Bro has 40 years marriage experience as a kid
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  • 1779 points AsanoSokato

    but she ride-or-die tho

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    797 points AchajkaTheOriginal

    Whether he wants or not.

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    65 points butterisgoodHD

    We have stepped into a war with the cabal on mars.

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    13 points Most_Celery3576

    So let's get to taking out their command, one by one.

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    1 points Pluckypato

    I mean it can be Destiny…

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    6 points Frederf220

    The or die ain't her

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    2 points No_Extension4005

    The childhood friend never wins.

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    222 points Anxious_Big_8933

    She throws hands at the end!!!

    Edit: Either to protect him or to prevent him from being rescued. Either way I admire her resolve.

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    1 points TaiChey

    Either way 😂

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    120 points Scheswalla

    Except she's doing the driving and killing.

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    35 points dojo_shlom0

    that's so damn cute. and her fighting off all the other people, and him not even realizing ICANT

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    1 points Ok-Gain-4253

    Happy cakeday!

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    1 points Crudeyakuza

    On a big wheel?! 😂

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  • 449 points Skeletonzac

    I had a similar experience when I was in kindergarten. This little girl named Jenna latched onto me and she was my "girlfriend" for a solid week. At recess she would hold my hand and we would walk around the playground. It got really frustrating because I wanted to go play with my friends and run and climb the jungle gym but she would have none of it. After about a week she got bored and moved on. Funny I can still remember after all this time.

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    143 points RunDownTheHighway

    Me in the blue hours: I wonder if life would have been different if I had just worked little harder on Suzy and my relationship… 

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    27 points WINDMILEYNO

    Hahahahahah....damn. yeah.

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    49 points xhabeascorpusx

    I'm late 30s but I remember having a crush on a girl named April when I was 5. I told my friend I liked her who in turn told her. She then called me a lover boy to mock me, which hurt my feelings. I still remember it being on that metal monkey bar dome thing when she did so.

    I told my dad and my dad says.

    "Nah don't worry about her, her family's white trash. You don't want that"

    I spent the rest of the day trying to figure out what white trash was, as I am too white.

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    12 points one4wonder

    Too white!

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    14 points deadface008

    Me too! Her name was Madison in pre-k. We were together for a long time, relatively. All I remember is she had a lot of hair, and everyone knew we were locked in, so we got to go to the fair together. I bobbed her an apple and she helped me smash the junk car with mallets. We passed out in the hay bale 🥰

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    4 points PGSylphir

    I have one of those as well!
    I had latched on with a girl in kindergarten as well, had completely forgotten her until my first year of high school where I made friends and developed a crush with a girl, and we end up finding out through old school pictures she was that same girl.

    She ended up being my first girlfriend and we only broke up because she moved to the US a year later and didnt know if she would be back.

    She came back eventually but she was a completely different woman by then (went from chill goth girl to party and rave obsessed, total opposite) and I was with someone else already

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    6 points HawkDue7352

    How do you guys remember stuff all the way back from kindergarten?!

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    13 points Skeletonzac

    I remember a lot of stuff from my childhood. I remember my first migraine headache at 2 years old. I remember wandering around our farm in agony looking for my mom. I remember kicking my grandpa in the shins when I was 3 because I was mad at him. I don't remember what for but I remember he kicked me back. Lol. I remember watching Ninja Turtles and Super Mario Bros before school in the mornings. I remember the first time a girl kissed me when I was 5 years old. I remember the first time I played hookie from school when I was about 6 years old and I remember the talking to my mom gave me when she found out I wasn't really sick. There's a lot I don't remember of my early 20s so I guess it balances out.

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    3 points Traditional_Green127

    I remember when I was 3 or 4, my grandparents always yelling at me for opening my grandpas recliner and lying down under it. This was when there was the hole in the leg rest, between the foot rest and the chair, and I would also pop up between the chair and foot rest and use the foot rest as a table because it was a perfect height for me.

    My grandma said they couldn’t sit down on the chair without checking to see if I was sleeping under it first 😂 caused them PTSD. My grandpa never stopped looking under his chair, even when I was grown. lol

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    4 points saddinosour

    I remember heaps of stuff. I remember reading somewhere that your brain remembers things tied to very strong emotions. One thing about me is I am extremely emotional and have intense responses. My earliest memory I have is very strong and I remember exactly what I was thinking and I told my mum like remember when this happened and she did but apparently I wasn’t even 2 when that occurred.

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    1 points laughingashley

    Same! Now, I've stopped letting myself get emotional when I stub my toe or something and it has caused me to not remember how I got bruises lol

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    2 points Fries_and_burgers_19

    I still remember the toys i brought to class, the superman doll that i insisted to my friends aren't a doll, the time I wore jeans cus i shat me pants, the kitten we took in the kindergarten, the nightmare i had when I was 7, those times I played with the PSP while charging it and my dad got mad at me, the time in taekwando I successfully lifted this fatass kid at 8 or 9

    And more really

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    2 points ragingchump

    How do you not remember that oval braided rug we could all fit on???

    Or the letter people? Mr M munchy mouth. Mr T talk teeth

    Or the what are you wearing song? If you are wearing a dress, stand up..

    Mrs. Joseph, I remember it all and you were great and I was lucky to have you!!!!

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    2 points Fun_Capital_9113

    I'm 47 and remember something when I was 6

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    1 points QZip

    Some of us had memorable childhoods. Other people less so.

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    1 points HawkDue7352

    I had a memorable childhood. It’s just that other people remember it better than I do. 🫠

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    2 points Consistent-Soil-1818

    Dude, I had a girlfriend like that. Except she just moved on after a week and didn't tell me.

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    2 points Yourdadcallsmeobama

    Lmao i remember being in kindergarten and doing that to a boy. I was like 4yrs old and I asked boys around the playground if they wanted to be my husband when we’re older lol. One boy said no so I moved on to the next boy, he said yes, so I was like “ok you’re my future husband now”. I kept following him around the playground talking about our wedding plans until I just randomly got bored of that idea one day😭😭

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    2 points Sarenai7

    I had a similar thing in first grade, the girl held my hand when walking to and from classrooms. And in the band room when a teacher brought a chameleon to class. I had no say in the matter🤣 She gave me my first kiss on the stairwell

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    2 points Skeletonzac

    My first kiss was also when I was 5. A cute little blonde girl named Brianne. Sadly I didn't kiss another girl until after I graduated high school.

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    1 points marcthemagnificent

    How many weeks has it been?

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  • 954 points Umklopp

    Ok, when it gets to the last scene and she starts actively defending him against the other kids, it gets really cute

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    334 points Vendidurt

    "no! Hes MINE! You cant touch him!"

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    62 points SassyScarletBreeze

    Lol, I once had a female friend who was just as protective as she is

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    50 points goodpplmakemehappy

    lmao same in preschool there was a girl exactly like this who kept trying to marry me,

    i was so weirded out lol

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    30 points Vendidurt

    I had a girl in preschool who wouldnt leave me alone. We ended up having an argument over her saying "pepperONI" (like that) anytime someone said "pepper". I "broke up" with her for that!

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    13 points Merk0411

    Y'all actually remember preschool?

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    11 points Subject_J

    Yeah I remember a few things from way back then. It just means you didn't lock in any core memories from that age.

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    2 points Merk0411

    Interesting. I thought I had bad memory haha

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    8 points Subject_J

    Funny thing is you probably do have some long dormant memories from early childhood. You just haven't come across the right triggers to make you remember. Just talking about this stuff is making me remember random stuff from when I was like 3-5.

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    11 points Vendidurt

    A couple cringe events, yes.

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    1 points nitrosmomma88

    Yep, the one I went to was on a horse farm and riding place. They had a donkey too, I’d pet her every day before playing on the igloo looking jungle gym

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    12 points InEenEmmer

    I had a girl like that in elementary school. Eventually she asked if I wanted a relationship with her out of the blue. So clueless 8 year old kid responded “a relationship?” to which she excitedly screamed “yes!”

    She kept insisting we were in a relationship for over a month with me protesting every time I overheard her mention it to someone.

    Eventually our mothers heard about it and arranged a playdate because they found it so cute.

    So I guess I was, reluctantly and lowkey forced, in a relationship with her due to my own stupidity.

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    19 points SassyScarletBreeze

    This girl always wanted us to do everything together, she was always by my side.
    But unfortunately we’re no longer friends cuz at some point back then, we had to relocate and I had to change school

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    10 points Proinsias37

    I got married in pre school. We wound up in the same high school and sophomore year we got divorced. It's still my longest relationship. Also she's a gay woman who does roller derby now. You rock Natalie.

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    7 points fos1111

    "brother on my arm"

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    63 points PlaneSurround9188

    I see it as the other kids trying to get her to leave him alone and she refuses

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    40 points famousanonamos

    Agreed. Baby girl is a menace. 

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    14 points spartycbus

    She was claiming him and being territorial, not defending!

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    11 points shalekodemono

    She protecc him 🫶🏻

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    31 points obelix_dogmatix

    Defending? More like isolating him. All mine energy!

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    10 points Cool-Chemical-5629

    You may think it looks like a hen caring for her chicken, but what it really is, is that she's a possessive panther.

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    -6 points PNWest01

    I didn't see cute at all, I saw possessive and bossy. Don't flame me, I'm a girl. She needs to learn boundaries.

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    6 points JayyyyyBoogie

    She’s like four. Have you ever met four year olds?

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    13 points similaraleatorio

    the other kids were actively mocking the guy, can't you see?

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  • 118 points br3nt3h

    Boy accepted his role as a doll

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  • 237 points Lost_refugee

    Still remembers his previous life

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    30 points RemyisGrievous

    Lmao

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    22 points vollkornbroot

    Redditors after traveling back in time through an r/askreddit post asking 'you are 2 years old again with your current knowledge, what will you do different '

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    9 points RemyisGrievous

    Give me like 10 minutes to memorize some shit and send me back, gonna win any loto I can and be prepared for some huge stock changes

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    3 points InEenEmmer

    She to him: “remember our marriage in 1917 when I wouldn’t take enough with the ‘till death do us part’ part of the vows?

    So here I am, in the next life to keep true to my words that I will always love you, even beyond death. You will never be without me again.”

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    1 points Hellpy

    He tried the "marrying the first one that likes me" in the previous one and that wasn't a winner

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  • 52 points similaraleatorio

    I was 🫩 all the time, just like Lil bro, BUT the final scene changed everything. the girl was defending the guy from the abusive treatment he was receiving from other kids. so cute! 😃

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  • 484 points ComfortableFew4700

    The look on his face looks like he's been married his whole life.

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    172 points sumbozo1

    That 10,000 yard stare. He's been through it

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    33 points HydroxylGroup11

    He been stuck in middle management. She wants a bigger house.

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    49 points likwitsnake

    He's got 2 kids and a mortgage

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    11 points ___po____

    He's counting the days till it's time to go get those smokes.

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    16 points CaptainAlexy

    and a migraine

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    25 points ShoePillow

    That jumping like a kid at the end doesn't really suit him

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    16 points No-Change-1606

    As soon as she let go his life force returned to normal

    Valid imo.

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    5 points gorginhanson

    His whole life hasn't been that long tho

    He looks like he's been married for all of your life

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    1 points beneye

    Let me hold your hand with my sweaty hand. Ain’t that better?

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  • 43 points Fun_Ambassador_9320

    Why is this kid stupid? This is adorable

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    1 points crazycracka66

    Not really. He looks like he'd rather be anywhere else, while she's clearly obsessed. It would be adorable if they both looked happy. He does not.

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    1 points shoulda-known-better

    Did you watch the ending!?

    He stays with her because she stands up for him.... It's that simple.... Kids don't care about love and relationships like adults at all.... They are close and a few clips of him staring off don't prove he don't want her just where she is

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  • 62 points Weekly-Original-2322

    Bro needs a little breathing room.

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    12 points illmatic2112

    Dont we all

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    7 points Ninjalord8

    I'd like a little less breathing room please.

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  • 25 points EffectNo1899

    Not stupid though

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  • 20 points probnotaloser

    I was like this little girl and I just want to apologize to all the boys I chased and harassed 😭😭

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  • 53 points TeamShonuff

    Go ahead and get her a ring, kid. She seems stable and consistent.

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  • 91 points Theicyfingerofdeath

    I would love it if these two grew up to be a couple

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    27 points LieutenantShepard

    that would be absolutely adorable

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    57 points Icy-Variation6614

    Or at least life-long friends.

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    9 points I_wash_my_carpet

    I think about this one movie all the time - kids are bring taught about angler fish, so this little girl bites the boy she fancies. They grow up to become a couple. There's some other.. minor details, but its a great movie and I can never remember the name.

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    1 points No-Reputation-8643

    irreplaceable you?

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    1 points I_wash_my_carpet

    Yep!

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    1 points I_wash_my_carpet

    I think about this one movie all the time - kids are bring taught about angler fish, so this little girl bites the boy she fancies. They grow up to become a couple. There's some other.. minor details, but its a great movie and I can never remember the name.

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  • 9 points WeirdOk1865

    Don’t even think about messing with her man

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  • 32 points _JadedCritical-

    Looking at these comments leads me to one conclusion time to get off Reddit for the day.

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  • 10 points Ecstatic_Teaching906

    Future: So how long have you been married.

    Wife: Well, we been married for about 15 years?

    Husband: She means we been married for 38 years.

    Wife: Oh sweetie. She means how many years we been married. Not how long we have known each other.

    Husband: I know.

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  • 8 points GWS2004

    Do men know they don't have to get married? Bunch of miserable dudes in this thread.

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  • 36 points MoeMeowMoe

    SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH 💗💗💗💗💗

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  • 29 points SouldiesButGoodies84

    He appears to be the only black child in the whole class. I'm sure she's being loving and protective and is probably kinda fascinated with him. And he looks like he's feeling kinda...well, objectified yet also happy to have somebody.

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    18 points No_Bowler9121

    They are speaking Chinese in the video so i imagine he is the child of an expat.

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    7 points SouldiesButGoodies84

    Was thinking that as well.

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    1 points defneverconsidered

    Lol reddit is fucking bonkers

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  • 8 points Unhappy-Fox1017

    And she ready to fight for her man too. Don’t get it twisted!

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  • 6 points OrdinaryExcellent738

    norbit and rasputia vibes lol “you gotta girlfriend? Well you do now” 🤣

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  • 7 points Yanks4lyf

    That’s a stage five clinger.

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  • 28 points Main-Emphasis-2692

    Weird ass fuckin adults in here judging a sweet baby girl. Shame on you all. She’s just a little lover girl with her bestie, stop sexualizing and adultifying them.

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  • 22 points mangosteenfruit

    It's alright. They'll divorce when they move on to first grade or something

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  • 4 points Anxious_Big_8933

    I respect a man who can land a lady while wearing white polka dot overalls.

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    1 points Foreleg-woolens749

    I want those polka-dot overalls in adult-size.

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  • 6 points CAJMusic

    I love this for them.

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  • 5 points lferry1919

    This is sooo cute! Lololol. Reminds me of my pre-k hubby. He moved away and I was devastated. Then I met him again in elementary school and he didn't even remember me. At least at that point I didn't give a shit but for whatever reason it still confused me that I remembered and he didn't. Until I met someone in highschool that remembered me from around that same time. I barely remembered him, I just remember he used to come to school in a sweater vest. Then I was like, oh...kids attention spans suck.

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  • 12 points PineappleApple247

    Really sweet video, it would be lovely to think they may always have this bond

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  • 8 points FatherCache

    Dayum, she said get up off my manz or catch these handz, they rated E for Everybody.

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  • 3 points 1aysays1

    She's locked in.

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  • 3 points rolling_ryan

    Kid looks like he just got adopted

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  • 4 points ohbrthrthisguystinks

    I teach a little older then this age and when I see this behavior I usually begin separating those kids. It looks cute but that child is possessive of her friend and treating the boy more as a toy than a peer. Its more possessive and territorial than loving. Sometimes kids really do just click and play great together but when one is guarding and being touchy I separate.

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  • 7 points Fantastic_Pie5655

    I can’t imagine how overwhelming and exhausting it would be to grow up as a black child in Korea.

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    7 points SpaceCatEli

    *China. They’re talking in Mandarin

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    1 points Fantastic_Pie5655

    Ha, sure enough! I saw the writing on the wall and chair behind and thought Korean, but it’s very childlike characters. Then took the mute off to hear the mandarin and English.

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  • 3 points StikElLoco

    "So how did you two meet?"

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  • 3 points flying-o

    Little sis said he is mine find your own!

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  • 3 points HappyLoveChild27

    r/lostredditors

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  • 3 points mrbishopjackson

    Wait until her grandmother sees this.

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  • 3 points NickWindsoar

    With the way medical health is helping people to age, this could be the first couple married for 100 years.

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  • 3 points AdvancedSquashDirect

    It's the 1000 yard stare for me :D that poor boy haha

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  • 3 points asheylbows

    OMG SO CUTE

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  • 37 points prolificbreather

    Poor boy is the only black kid. Teacher probably told the girl she's responsible for him. Very touching, nothing stupid about it.

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    98 points Exten0

    Teacher definitely did not do that... She probably just likes him lmao. He's a cute little boy. 4 year old kids are not racist. Man, people think black people are always victims it's so odd.

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    31 points Effective-Eagle-2488

    Lol I want to disagree 4 year olds can definitely be picky, and anyone who looks different is told

    As the mother of a then 4 year old that was told by her friends she wasn't invited to play with them because she the "wrong" colour skin.

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    13 points PKMNTrainerFuckMe

    Yep. I always HAD to be the Black ranger in elementary school even though the blue ranger was my favorite.

    I’m not even black - I’m Latino. I was just the darkest one lol

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    15 points 1n3edw33d

    Kids don’t develop ideas like that out of nowhere. At that age, most of what they say is learned by observing and repeating what they hear from parents or other adults around them. Children mimic behavior, they don’t form social prejudices on their own.

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    1 points Effective-Eagle-2488

    To be honest with you I don't really care where it came from. I'm not sure why the children behaved in that way, it's more the effect afterwards on my child and the feeling of difference that came about from it. Alas, it is one of those experiences that most minorities will have, I was just surprised it had to be such an early lesson.

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    3 points Exten0

    I'm sure there are some correctable behaviors. I only had one black kid in my elementary school class and erveryone loved him. He wasn't a victim and didn't need a girl to stand up for him at 4 years old. I'm sure teachers had to do some correction. He was himself and he wasn't a "poor boy" like is stated in the thread start. He was fine. It's a cute little boy. The girl has a crush on him. He's fine.

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    2 points PM_ME_SUMDICK

    You have no clue what kind of interpersonal racism your classmate might have experienced.

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    1 points Exten0

    Lmao, I know the dude quite well. But okay buddy.

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    2 points PM_ME_SUMDICK

    As a kid who was at one point him, the lone black child in a room of white faces, I'm really hoping none of them are conjuring my name to claim that racism is no problem.

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    1 points Fat-Cat-Face

    Oh, I dont like that at all. I'm sorry she had that experience.

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    22 points prolificbreather

    Who's taking about racist? Kid might be new and not speak any Chinese. 

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    8 points Exten0

    Yeah maybe. So naturally the teacher picked the child out for a mentorship program, probably. It's not a big deal, I just thought the imagination was a bit out there.

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    2 points spartycbus

    The comment was “he’s the only black kid…” not “perhaps he doesn’t speak Chinese” 😆

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    7 points ValkyrianRabecca

    Eh, nah what's more likely is the little girl's parents are probably rather openly affectionate, so little girl thinks the constant hand holding and attention is normal with someone you like

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    -1 points prolificbreather

    You think openly affectionate Chinese parents is more likely than a teacher going 'help the kid who doesn't speak a word of Chinese participate for me'

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    2 points Fat-Cat-Face

    I thought something like that too.

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    2 points shalekodemono

    That's what I was thinking, that maybe that's why she protects him so much

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    -2 points crooked_nose_

    What is stupid, is this comment. Teachers don't do that.

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    4 points SouldiesButGoodies84

    Teachers do do that. I had black friends who had their K and Pre-K teachers do that for the solo of color or foreign kid in a new class. Anything else you need to be educated on?

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    5 points prolificbreather

    I'm a teacher, dumbass.

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    -17 points Wonderful-Ice9085

    This cute but to the lil girl he probly like shiny pokemon or sumthing.

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  • 4 points Nolongeranalpha

    You got a girlfriend?

    No.

    YOU DO NOW!

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  • 2 points NewtMurky65

    Awww they gonna reconnect in college

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  • 2 points too_init_dan

    and they'd end up making the greatest golfer in the world

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  • 3 points Haig-1066-had

    That far away stare, he knows it will never end.

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  • 9 points Starry-Echo

    Poor kid

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    8 points MoeMeowMoe

    Why

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    44 points TheeFlipper

    Because how is any other woman in the future gonna compare to the ride or die he's got now?

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    18 points Icy-Variation6614

    Yea, the bar was set high early lol

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  • 4 points MrboboCatman

    He is probably new, she's just his buddy. Bless, he looks so awkward.

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  • 4 points Educational-Call-204

    Bro is whipped already

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  • 2 points whystar

    Stupid????? NAH. This is cute and the lil girl even defended him in the end <3

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  • 2 points 2-timeloser2

    Million-mile stare, yep, married.

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  • 3 points HeadDiver5568

    I’m glad that girl is being raised right

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  • 1 points Deltan875

    He absolutely has that look in his eyes!

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  • 1 points Sea_Bee1341

    This gave me Norbit/Rasputia vibes

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  • 1 points UnhappyBrief6227

    That’s her man and nobody is going to tell her any different!!!!

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  • 1 points Tell_Amazing

    Bro better not let her go

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  • 1 points Sparklebaby1987

    Who took these videos and made the montage? His family or hers? My guess is boys older brother to use later in life as blackmail or something.

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    1 points Fishpuncherz

    Probably a teacher or aide or babysitter pr whatever. An adult who watches these children. They did it because its adorable

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    1 points Sparklebaby1987

    I wasn't actually asking, the question was just the setup for my theory of a sibling playing the long game.

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  • 1 points FishIndividual2208

    I love how she had his back at the end. Looks like a kid that's just moved to a different country and does not know the language yet.

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  • 1 points ProfessorKeaton

    why is this kids are stupid?

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  • 1 points FrankieBloodshed

    If this ain't proof of reincarnation being real then idk what is

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  • 1 points Solid-101

    His rizz is something I wish to learn

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  • 1 points ParticularCrazy6663

    She ain't let nobody near her man that's so cute.

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  • 1 points the-sun-machine

    Cute 🥰

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  • 0 points shake-dog-shake

    This isn't cute, it's not good. As a parent of both sons and daughters...this would be stopped immediately. It's not good for that poor little boy at all, and it's also not good for the little girl to think she just dictate someone's actions at that age...though I assume she's learned it somewhere.

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  • -12 points FriendlyPuppyGirl

    Marriage bad. Now laugh

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    1 points Rich_Visual7800

    They aren’t really married though did you not realize that?

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    2 points FriendlyPuppyGirl

    I was talking about the caption of the post

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    1 points Rich_Visual7800

    Marriage experience is good though

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    2 points FriendlyPuppyGirl

    I know. That's why I'm talking about the fact that OP very apparently hates their partner

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  • 1 points ApprehensiveMix2649

    No way out 😭

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  • 0 points Ether_____

    This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in a while

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  • 0 points LesFogginGoh

    was she washing the black outta him?

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  • -1 points drubot3939

    He was happier before her

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  • -1 points chamcham123

    I think she keeps trying to wash the color off his skin, but it doesn’t work. 😅😆🥹

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  • -6 points ballin302008

    Being the only black kid.

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