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My younger brother thought that "prisoner" and "prostitute" meant the same thing when he was around 9. He would play freeze tag and tell his friends that they were his prostitutes.
Kids mixing up words is hilarious. I remember calling my teacher "mom" once and wanted to disappear into the floor. Your brother's version is way worse though lmao
Know teachers are so used to this happening. Same reason I’m “nanny” more than mommy. He spends so much time with nanny it rolls off the tongue. (Wish I didn’t need to work so much but here we are, at least I’m not Ms. XYZ?! lol)
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it snowed the night before school and they made everyone pile into the gym. Whole bunch of kids bringing in snowballs and ice, and on a waxed gym floor? disaster waiting to happen. I decided to throw some of it out and the teacher at the door decided to yell at me ‘If you’d hit me i would have prosecuted you!’ went home and told my mom she threatened to ‘Prostitue me’ 😂😂
Growing up in the UK in the 80s and seeing news stories they didn't quite understand, my friend thought the conflict in Northern Ireland was being played out between Catholics and Prostitutes. They thought it made sense - the Church being not keen on sexual freedom.
That reminds me, when I was a kid (maybe 9 or so), I drew a picture with colored pencils of a stained glass pattern. My dad asked me what the picture was called and I replied “I call it….crystal meth”
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My younger brother thought that "prisoner" and "prostitute" meant the same thing when he was around 9. He would play freeze tag and tell his friends that they were his prostitutes.
Then you realized he didn’t mix em up and is earning 6 figures as a pimp?
It's a real shame he got fired from his position as a CO. Now how am I supposed to get my ramen?
By being a substitute prisoner?
I thought "prostitute" was just an old-timey word for "female pirate," and was just being used in modern times as a word for "girl badguy."
Which led to us playing games of "Cops Vs. Robbers & Prostitutes. "
Sounds like the Mox from Cyberpunk. I love it!
Kids mixing up words is hilarious. I remember calling my teacher "mom" once and wanted to disappear into the floor. Your brother's version is way worse though lmao
Know teachers are so used to this happening. Same reason I’m “nanny” more than mommy. He spends so much time with nanny it rolls off the tongue. (Wish I didn’t need to work so much but here we are, at least I’m not Ms. XYZ?! lol)
One of my sons used to use the wrong word with funny results, too. Better write them down now or you’ll forget. Here are a few I do remember:
Sharks are fearsome creditors
The octopus has eight testicles, and it has suction cups on its testicles
My favorite actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Cologne
I mean he's not wrong about the sharks one; Loan sharks can be pretty fearsome creditors.
r/thingsmykidsaid
Mad that he can pronounc Schwarzenegger and not Stallone lmao
I made the same mistake with the word Protestant and told my parents that day at school I was learning about Catholics and Prostitutes.
Prostitution is both a part of the bible, as well as catholic history, so that's not entirely unreasonable.
Jesus loved prostitutes; In a holy way and a holey way.
My birthday was coming up last week
My daughter asked my wife if “we could invite dads girlfriend, the one who sells him drugs. I think she’s a farmer”
It’s the pharmacist at work who used to be my neighbor and happens to be a female friend
Took a lot of explaining on that one
I came home from school in the second grade and announced that we had a stupid teacher.
Student teacher. Our class got a student teacher.
That's what happens when they cut teacher salaries.
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Maybe he was right.
Hello students.
Todays sex education will be a practical lesson.
I've seen this one.
it snowed the night before school and they made everyone pile into the gym. Whole bunch of kids bringing in snowballs and ice, and on a waxed gym floor? disaster waiting to happen. I decided to throw some of it out and the teacher at the door decided to yell at me ‘If you’d hit me i would have prosecuted you!’ went home and told my mom she threatened to ‘Prostitue me’ 😂😂
Those that can’t do, teach.
or maybe a substitute prostitute
Jealous.
Are you sure?
well teachers don't get paid well enough so /s
Why can't it be both? She has to do something on the days she doesn't get called in!
During Religious Studies I frequently mixed up protestant and prostitute, and little 8 year old me never knew why my teachers found that so funny!
Growing up in the UK in the 80s and seeing news stories they didn't quite understand, my friend thought the conflict in Northern Ireland was being played out between Catholics and Prostitutes. They thought it made sense - the Church being not keen on sexual freedom.
When I was about that age, I went around singing a spoof of the 80s Barbie jingle.
"We girls, will do anything, for money... Prostitute Barbie"
I had no idea what it meant, just that people thought it was funny even when they said it wasn't funny.
That reminds me, when I was a kid (maybe 9 or so), I drew a picture with colored pencils of a stained glass pattern. My dad asked me what the picture was called and I replied “I call it….crystal meth”
Why did homie know that one?
IN KINDERGARTEN