Itโ€™s like a train wreck
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  • 550 points Jackeking99

    https://preview.redd.it/0k34pqlbul6g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d215899671179798ee31aa22ae25492976e0e066

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    140 points 2reeEyedG

    Thereโ€™s an edit out there somewhere where he goes super Saiyan and itโ€™s everything youโ€™d hope for

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    16 points Jackeking99

    Yea ive seen that one before xD

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    6 points Steelm7

    Please link ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’”

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    60 points Mirula

    https://youtu.be/G-MHflXF5Ps?si=tE932lNM6dL4fGYP

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    6 points Steelm7

    Thanks lmao

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    19 points Uh-Oh-Raggy

    This edit I found on Reddit years ago is much better

    https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/xFKSf7idnN

    It surfaced after the original YouTube one.

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    2 points me_sk1nk

    Way better, than you!

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    2 points BornSlippy420

    ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    12 points BlueRhythmYT

    I gotcha

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    4 points Steelm7

    You are my hero. Trying to get my daughter to watch DB for the first time and this will make both of us laugh lmao. Thanks a lot.

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    2 points 2reeEyedG

    Clutch

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    3 points 2reeEyedG

    Itโ€™s been so long since I saw it posted I unfortunately donโ€™t have one

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    6 points vexdrakon

    Really? ๐Ÿ˜‚ 1st time I saw this & it wasnโ€™t even the original lol

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    1 points M3629

    Wait I need the link ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    3 points WingDingfontbro

    REVENGE

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    -4 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    2 points Jackeking99

    Very mature...

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  • 617 points Objective-Sock-42069

    Valid crash out

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    178 points Significant_Leg6073

    Glad he didn't overreact

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    60 points RDW_789

    Master at keeping his composure

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    35 points Jman15x

    "Kindly retract your chair so as to grant my legs the freedom of movement" - dumbledore requested politely.

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    18 points vexdrakon

    No please, tell us how you really feel.

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    5 points opuFIN

    No different from my wife in the morning.

    I should stop pushing the dining table at her...

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    66 points SpiritualCamera

    For real. As a fellow younger sibling, you get so tired of being fucked with lol

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    18 points Objective-Sock-42069

    lol I was the big bro and knew when lil bro was about to spas tf out

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    10 points SatisfactionOld1586

    Depending on the day, Iโ€™m sure you stopped right before the line. But other days, I bet you said screw it and went right past the line.

    Thatโ€™s what my big bro did, anyways.

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    10 points crowned_tragedy

    Gotta love siblings dynamics. I used to tell my little sister that she could be our dead dog when my friends and I played house. I brought it up to her recently, and she doesn't remember, lmao.ย 

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    6 points Objective-Sock-42069

    Oh I was a habitual line crosser ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2 points Foreleg-woolens749

    Yeah, the rage on his face said exactly that.

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  • 112 points DrJTrotter

    https://i.redd.it/cnzqgsmdwl6g1.gif

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    4 points Darillium-

    Look at the malice in his eyes as he pushes the table over

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  • 134 points AverageJoeThoughts

    Kiddo definitely won't have problems with bullies that's forsure!

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    45 points vexdrakon

    The 180 w/ feeling sorry for himself to administering street justice ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    5 points AverageJoeThoughts

    Right lmfao! And then your default pic is hilarious right along with this because its almost like Bert is ready to do the same to em ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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    16 points vexdrakon

    https://preview.redd.it/ans5a8bvtm6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57a0a04f9409e64e2271090137a37e82d816ed9

    lol hereโ€™s the whole thing

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    4 points AverageJoeThoughts

    Lmfaoo ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญI love this! Thank you!!

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    3 points vexdrakon

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™

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    4 points 717Luxx

    unfortunately reacting strongly makes one more of a target for bullies...

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    4 points AverageJoeThoughts

    True however this kiddo seems like he won't take shit from anyone regardless

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  • 63 points BrisbaneLions2024

    The kicks at the end.

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    4 points vexdrakon

    That got me too ๐Ÿ’€

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  • 148 points Significant_Leg6073

    He went full Godzilla mode with that roar lmfao

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  • 57 points SpudAlmighty

    lol good for him.

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  • 27 points Rithrius1

    https://preview.redd.it/i4lxkth8wl6g1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6be58beef648c2650efa914abc4ecf7f96896bf

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  • 103 points BatdadsStupidBrother

    Kid on left kinda brought it on himself, he knew what he was doing and that little flip case on the right gave it back to him. Flips reaction and coping skills could use some work

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    15 points MechChicken

    To be fair, we don't see the whole video. At the start of the video the kid on the left has the table pushed up right against them while they're trying to write. Kid on the right might have started it by pushing it first. Could have been doing it for a long time. In that case the kid on the left would be justified IMO.

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    3 points Mindless-Strength422

    Objectum: Speculum

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    4 points BatdadsStupidBrother

    Objection: Speculation

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    3 points BatdadsStupidBrother

    Objection: Speculation

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  • 13 points charlieq46

    The fallen kid's little kicks at the end lolol

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  • 11 points robseplex

    Kid went Super Sayan

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  • 11 points TinyRascalSaurus

    Ahh the joy of siblings.

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  • 11 points soupsupan

    Incredible Hulk as a baby

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    0 points Melodic_Anything1743

    Baby hulk!!! ๐Ÿคญ

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  • 7 points HighlightOwn2038

    Bros a mini Godzilla

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  • 9 points The_Golden_Warthog

    Great condom ad. This sub is chock full of em lol

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    2 points Dabfo

    Kids arenโ€™t for everyone. I think it hilarious. My kids make me laugh.

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  • 14 points Efficient-Rent-5644

    Pure rage ๐Ÿ˜ก

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  • 6 points 2reeEyedG

    Love this video. Someone did an edit of the kid going super Saiyan and it was awesome

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  • 8 points AdExcellent1745

    man I feel the little guy so hard every day I have moments where all I wanna do is scream and push stuff lmao

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  • 8 points The_Bitter_Bear

    Little bit of tweaking and there's some excellent slapstick in there.ย 

    I was focused on the younger one crying and being ridiculous the first time, realized on the second loop the older one is being a troll.ย 

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    4 points vexdrakon

    Someone commented earlier that the full clip shows the younger one pushing 1st. I wouldnโ€™t know because this is my first time seeing it.

    Plot twist: this isnโ€™t a couple of siblings. You just dropped off your kid for daycare and this is whatโ€™s currently going on. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • 5 points Thatonegaloverthere

    Ending is deserved.

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  • 4 points deadface008

    https://preview.redd.it/5v4og1idyl6g1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16b370e5a86b4f64b71ab8fd49ffb05e2d5da75

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  • 4 points King_Six_of_Things

    Hulk mode activated!

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  • 5 points Rhuarc33

    The older kids legs kicking after he got wrecked.... Lol

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  • 4 points TechnicEcho395

    I don't think I've ever in my 34 years been that angry

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  • 5 points SheBowser

    I have to sonsโ€ฆthis happens every once in a while

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  • 4 points Repulsive_Ad7148

    I canโ€™t have kids because Iโ€™m not mature enough to comfort them after shenanigans like this. Iโ€™d be laughing my ass off while they think the world is ending.

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    0 points vexdrakon

    ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • 10 points AdIntrepid9064

    Team table flipper! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผsweet revenge ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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    3 points Fallfoxy707

    Don't invite him to UNO tho

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  • 3 points kswheels

    Deserved. r/instantregret

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  • 3 points AgentX-1138

    Lol that kid Hulked out!

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  • 3 points Timely-Profile1865

    FAFO at a young age

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  • 3 points PK_GirPade

    Hulk.. mad!!!

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  • 3 points gord_m

    He had it coming.

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  • 3 points EthelSperman

    Eat your heart out, Teresa Giudice.

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  • 3 points yeetsteel

    This is how metal songs feel

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    2 points vexdrakon

    Youโ€™re not lying

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  • 6 points TootsNYC

    my pastor once told me, "when your two kids are fighting, and the loudest is your youngest, don't assume he's the problem."

    Yep, the older sibling was bossing the younger around.

    Someone always started it, and it wasn't necessarily the one you ended up noticing. You need to go back a few steps.

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  • 2 points No_Maize_230

    Summoned the Undertaker and buried him!!!

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  • 2 points TigerUSA20

    Well, at least it wasnโ€™t the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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  • 2 points KatieMarmalade

    The little kicking legs lol

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    1 points vexdrakon

    ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • 2 points Present_Membership91

    To bad. Tricycle just sitting there unused . without any actionย 

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    1 points vexdrakon

    Glad to see you arenโ€™t missing the important details.

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    2 points Present_Membership91

    He he. Just saying. The little one could have used it .cheers

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    1 points vexdrakon

    Yeah Iโ€™m just teasing ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • 2 points Oldmanjohnny987

    Bro had enough

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  • 2 points Distorted_Penguin

    Is no one going to comment on the text on the screen that says โ€œdo you have a wienerโ€?

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    1 points vexdrakon

    Sorry it was a โ€œbest ofโ€ compilation on TikTok & the 1st clip was a boy asking his mom if she had a wiener ๐Ÿซ 

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  • 2 points StaceyLuvsChad

    Unrelated, but that kids hair is cool.

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  • 2 points WingDingfontbro

    Justโ€ฆ just scoot the chair a little bit back omg lol

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  • 2 points 2WheelSuperiority

    I've seen this 50 year old man somewhere in a road rage video...

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  • 2 points SpiritedOwl_2298

    the feet kicking after he went down ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1 points vexdrakon

    That got me too ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • 2 points fish-rides-bike

    Fair

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  • 2 points Sunny_Starzz

    Lil bros first crashout ๐ŸฅนโœŒ๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน

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  • 2 points oldinfant

    this table had it coming! clear self-defence๐Ÿ˜ธ

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  • 2 points TJ_McWeaksauce

    Dang, that kid hulked out.

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  • 2 points gimpers420

    I love the edited version of this where he goes Super Saiyan before flipping the table.

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  • 5 points vocaltalentz

    That little shit on the left deserved it

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  • 2 points LingonberryWeekly734

    Now that's the real she hulk

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  • 2 points Smurfiette

    Evil older brother deserved it. I watched the video several times. Very satisfying.

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  • 4 points MashedPotatoesDick

    The extended version shows the younger one pushing the table in the first place.

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  • 2 points Darksuit117

    Do you have a Weiner

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    [removed]

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    2 points vexdrakon

    1st time posting here. Saw it 1st time today myself ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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  • 1 points Melodic_Anything1743

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Karma!! That baby is strong wow!

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  • 1 points Sweetdeerie

    As the kid should. Well deserved.

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  • 1 points Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218

    Name your kid Bryce, heโ€™s gunna be a dick. Never met one I liked

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  • 1 points Tajamaja

    Von 0 auf 100

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  • 1 points Zarziban

    I call dibs on posting it next

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  • 1 points Sigma-Wolves

    Hulk smash

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  • 1 points mowie_zowie_x

    We have finally come to this. Taking a from a list instead of taking the video that's still floating in the internet but without the list.

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  • 2 points Cocoatrice

    That left kid deserved it.

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  • 1 points FormrPirateHntr

    Deserved what they got. FAFO!

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  • 1 points EnvironmentalAd2063

    Honestly, bigger kid kinda had it coming

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  • 1 points Jwzbb

    Dumb bitch had it coming

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    1 points SpareImplement2374

    They're kids

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  • 1 points AdviceHuge8114

    Roid rage

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  • 1 points Rationalornot777

    My youngest seemed to get super powers when mad. His older brother would bear the brunt of it, which he typically deserved

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  • 1 points Fresh-Skill3502

    The baby hulk came out๐Ÿ˜ก

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  • 1 points THE_GR8_MIKE

    How the hell is the version of him going Super Saiyan not the top comment, let alone even here to begin with?

    Like, what are you people even DOING anymore?

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  • 1 points time_slider1971

    I like that kidโ€™s style.

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  • -6 points isuckfuzzoffpeaches

    Well, someone has anger problems at a young age. I wonder if it's the parents not having the emotional capacity to raise a kid. Never seen a toddler react like this. Wild. It's not difficult to keep a peaceful home. Patience, love, and genuine time spent with your kids to nurture, but no, let their episodes play out to solidify this as a "valid reaction". That being said, I'll never have a kid (28, divorced, don't @ me) because I dont have the patience or the love to give a child. You see, people, it's not difficult to be relatively responsible.

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    8 points BatdadsStupidBrother

    Well then you have no idea how difficult or not it is to keep a peaceful home and your point of reference of "never seen a toddler react that way" is out of this world

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    6 points Local_Caterpillar879

    You haven't seen many toddlers then.

    They are not able to express all their feelings, which can lead to tantrums or crash outs, it's normal.

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    0 points isuckfuzzoffpeaches

    Im aware. I'm frantic due to unemployment, so I'm trying to amuse myself. There's some decent advice in there though that all people should listen to, for all types of relationships.

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    4 points Rhuarc33

    So you've never had kids but feel obligated to tell others they are parenting wrong and getting your penis smashed by an older brother is not something to get mad about. Wow. Peak Reddit energy

    Thank God you don't and won't have kids because you're truly clueless about life.

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    1 points isuckfuzzoffpeaches

    More clueless than you think.

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    1 points Stiff_Sock7849

    You must never spend time with toddlers, like at all lol, this is extremely normal behaviour, kids that young barely understand that they are people, let alone that others are also people who feel pain and such, they also have barely any emotional intelligence or control because they have just spawned into the world and those aren't things you are born with, so yes, they cry and yell and hit because they have no concept of consequences and no other way to communicate their frustrations until they learn to verbalize them, if full grown adults react violently to being annoyed it shouldn't surprise you that a child that has barely learned they are a separate person to their mother does the same, that's not having anger problems or a parenting problem necessarily, kids just don't spawn knowing right from wrong and therefore unintentionally do both.

    Also the fall looked nasty (as in the kid landed in a way that looks dangerous) but I don't necessarily fault the parent for not stopping it before? obviously they warned the older kid and told them to stop riling up the younger one, who was already crying but not bothering him, the younger kid was defending himself in the only way he knew how to, from a parenting standpoint you have to give siblings the chance to resolve their conflicts alone so they LEARN how to do so, and I don't think they expected the older sibling to fall back that way like 99% of the people watching this video also didn't.

    These are the reasons why you need a shitton of patience with kids and why I also don't necessarily look forward to having them lol.

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