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my guess is one of the various flash game websites, this image feels like 2012 to me (the PC, the 4:3 aspect ratio monitor, the two printers, and the desk speakers all make me think early win7 or late vista, the proportions of the nested UI's scream Kongregate/Miniclip/ anything from the 2000s ish internet where all you needed was a sense of colour coordination and a metal sheen effect on all your UI elements to be ahead of the pack.
this is a kid using the computer, He's fully locked in because he's only allowed on the computer for like an hour a day.
I’m gonna be honest. As already an adult, i do that too. Though very, very rarely for no reason. I just feel like doing something weird. Usually ends with me tumbling backwards
Right… so you’re saying doing it to be weird is the reason. In that case what is an example of doing it “for no reason” then? The only way I can think of is if it’s with no intention at all, like you sleepwalk into it.
I’m not saying “this was said”. I’m saying the meaning of one is being lumped into the other. Also fair enough. Let’s replace “you’re confusing” with “people confuse” so we can make the sentence more accurate.
I’m sorry. After reading your comments, maybe i should have written “for no good reason” to avoid any confusion. Since i usually consider ‘Being Weird’ not a reason, as it’s not a good reason nor a bad one. It’s just……naturally happens
Usually when I do something like this it's because I'm getting up a bunch. Not gonna commit to the whole sit if I gotta jump up again, and so a half stance forms.
I notice that with a ton of posts in recent years. Posted to some completely unrelated sub, with the stupid /r/therewasanattempt titles (which make sense there but are complete nonsense in any other sub lol)
I dislike it when subs use titles as extensions to the sub's name. Funny idea, but completely falls apart if you see the posts anywhere outside the sub and you just have a bunch of cut off sentences on your feed.
It's how those kids back packs carries children maybe he was one of those babies. Who likes a good groin strap to feel like he is safe with mom while he is killing the zombies
A poorly designed chair. The gap between the seat and the backrest is too large. He couldn't get back support without slipping into the gap. And the seat was too high for him.
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The kid is loocking in. He has no time for comfort.
I'm trying to see wtf is going on his screen but it's just black and white shapes. Not enough pixels lol
Seems like hes typing an assignment
my guess is one of the various flash game websites, this image feels like 2012 to me (the PC, the 4:3 aspect ratio monitor, the two printers, and the desk speakers all make me think early win7 or late vista, the proportions of the nested UI's scream Kongregate/Miniclip/ anything from the 2000s ish internet where all you needed was a sense of colour coordination and a metal sheen effect on all your UI elements to be ahead of the pack.
this is a kid using the computer, He's fully locked in because he's only allowed on the computer for like an hour a day.
thats my guess anyway
I’m gonna be honest. As already an adult, i do that too. Though very, very rarely for no reason. I just feel like doing something weird. Usually ends with me tumbling backwards
Isn't doing it just for the sake of doing something weird kind of the same as doing it for no reason?
I believe they were saying they say it for no reason but they forgot a comma
The reason would be to do something weird.
So how would you it for no reason then? You just find yourself doing it and wonder how you got there?
its more like an itch you need/want to scratch. Something itches you scratch. You get an impulse to do something weird, you fulfill that impulse.
Right… so you’re saying doing it to be weird is the reason. In that case what is an example of doing it “for no reason” then? The only way I can think of is if it’s with no intention at all, like you sleepwalk into it.
You’re confusing the phrase “no reason” with “no GOOD reason”. Is there a reason, yes. It’s it a “good” reason, no.
A truly “no reason” moment is doing something without realizing. Like staring in space. It’s mostly an unconscious decision.
https://preview.redd.it/rhd5yudf0h6g1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22f9189399dd5cb3734d94b7461a44260fcca8e1
“No Reason!”
The person said "no reason" not "no good reason" so that's what I'm going by. Not confusing the two at all.
I’m not saying “this was said”. I’m saying the meaning of one is being lumped into the other. Also fair enough. Let’s replace “you’re confusing” with “people confuse” so we can make the sentence more accurate.
Hey fair enough
No because doing something weird on purpose makes you feel alive.
I’m sorry. After reading your comments, maybe i should have written “for no good reason” to avoid any confusion. Since i usually consider ‘Being Weird’ not a reason, as it’s not a good reason nor a bad one. It’s just……naturally happens
Yeah, we all have those random "why am I doing this" moments where our brain just decides to revert to toddler mode for a sec.
Usually when I do something like this it's because I'm getting up a bunch. Not gonna commit to the whole sit if I gotta jump up again, and so a half stance forms.
Ballsy move
I might be wrong, but the title is structured like it's a repost from r/therewasanattempt
I notice that with a ton of posts in recent years. Posted to some completely unrelated sub, with the stupid /r/therewasanattempt titles (which make sense there but are complete nonsense in any other sub lol)
I dislike it when subs use titles as extensions to the sub's name. Funny idea, but completely falls apart if you see the posts anywhere outside the sub and you just have a bunch of cut off sentences on your feed.
I mean... OP didn't have to use the old title
I know, people who repost memes aren't exactly known to put in a lot of effort into their posts, but come on
It probably is; this sub doesn't allow cross-posting, so sometimes people just copy/paste the og title and make new posts here.
damnit! I was gonna say that!
He's training to be Wedgie-Proof
Ah back before the balls dropped
More like they dropped but are now pushed back up inside.
https://preview.redd.it/i8hp2odn9d6g1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548813fdce416c87ad9971acbf5eec711ae9eaa7
He’s training for the boss fight
How does he plan to get out of there is my question
He’s a kid, not a 70 year old with joint pain. He can get out of that chair any way he damn well pleases.
Plan?
stand on one leg and bring the other over
That's not necessarily stupidity; it's probably just ADHD.
Source: I have ADHD.
That was my first though as well 😅
That'd actually quite the sweet setup he's got. Been going a little hard on the candy tho 😂
Bro is locked in. Let him cook.
It's how those kids back packs carries children maybe he was one of those babies. Who likes a good groin strap to feel like he is safe with mom while he is killing the zombies
nah he just locked in
"And that's how I broke my femurs"
Let that man cook
I'm guessing he's like Peter Griffin in that one Family Guy cutaway where he forgot how to sit down.
Runescape
https://i.redd.it/f4zs85zwfd6g1.gif
How is that even comfortable? Especially them balls
...if he likes it?
Chair: am I joke to you?
Hi chair, yes
How do you know name?
I do and that's all you need to know
Is he reading Homestuck?
As a once stupid kid, I used to do this a lot. Strangely comfortable.
A poorly designed chair. The gap between the seat and the backrest is too large. He couldn't get back support without slipping into the gap. And the seat was too high for him.
Maybe he needs to take a piss but doesn't want to stop playing so instead he's sealing off that path for urine.
It's an acquired skill, really.
He’s not wrong, though.
someone get this kid an adjustable standing desk
Just don’t try to lift those legs.
Use the chair as a chair! Kid: Don’t tell me what to dooo!
I get a funny tingle feeling when I climb the rope in gym class
He’s locked in
old meta resurfaced
it's a pretty nice thing to do actually, try it yourself
Isn’t that the Kid with the thumbs up on the old computer meme?
They need to get him one of those rolling chairs that dont have a back
Its a power stance
https://preview.redd.it/0nt0d8ps3f6g1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e386f7b25004c9cd13c50d1265dd8a91ae0a5767
How to chair a use.
I do shit like this when nobody's around, dont blame him.
Op talking about the chair like they aren't rocking the lawn chairs from five below still, shuddup you bot, a down vote isn't good enough for you.
Looks quite painful.,
I'm 21 and I have done this same thing
It hurts to watch.😵💫
Some1 get the kid a standing desk
Don't know i feel like he just sit on it like he stands in the chair
They have stand-up chairs, you know! Could’ve just bought one of those instead…
Looks like it might be a little uncomfortable on the family jewels.
Bro stood up to focus.
Isn't that one way to use these chairs?