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Dad’s a paramedic, had a kid get her legs ran over once cuz her dad didn’t see her behind the truck. Kid ended up being perfectly fine if not bruised up
I saw some little kid eat shit on his bike last weekend and the little shit was fine until I busted up laughing and suddenly I'm the asshole for laughing at a hurt child.
When I was in late elementary school (year 6 maybe?) we had a track meet. During the shotput, a kid ran out into the field and got hit in the head with the shotput. Kid didn't even go down, he took off and it took the adults a good few minutes to even catch him.
I can't go frame but frame her, but I'm pretty sure the kid ran into the hammer after it was in the process of hitting the sensor. He didn't get whacked full on, but that still must have hurt
DM: "As you run, you pass a hammer game and the player swings down wildly. I'll need you to give me a DEX saving throw. You'll need a 16."
Player: [D20]
DM: "Well done. You do get hit directly in the head, but some how, it deflects and does not major damage.."
DM: You continue running without breaking stride so that if someone were to be watching a video of it, at first glance they would just think they were watching a girl playing a hammer game.
Idk it looks like she connects before he runs into it but it's hard to tell with the resolution and framerate. Maybe she just barely saw him coming and so slowed down but didn't manage to stop, I can't tell. 🤷
He was clearly going to check on the kid? You think she is a psycho or something? She had a taste for blood and wouldn't rest until all witnesses were bludgeoned? She was in shock. He was not sure if it was his job to stop the kid. Nothing to see there. I think everyone is busy talking about the actual point of the video which is why nobody mentioned the poor guy trudging through his workplace wondering why he gets up in the morning.
Into harms way? If that kid has any brain injuries, they did not come from the padded hammer, Sploogeyes. Okay? He was not in any danger, I promise.
i ain't a doctor, but i don't think that a girl with a carnival hammer can kill a person in one blow by just hitting them on the top of the head while they are running
All they have to do is setup a few cheap bollards in the swingzone to minimize this happening. Little dude was lucky he didn't get some impromptu spine compression.
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Little guy kept on trucking
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I instantly thought of this comic the moment I saw the video.
Great minds.
Fools seldom
I thought about this one and about the one where the kid gets hit by a comet.
55 here. Can confirm.
I just reach 30 and already felt that
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It's funny because I slipped a disk turning to open my car door too fast as my opening move into true aging
Extra fabulous
Dad’s a paramedic, had a kid get her legs ran over once cuz her dad didn’t see her behind the truck. Kid ended up being perfectly fine if not bruised up
Girl scored very low on the whack-O-meter. Couldn't even knock out a little kid.
Kind of a glancing blow too, next time she should swing in from the left to really light that thing up
What a weakling!
Gotta work on that wind-up and follow-through, clearly.
Kids only feel pain if acknowledged by an adult
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You find this comic to be funny? This is exactly how my twin brother Jimmy died.
Wait, are you even sure it wasn’t you who died and not Jimmy?
I mean, we weren't identical twins. I could always tell the difference.
Oh, ok then. I had a twin named Timmy who died, but my parents instead told me I had died so that I wouldn't be traumatized by Timmy's death.
You shouldn’t have reacted when it happened. Jimmy would still be here.
As the adult it's a real challenge to not react for the 2-5s it takes the kid to actually figure out if they are hurt.
I saw some little kid eat shit on his bike last weekend and the little shit was fine until I busted up laughing and suddenly I'm the asshole for laughing at a hurt child.
I try to go for a neutral/casual "Whoopsie! Y'okay over there bud?"
Daddy daddy a meeteor hitted me did you see?
Walk it off, champ.
When I was in late elementary school (year 6 maybe?) we had a track meet. During the shotput, a kid ran out into the field and got hit in the head with the shotput. Kid didn't even go down, he took off and it took the adults a good few minutes to even catch him.
Kids are invulnerable if you don't validate the pain
Yeah, the fuzz was right behind him!
They was running from arcade security, pure adrenaline
I can't go frame but frame her, but I'm pretty sure the kid ran into the hammer after it was in the process of hitting the sensor. He didn't get whacked full on, but that still must have hurt
Yep his running speed was the only real force involved
Its ok, it’s.l not a real hammer.
those hammers are heavy as fuck what are you on about
How heavy is fuck?
Of course he didn't get fully whacked. She still got a score of 50
DM: "As you run, you pass a hammer game and the player swings down wildly. I'll need you to give me a DEX saving throw. You'll need a 16."
Player: [D20]
DM: "Well done. You do get hit directly in the head, but some how, it deflects and does not major damage.."
DM: You continue running without breaking stride so that if someone were to be watching a video of it, at first glance they would just think they were watching a girl playing a hammer game.
I watched it loop 4-5 times but didn’t even see the kid until after reading this comment
How lmao
Rolled a 1 for perception
Because that’s me in the video getting concussed as a child
Nat 1 on the dex save, but the damage was all 1s 5d6 bludgeoning damage and they took 5 damags
At least he kept on going
Nobody's gonna break his stride.
Nobody's gonna slow him down
Uh oh got to keep on moving
Poor woman got her score fucked up by the dumb kid.
Nah if you look frame by frame, she hits the stump and he ends up running into it and getting clotheslined
Which causes her to get a score of 50 because the kid messed up her shot by running into the hammer lol
Idk it looks like she connects before he runs into it but it's hard to tell with the resolution and framerate. Maybe she just barely saw him coming and so slowed down but didn't manage to stop, I can't tell. 🤷
Nobody's gonna talk about the security guard who also walked right into harms way, and also wasn't phased at all by the kid getting hit?
He was clearly going to check on the kid? You think she is a psycho or something? She had a taste for blood and wouldn't rest until all witnesses were bludgeoned? She was in shock. He was not sure if it was his job to stop the kid. Nothing to see there. I think everyone is busy talking about the actual point of the video which is why nobody mentioned the poor guy trudging through his workplace wondering why he gets up in the morning.
Into harms way? If that kid has any brain injuries, they did not come from the padded hammer, Sploogeyes. Okay? He was not in any danger, I promise.
Reminds me of the video where a girl launches a ski ball right into a kids head https://youtu.be/RtKvkc2lM4w
wtf is that rng
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Nah, that kid just kept running like it was nothing. 🤨
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The gate has fallen…
I can't stop watching it. Even his head went flopping back, little man was locked on the escape route.
Luckily that hit was weak as hell, barely even slowed down a small child
Kid wasn't even fazed
I can watch this all day long lol
Kiddo was running from the popo 👮♂️
Bonk
I’m just sitting here on the toilet dying of laughter!😆
Had to watch that one twice to catch what happened 😂
I'm more curious on why the kida are running from security
Iam crying yo lil bro ate that for breakfast 🥞
I mean he ate that shot like a G though 😂
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Bonk
Too bad she missed him. He actually walked into the handle rather than being bonked..
Security guard's like "haha yeah"
Reminds me when I was doing a very intense song on DDR and a kid ran onto the pad. Nearly lost my balance and fell on him.
With a little better timing, she would have hit the kid square on the head and killed him.
i ain't a doctor, but i don't think that a girl with a carnival hammer can kill a person in one blow by just hitting them on the top of the head while they are running
I've known people who have died from less. Trip and fall and conk your head....dead.
I'm guessing that's the kid that gets whacked during the piñata at birthdays.
She hits like a girl
Phenomenal camera work!
Those are rookie numbers
Not even phased
She's just power leveling her two handed weapon traits for the main mission. Obvious NPC
Little man is going places
Watching this in slow motion, she didn’t hit the kid. The kid runs into the hammer just after she hit the machine
Was the kid being chased by the cop and that's why he kept going?
Yup, he ran into it.
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I just know that security guard was so happy inside
Is it weird that I'd pay for this game?
Imagine if you kill someone like this, and there's a video evidence of everything.
What might be the punishment?
I recognize that guard uniform, I think I know which country this is, unless other countries use the same.
It actually missed him. Her hammer hit the pressure plate and the boy ran into the stick
You know that cop/guard chuckled
All they have to do is setup a few cheap bollards in the swingzone to minimize this happening. Little dude was lucky he didn't get some impromptu spine compression.
Why do I feel like he's learned nothing from this
I need your help🙏
Kid ran into the club, luckily he wasn’t faster.
Does no one have peripheral vision anymore? It is particularly good at discerning movement.
anymore? do you think ancient humans didn’t suffer from the same tunnel vision and other visual biases?
also human peripheral vision is notoriously bad.
No one has common sense anymore? Don't fucking run into of people, especially if they are doing something with tool or something.
Low IQ ass comments.
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