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  • 47 points PootSnootBoogie

    *record scratch*

    "It's now Day 197 of making dumplings until Reddit says they're perfect and you're probably wondering how I got here..."

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    20 points big_angery

    Should i show progress here? I could document my bao journey and harvest that sweet sweet reddit karma

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    37 points PootSnootBoogie

    Karma's for scrubs...

    You COULD have a cream cheese company send you a $1200 knife set for using you in their advertising.

    You need to think bigger, chef.

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    16 points big_angery

    I am a scrub. I only use house offset serated knives, for every task. I do not bring my own knives to work, who would.

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    13 points PootSnootBoogie

    So take the knives sent to you from said cream cheese company and offload them onto eBay with your signature on the box for 5x the value at the peak of your virality!

    Do I need to say it slower for you: "THINK. BIGGER. CHEF."

    I can see it now: "Bao Boi"

    ChiveLord ain't got shit on you. There's potential here.

    Do you need a manager?

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    9 points big_angery

    Bao boy, you say?

    https://preview.redd.it/dx3mejjhxp6g1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236d753ddee8177adc8c0246ca2cf655c2fdeb15

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    1 points MuscleManRyan

    https://preview.redd.it/iy6zblwe6r6g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf4c9082e61ef19e717521eec2e0ba54d2042a3

    This is how I picture you looking irl

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    1 points big_angery

    Lmao

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    1 points chillthefuckoutdude

    I pictured his eye being brown

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    4 points truckercharles

    Honestly... If you do bao, I'll do momo lol my bigass ham hands would have a fun time learning that skill, and I could live on them as it is.

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    2 points beckyjoooo

    Now I need a whole momo and bao boi spin off..

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    1 points chillthefuckoutdude

    Now introducing Momo and Bao Boi, the Dumpling Dudes!

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    1 points Champagne_of_piss

    Well well well

    If it isn't the baojob brothers

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    1 points big_angery

    Thought id run i to you here

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    1 points truckercharles

    I'm into it lol I have the filling and the sauce down, but my god are they ugly otherwise

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  • 16 points I_can_pun_anything

    Needs a couple hands in there for the goatse

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    10 points big_angery

    Fucking lemon party brah, get in there, what a treat you guys

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  • 8 points Better_Area3782

    Looks a little thick

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    16 points big_angery

    Thats exactly what your mother said, i figured youd say it too

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    5 points Better_Area3782

    Pssssh

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    14 points big_angery

    To be fair, im a white-ass 6 foot 5 with sausage fingers, originally from Germany and living in missouri. Im batting way above my league with that bao.

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    5 points Better_Area3782

    Stick with strudels German boy

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    5 points peterausdemarsch

    Google Dampfnudel it's pretty similar to baozi. It slaps.

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    5 points big_angery

    Whoa

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    3 points PootSnootBoogie

    There's an unpounded schnitzel somewhere that OP would be better off servicing.

    See you tomorrow, OP.

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    4 points big_angery

    Should i show progress here? I could document my bao journey and harvest that sweet sweet reddit karma

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    1 points big_angery

    Jahwol or whatever im fucking dead dude lololol

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  • 4 points JellyRollMort

    I should call him.

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  • 1 points A-Moron-Explains

    Don’t give up, you’ll get it bro!

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    1 points big_angery

    I dont understand, what do you mran?

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    2 points A-Moron-Explains

    …oh.

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    2 points big_angery

    Can you expound or nah?

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    3 points A-Moron-Explains

    I’m just picking on you, could taste great and def passable for in the home, but def not what I would consider a pretty 包子。

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    1 points big_angery

    Ok thanks b4l

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    3 points TheRealHUNGarian

    He thought you just sucked at crimping the buns and said keep practicing

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    4 points big_angery

    Which part of the crimp isnt correct?

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    11 points A-Moron-Explains

    The only thing I personally consider “wrong” is the hole. Lived in Beijing for 10 years and don’t think I ever saw a baozi with a hole, we are trying to maintain moisture, not release it.

    The crimps themselves just look sloppy. Need to be thinner, more uniform, you got some that split and others where the dough looks torn. They go in all different directions, and are all different sizes. Should be a neat little spiral that hits a center point. A perfectly SEALED little package that bursts with molten juice that burns your fucking face on the way to the subway.

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    3 points big_angery

    Noted on the seal, ive never considered heat escaping. Thanks for that.

    My fingers are fat, im working on it for sure. I appreciate the well written response, im taking notes. Thanks!

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    2 points A-Moron-Explains

    Yeah outside of the hole everything else is purely aesthetic and something I’d expect from a home cook or street vendor. If it was a dedicated bao shop it would def be neater. And I get it, my jiaozi and baozi aren’t anything to write home about, but man when you get that perfect one it feels GOOD.

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    2 points big_angery

    Ugh it really drives me crazy working in such a finesse medium. Like trying to walk donw a flight of stairs thats too small. Its passable for midwest but i want it dialed in, which is why im the greatest lol

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  • 1 points Original_Landscape67

    and they edited this out of Cats.

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  • 1 points Wiggie49

    Love me some baos

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  • 0 points adecentcook

    Forbidden sex toy

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    2 points big_angery

    Ita more like a sarlacc ptt while ita sleeping imo

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    1 points adecentcook

    This is a Wendy's sir/mama

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    3 points big_angery

    I remember when wendys had apotato and chili and salad bar and a long row of bendy windows with seating at the back of the restaurant, with plants in it

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    3 points adecentcook

    Sky celling views dawwwg

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    3 points big_angery

    I bet you could chill there all day and dave thomas would be a-ok with it

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    0 points adecentcook

    Id titty fuck Wendy while eating a bacon cheese burger

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    1 points adecentcook

    R.i.p og Dave thou

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    1 points big_angery

    preettttty sure she bats for the other team bud

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    2 points adecentcook

    Can I watch??

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    1 points big_angery

    Yessir

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    1 points big_angery

    In fact, dave thomas (RIP) is chillin in that big sky view up in the sky right now, looking down on us. Good night sweet prince, he whispers, as he sends a distinct nod to earth

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    1 points adecentcook

    Nuke the earth with bacon cheese burgers

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    1 points big_angery

    FROSTY HURRICANES WWWOT WWWWWWP

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    1 points adecentcook

    Dave Thomas will nuke the earth with delicious chicken nuggets

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    1 points big_angery

    What a treat

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    2 points adecentcook

    Also random fact pizzahut was the biggest supplier of kale in the 90s for thr lunch buffets. Before before knew about how good kale was for you 🤙

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    1 points big_angery

    Damn thats a cool factoid

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  • 1 points suppy5

    If someone had a part small enough to penetrate would it produce the antichrist?

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  • -2 points EvinrudeMoose

    I should call her.

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