He really thought he outsmarted her
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  • 1110 points dankbearbear

    https://preview.redd.it/hz53ulwhrj6g1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1e93b6a80a73b558ec950fbad6b76307a24c5af

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    103 points derek4reals1

    https://i.redd.it/swf13j2xbk6g1.gif

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    12 points J-S-S7

    Seattle?

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    2 points ElegantCoach4066

    They're supposed to be baggy! Baggy!

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  • 368 points WestVaCassie

    too busy trying to lock her out he completely missed her lol

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  • 65 points Ok-Loss-2496

    She IS a witch! How'd she do this?

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  • 203 points SSMmemedealer

    Mom: slips through

    The kid: locks the door "I'm not stuck in here with you, you are stuck in here with me"

    It was all planned

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  • 62 points SparklyLevel

    Please tell me the name of song on the background, it gave me nostalgia, but i can't remember the title

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    88 points squidgay

    It’s raining tacos

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    35 points SparklyLevel

    From out of the sky

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    9 points IgntedF-xy

    Tacos

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    7 points Cnote0717

    No need to ask why

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    6 points PrestigiousChef3744

    Just open your mouth and close your eyes

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    5 points Twist_Ending03

    IT'S RAINING TACOS!

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    6 points BLAZEISONFIRE006

    Are they edible and safe? My stomach is feeling a little torn up this morning.

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    18 points Kiren129

    Just open your mouth and close your eyes.

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    8 points Lucky_Loves_Laugh

    It's raining tacos!

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    3 points TricellCEO

    Depends…do you consider projectile vomit from vultures safe?

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    1 points BLAZEISONFIRE006

    It sounds unappealing.

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    2 points gorginhanson

    not anymore it aint, kid

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    2 points PumpkinPieSquished

    I’ven’t heard that song in years!

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    13 points hehehaha24

    It's raining tacos by parry gripp!! Love that guy. Fun fact, his band wrote the theme for buffy the vampire slayer (I just like sharing this)

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    2 points unrelevantly

    You seriously couldn't be bothered to Google "it's raining tacos"???

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  • 29 points jackssmirk

    I love when people just flip a video and post it again for the 100th time

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  • 31 points AlienInOrigin

    It was funnier before the video was flipped.

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  • 8 points Shoddy-Ad7306

    That mom’s laugh is really cute

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  • 12 points subuso

    I wanna have a kid so we can play like this 🥹

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  • 6 points seducequeenn

    Real life video footage of me trying to avoid my problems

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  • 10 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    Why does a toddler have a lock on the inside of their bedroom door. That’s asking for trouble.

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    22 points skaara

    Because when you buy a house or even build one that's the way they usually come... Plus they are trivially easy to bypass with a credit card or even a small screwdriver, so it's really not a concern.

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    -23 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    There’s no need to be condescending. I’m aware that houses are generally built with locks on bedroom doors. But taking it off and replacing it with a knob that doesn’t lock is a five minute job, and it’s super easy.

    You don’t have the time to grab a credit card or a screwdriver if your child is in there choking or had an accident and is bleeding out. You don’t have the time or the ability to find one of those things if there’s a big fire and you need to get out. If your kid is going into anaphylactic shock or is having a bad asthma attack, you don’t have time to waste trying to get the door open.

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    11 points skaara

    Well you better go around and replace all your knobs then because if the kid can walk into their own room and lock it then they can walk into any other room and lock it. Enjoy having no locks on your bathrooms.

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    1 points AllegroDigital

    Yeah, first time my toddler locked the bathroom door with no one in it we removed the lock. Now we just knock.

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    0 points Guybrush57

    Came here to say this

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  • 2 points Augustus_Pinochet

    I will never not upvote this video.

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  • 2 points ThePeskyWabbit

    idiot really doesnt understand leverage if we walked towards the hinges when trying to keep the door closed. smh my head

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  • 1 points Haneous

    Mom said it's my turn to post this!

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    12 points Right_Meet_5635

    Is mom in the room with us right now ?

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    12 points parsipop

    No, she’s n—AHHHH!

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    2 points sambt5

    Dw they mirrored the clip so it's completely new!

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  • 1 points Fireappl3

    Shocked. Lmao

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  • 1 points PanzerMisi07

    Am i the only one hearing uts raining tacos am i insane

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  • 1 points Epyonator

    Why is this so cute

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  • 1 points luvdogs71

    Mommy is magical!

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  • 1 points Redd1tRat

    This is so old that kid died of old age

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  • 1 points Chef_Beatz

    Almost gave the lil kid a heart attack lol

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  • 1 points ShoulderFlashy9959

    lol

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  • 1 points pretty-as-a-pic

    TBF, he doesn’t have object permanency yet

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  • 1 points Hippiechu

    🎶 It's raining tacos 🎶

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  • 1 points guysensei69420

    I love this video so much

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  • 0 points Ahchuu

    Do you all put cameras in your toddlers room?

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    10 points aivlysplath

    Safety precautions are pretty important when it comes to babies and toddlers.

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    0 points arequipapi

    Fine up to a certain age. I wonder if they ever take out though or if they're just training their kid to always be used to being surveiled. Baby monitors have been a thing forever and they work fine

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  • -6 points dukenuk3m

    stop normalizing placing cameras in your children’s bedrooms!

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  • -21 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    22 points Crocodile_Punter_

    I've never had kids but I would assume people that don't want their very young and potentially stupid kid to accidentally die when left alone. They can have privacy when they're old enough to go to school.

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    18 points Silent_Eggplant_380

    Anyone that thinks that this is creepy is the real creep to look at it in whatever way you’re thinking of.

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    2 points Rhuarc33

    A toddler having a camera in the room is a safety measure. About 5 or so they should removed

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