Enzo loves scritches, but doesn't like being held/ on a lap. Alice can be a bit feisty, but will tolerate being held and pet, though she prefers to sit on my shoulder like a parrot, lol. Funnily enough, well before the chives were a thing, I always joked that Enzo would be out piloting the Air Force Bun while we were sleeping XD
Yeah, alliums contain a Sulphur compound (Thiosulphates) that can make them dangerously ill, and can even damage their red blood cells leading to severe health issues.
I think this is one of those things that started as genuine but now nobody wants to end, so any excuse to keep going. So originally not, but moving into the realm of bit.
But is not a bit also genuine? It's the commitment that makes something genuine, surely. As a Brightonian I am delighted that 2.6% of the city's population declared themselves Jedi in the 2003 census and we've been continuing that trend in every census since - it's obviously a bit but it's also our reality now. We even have a code in our census data especially for Jedis now.
Poor f1exican surely want to be done by now lol but at this point he’s either going to have to break the rule and quit because the Reddit chivemind won’t let him go, ever.
He is has legend status, along with the plane guy. We are living among legends. In 10, 20, 30years this will continue be a reference among the new generation. Those of us still around can say we were there and se watched the whole thing live
Yeah, that's the initial one I went for, but people, including F1exican are saying it's just standing straight up. I still doubt it's not a tower due to the angles of the ends though.
Good afternoon Chive Air 621, descend immediate to surface, taxi Golf, November, Bravo, then climb and maintain 5 stories, turn left heading 210, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight, and then hit that tower.
Im not from the US. Im from a small country in the Balkans called Macedonia. Every single day, i open reddit, and I upvote your content. I'm not even a chef. I'm in sales, but I'm unemployed now and want to thank you for making my day since a person in his thirties without a job can have a difficult day... keep up the good work! And you are cutting these chives like a pro!!!
Tell him this random American from a state he's probably never heard of will be watching and cheering for the team in these playoffs. The whole world is with you guys. Come On You Macedonians!
My partner is a teacher and he told me a story the other day… the thermostat in the classroom was set at 69 and a kid said “too bad it wasn’t 2 degrees lower”
These are so good. Every day I become more torn between the objective reality that these are the most well chopped chives these eyes have seen and the desire to point out every minor imperfection as to retain the only bit of excitement I have in my life (the daily chive drop).
Day 62! Oh man, I am pregnant and have been having it really tough. Reading Day 62 made me feel so proud of how far I have come.. because I have been here since Day 1. Keep posting... lots of love! ❤️
Airplanes coming for those towers like
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Hi Excalibur thanks for the shoutout!
Dunno if it's just the perspective, but this looks extra fine. If this trend continues , by day 100 you're gonna be posting chive dust.
It is microscopic
They are works of art! Same knife?
Yeah
Listen to Rack City until the grandmomma line. Then begin chopping immediately. The rhythm will set you directly on the path, young flexican.
Finally, someone who knows what they're talking about.
Quantum chives
Chives on slides. Break out the microscope so we can make sure the plant cell walls are sliced through 🔬
I'd snort it
Here's my spare straw. Always keep one handy
And the finer they get, the easier it is for anything to be a tower
I knew it, it's a ploy to keep gaining karma forever!
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Looks great to me, but I'm a carpenter
I’m a hairstylist and I see a few split ends
I'm an electrician and I can't believe he cut up all that green wire!
I'm also an electrician and wondered why he stripped the wire and chopped up the green coating.
it's easier to eat
Found the HVAC guy 😁
I’m unemployed and I can’t believe.
I’m an accountant - this definitely fraud.
I’m a violinist and think he’s stringing us along.
I'm a nurse. VEINS!! 💉🩸
I'm a cat and I love the green stuff too
I'm a chef and I, oddly, DON'T like the green stuff. There's about 3 of us in the wild who don't.
I’m a brewer and I’m wondering why he’s beating up the hop pellets before doing the dry hop
Kitty! I told you to stay off Reddit!
Server here and I’d serve these chives proudly💁🏻♀️
Trying to ground to dielectric material!
Am pediatrician. I enjoy the chives getting smaller, and thus cuter.
Graphic designer; this would take SO long to recreate in Illustrator.
Digital accessibility Specialist here; how could I create captions for this?
chop, chop, chop
Also a graphic designer. I'm gonna need this chives photo in a higher res.
We are letting anyone in now
Jesus Christ
Wait, you’re Jesus Christ? What’s your punny complaint? “I beloave these are fishy?”
Okay Sabrina
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Hello little bunny! 🐰
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My little bunnies
Holy huuuge lore drop
Look at you out here doing side quests! Fuck yeah, they're awesome mate
Bun Air 42069, you are cleared to land in my lap for some scritches.
Enzo loves scritches, but doesn't like being held/ on a lap. Alice can be a bit feisty, but will tolerate being held and pet, though she prefers to sit on my shoulder like a parrot, lol. Funnily enough, well before the chives were a thing, I always joked that Enzo would be out piloting the Air Force Bun while we were sleeping XD
HOW DID I MISS THAT PUN
Enzo, you're cleared for landing, that comfy pillow within arm's reach of me. Alice, climb and maintain Karma's shoulder.
I love the lore. I think you and I are friends now.
MORE NEW MASCOTS
Make some room Chives the Cat! Alice and Enzo are in the Chive Hive now!
Adorable!! I had a pet bunny who lived to 12. She looked a bit like your Enzo.
I think we need more bunnies.
What are their names
The small white one is:
Alicia De La Rosa Montoya A.K.A. Alice
The larger black one is:
Enzo Rico Bun Suave A.K.A. Enzo
Can bunnies eat chives? …. Have you tried it?????
Lord no, alliums are toxic to bunnies.
Thanks for not trying it!!!!
Yeah, alliums contain a Sulphur compound (Thiosulphates) that can make them dangerously ill, and can even damage their red blood cells leading to severe health issues.
Sounds like a philosopher! TIL- Sounds brutus!
Yeah, got to be careful with buns, they can get gastro issues very easily as well.
If you weren't awesome before, this proves it! 👍
Thank you to Reddit for the free awards to give because this bit of lore and picture has made me unreasonably happy
WHAT omg so cute
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Found a cute lil' cardinal birb too!
OP get on top of this quick before some steals your Where’s Waldo style chive book!
Rotate right about 120 degrees and it’s a turtle.
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Wait a minute, that rabbit looks familiar.
Reading chives is going to become the new tea leaves
Cannot express how much I respect the dedication to the bit at this point
Wait, this is a bit? I've been living a lie.
I think this is one of those things that started as genuine but now nobody wants to end, so any excuse to keep going. So originally not, but moving into the realm of bit.
But is not a bit also genuine? It's the commitment that makes something genuine, surely. As a Brightonian I am delighted that 2.6% of the city's population declared themselves Jedi in the 2003 census and we've been continuing that trend in every census since - it's obviously a bit but it's also our reality now. We even have a code in our census data especially for Jedis now.
Poor f1exican surely want to be done by now lol but at this point he’s either going to have to break the rule and quit because the Reddit chivemind won’t let him go, ever.
He is has legend status, along with the plane guy. We are living among legends. In 10, 20, 30years this will continue be a reference among the new generation. Those of us still around can say we were there and se watched the whole thing live
I’m in one committed relationship in this life, and it’s to the bit
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😌👍
Lmao
This has HBO credits vibes
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Don’t tell Disney
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Coming in hot!
I love being a part of this
I just scroll until I see the planes.
OMG HOW IS THIS FOUND
Look at this pillar!
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Yeah, that's the initial one I went for, but people, including F1exican are saying it's just standing straight up. I still doubt it's not a tower due to the angles of the ends though.
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We’re gonna need him to start taking stereoscopic 8k video of the chives.
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Karmakrazi dare I say is Ali in this battle?
Float like a butterfly, sting like a F-16?
Good afternoon Chive Air 621, descend immediate to surface, taxi Golf, November, Bravo, then climb and maintain 5 stories, turn left heading 210, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight, and then hit that tower.
These are getting more and more zoomed in
They're literally not.
Can confirm they're not, I've been using the same radar scope since like Day 3 or something.
Im not from the US. Im from a small country in the Balkans called Macedonia. Every single day, i open reddit, and I upvote your content. I'm not even a chef. I'm in sales, but I'm unemployed now and want to thank you for making my day since a person in his thirties without a job can have a difficult day... keep up the good work! And you are cutting these chives like a pro!!!
I need you guys to qualify for the World Cup so badly. Please beat Denmark.
I hope so... I'll tell Elif Elmas he's my neighbor 🤣
Tell him this random American from a state he's probably never heard of will be watching and cheering for the team in these playoffs. The whole world is with you guys. Come On You Macedonians!
Got it random, dude from America! 🫡
If the chiverton is my main sidequest, then Macedonia qualifying is now my side sidequest.
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Early bird gets the 🐛
That looks like an 🍆
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Merry Chivemas!
Heya Chef u/F1exican 🫡 how you holding up these days?
👍🏼
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what cutting chives for 62 days does to you 🥹
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Oh it’s like Valentine’s Day over here!
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Beautiful work but see you tomorrow chef
Eta, may have jumped the gun on one of those, I was nervous I've never gotten to a post this early. Can't tell if it's a hidden tower or not
Now we're just trying to get to day 69 😆
More like Day 67.
I'll show myself out.
Get off my lawn!!!
Damn kids…
My partner is a teacher and he told me a story the other day… the thermostat in the classroom was set at 69 and a kid said “too bad it wasn’t 2 degrees lower”
C is for Chives the Cat
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Someone send flexican a higher quality camera, we can’t work under these conditions
The left one looks like a legit tower. Right one might just be sideways, not sure. We need some expert opinions here.
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u/F1exican this is not ‘Nam there are rules
Over the line!
Mark it zero!
These are so good. Every day I become more torn between the objective reality that these are the most well chopped chives these eyes have seen and the desire to point out every minor imperfection as to retain the only bit of excitement I have in my life (the daily chive drop).
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;)
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ChivePool
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I saw the mask
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In this sub, everyday is chives awareness day!
🏃 brb training for the 5K
Obligatory it feels weird to be here this early
Isn't this posted 6 hours earlier than last time? Yeah the last one was 18 hours ago
We're on chive time now...
It really does feel that way. Work days I am absolutely Jonesing until I can get home to see the chives ...
~8 minutes and there are already 100+ comments. Wild.
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See you tomorrow chef !
Everyday we get closer to perfection tho, it’s an amazing looking couple of chives
Ms. Einhorn your chive is digging into my hip!
You’re not KarmaKrazi. Get! GET!
Ah! I’ve been uncovered! Going back to the airbase then, shouldn’t have stolen the chive pilot job 😭
It's honestly impressive that in 2 minutes you saw the post, found an imperfect chive, drew the ms paint plane and posted it
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Holy shit I’m so early. He’s trying to tell us something guys
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🖕to all the haters
WHAT MORE DO YOU GUYS WANT FROM THIS MAN
The green
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fortress in the open sea of white
Better luck tomorrow chef.
I look at chives, I see dicks,see you tomorrow chef
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CHEFFFF🧐
Day 62! Oh man, I am pregnant and have been having it really tough. Reading Day 62 made me feel so proud of how far I have come.. because I have been here since Day 1. Keep posting... lots of love! ❤️
Are.you going to name the baby Chive???
Middle name Chive and a weird party story for life
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Um, akshually chef...
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Cheers, chef!
I feel weird trying to judge chives when OP now cuts them better than I do.
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That one big chive sitting there amongst the others
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Not happy with the photo resolution. Can Philadelphia send him a new phone?
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Woohoo I'm the first today
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Chromosomes in chives????
A wishbone!
Gotta debone your chives before chopping.
It's chivosomes.
Just glad to be here
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💚
Gotta ask, do you spread them with your knife, or shake and dump ‘em like dice in a Yahtzee game?
Knife
I remember, I was there on day 1 and I thought, well this will be a fun 4 or 5 days.
I was not prepared for how seriously reddit takes chives....
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That's a gorgeous swan right there chef.
Definitely close to perfect now
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Is this a really big one sideways?
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Art credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/b78yon/fading_away_pen_and_ink_12x18_cm/
I'm so curious how many days op was expecting this to last originally. Rooting for you, F1exican!
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Think we're going to need you to wear a hair net moving forward...
That’s a chive ring cut in half chef, still unacceptable but at least it’s not a hair
I'll believe you, this time, but I'm watching you, chef.
I’ll own up to a hair I have had cat hair on my chives that I cut at home, and my hair is most definitely not short enough for that.
Chives definitely has cat hair but you better not cut him. Need him for play by play
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chef, care to explain?
He’s so close to perfection
Get it on Day 69 chef
Right , finally got a seat to watch planes
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merry chivemas
When do we get a video of the chopping?
you’ve gotten so fucking good
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Thats a nice bike you got there (Im new here, did I do it right ?)
I'm not a chef, but the Daily Chive is the highlight of my day. Unless I get to pet a dog.
Wha is your chive budget??
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See you tomorrow chef
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Omg no one tell Walt
“Honey, get this on the big screen. We got chives to look at”
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Aww love u too
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