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Kids do dumb things because the world still feels soft to them. Stupid’s what we call it later, after the bruises fade and the stakes get higher and nobody lets you wear buckets anymore without calling it a pendejada.
At after school pickup the other day my kid's teacher came out with an injury report, apparently he closed his eyes and walked straight into a wall. So I guess the bucket is optional.
Ah, that's classic, isn't it? When I was a kid, we used to go fishing and my father got angry when I disturbed the fishes when I ran around stomping the ground like crazy. He said that if I do it again, he will put a bucket on my head, spin me around and push me into the water. 😂
This is not a fail and its not stupid. He used a bucket as a helmet to protect himself. Now if, for example, he would have walked into the wall without it, he could have hurt himself. Now that would have been stupid.
He was being completely rational, considering his time limited experience as a human.
Apparently when I was a child I would commonly end up under the table or the overhang of the counter and just stand up. Unprompted. Cry for like 3 seconds and then do it again or walk away.
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I have seen this in person, with my own eyes. They really can be that fucking stupid.
Kids do dumb things because the world still feels soft to them. Stupid’s what we call it later, after the bruises fade and the stakes get higher and nobody lets you wear buckets anymore without calling it a pendejada.
It was the ‘phone’ that caused the accident…just like adults driving and texting!
At after school pickup the other day my kid's teacher came out with an injury report, apparently he closed his eyes and walked straight into a wall. So I guess the bucket is optional.
The dog knew what was coming. He’s seen it play out numerous times.
Ah, that's classic, isn't it? When I was a kid, we used to go fishing and my father got angry when I disturbed the fishes when I ran around stomping the ground like crazy. He said that if I do it again, he will put a bucket on my head, spin me around and push me into the water. 😂
Toddlers are like taking care of your drunk friend 24/7
Anyone know what breed of dog that is in the background?
Not a guard dog, that’s for sure.
The dog: “not my job”
Looks like maybe an Airedale retriever
. At least that would be my bet from the somewhat poor view we have
Looks like a standard schnauzer with its coat grown out
BONK
Heh heh heh
Having a kid around that age is like having to micromanage a tiny drunk friend lol
If the Bucket was turned around with the Pumkin face on the front, he would have seen the wall.
https://preview.redd.it/z6h14x3xai6g1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=abb4bfd1974459ac5813b6c1eacb499a8d3c49d5
r/perfectlycutbonks
I love this sub so much lol
Helmets save lives
This is not a fail and its not stupid. He used a bucket as a helmet to protect himself. Now if, for example, he would have walked into the wall without it, he could have hurt himself. Now that would have been stupid.
He was being completely rational, considering his time limited experience as a human.
It's okay, they're wearing the safety bucket.
Kids do the darndest things
At least he had a helmet on!
https://preview.redd.it/d7o1qfkdbj6g1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6cd897dea04aa7e84df76b837a2e75ad70125af
THE BUCKET
Apparently when I was a child I would commonly end up under the table or the overhang of the counter and just stand up. Unprompted. Cry for like 3 seconds and then do it again or walk away.
Its part of the toddler's bucket list!
Top 10 things kids do with a bucket.
2 is stand on it
I miss my babies being that small. I don’t miss having to watch their every move to prevent stuff like this.
Finally, a stupid one!
That was funny I betcha the dog was laughing 🤣😅🤣😅
Bucket head
I put a bucket on my head once out of boredom while recovering from a surgery.
A video where the maker knows what PoV means!
Dos he not realize he couldn’t see?
This is a pov of a parent, not a toddler.