This person has gotten so much fame for his work on trying to perfect his chive cutting game. But I feel like he needs a well-deserved break. He will always be famous to us. Let him finish his journey with the chives, and let somebody else come in and work on their personal journey of perfection. And then we can champion them and follow their story. This sub Reddit has already started to become a place where people can make posts about bettering themselves and get good and honest, and sometimes hilarious feedback about it. At some point, our chive Lord is going to have to pass that baton onto somebody else. And I think that he will do so willingly. Unless he’s trying to get some kind of a movie deal or something lol
Chivelord…. Starring, Ben Affleck!
I want it to end! I want to see the perfect chives
Only when it is approved will it end.
He’ll just have to move onto another skill like shallots or something :3
I'm so done with this chive bullshit, I blocked him a month ago and still see 5 chive posts a day.
what a time to be achive
https://preview.redd.it/h1iqy2dish7g1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034a50d6ddcc2fd88c4d708e5057556cb6089703
That's the best part.
You can just look at whatever chives you want and just pretend he cut them.
He's seeking perfection. He has to achieve that, whenever that time may be
What a magical ride!
It's what keeping the sub active
Both :(
I hope he'll move onto perfecting something else everyday until reddit approves
Not really sure I can manage 2026 without these posts 💚 Chives are never 86'd
Does he have a Wikipedia page yet?
Who will be the next chef to put their knife to chives to continue this saga?