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I would definitely expect few to be in their breathing tubes (I honestly don't know what their called in English and I don't feel like googling biology terms right now). Hopefully they will be able to cough them back up with no harm.
I hate kid's propensity to stick stuff into their nose, I can't imagine how worse it is to breathe them in directly through mouth without giving the nose chance to filter that stuff out.
This has killed kids before. I knew a boy a few years back who played in a beanbag chair in his room while "taking a nap" and his parents found him over an hour later. His lungs were full of those styrofoam beads. He was 2. This isnt funny or cute at all
I thought the same thing as soon as I saw this it would be so easy for those to be inhaled. What happened to the child in your comment sounds absolutely horrific.
More just "kids are mildly annoying" cause theres a huge mess that is gonna need to be cleaned up unless you want tiny foam bits stuck to every inch of you every time you walk in the garage
This is what we did back in the day! Me and my little sister once had a blast playing in a sand tunnel, we came home covered in fleas and found out it was actually a fox hole. Mom was thrilled!
see those little white specks? yea if those get into their lungs which is easy for kids their age then they could very easily die and im sure its a very unpleasant death
When my twin sister and I were little, my mom had to step into the other room to take a phone call. When she returned a minute or two later my sister and I were tossing potato flakes around the living room, believing it to be snow.
This reminds me of the time our two ferrets ripped open a bean bag and crawled inside and shot styrofoam filling balls all over the living room walls, floors, their hair, all static clung to everything.
It took us over a year before we stopped finding more styrofoam in new places each time we cleaned ags vacuumed.
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Might as well hand them that Costco sized container of glitter over on the shelf.
At least he didn't drop the little one!
They look like very small polystyrene balls. I’m not sure if it’s safe for a child to swim in them
Those balls are definitely going to be in places.
Hopefully not in their lungs. Its killed kids before
I would definitely expect few to be in their breathing tubes (I honestly don't know what their called in English and I don't feel like googling biology terms right now). Hopefully they will be able to cough them back up with no harm.
I hate kid's propensity to stick stuff into their nose, I can't imagine how worse it is to breathe them in directly through mouth without giving the nose chance to filter that stuff out.
And even if they don't inhale enough to kill them it could still cause wheezing and pneumonia and breathing and coughing issues in general.
Their balls are also now 50% microplastics
Weeee!
three young boys. Best of luck.
Hey, when it’s someone else’s responsibility to clean up, why not have fun?
This has killed kids before. I knew a boy a few years back who played in a beanbag chair in his room while "taking a nap" and his parents found him over an hour later. His lungs were full of those styrofoam beads. He was 2. This isnt funny or cute at all
I thought the same thing as soon as I saw this it would be so easy for those to be inhaled. What happened to the child in your comment sounds absolutely horrific.
Hardcore parkour!
https://i.redd.it/bnpfliubqg7g1.gif
No shit, my dumb ass as a kid decided to stuff some of these in my ear. That ended great!
I put a rock in my ear! Probably a similar ending ...
😬ouch, atleast mine was a soft styrofoam ball.
I put dry beans in my ears once as a kid... ER trip with a mini vacuum, blood, and a straightjacket but then I got a Coke.
Least he was nice enough to lower him out, my brothers would have just thrown me out of the box
These kids are having a blast loll
As one of 3 boys, this is correct.
https://preview.redd.it/5ow94pghof7g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00861d11524964f6a4c13f95b2e1146912a871f
You can have some of mine! Extra points for both of us if your kids tire my dog out!
Kids are having fun, how is this stupid?
Those little particles never come off completely!
Ever?
They're like glitter.Those parents will find them for years
They definitely have some plastic in the lungs now
Don’t we all these days?
More just "kids are mildly annoying" cause theres a huge mess that is gonna need to be cleaned up unless you want tiny foam bits stuck to every inch of you every time you walk in the garage
Probably not great to breathe that stuff in, and it’s messy
Cute though
This is what we did back in the day! Me and my little sister once had a blast playing in a sand tunnel, we came home covered in fleas and found out it was actually a fox hole. Mom was thrilled!
see those little white specks? yea if those get into their lungs which is easy for kids their age then they could very easily die and im sure its a very unpleasant death
They can inhale some of the plastic foam.
I dont know who needs to hear this but humidity kills static. Might save your sanity one day.
In dry af Colorado, we see quick sparks all the time at night shuffling on carpets and brushing up against blankets.
3 boys is like having a pack of wild dogs
Good way to end up with dead kids....
Hahaha nah, r/kidsarefuckingawesome
I mean, as long as you teach them the consequences of actions by making them clean it all up, then no harm
honestly if any of them inhaled those than theres no need cause theyll quickly learn said consequences
Well that's a lot of cancer
When my twin sister and I were little, my mom had to step into the other room to take a phone call. When she returned a minute or two later my sister and I were tossing potato flakes around the living room, believing it to be snow.
Saw this and immediately said, “hell yeah, brothers kick ass”.
This reminds me of the time our two ferrets ripped open a bean bag and crawled inside and shot styrofoam filling balls all over the living room walls, floors, their hair, all static clung to everything.
It took us over a year before we stopped finding more styrofoam in new places each time we cleaned ags vacuumed.
Those ferrets were so proud of themselves too
🤪 Brothers are watching their selves? Whoa ! No Rules! Jump, roll , climb again & again! Hopefully they will be fine...or learn why not*
We all did it at least once
Asbestos is better than real snow anyways. Doesn't melt.
They would have loved asbestos
Ha ha!
Wheeeee!
r/ihatekids
TIL toddlers can pick each other up like a video game
/r/parentsarefuckingstupid
Imagine if they discovered asbestos