Toddler fail
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  • 71 points SurviveDaddy

    I have seen this in person, with my own eyes. They really can be that fucking stupid.

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    27 points muppetwash

    Kids do dumb things because the world still feels soft to them. Stupid’s what we call it later, after the bruises fade and the stakes get higher and nobody lets you wear buckets anymore without calling it a pendejada.

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    5 points HeldDownTooLong

    It was the ‘phone’ that caused the accident…just like adults driving and texting!

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  • 38 points rezwrrd

    At after school pickup the other day my kid's teacher came out with an injury report, apparently he closed his eyes and walked straight into a wall. So I guess the bucket is optional.

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  • 23 points digitalbullet36

    The dog knew what was coming. He’s seen it play out numerous times.

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  • 9 points Cool-Chemical-5629

    Ah, that's classic, isn't it? When I was a kid, we used to go fishing and my father got angry when I disturbed the fishes when I ran around stomping the ground like crazy. He said that if I do it again, he will put a bucket on my head, spin me around and push me into the water. 😂

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  • 12 points jjs3_1

    Toddlers are like taking care of your drunk friend 24/7

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  • 5 points Jeffoir

    Anyone know what breed of dog that is in the background?

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    6 points FractalGeometric356

    Not a guard dog, that’s for sure.

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    10 points Thamrinlady

    The dog: “not my job”

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    3 points Rhuarc33

    Looks like maybe an Airedale retriever

    . At least that would be my bet from the somewhat poor view we have

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    2 points dungalot

    Looks like a standard schnauzer with its coat grown out

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  • 3 points MrUniverse1990

    BONK

    Heh heh heh

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  • 3 points GullibleBeautiful

    Having a kid around that age is like having to micromanage a tiny drunk friend lol

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  • 2 points Snoo49601

    If the Bucket was turned around with the Pumkin face on the front, he would have seen the wall.

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  • 2 points hailspork

    https://preview.redd.it/z6h14x3xai6g1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=abb4bfd1974459ac5813b6c1eacb499a8d3c49d5

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  • 2 points GeorgeSPattonJr

    r/perfectlycutbonks

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  • 2 points worldsgreatest1111

    I love this sub so much lol

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  • 2 points spintowinasin

    Helmets save lives

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  • 2 points Ok-Target-4509

    This is not a fail and its not stupid. He used a bucket as a helmet to protect himself. Now if, for example, he would have walked into the wall without it, he could have hurt himself. Now that would have been stupid.

    He was being completely rational, considering his time limited experience as a human.

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  • 1 points SergiouseMaximus

    It's okay, they're wearing the safety bucket.

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  • 1 points ImZealous4U

    Kids do the darndest things

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  • 1 points WhyCantIBeFunny

    At least he had a helmet on!

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  • 1 points owo1215

    https://preview.redd.it/d7o1qfkdbj6g1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6cd897dea04aa7e84df76b837a2e75ad70125af

    THE BUCKET

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  • 1 points Mindofthequill

    Apparently when I was a child I would commonly end up under the table or the overhang of the counter and just stand up. Unprompted. Cry for like 3 seconds and then do it again or walk away.

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  • 1 points Rocket_Man_1957

    Its part of the toddler's bucket list!

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  • 1 points ohiocodernumerouno

    Top 10 things kids do with a bucket.

    2 is stand on it

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  • 1 points epicenter69

    I miss my babies being that small. I don’t miss having to watch their every move to prevent stuff like this.

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  • 1 points Mikimao

    Finally, a stupid one!

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  • 1 points Alduin-Septim-1

    That was funny I betcha the dog was laughing 🤣😅🤣😅

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  • 1 points Alduin-Septim-1

    Bucket head

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  • 1 points drifters74

    I put a bucket on my head once out of boredom while recovering from a surgery.

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  • 1 points Niccin

    A video where the maker knows what PoV means!

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  • 1 points Short_Republic3083

    Dos he not realize he couldn’t see?

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  • 1 points rancangkota

    This is a pov of a parent, not a toddler.

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