I've done a few on MS paint. And while they do look a bit more clean, I've decided they don't have quite the same charm as the finger doodles. If anyone thinks otherwise, let me know. Maybe I'll go back and forth a bit on them like I was before.
Your planes are always charming. Mine pointing out a bruised pomegranate seed looks like if Texas was long. Yours are adorable no matter how you do it.
You’re crushing it dude and it’s my favorite thing lol. I’m only saying this because I think I took PM cold meds by accident instead of AM sorry, fuck it. I’ve been here since like day 7 so good yard and keep on keeping on.
I'm not dyslexic but I also originally read it as fine. It was a very easy mistake to make! Quick make another comment saying "Fire? We're not looking for FIRE (unless it's to throw those mediocre chives into) We are searching for PERFECTION"
Yea I mean it's only been 2 months and the improvement is very noticeable. His very first batch I was like "they're pretty good, but I could do that too." Now I'm like "Damn, I don't think I'd get them that good in even half a year..." Today's batch of his, apart from some odd torn/crooked ones, was a 9.9 for me.
He said he’s going to keep chopping chives until they’re perfect. If they’re perfect, no more chives. I need my daily chives!!! If we need an electron microscope to prove the slightest, inconsequential irregularity, to keep this strangely soothing Sisyphean task going, I’m all for it.
It’s like a horizontal asymptote that approaches ever closer to zero imperfections for infinity, but never reaches actual zero.
As long as F1exican doesn’t mind, that is. God, I hope he likes chopping a cup of chives every day.
Logic would dictate; that’s not the point, Capitan. u/karmakrazi is merely the chosen arbiter of the challenge. To which, everyone can see the results, almost immediately. It is not escape both sides are looking ultimately, for. It is…binary. Either the chives are indeed perfect, or…not.
I just want to know what quantifies “Reddit says they’re perfect”?
Each chive is like a snowflake, unique in its own way, his technique is quite excellent now, but I’ve also heard it takes over 1000 hours of practice to become guru level.
TIL how to mute/banish a subreddit. So sick of this lame cakes mission. Flexican flexiCANT cut fkn chives in 60 days and even fakes days. LAME. Waste of food, waste of time
For real. Every post is chive or chive adjacent. Needs to be a seperate sub at this point. I'd almost rather see the same six reposted Bourdain quotes forever instead..
You can make your own sub. Then you'd be able to dictate the content on it however you please. You can even make rule #1 "No smiling, No laughing, No having fun!"
Yeah, but here's the thing. The chives were fine many, many, many days ago. We told them so. We all told them so. Chivemeister is just not a good listener.
He's stupid and I don't know why he is so popular. I'm sorry I'm just a hater. But why is he so popular? I feel like it would be annoying (at least to me) seeing the same post for several months in a row no? It's not like there's any actual improvement between posts, just the same circlejerking critiques
You know what I'd find more annoying? Being around the person who walks into a room full of other people and gets upset because they see them smiling, and having fun.
You know what? You're right. I don't know why I brought my unnecessary unhappiness into this post. But I also just wish to understand what people find so appealing about seeing the chives day after day in the hopes that the context would make me more jolly and able to enjoy what the others are. So what do you find so enjoyable about this dear redditor?
In the beginning I liked how it was about the growth of a skill. That's commendable for anyone tbh. Then it brought a lot of people together in a largely positive way, which isn't something you see that often nowadays, especially on the internet.
Nothing is forever, and this won't be an exception to that. I'd rather be here finding ways to laugh and smile with others, than to be the scrooge on the outside looking in telling others they should stop enjoying themselves so that I don't have to see positivity on the internet when I'm on it.
Honestly, I didn't realize it before but it's very flattering that one of the #1 fans of the chives posting would respond to me. I recognize your username from the twin towers posting! I'll keep future negative comments to myself, so I appreciate your insight. I shouldn't be so quick to hate on someone trying to improve their skills, especially when it brings the community together in such a way. Thank you for helping me to see the "other side" as it were, and I hope you enjoy his future chive posts!
Except it's not like they're coming to your house at all. It's more like you're going out of your way to find Christmas carolers, and people laughing and enjoying themselves just so you can say "God damned Christmas carolers, and people enjoying themselves! I hate it!!!"
You have the option to block users, and mute subs, but you haven't because you'd rather wallow in misery then blame that on others, and that says way more about you than anyone else.
So it's not like it's every day, it's an occasional post MAYBE once a week that you may see about it, and you've found yourself incapable of continuing to scroll through r/popular to find something of interest. You've let something bother you that much?
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Hey Ace you gotta step it up. There was a pilot with shading flying around recently.
They can shade, photoshop, or do whatever they like. They will still always be trying to capture the essence of my finger drawn planes lol
You're the OG. Never mind the haters.
i take challenges very seriously..intercepting
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I wouldn't say that other people drawing planes are haters. I don't think they would be drawing planes if they were, lol.
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
yea man I'm not hating by any means i just love planes and decided to try my hand at drawing them
they're finger drawn too btw! just surely more time spent on each plane
I personally like my planes hollow and cyan.
Its true. I tried to finger draw a plane earlier. It looked more like an explosion.
I've done a few on MS paint. And while they do look a bit more clean, I've decided they don't have quite the same charm as the finger doodles. If anyone thinks otherwise, let me know. Maybe I'll go back and forth a bit on them like I was before.
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Your planes are always charming. Mine pointing out a bruised pomegranate seed looks like if Texas was long. Yours are adorable no matter how you do it.
I like it, lol. I see the vision.
If Texas was long 🤣🤣🤣
Everything’s longer in Texas. That’s the phrase right?
Exactly, hit the nail on the head!
One of these days I want to see a biplane
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Did this a couple days ago
Fuck I missed it! Fine SR-71 then!
So, a Boeing, then?
There is only one true chive pilot, and that is Karmakrazi.
:(
Bruh I honestly do t even look any more, I just search for your air traffic in the comments!
You’re crushing it dude and it’s my favorite thing lol. I’m only saying this because I think I took PM cold meds by accident instead of AM sorry, fuck it. I’ve been here since like day 7 so good yard and keep on keeping on.
Here I was, just kidding my own business, thinking man, OP nailed it and can't be improved upon. Then your dumbass shows up and prices me wrong
OMG I was having a drink and I almost choked 😂🤣😂
Once he truly makes up for being a farce!!!!!!!
Let he without towers cast the first plane.
If it's only a small tower, do we get a microplane?
Groannnnnnnnnnn 🤣
Fantastic comment. I applaud you
This should be flair
This is a once in a generation comment
Wow I’ve not laughed that hard in a while thank you for that!!!
Writing this down so it can be included in the chive loyalist (chive hive) bible
I’m stealing that
Just don't fly it into a major metropolitan area.
Making me want to spend the money for awards here
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You mean: Chiveus Christ
This
He said he wanted them to be perfect, we live to serve. See you tommorow chef
Fine != Perfect
You are correct my friend
!= does not equal ≠
I'm a c# kinda guy. Where I come from it does 😆
Python and SQL here. Can confirm, != = ≠
!= == ≠
FTFY
In which contexts?
What language are you speaking froopy
and they magically will be on day 69, this game has been rigged from the beginning
Fine? We're not looking for FINE. We are searching for PERFECTION
(the title says fire)
You know. Dyslexia is fun.
I'm not dyslexic but I also originally read it as fine. It was a very easy mistake to make! Quick make another comment saying "Fire? We're not looking for FIRE (unless it's to throw those mediocre chives into) We are searching for PERFECTION"
Some people think criticism = bad, like have you seen how good his chives got so quick?
Yea I mean it's only been 2 months and the improvement is very noticeable. His very first batch I was like "they're pretty good, but I could do that too." Now I'm like "Damn, I don't think I'd get them that good in even half a year..." Today's batch of his, apart from some odd torn/crooked ones, was a 9.9 for me.
I feel like he could just have people stage for him to pick out the bad ones at this point. Imagine putting that on your resume.
We can't release him yet, he's our only hope for Chivefection
I read this in the voice of Leia, making the hologram with R2 for Obi Wan.
I ain't gotta be no fancy chef to tell you a shit sandwich tastes like ass.
I don't gotta be no fancy chive chopper to draw an airplane on a pile of chives and say seeya tomorrow chef.
This is America
Actually I tried drawing the little airplane earlier and it’s not that fuckin easy, ok? I don’t even have sausage fingers AND I CAN DRAW.
All I’m sayin is, little airplane is impressive
You know what to do, then.
See you tomorrow, chef.
😭
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See you tomorrow artist
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See- mine wasn’t even THAT good 🥹
This is the internet, sir. It's also unregulated, sad and dystopian, but it is definitely not America.
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Nor an expert chef to see its karma farming pure and simple
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Has F1EXICAN asked for mercy? I offer no mercy, only my aid!
No.
When he gets em right, he will know, we will know, the world will know.
This is not just a choice, it is a sacrifice.
Tribute shall be paid
Are we setting up yurts? Or doing more of a compound thing?
He said he’s going to keep chopping chives until they’re perfect. If they’re perfect, no more chives. I need my daily chives!!! If we need an electron microscope to prove the slightest, inconsequential irregularity, to keep this strangely soothing Sisyphean task going, I’m all for it.
It’s like a horizontal asymptote that approaches ever closer to zero imperfections for infinity, but never reaches actual zero.
As long as F1exican doesn’t mind, that is. God, I hope he likes chopping a cup of chives every day.
Thank you for this. I can’t explain what I needed out of this but I am certain that the blessing was received =]
free f1exican from karmakrazi!! 🤺🤺
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me trying to figure out what this means
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Dan Marino hoping she just has hemorrhoids.
Yes
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective reference.
Excuse me sir, I’m looking for u/f1exican…..
And a clean pair of shorts.
Einhorn couldn’t chop Finkle’s tower
Your chive is sticking into my hip...
Logic would dictate; that’s not the point, Capitan. u/karmakrazi is merely the chosen arbiter of the challenge. To which, everyone can see the results, almost immediately. It is not escape both sides are looking ultimately, for. It is…binary. Either the chives are indeed perfect, or…not.
perfection is in the eye of the beholder
Ehhh… disagree. Perfection is in the eye of karmakrazi I didn’t make the rules. The chivemind has spoken!
We demand
No. It must continue consistency is key.
Begone, vile commenters, begone from me!
I have one question. How do you say his username? Is it F1-Exincan or Flexican?
Paging u/f1exican for clarification. (Keep chivin', y'all)
He's said it's pronounced "Flexican"
Oh hey it's the other famous dude!! Airplane guy!!! Thank you so much for letting me know!!! I must've missed that episode 🙂+😍=✈️+💪🏼
It's clearly Fexican
I’m willing to bet the OG version of this meme is older than most people in this sub. What a blast from the past yo.
Seriously it’s lame now and the only people complaining are the hangers on that subsists on the internet
He’s SO CLOSE 😭
Our chive-chopping friend is many things, but Britney he ain't
Yeah but he's asking for it.
Gotta start the f1exican defense squad fr 😔
For real 😭 they've been excellent for days!!
The man is on a quest, homie. He’s striving for perfection.
I'm so fucking over the chives. They should wilt and die.
I just want to know what quantifies “Reddit says they’re perfect”?
Each chive is like a snowflake, unique in its own way, his technique is quite excellent now, but I’ve also heard it takes over 1000 hours of practice to become guru level.
Beating a dead horse through a ghost town.
It doesn't take two months to learn how to slice chives though
I blocked him, but I still see a million posts about it.
The fanaticism and ball gargling reminds me of when r/wallstreetbets splintered into 100 different subs because of the GME fiasco.
rip
Seriously the homie can do it it’s just karma farming now
Man, I'm so sick of hearing about this dude already.
i blocked him like day 2 of this shit but i still have to see posts about it constantly
the novice error was blocking him.
What you need to do is block the cringe bandwagoners like this OP.
gotta do both.
Towering gap, see you tomorrow chef
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I like chive
TIL how to mute/banish a subreddit. So sick of this lame cakes mission. Flexican flexiCANT cut fkn chives in 60 days and even fakes days. LAME. Waste of food, waste of time
Christ can I mute the word "chives" on Reddit yet
Yeah they are fine, but they’re also annoying. I’ve blocked his posts, and yet this whole sub is STILL all about f1exican’s fucking chives
So you saw somebody have fun once and decided it wasn’t for you, huh?
Once??? It’s the only post I’ve seen from this fucking sub in almost two months dude 😭
The sub is completely different now
For real. Every post is chive or chive adjacent. Needs to be a seperate sub at this point. I'd almost rather see the same six reposted Bourdain quotes forever instead..
Once? The only shit that hits r/all anymore from this sub are chive posts or chive-adjacent posts. It's old.
You can make your own sub. Then you'd be able to dictate the content on it however you please. You can even make rule #1 "No smiling, No laughing, No having fun!"
🤣
Yeah, but here's the thing. The chives were fine many, many, many days ago. We told them so. We all told them so. Chivemeister is just not a good listener.
Lukewarm take. Day 55 was the day.
There are people alive now, old enough to have phones, who have no idea who that is.
We're old
We don’t want it to end. Also, it’s an impossible task and he asked for it
This gives me superhero movie vibes.
I seek to achieve perfection.
I will.
He's stupid and I don't know why he is so popular. I'm sorry I'm just a hater. But why is he so popular? I feel like it would be annoying (at least to me) seeing the same post for several months in a row no? It's not like there's any actual improvement between posts, just the same circlejerking critiques
You know what I'd find more annoying? Being around the person who walks into a room full of other people and gets upset because they see them smiling, and having fun.
You know what? You're right. I don't know why I brought my unnecessary unhappiness into this post. But I also just wish to understand what people find so appealing about seeing the chives day after day in the hopes that the context would make me more jolly and able to enjoy what the others are. So what do you find so enjoyable about this dear redditor?
In the beginning I liked how it was about the growth of a skill. That's commendable for anyone tbh. Then it brought a lot of people together in a largely positive way, which isn't something you see that often nowadays, especially on the internet.
Nothing is forever, and this won't be an exception to that. I'd rather be here finding ways to laugh and smile with others, than to be the scrooge on the outside looking in telling others they should stop enjoying themselves so that I don't have to see positivity on the internet when I'm on it.
Honestly, I didn't realize it before but it's very flattering that one of the #1 fans of the chives posting would respond to me. I recognize your username from the twin towers posting! I'll keep future negative comments to myself, so I appreciate your insight. I shouldn't be so quick to hate on someone trying to improve their skills, especially when it brings the community together in such a way. Thank you for helping me to see the "other side" as it were, and I hope you enjoy his future chive posts!
Hopefully you're able to find a way to enjoy them yourself, keep being real! 🤘
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Except it's not like they're coming to your house at all. It's more like you're going out of your way to find Christmas carolers, and people laughing and enjoying themselves just so you can say "God damned Christmas carolers, and people enjoying themselves! I hate it!!!"
You have the option to block users, and mute subs, but you haven't because you'd rather wallow in misery then blame that on others, and that says way more about you than anyone else.
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So it's not like it's every day, it's an occasional post MAYBE once a week that you may see about it, and you've found yourself incapable of continuing to scroll through r/popular to find something of interest. You've let something bother you that much?
Ban KarmaKrazi, it's the only way to be successful tomorrow!
If his chives were that fire, he would no longer have to post, right?
and give up all that sweet sweet karma?
This is the meta-convo we NEED.
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My God it's full of chives!