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Its the dusty cough that really puts the cherry on top of all of this 🤣

That look on his face when he checks the label and sees Hershey's. Might have been thinking "how could you betray me like this?"

You can see the realization

I once did this as a kid, never again

Instant regret !
Reminds me of that kid who grabbed an onion thinking it was an apple and even though his mum told him not to he bit into it, he continued eating it to show he was right despite his senses telling him he had made a big mistake !

The Cocoa Dragon 🤣

This is a rite of passage for all kids.

When my son was younger, I told him that chocolate only tasted good after you eat your lunch/dinner. When he protested I gave him bakers chocolate and then gave him Hershey's after dinner. He figured it out one Easter when he ate a chocolate out of his basket before breakfast.

Original video with audio.

It's the double dip that gets me. 

Missing the audio of the mother repeatedly telling him it won't taste good and not to eat it.

My little brother (4yo) did that twice. He scooped the cocoa himself the first time but thought our mom and me played a trick on him so he took another scoop.

At least he didn't just start crying about it.

I believe we’ve all done this when we were little

My grandmother ran a kitchen for a college for 35 years. When I was around this age I walked through the kitchen and saw a bucket of icing for cinnamon rolls, stick my finger in and right into my mouth.

It was Crisco…

So traumatizing…

The look of betrayal

Y’all got any of that sound?

https://i.redd.it/oizhcstwkp6g1.gif

The way he looks at the tin with a expression of pure disappointment on his face. Hershey's lied to him.

Where's the sound? I've seen this before as a video with sound and not a gif. The sound of him coughing makes it even funnier.

Joffrey knew he'd immediately fucked up!

Love how the kids turns the packaging just to be sure.

"This is supposed to be...yeah, no it is but...this is not what I..."

https://imgur.com/a/hIH1pZi

Look like the engine misfired at the end of

I’ve done this. I was a stupid once. I’m still stupid just not a kid anymore.

I wanted to try unsweetened baker’s chocolate all the time when my mom was baking with it. She told me again and again how bad it tastes. Eventually she gave in and let me indulge. She was right…

He is a cocoa breathing dragon.

Cocoa Puffs!

We’ve all been there kid. It’s a necessary life lesson.

Sometimes you gotta learn the hard way

His realization 🥹

I've definitely done that before. Lol The disappointment stays with you.

My mom made me do this once when I was being a pain. Its not even good for like a second, its so bitter, it coats yours whole mouth.

Havnt thought about that In a looong time

The look on his face says it all.

He had the most pathetic dumbaśŝ look on his face.

I did this once. Once.

He learned things that day.

The kid wanted something sweet, but got special effects from Marvel.

The cocoa puffs 😂😂😂

Haha, that onion kid's face is pure comedy gold!

I mean, isn't that common to try it out once? 😅

I absolutely love my no kids!

CURSE OF RA

I feel like every kid did this with cocoa. We were expecting chocolate, but didn't get it. Haha

I remember doing the exact same thing with my mom. She told me I wouldn't like it. I insisted, just like this kid. I learned.

Also he put his spit-covered spoon right back into the container, soo.. gonna have to toss that out now, he’s contaminated it

And he put the nasty germy spoon back into the container 💀 I can’t stand kids

Can't be good for your lungs.

Try cinnamon next

😆 The puffs of cocoa dust coming out his nose.

1 of 2 of the most disappointing flavor makers as a child.

You all know what the other one is.

The coughing got me rolling 😂😂😂😂

Teh puffs 😂

This made me laugh so hard it brought tears to my eyes not to say I haven’t done that once or twice as a child thinking it was sweetened chocolate

ALL ABOARD!!!!

Poor guy ☹️😂

“GOT MILK ? “

I used to eat Nestlè’s Quik as a child. You just have to be careful not to inhale any of the powder. (Now 60+ years later I STILL love chocolate.)

Weak. Unworthy. I used to scoop and eat raw chocolate powder by the spoonful as a child.

I still remember when my dad let me taste the coco powder, because I really REALLY wanted to eat it, because it was chocolate when I was a kid. Instant regret and that day I learned how the actual 85% coco powder tastes. This happened in '80's... I'm 45 now.

yep, betrayal

Claaaasic

I remember learning that chocolate wasn’t naturally sweet too as a child haha, also same with coffee.

He rethought life.

cinnamon challenge for kids. Lol

Too dangerous

Haha, that face is pure "why me?" vibes—adorable!

Stupid parent.

Although, now that kid will probably be scared by this event and know not to do some stupid cinnamon challenge., or if a tide powder challenge develops in the future

lmao 🤣🤣

I feel like everyone has one of these as a kid For my brother it was baking chocolate, for my sister and me it was vanilla extract

Choo choooo

Ooppss

What did we learn?

In fairness he is a child and it is legitimately bitter😅😂 - fuck I wouldn’t want to have to down a spoonful of that

That first puff of dust absolutely sent me

Isn’t that how everyone finds out?

Kid was going through every stage of grief lol

Poor guy... 😓

I sense a new tide pod cinnamon tik tok challenge trend!

Ah yes, the ole “brown lung”

The instant realization is killing me

So. He is a child in a disgusted man's body. Them lips said somebody betrayed him. Them eyes searched and searched for truth. He searched high and low, left to right, and even attempted to read the package. Annoyed and in disbelief sits tf back.

Can't do a thing, but possibly figure out to swallow that too big taste 🤣 😆 😂 😅

Has Hershey label, smell like Hershey chocolate, does not taste like Hershey good chocolate.

You want to talk instant regret when I was about 10/11 (I'm 54 now) my stepdad was eating fish. I kept begging for some and he finally gave me some and told me to eat every bit of it. I couldn't finish it so, I threw it in the trash and he made me eat it from the trash.

Canon event

r/WatchPeopleDieInside

When my brother and I were younger he had me follow him into the kitchen where he climbed into the bench to get the milo (chocolate malt drink powder) he takes a big spoonful to eat and then starts bawling his eyes out. Mum rushed in to see what's wrong, he had grabbed the coffee powder by mistake

I’d feel sorry for him if he didn’t look like joffrey boratheon.

The way he spun it around to recheck if it was actually Hershey's or not

My niece and nephew were watching me bake once and wanted to try the cocoa powder. They both flipped out, but my nephew still wanted to try the baking powder.

I did this with vanilla as a kid, never again

It happened to me once, they were kept in a clear container. I thought it was Milo, put a spoonful in mouth 😩

I think I got the black lung pop

Literal cocoa puffs

Parents just leaving the open container in front of the kid as if he won’t start coughing all over it or spill it due to focusing on the powder stuck in his throat. Dumb parents

How is this kids are stupid? Why are these always videos of parents letting kids do stupid shit. If this is a parent recoding they opened the container gave them a spoon and turned the camera on knowing their kid would be in discomfort. Who does this?

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