hit and run
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  • 2755 points reticulatedtampon

    Hope the cat’s okay. Probably more embarrassed than anything. They usually don’t get snuck up on like that.

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    743 points 9447044

    My cat would have been mortified at that. He would have looked very foolish

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    185 points Electronic_Power2101

    He would have looked very foolish

    I foresee a kitty ambush in this kids future

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    95 points Tahor

    He'd be pretty surprised

    https://i.redd.it/08rc8842gf6g1.gif

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    44 points Minute_Zombie_424

    https://i.redd.it/dfmflr7hyf6g1.gif

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    35 points Ooupss

    https://i.redd.it/3qcq3qd1sg6g1.gif

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    207 points Diemishy_II

    Oh my god. It's from Brazil and it was from an administrator* of a Facebook group I used to be in. I was around when he sent it and now, years later, it's here on Reddit. How crazy.

    Rest assured, I remember the guy saying that the cat was fine (his cat and his cousin or niece). This video must be about 6 years old now.

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    60 points LetsTryAnal_ogy

    And she's still rolling recklessly down that hill.

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    31 points Fit-Ad-6395

    Hitting cats

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    21 points BigHairyBussy

    Ruining lives, maxing insurance, giving vets work

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    10 points NebulaNinja

    Nah... She's probably one of Brazil's top drift kids at this point.

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    9 points Thatonegaloverthere

    I hope her driver's license was revoked for driving recklessly.

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    36 points ManyRespect1833

    If the kid woulda been going the dang speed limit!

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    17 points DisciplineLazy6370

    Barbie toy cars don’t usually go as fast as street cars either.

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    13 points gerwen

    Definitely zigged when he shoulda zagged.

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    8 points sifiwewe

    I do hope the cat is OK as well

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    4 points philoso2889

    Yes. Forget the pos kid.

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    4 points sifiwewe

    I chose to love rather than hate. I hope that you do the same

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    1 points sczhzhz

    Still got 6 lives left.

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    14 points robilar

    There's no sneaking going on in that video. Kid is screaming her head off.

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    12 points StorminNorman

    Yeah, this is on the cat, she used a safety scream and all.

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    4 points robilar

    Not really blaming the cat either, tbh. Maybe I'm ignorant about how intelligent cats are, not being a cat owner myself, but I wouldn't assume a cat understands how human contrivances like public roads and motor vehicles work, and the rules that govern their use. That cat is just prowling around, as cats are wont to do.

    I mostly blame the owners of the cat (if it isn't a stray) and parents of the child. Letting a cat roam wild is irresponsible and selfish, and letting your kid roll down a street with blind corners is negligent to the point where I'm wondering if may they just don't like that kid.

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    3 points StiffDoodleNoodle

    Lightning McQueen has fallen on hard times.

    Still going fast though.

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    1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points NeoDaKat

    How tf do you get snuck up on by a screaming kid going mach 10 in a purple and pink lightning mcqueen mobile?

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    1 points EasilyExiledDinosaur

    Id be terrified too if I had a split second to see some random kid speeding at me at like 30 or 40mph in a car that'd probably break my leg 🤣

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  • 1224 points Same_Tune_8990

    poor cat :(

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    404 points MistaRekt

    Cats have what is referred to as 'cat-like reflexes'.

    I suggest that cat just sucks at being a cat.

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    314 points Lazy-Dog6175

    really? victim blaming?! fore shame

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    108 points MistaRekt

    Indeed. The girl is a poor driver and the cat is a poor feline.

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    35 points BarnacleAwkward4801

    honestly, most cats don't get the chance to learn the road is dangerous until something tragic happens. Probably good for the cat to learn that the road isnt safe to be unaware on

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    2 points Wasatcher

    She spun out of control in an effort to avoid it though

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    17 points Zealousideal-End-297

    It jumped towards the car

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    25 points MistaRekt

    Looks like it used the reflexes too late. Failed at cat.

    Edit: While a crappy situation I am certain everyone involved is probably kind of fine.

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    1 points Environmental_Drama3

    cats are really bad at detecting moving vehicles.

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    -5 points dsconnelly5

    Dumb cat tbh

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  • 379 points essemh

    The maniacal laugh after the car rights itself.

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    129 points TwoSorry511

    Exactly, says it all. Empathy 404

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    67 points acloudcuckoolander

    Small children aren't known for being all too sympathetic

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    67 points TwoSorry511

    Actually funny how it’s always this argument or “they are highly sensitive” depending on which one suits better. Truth is, there are empathetic ones and ones that aren’t. And ones that sometimes are. Just like - gasp - grownups.

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    7 points SomeDrunkHippy

    The irony of this statement talking about empathy and “maniacal laughter.” Kid went in the death spin and had a chuckle when she didn’t flip the damn car, which is a very normal response. Maybe you should practice what you preach.

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    13 points acloudcuckoolander

    I never said all. And the key phrase is "all too", meaning they aren't fully sympathetic all the time. Small kids can be caring, but their brains obviously aren't wired to be so...consistently.

    Adults with empathy issues are alarming in a much different sense. There's a difference between lack of empathy due to being undeveloped and being grown/near-grown and still showcasing lack of empathy.

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  • 46 points RWBYRain

    Her first car accident

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  • 485 points Chrizzyboi

    That is not the child being stupid. I’m pissed the cat got hurt but surely her parents must’ve known how fast her toy car would go downhill and stop her

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    171 points reticulatedtampon

    Needed a helmet at the very least. If she’d spilled out of that thing it seems like it could have been a pretty nasty fall.

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    47 points The_Golden_Warthog

    This looks like the favelas. Doubtful parents are there.

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    20 points starpqrz

    most of r/KidsAreFuckingStupid is really just r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb

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    5 points robilar

    Plus, it's a road and she went around that corner blind. Helmet isn't going to help her from an oncoming vehicle.

    I think the video still fits with kids being stupid. The whole point is that kids sometimes do things that are ridiculously reckless or short sighted, and this is a good example.

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    5 points Own_Cup9970

    rather lack of control (like fence or door) by parents

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    7 points Away_Stock_2012

    The cat was in the middle of the road and got hit by a car in the road. The cat owner is the problem here.

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    13 points starpqrz

    might be a stray. if not, i agree. cats are pets with wild instincts. they will die or kill a bunch of native animals when let outside. not good, for kitty or your neighborhood.

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    1 points Arch____Stanton

    I am sure this video is sped up.
    Look at how little the childs hair moves. At the speed shown it should be flying high.

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  • 103 points WelcomeToTheClubPal

    I thought this sub was for videos of kids being fucking stupid. Not for trailers for the next fast and furious movie...

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    12 points TheRealColdCoffee

    Dom would never hurt a Cat. Pets are.. Family

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  • 199 points SpeedPitch

    This video did not bring me joy

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    19 points the-jesuschrist

    It brought sadness and concern for me.

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    2 points Fyeris_GS

    I honestly don’t understand how a children’s toy got going that fast.

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  • 79 points StarConsumate

    Poor baby :(

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  • 9 points Terminal_420

    Kid driving like its gta

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  • 88 points SilverB33

    Oh no poor cat...

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    13 points BubblyJellybeano

    Don’t like seeing them get hurt 😞

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  • 49 points HighlightOwn2038

    NOOOO CAT!!!

    😭😭😭

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  • 43 points TidpaoTime

    I don't wanna see animals get hurt ffs.

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  • 10 points amature_lover

    KACHOW

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  • 6 points Whole_Rough7066

    9 - 1 = 8

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  • 23 points pumpkinrot_candygore

    Can we not post animals getting hurt by kids??

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  • 16 points reticulatedtampon

    Hope they have cat insurance 

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  • 3 points luca_kitt

    one insane hit and run

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  • 3 points Alternative_List_978

    she’s gon be a crazy driver when she gets her license

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  • 4 points recks360

    Drunk driving is getting out of hand.

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  • 3 points Traditional_Mood_348

    Speeding was involved. Were they drinking some spoiled milk or something?

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  • 7 points BigHairyFart

    Wow I wish this had an NSFW tag

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  • 9 points Environmental-Tea294

    Im just super impressed she was able to keep it going. And didnt seem to be too bothered by the wild ride. Every kid i know would have been freaking the hell out. She definitely failed the driving test, but passed the drift test.

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  • 18 points VoodooDoII

    I hope the cat is ok

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  • 3 points Ok-Loss-2496

    And she's gone

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  • 3 points TheFakeDogzilla

    The kid should have a helmet, even than its really irresponsible for parents to let their child go at such speed

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  • 3 points brian4027

    Wow actually handles like a real Vette

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  • 3 points dudeguy0119

    That cat is fkn stupid. It couldn't hear that plastic racket maker coming down the hill? Trade it in for a better model

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  • 4 points CatNerd34

    That looks exactly like my Mia wtf

    https://preview.redd.it/ecgd44z55i6g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cacccdf1ccadfb89b0efb3c411fdcaeeee7d5424

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    1 points SolidFelidae

    This vid of a similar looking cat getting hit by a kid in a toy car should honestly make you rethink letting her out then! If it can happen with a toy car that’s going fast but not at real car speed, think of how easy it must be for a real car. Please keep your cat safely inside

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    0 points CatNerd34

    She's been an outdoor cat her whole life and my family strictly forbids her from staying inside. We didn't buy any litter boxes for her or anything and she likes to hunt. I know a car could hit her, but she's been doing pretty good for 6 years and I can't really trap her inside if she and my parents say no.

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  • 5 points drifters74

    Poor cat

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  • 8 points Public_Baseball4852

    Parents are morons

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    -2 points Superilosa14

    Kids can't have fun anymore? It was just a silly accident. She wasnt even going that fast. You cant go with this thing that fast to hurt anyone

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    6 points --_BuG_--

    She's still on an actual road with actual cars with no parents following in sight going around corners where even if they are standing where they're not on camera they wouldn't be able to see her/watch her

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  • 2 points zip-a-dee_doo-dah

    Jesus Christ! That girl did a crazy spin out she did 2 maybe 3 360s?! Dang!

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  • 2 points Royal-Paint-3466

    Cat pulled a deer move😭

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  • 2 points ripjaw121219

    not the cat :(

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  • 2 points juitopia29

    Parents are so fucking stupid the child could have got hurt what if another vehicle comes suddenly

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  • 2 points sparks772

    8 lives left

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  • 2 points JacketMaster3193

    Its funny, because someone could have died.

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  • 2 points xervidae

    this is why cats belong indoors

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  • 5 points BadAshess

    My brother did something like this to my dog and he wonders why my dog doesn’t like him.

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  • 4 points zeroxxx2285269

    https://preview.redd.it/im36fr8woe6g1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61beedbbefd05c5f783a8c988ff24e47191b822e

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  • 3 points No_Substance_9569

    that cat did multiple barrel rolls, I hope it was unharmed or at mose bruised slightly

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  • 8 points UnusualHombre619

    Poor baby (I’m referring to the cat)

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  • 4 points GrossBoyy_

    Bikers fault

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  • 6 points TristanTheRobloxian3

    NOT THE CAT NOOOOO :c

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  • 4 points Outrageous_Read4617

    lol, that look like Lilo on the loose!!!

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  • 3 points Silentlaughter84

    At least the cat looks okay.

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    20 points Logical-Ad-5692

    You never know, sometimes cats can appear okay for a moment after a flush of adrenaline during the accident and drop dead after a moment, not saying the cat died but maybe it should have been taken to a vet for checkup at least.

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    1 points SydneyTeacake

    The cat went with the impact instead of being still and absorbing it, I think he was probably alright.

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  • 5 points millicent_bystander-

    I hope the kitty is OK.

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  • 3 points Odd_Wing_4560

    Poor cat

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  • 3 points Captain_Aceveda

    Poor kitty

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  • 3 points Darcy_2021

    Omg poor kitty ❤️

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  • 2 points thesithcultist

    how it felt

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  • 2 points robilar

    Hit-and-run isn't her fault. That cat is standing in the middle of the road, and the kid is rolling down a hill.

    Not defending the kid in general, though. Rolling down a blind corner like that is asking to get flattened by oncoming traffic.

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  • 1 points reticulatedtampon

    * kitten run

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    [removed]

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    12 points EnvironmentalRock315

    Did we watch the same video because she clearly crashed near the end

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    4 points Few-Fox-9259

    Rust-bucket! Tin-skin! Clanker! Oil-drinker!🫵🫵🫵

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    0 points TheYoungAnimatorFR

    clanker.

    u/few-fox-9259 scream at this clanker.

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    3 points Few-Fox-9259

    I gotchu bro

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    1 points TheYoungAnimatorFR

    Fuck you!!

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  • 1 points mrperson1213

    r/CatsAreFuckingStupid

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  • 2 points HatePeopleLoveCats1

    Poor kitty just used 4 of his 9 lives!!

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  • 1 points ComfortableCrab1908

    That was quite the spin out!

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  • 1 points Ophelia-Rass

    How fast does that thing go? Dang

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  • 1 points Efficient-Hamster128

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 1 points jacobcz

    the car passed the moose test flawlessly

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  • 1 points Life-Idea4168

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points FlashyCow1

    Holy shit, did her parents rig that car

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  • 1 points Infinite-Abrocome

    Run my son!

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  • 1 points pocket_arsenal

    Good fucking god. Yeah sucks for the cat but i'm just glad there wasn't a car coming up that road that she spun out toward. Did someone put an actual car battery in that thing to make it go that fast or is she just rolling downhill?

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  • 1 points KDBug84

    What kind of piece of crap neighborhood

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  • 1 points oranke_dino

    The person who gave the kid this vehicle is more fuc*ing stupider.

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  • 1 points TheEPICMarioBros

    I’m impressed that the toy car didn’t topple under

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  • 1 points BigLumpyBeetle

    r/fuckcars

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  • 1 points Ambitious-Rush-8125

    https://i.redd.it/am0xxn5kch6g1.gif

    all fun and games till the cat gets back at him

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  • 1 points No_Yogurt987

    Take her driver's license away this instant

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  • 1 points ReptilianAssMonger

    The only case where both of the involving parties run

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  • 1 points redditzphkngarbage

    Cat is down to 8.7 lives

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  • 1 points dextercfd

    Hit and fly

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  • 1 points Fireappl3

    This is the bat that drove out of hell.

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  • 1 points kawi666k

    Goodness who gave that think to that thing with long hair?

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  • 1 points ConsiderationFar3409

    Don’t worry. Cat has 9 lives

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  • 1 points Kirkdoesntlivehere

    Good thing all that trash is there to slow her down.

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  • 1 points Capital-Ad-4463

    Doggone!

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    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Karleny

    What in the Mario kart is going on here

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  • 1 points pandaplayer1234

    Processing img xo1ue5nrjm6g1...

    This video was so bad that you get to watch the entire reef blower episode

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  • 1 points CreativeChocolate592

    Is that temu Lightning McQueen?

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  • 1 points StrongEduardo

    Wanted to post an image but I forgot this isn’t TikTok

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  • 1 points WintersAcolyte

    Her last name wouldn't be Teretto, would it?

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  • 1 points FocusedLifestyle

    One of the few times a music sound over would be appropriate.

    https://i.redd.it/buz8furyop6g1.gif

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  • -2 points ApprehensiveTop4219

    What the heck?? They just aimed for that little kitty at top speed ran him down ,? I don't get why young children like causing pain and suffering to animals, I know for a fact I squished bugs when I was young, now I help save them

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    5 points TheFakeDogzilla

    I doubt they even saw the cat

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    1 points ApprehensiveTop4219

    Yeah,

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  • 1 points -BigBadBeef-

    Clearly she can't hold her... uh... milk!

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  • 1 points Repulsive_Glove6085

    That’s a sweet Mario Kart move!

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    2 points StiffDoodleNoodle

    Lightning McQueen has been taking notes.

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  • 1 points Jenn31709

    https://preview.redd.it/nhmiep0cle6g1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e4d4710f0e1052375bb8e20e328c8ecc9aad871

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  • 1 points Fearless-KawaiiCat

    What the hell poor cat 😭

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  • 0 points Baihu_The_Curious

    Whew, was worried about the cat getting dragged under. Fortunately he bounced off and, at worst, has a severely bruised ego.

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  • 2 points GabysWildCritters

    Time to take that toy away and never let her touch it. Hopefully the cat gets back at her.

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  • 1 points Melodic_Anything1743

    YIKES!!!! 😬🫣

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  • 1 points TheYoungAnimatorFR

    why did she speed up 😭

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  • 1 points FallenAngel8434

    Stupid cow

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  • 1 points Street_Revolution834

    If you follow the contact she bumps the cat ... It throws him off balance, it regains the balance and scrambles away ... I'm sure the cat stopped and looked back ... Like WTF 🤣

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  • 1 points predat3d

    That car was awarded an honorary Waymo status

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  • 1 points Southern_Coffee8758

    Nobody talking about ca dodging

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  • -1 points DeadlyLancer

    A lot of stupidity in one video, Kid should wear a helmet, cars coming to the intersection won't be able to see the kid going downhill, cats shouldn't be outside and parents aren't watching for cars coming to the intersection.

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  • 0 points Lucariowolf2196

    That kid needs to wear some head protection

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  • 1 points Throwaway-626-512

    not gonna lie, minus hitting the cat that looks really fun

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  • -6 points GoofMonkeyBanana

    Stupid cat, move out of the way.

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  • 0 points Interesting-Gas5738

    Hope she has good insurance.

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  • 0 points EcstaticMolasses6647

    Parents are neglectful….

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  • 0 points OneManNati0n

    Where tf is her helmet.

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  • 0 points Tortietude0

    I’d go John Wick so hard…

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  • 0 points Khuljaa-simsim

    There’s broken cement slabs in that corner. It could get fatal and parents are responsible to make sure the child (and the furry pedestrians) are safe.

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  • -1 points Wizmission

    New mario kart looks good

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  • -1 points Popular-Lemon6574

    lol

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  • -1 points Low_Sale8560

    Thankfully she just hit a cat and not an on coming vehicle.

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  • -2 points oaktreebr

    Why is everyone worried about the fucking cat? Poor kid is the one that could get hurt

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  • -3 points Not-a-Doctor-622

    Well, I mean, it was on a public road….an adult in a real car would have probably made a cat pancake out of this furry madlad

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  • -4 points Accurate-Doughnut939

    Hilarious

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  • -4 points Visible-Strike-8154

    I would ground the kid until they were at least 50 years old just to get a point across dumbass kid .

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  • 0 points Twist_Ending03

    Wow

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  • 0 points whatdatdat

    Car crash

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    [removed]

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