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  • 1 points AutoModerator

    Hello everyone! As a reminder this is a satire subreddit for the dumb/silly things children do. The subreddit name is not literal. Although posts can have kids doing actual "stupid" things. It is not a requirement. Yes, blaming the parent is valid. However, this does not mean crossing the line into actually insulting the parent is ok (assuming they are the OP) (Rule #1).

    This is also not a hate sub for children. If you don't like kids, that's fine. Just don't spread vitriol.

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  • 401 points Crabtickler9000

    This isn't stupid. Quite the opposite. She noticed a difference in a person nearby and started investigating in her own way. It doesn't match what an adult would do because adults are more educated.

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    69 points Necessary-Sock7075

    I idolized a tough kid at the park, who always showed up to play basketball. He had a lazy eye. In a year or so I trained my own lazy eye. What I did was stupid. What she did is very intelligent.

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    28 points panicked_goose

    I do this too and I hate it oh my god. I also have a lazy eye but it goes in, I didnt have any problems with it until my son was born and he inherited it. Anytime I see his lazy eye go slack, mine does too. We both wear corrective lenses for it and we both feed off the others lazy-eye-ness.

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    8 points WindAbsolute

    That’s so strange and interesting!

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    9 points DryAd7358

    At about age 10, I began imitating my best friend’s gait. His ankles tilted inward (valgus alignment), causing his feet to pronate toward the midline, and I unknowingly adopted the same walking pattern because I thought it looked cool.🤷🏻‍♂️

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    3 points PianoPitiful2428

    Humans are memetic, that is how the species “thrives”.

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    9 points frostedpeach18

    Ntp low key feels like adults forget how to just notice stuff and ask questions ya know

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    5 points FailedMaster

    adults are more educated

    Soo… kids are fucking stupid?

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    2 points Crabtickler9000

    There's a difference between uneducated and stupid.

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    2 points FailedMaster

    Obviously. But that’s the entire point of the sub. Kids do stupid shit, because they are less educated, have less experience and lack basic skills.

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    0 points Crabtickler9000

    Stupidty doesn't investigate and get curious as she did.

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    2 points FailedMaster

    Dude, just don’t take the name of the sub so damn serious.

    It’s all lighthearted fun about the hilarious things kids do.

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    1 points Salt_Blackberry_1903

    Say that again?

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  • 175 points bt65

    This is not stupid, this is adorable

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    26 points CappuccinoCincao

    Don't take the subs name too literal. it's what the sub has been about lately. Just replace the "stupid" with "innocence/nt"

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    3 points All_cats_want_pets

    I wonder if sub names can be changed, because this has to be pointed out under literally every post...

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    1 points ElegantCoach4066

    Agreed. Unless you read the sidebar you think its about kids doing idiotic things, which isn't really fair because kids are still learning the world.

    Its a little like making fun of someone who doesn't know what 7 x 8 is, before they even learn their times tables.

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    18 points PedroGabrielLima13

    Things can be stupid and adorable at the same time

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    2 points StorminNorman

    I see you've met my ex.

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    8 points Luser420

    those traits aren’t mutually exclusive, but i agree. she figured out what was up pretty quickly

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    1 points MariamBarron

    Yeah, I mean she was curious

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    0 points OutcomeKey23

    r/KidsAreFingAdorable

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  • 59 points TheDemonMaker

    She actually seems quite smart and perceptive just from this one clip.

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    0 points PedroGabrielLima13

    Nah she's trying to count to 5 and failing multiple times

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  • 38 points amluchon

    The dude right next to her has a massive hand with a tiny pinkie

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    39 points lilybattle

    That's what she's doing, comparing her fingers with his. She is confused at first but seems to accept it by the end

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    2 points Efficient-Hamster128

    she even touches it.

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    5 points Cultural-Company282

    *partially amputated pinkie

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    3 points VegetableReward5201

    *partial pinke

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    1 points MondoSensei2022

    …could be someone who dishonored his Oyabun?

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  • 7 points Bana_he-ne

    This is freaking adorable

    r/kidsareadorable

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    2 points Thatonegaloverthere

    r/kidsarefingadorable

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  • 19 points Many-Steak2205

    nah she's bright
    hol up sumtin ain't right 1,2,3,4,5 his is 1,2,3,4,4.1 huh aight leme make sure (loop)

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  • 11 points Logical_Animal5500

    She is not fkinngStupid, she is cute

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  • 8 points No_Technology_3196

    Error 404 brain not braining 😂😂😭😭

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  • 3 points fejable

    1 2 3 4.... 4.2?

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  • 3 points I_can_pun_anything

    She can only count to four 🎵

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    4 points Naive_Wolverine532

    The dude standing next to her has only four fingers

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    3 points I_can_pun_anything

    Oh i know, im just quoting the psychostick song

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  • 3 points TeamLazerExplosion

    She just realized the yakuza maybe isn’t her thing after all

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  • 3 points wastelandingstrip

    This looks like it was filmed by a creep.

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    2 points shl00m

    Had to scroll way too far for the obvious. That someone is secretly recording kids in public like this

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  • 4 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 2 points D1sc0nn3ct3d

    Made me think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es

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  • 7 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    3 points srangero

    OH YEA THANKS, i did not notice the dude next to her, LMFAOOO, sorry

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    0 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 3 points do_you_even_climbro

    I don't get how this is stupid, the girl is literally learning something in real-time. It's in fact the opposite of a kid being fucking stupid. It's a kid being smart.

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  • 5 points HydraBob

    Strangers recording random children. I'm done with this sub. Things are getting creepy in this sub.

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    0 points Naive_Wolverine532

    It's about the dude standing next to her he has only four fingers and she's trying to figure it out

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    2 points HydraBob

    Yah. I saw the video. What I don't understand is how it's acceptable to be recording small children without parental consent. If it was my daughter I just watched a stranger record. I'd not be a happy papa bear. So do you get what I'm saying?

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  • 1 points 2WheelSuperiority

    That's so incredibly cute. 

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  • 1 points Reasonable-Job-8193

    Yakuza.

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    1 points tohn_jitor

    Or... a Brother.

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  • 1 points stinky_lemonade

    this had me rolling 🤣 the way kid is struggling to understand

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  • 1 points Uldronex

    Lmao, the kid's face is pure confusion—love it!

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  • 1 points ldarkfire

    Not stupid, shes learning

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  • 1 points VealOfFortune

    That dude has some serious health problems, no? His fingers look like they're about to burst 😳

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  • 1 points WorstCSPlayer

    At first I thought she was trying to play Rock paper scissors and trying to use scissors to cut paper......

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    [deleted]

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    2 points Guitarbox

    One time, I went to the store, I bought an avocado, then I cut it open, I put the pit away, then I carved it out with a spoon, then I mixed it with some lemon juice and black pepper, I mashed it together in a bowl, then I put it on bread, and then I ate it.

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