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I kid you not I called an ambulance the other day for a guy convulsing in the streets in central downtown Houston, totally unresponsive to words and trembling, barfing... until the sirens started nearing and he completely snapped out of it, grabbed all his strewn about belongings, and hobbled away. He was not going to jail.
I'd imagine that narcan was also a factor. I've seen way too many of these fent addicts get so pissed when they're obviously going to die, but narcan pulls them out of it, and they're no longer high.
It’s not just being upset that they lost the high, reversing an overdose is like a gigantic punch to a person’s brain coupled with a train load of withdrawal symptoms flooding your nervous system in one single instance. The parts of your brain that process emotion, fear, logic (etc) freak the fuck out for quite a while after.
What you’ve seen is what happens when a nervous system brought to its knees and stabbed with a thousand knives. Still better than dying though..
Thank you for explaining this. I was always told to keep a safe distance after administering it because of the potential for an aggressive overreaction to losing their high. This makes sooooo much more sense.
Paramedic here, a hypoxic (low oxygen) brain is an angry brain. We reoxygenate before administering narcan and rarely if ever are people coming up angry. The laypeople who administer it on the street (shoutout to you do-gooders, we appreciate it) don't have this ability, and you'll have someone come up running on instinct only mode with no idea what's happening.
I'm ready for a TIL. Since they go hand in hand in this situation and symptoms can present similarly, whats the reasoning behind it being a greater factor?
But if they don't go to the hospital and the narcan wears of and they still have enough in their system to overdose they will just lapse right back into the OD. Hospitals don't send you to jail for drug use. They can't unless you've specifically committed a crime. HIPPA protects people in these instances specifically so they don't feel they need to run away or be arrested.
That very much depends on area. There are unfortunately plenty of nurses, doctors, and EMTs or Paramedics who take great joy in fucking over a junkie. They despise them for (in their opinion) wasting time, resources, and their health.
They don’t let HIPPA get in the way, especially since it’s mostly toothless on an individual level. You can’t sue a doctor or nurse for violating HIPPA and no one is going to take the word of an addict over cops and HCPs anyway.
I OD’d several times and ended up in cuffs every single time. Same thing happened to every friend. Straight from the discharge to the back of a cop car. I always got released without charges eventually because we looked out for each other and cleaned pockets on ODs before ambulance got there but it doesn’t stop them from trying to teach a lesson.
yeah that part is very subjective, people in this situation don’t have a lot of hope and often don’t have much to live for at that point (if you ask them)
This is the first description that actually makes sense before it would just be vague, and I felt that that vagueness increasedReactionary, rhetoric.
That just serves to do judgment rather than understand or solve anything.So thank you
Yep. It works by literally ripping the drug away from the receptors in your brain, which means it’s a full blown withdrawal until your next shot.
I’ve never been hit with narcan (7 years off dope and counting) but I’ve seen it a few times and it is still crazy to me how in the moment, people would rather OD and die than be forced into their withdrawal.
This may have been the case when narcan first came out but I haven't seen anyone I know physically push narcan fast anymore.
The key is to push it slowly, you don't want to throw patients into a highly irritable state or make them suffer unnecessarily, you just want to restore breathing.
but I haven't seen anyone I know physically push narcan fast anymore.
People still do it to "punish druggies"
Not even considering the fact that: that's rude as fuck, that puts them at risk of getting hurt, AND now you have someone profusely vomiting which could get all over you.
Glad my state has it so if someone is needing medical assistance due to drugs they won't arrest them .. because too many people were avoiding that and people were dying.. but yeah hear them sirens you be moving
Or they didn't want to pay the ambulance fee. I knew an epileptic guy who had crazy medical debt because he'd have a seizure and people would call the ambulance when he would have recovered on his own.
When my step brother was like 4 or 5 he was eating a bowl of cereal and we told him that they passed a law making it illegal to eat cereal under 8 years old.
My older brother snuck out the back and banged on the front door yelling "CEREAL POLICE OPEN UP"
When I was little, we had a big snowstorm. There was a big pile on the telephone pole, where the fire alarm was. My brother told me it was a music box. I was probably about five and he was around eight years old. So I climbed up on that snowbank And I pulled the alarm. I stood there waiting for the music to start. It just so happened that the fire station was literally around the corner. Suddenly, I heard the alarms and saw the fire engine and I put two and two together and knew what I had done. So I started to run up the hill. It’s just so happened that we lived on the top of two successive huge hills. The truck stops and the guy sees me and he starts to walk after me. I’m running my tiny little ass off and he’s just walking and I kept turning around and he was there.
I finally get to my house at the very top of the second hill. I run in the door and I go under the bed and I hide. I hear the knock at the door. My mother calls me downstairs. I’m told if I ever do it again I’m going to go to jail. Of course I’m terrified. I have no idea where my brothers were but I’m sure they were somewhere laughing their asses off. They were always getting me in trouble.
Similar story. My little cousin would always run around the house in his whitey tightys and me and his brother would always tell him to put on pants and a shirt. So we told him if he doesn’t put on pants the “wee wee dogs” were going to come get him. I would tell him this and his brother would be on the other side of the door barking and scratching at the door. I’ve never seen a kid get dressed so quickly in my life.
So for real. Were they just hoping for sirens, since that is constantly happening in the US anyway? Or did they play them themselves, like through a Bluetooth speaker?
Every local PD should have an option on their IVR that says “press 4 if you are trying to scare your children and you need an officer to activate his sirens in your neighborhood”
I can’t figure out how old this kid is. She is old enough to do the middle finger and know what the police are, but she speaks like a 2 year old at best.
Reminded me of a time there was a fight at a Waffle House in southern MS at 10 am on a Wednesday. All the folks inside were yelling “Call the Law!” with that same heavy draw. Became a regular meme among my friends lol
You missed out, I have a cousin that's her age and just as devious and it's fun watch their expressions because of how much it betrays their thought process
Actually, plenty of people get genuinely scared in those programs.
The issue is that fear is /bad/. Literally, PTSD, stress disorders, anxiety, it's all about fear. Making someone afraid doesn't make them better, it makes them isolate, it makes them distrust, it makes them antisocial.
People pull this shit on their 4 year olds then turn around and go "ugh why is she so sensitive, why's she so scared of making a mistake or upsetting anyone"
And it's like, oh, I don't know, maybe because when she was 4, and would believe anything you say because that's how children are programmed, you made her think she was going to be forcibly removed from her family and locked in prison for 7 days for checks notes raising a finger in a way that upset your feelings.
I actually really don't think it's funny to teach kids swear words or the finger and I feel like I'm the minority in that amongst many of my peers. They don't know any better and they get excited that they're getting "positive" reactions from older people. It bothers me when I see parents or their friends pushing that behavior, and I say this as a person who swears like a sailor.
It's just trashy. Some of my kids' friends' parents just do/say whatever in front of the kids and I hate it. I don't think it's puritanical to teach kids a baseline level of decency/respect. Middle school ruins them all, no need to get out ahead of it
On the other hand (or finger in this case) no one told me about the middle finger. I’m not sure what age I was (6 or 7ish is my best guess), but I remember being confused at being told not to point with my middle finger.
I believe my logic was it was the longest one so clearly that is the one you should point with to ensure full pointing accuracy.
You know what I would have rather this than my grandfather ACTUALLY calling the cops on me, they entered the house, my bedroom as a teen girl, and took me downstairs because I wouldnt do the dishes.
Mhm two very large men entered my bedroom, took me down and made me promise that I would obey him.
Of course I was sobbing and clinging to him, apologizing.
No, but yes? I live in one of those big little cities. Big city epicenter but the rest of the city just sprawls out into a bunch of different neighborhoods. Each one has their own "ecosystem" so to speak. So where we lived im pretty sure it was like... township police or something
The police were such a terrifying concept to me as a kid. I remember writing a cheque out of my mums chequebook made out to "Poo who to you too" and then hiding because I thought the police were going to arrest me.
My little nephew was a very beligerent 5yr old. We had gone on a family vacation and were trying to make our way through a very crowded airport. He had previously found it "funny" to run off to a local stairwell or elevator and try to run away from us all. I have a young child as well who had been educated to never behave this way so the behavior to me was ridiculous.
I somehow ended up holding his hand between connecting flights and when he tried to pull away and make another run for it, I forcefully said "if you let go of my hand in a place like this the police will come after you."
No more than 30 seconds passed and that little twirp wriggled free from my hand and started to make a break for it....perfectly timed was a siren that went off across the whole airport... I have no idea what it was for but was super loud and scared the shit out of all of us. ... That boy came back screaming and crying about how he didnt want to be "taken away." And it was the highlight of the entire vacation for me.
I have a 21 year old neighbor like this. He acts thug and celebrated his 2nd drug charge with a party across the hall.... Cop in the parking lot and he's crying, calling his mom. Bruh, they aren't here for you....
Although this video is really funny I think it's not good at all to make children afraid of the police. It's really important that children know they can go to the police when there is danger. This makes them scared and this may lead to dangerous situations.
Using lies and scare tactics is also a way that makes children less trustworthy of you and will probably make children believe lying is ok.
This is funny. HOWEVER, I know a lot of cops and they hate people doing crap like this to their kids. First, it's not a cop's job to discipline kids. Second they despise kids being conditioned to be scared of them. Please don't do this to your children. Just discipline them yourself. You're their ultimate authority anyway.
Lmaooooo this is adorable. Reminds me of how I called the cops when I was at my grandpa’s like 25 years ago once.
I hung up as soon as they picked up, and ran away giggling. 10 minutes later my old ass grandpa yells and tells me someone wants to talk to me on the phone. I was confused and had already forgotten about the whole thing, but I picked up the phone and got a sound lecturing from the cops.
They said next time someone would come down to pick me up lol. I was shitting bricks while apologizing. Funniest part was my grandpa was pure Latino, AKA his English was very poor and he had no idea what I did at all. I would have been in SO much trouble.
I hate parents that don’t parent and look to have others do it for them. I wonder where this kid sees someone doing this? Maybe talk to her and teach her why it’s not appropriate.
I normally think things like this are cruel but this is perfect. My boy does the middle finger all the time and I just showed him this video. Hopefully he believes this and stops
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Everybody's a gangster until the siren goes off.
I kid you not I called an ambulance the other day for a guy convulsing in the streets in central downtown Houston, totally unresponsive to words and trembling, barfing... until the sirens started nearing and he completely snapped out of it, grabbed all his strewn about belongings, and hobbled away. He was not going to jail.
I'd imagine that narcan was also a factor. I've seen way too many of these fent addicts get so pissed when they're obviously going to die, but narcan pulls them out of it, and they're no longer high.
It’s not just being upset that they lost the high, reversing an overdose is like a gigantic punch to a person’s brain coupled with a train load of withdrawal symptoms flooding your nervous system in one single instance. The parts of your brain that process emotion, fear, logic (etc) freak the fuck out for quite a while after.
What you’ve seen is what happens when a nervous system brought to its knees and stabbed with a thousand knives. Still better than dying though..
Thank you for explaining this. I was always told to keep a safe distance after administering it because of the potential for an aggressive overreaction to losing their high. This makes sooooo much more sense.
Edit: fixed a typo
Paramedic here, a hypoxic (low oxygen) brain is an angry brain. We reoxygenate before administering narcan and rarely if ever are people coming up angry. The laypeople who administer it on the street (shoutout to you do-gooders, we appreciate it) don't have this ability, and you'll have someone come up running on instinct only mode with no idea what's happening.
Just another vein of reasoning behind the topic.
Hypercapnia causes the irritability moreso than the hypoxia.
I'm ready for a TIL. Since they go hand in hand in this situation and symptoms can present similarly, whats the reasoning behind it being a greater factor?
It’s withdrawal but one hundred times more intense.
Yes, people do act violently but it isn’t anger to losing their high and isn’t controllable.
But if they don't go to the hospital and the narcan wears of and they still have enough in their system to overdose they will just lapse right back into the OD. Hospitals don't send you to jail for drug use. They can't unless you've specifically committed a crime. HIPPA protects people in these instances specifically so they don't feel they need to run away or be arrested.
That very much depends on area. There are unfortunately plenty of nurses, doctors, and EMTs or Paramedics who take great joy in fucking over a junkie. They despise them for (in their opinion) wasting time, resources, and their health.
They don’t let HIPPA get in the way, especially since it’s mostly toothless on an individual level. You can’t sue a doctor or nurse for violating HIPPA and no one is going to take the word of an addict over cops and HCPs anyway.
I OD’d several times and ended up in cuffs every single time. Same thing happened to every friend. Straight from the discharge to the back of a cop car. I always got released without charges eventually because we looked out for each other and cleaned pockets on ODs before ambulance got there but it doesn’t stop them from trying to teach a lesson.
Twelve years clean.
Honestly, the way you put it makes me second guess your last point.
yeah that part is very subjective, people in this situation don’t have a lot of hope and often don’t have much to live for at that point (if you ask them)
I was told once the narcan wears off the drug takes effect again and that's why a lot of people die after trying to combat the narcan with more drugs
Yea. Remember Pulp Fiction? That was the old school way to revive you.
This is the first description that actually makes sense before it would just be vague, and I felt that that vagueness increasedReactionary, rhetoric. That just serves to do judgment rather than understand or solve anything.So thank you
They're not just no longer high, they're immediately in full I want to fucking die withdraw.
Yep. It works by literally ripping the drug away from the receptors in your brain, which means it’s a full blown withdrawal until your next shot.
I’ve never been hit with narcan (7 years off dope and counting) but I’ve seen it a few times and it is still crazy to me how in the moment, people would rather OD and die than be forced into their withdrawal.
Do drugs long enough and get yourself low enough and you end up with a very 'devil may care' attitude toward death.
This may have been the case when narcan first came out but I haven't seen anyone I know physically push narcan fast anymore.
The key is to push it slowly, you don't want to throw patients into a highly irritable state or make them suffer unnecessarily, you just want to restore breathing.
Are you taking IV? Because all I deal with is nasal spray, and that’s going in at one speed.
People still do it to "punish druggies"
Not even considering the fact that: that's rude as fuck, that puts them at risk of getting hurt, AND now you have someone profusely vomiting which could get all over you.
to be fair narcan is incredibly painful, like up there with one of the worst pains a human can go through. Irritability is expected in that scenario.
Glad my state has it so if someone is needing medical assistance due to drugs they won't arrest them .. because too many people were avoiding that and people were dying.. but yeah hear them sirens you be moving
Or they didn't want to pay the ambulance fee. I knew an epileptic guy who had crazy medical debt because he'd have a seizure and people would call the ambulance when he would have recovered on his own.
Non Americans will read this comment and be shocked how fucked American healthcare is
Yeah, ambulance fees are insane. Fuck that. I’m not bleeding, I’m not puking, I’ll get myself there. Thanks.
Fr those ambulance rides are THOUSANDS of dollars if you don't have insurance that covers it.
Word
woop! woop!
(Thats the sound of the police)
Came here for this 👍🏾
Though I tend to mix the KRS original with the State Property version in my head so it's one big remixed chorus lol
PoPo
Ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks
Later on the local news:
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Need the Obama door kick meme lol
National news
When my step brother was like 4 or 5 he was eating a bowl of cereal and we told him that they passed a law making it illegal to eat cereal under 8 years old.
My older brother snuck out the back and banged on the front door yelling "CEREAL POLICE OPEN UP"
and he freaked out and hid in the closet
When I was little, we had a big snowstorm. There was a big pile on the telephone pole, where the fire alarm was. My brother told me it was a music box. I was probably about five and he was around eight years old. So I climbed up on that snowbank And I pulled the alarm. I stood there waiting for the music to start. It just so happened that the fire station was literally around the corner. Suddenly, I heard the alarms and saw the fire engine and I put two and two together and knew what I had done. So I started to run up the hill. It’s just so happened that we lived on the top of two successive huge hills. The truck stops and the guy sees me and he starts to walk after me. I’m running my tiny little ass off and he’s just walking and I kept turning around and he was there.
I finally get to my house at the very top of the second hill. I run in the door and I go under the bed and I hide. I hear the knock at the door. My mother calls me downstairs. I’m told if I ever do it again I’m going to go to jail. Of course I’m terrified. I have no idea where my brothers were but I’m sure they were somewhere laughing their asses off. They were always getting me in trouble.
Similar story. My little cousin would always run around the house in his whitey tightys and me and his brother would always tell him to put on pants and a shirt. So we told him if he doesn’t put on pants the “wee wee dogs” were going to come get him. I would tell him this and his brother would be on the other side of the door barking and scratching at the door. I’ve never seen a kid get dressed so quickly in my life.
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Okay, this one got me lol
Lmfao!!!!
I'm generally not a fan of terrorizing kids but that's hilarious.
That's why there's cereal killers. 8 year old below tends to kill cereals.
The universe aligned for that moment which will be burned into that little brain.
So for real. Were they just hoping for sirens, since that is constantly happening in the US anyway? Or did they play them themselves, like through a Bluetooth speaker?
Every local PD should have an option on their IVR that says “press 4 if you are trying to scare your children and you need an officer to activate his sirens in your neighborhood”
So basically we would have sirens going off all over the country 24/7?
Isn’t that already the case?
I figured they had a friend/neighbor police officer who was in on the joke.
She's over here 😭😭😭😭
Why are aunties like this? 😭
Nah, but you need that outside force sometimes to make it real.
Aunties teach best life lessons 😂😂
Aunties are like this because kids are like that :D
More fun to parent when you don't have to live with the fallout afterwards
I mean, it seems like she was sick of her sister too. Called out the nieces mum as well.
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Me when i sub my toe as fully grown man
That's better than being a fully grown child.
Hey, that's me!
i preffer to Dom my toe.
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The "shit just got real" look is priceless
She’ll do it in 20 minutes. You’ve clearly never been around undisciplined kids.
Or trust her mother not to snitch her out.
Her mom didn't snitch. Her mom is the one recording and flipping off auntie with her
I can’t figure out how old this kid is. She is old enough to do the middle finger and know what the police are, but she speaks like a 2 year old at best.
seems like average 3 year old. When i worked at a kindergarten there was a 3yo child who would constantly give me the middle finger
Yeah, kids only know that it gets them attention and that they can control that attention.
lol what?
im gonna guess they dont natively speak english and ended up with a mix of facial expression and "look on her face"
This will never NOT be funny.
Its the " she's over here" for me.
I love how her reaction is to bolt, like she weighed the options and decided a life on the lam was better than one in the slammer
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Come and get me coppers, I ain't leavin this world alone!
She may not be the brightest but she's got good instincts
Yep didn't stop... No "haha, I'm joking it's not for you." Straight up, doubled down.
One of my best friends has a country drawl and I. LOVE. IT. I feel bad because he must get annoyed whenever I recreate a scene and talk all slow.
totally real human that commented this, very relevant comment
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I don’t get this? I’m not a bot - is that what you were insinuating?
Reminded me of a time there was a fight at a Waffle House in southern MS at 10 am on a Wednesday. All the folks inside were yelling “Call the Law!” with that same heavy draw. Became a regular meme among my friends lol
Diabolical work
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I never wait until the end - i Just skip
You missed out, I have a cousin that's her age and just as devious and it's fun watch their expressions because of how much it betrays their thought process
That's... illegal.
I've called the police on you. If you hear the sirens, that's them coming for you. Any second now...
This is the way.
Short attention span?
No, im that old i dont have much time anymore to watch Shit i forget 3 hours later
tick tock generation
If you ever wondered if "Scared straight" would be less funny if you replaced 14 year olds with 4 year olds, the answer is no.
if you scare them straight, like in this video, it is definitely more funny
that show actually did incredibly terrible things to those poor kids that i don’t find funny at all /:
Ok but at least they're not gay anymore ~! /s
Whoops
Actually, plenty of people get genuinely scared in those programs.
The issue is that fear is /bad/. Literally, PTSD, stress disorders, anxiety, it's all about fear. Making someone afraid doesn't make them better, it makes them isolate, it makes them distrust, it makes them antisocial.
People pull this shit on their 4 year olds then turn around and go "ugh why is she so sensitive, why's she so scared of making a mistake or upsetting anyone"
And it's like, oh, I don't know, maybe because when she was 4, and would believe anything you say because that's how children are programmed, you made her think she was going to be forcibly removed from her family and locked in prison for 7 days for checks notes raising a finger in a way that upset your feelings.
Thank you for making my scroll through the comments slightly less depressing.
Look closely. The first frames of the video: The camera girl is giving the finger.
Now you know where the girl got it.
I'm sure that's why the Auntie said "The cops are coming to get you AND your momma." Learned behavior.
Haha glad auntie is setting the girl straight.
That's why the lady calling said "they're coming to get you........and your mama."
“Look closely” mfer her entire fuckin hand is in the middle of the frame i dont think we gotta look that close.
I actually really don't think it's funny to teach kids swear words or the finger and I feel like I'm the minority in that amongst many of my peers. They don't know any better and they get excited that they're getting "positive" reactions from older people. It bothers me when I see parents or their friends pushing that behavior, and I say this as a person who swears like a sailor.
It's just trashy. Some of my kids' friends' parents just do/say whatever in front of the kids and I hate it. I don't think it's puritanical to teach kids a baseline level of decency/respect. Middle school ruins them all, no need to get out ahead of it
On the other hand (or finger in this case) no one told me about the middle finger. I’m not sure what age I was (6 or 7ish is my best guess), but I remember being confused at being told not to point with my middle finger.
I believe my logic was it was the longest one so clearly that is the one you should point with to ensure full pointing accuracy.
The 'shes over here' absolutely put her in a panic
Straight to prison
I knew the southern accent was there before I unmuted
You know what I would have rather this than my grandfather ACTUALLY calling the cops on me, they entered the house, my bedroom as a teen girl, and took me downstairs because I wouldnt do the dishes. Mhm two very large men entered my bedroom, took me down and made me promise that I would obey him. Of course I was sobbing and clinging to him, apologizing.
There's a difference.
Sorry what the fuck
What decade are we talking?
Im assuming 80s or 90s in a smaller town.
Don’t think you’re wrong, but a small town today would work, too.
Would be even more relevant today, I imagine.
No, but yes? I live in one of those big little cities. Big city epicenter but the rest of the city just sprawls out into a bunch of different neighborhoods. Each one has their own "ecosystem" so to speak. So where we lived im pretty sure it was like... township police or something
Thats interesting! Now im extra curious! Seems like an interesting place to live to say the least!
Unrelated... I knew i knew your username!!! I absolutely love your cakes!!!
OMG THANK YOU!!!! That's so kind!!! Hahaha im about to post one today actually haha
I just saw it! Its amazing!!!
2000's. I was born in 90 so it was probably... idk 2002? I think i was around 12/13
Well… I mean… you shoulda done the dishes! I bet he never even had to tell you to do it again, you just did it!
/s Because I know some will take this serious lol. Sadly there are people who actually think this way so I felt the need to point out my sarcasm
Sorry about that OP I bet that’s a core memory you have of your grandfather, which is sad.
I don't even know what to say.
That's a fun Aunt.
The police were such a terrifying concept to me as a kid. I remember writing a cheque out of my mums chequebook made out to "Poo who to you too" and then hiding because I thought the police were going to arrest me.
Did she actually call someone to turn on the siren? Or just get lucky? What was the plan otherwise?
She called her friend who's a cop. That's how it works in small towns.
My little nephew was a very beligerent 5yr old. We had gone on a family vacation and were trying to make our way through a very crowded airport. He had previously found it "funny" to run off to a local stairwell or elevator and try to run away from us all. I have a young child as well who had been educated to never behave this way so the behavior to me was ridiculous.
I somehow ended up holding his hand between connecting flights and when he tried to pull away and make another run for it, I forcefully said "if you let go of my hand in a place like this the police will come after you."
No more than 30 seconds passed and that little twirp wriggled free from my hand and started to make a break for it....perfectly timed was a siren that went off across the whole airport... I have no idea what it was for but was super loud and scared the shit out of all of us. ... That boy came back screaming and crying about how he didnt want to be "taken away." And it was the highlight of the entire vacation for me.
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Funny how you remember things, 50 now, and all I could think was, ‘my dad would have broken my finger for having that kind of nerve at that age’
That's not a cop siren, that's a waaambulance
She's ova here!
I have a 21 year old neighbor like this. He acts thug and celebrated his 2nd drug charge with a party across the hall.... Cop in the parking lot and he's crying, calling his mom. Bruh, they aren't here for you....
Got 'm!
She’s a runner!!!
She's copying the camera person. Seems like maybe you all should address the source of the problem.
Teaching them fear of police way easier than parenting some manners in they ass
She’s over here has me cackling
I love it, she's gonna be afraid of the cops, as she should be
"Shes over here shes over here!!!" Diabolical 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice to see her cry after being disrespectful.
"Not so tough now are ya?"
Although this video is really funny I think it's not good at all to make children afraid of the police. It's really important that children know they can go to the police when there is danger. This makes them scared and this may lead to dangerous situations.
Using lies and scare tactics is also a way that makes children less trustworthy of you and will probably make children believe lying is ok.
Sooooo is her good friend a cop and was in the area to turn his sirens on?
Absconding perp
Was that just coincidence, or did she arrange it?
“I can’t go back to jail!!”
"We got a runner"
Teaching kids to fear the cops early… honestly, not a terrible life lesson
“Oh, noes!!! CONSEQUENCES!?!?!?!”
The “she’s over here, she’s over here” had me laughing so hard. That’s right little girl go sit in your shit
And then they shot that kid 16 times
This is pure gold!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is funny. HOWEVER, I know a lot of cops and they hate people doing crap like this to their kids. First, it's not a cop's job to discipline kids. Second they despise kids being conditioned to be scared of them. Please don't do this to your children. Just discipline them yourself. You're their ultimate authority anyway.
iam sure that some guy just had speakers and played a siren sound in the background
That’s some damn fine parenting! Instilling a healthy fear of cops! Good work, mama!
What a snitch.
“She’s over here, she’s over here.” 😂😂
"JUSTICE!!"- shouted everyone who's had to deal with somebody else's poorly raised child.
Easier than actually parenting, so hopefully it keeps working.
I used to do this to my niece, now she is scared of caps when she just sees them. IMO not a good tactic.
She seems to be imitating the adult holding the camera and doing the middle finger
That wee peanut thought she was harrrrrd AF!!
The way I cackled when she heard them sirens!!
Best aunt of the year award goes tooooo 👌😏
That was perfect
PRICELESS!
How to use your environment in your favor
Lmaooooo this is adorable. Reminds me of how I called the cops when I was at my grandpa’s like 25 years ago once.
I hung up as soon as they picked up, and ran away giggling. 10 minutes later my old ass grandpa yells and tells me someone wants to talk to me on the phone. I was confused and had already forgotten about the whole thing, but I picked up the phone and got a sound lecturing from the cops.
They said next time someone would come down to pick me up lol. I was shitting bricks while apologizing. Funniest part was my grandpa was pure Latino, AKA his English was very poor and he had no idea what I did at all. I would have been in SO much trouble.
"she's over here!" Icing...
1982 kids here - My finger would have been broken off ! Period !
Wholesome police/carceral state moment! 🥰🥰🥰
That'll learn ya, kid! 😆
FAFO lesson learned
https://i.redd.it/l6laqakhi86g1.gif
Core memory unlocked
Got her ahh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant
beautiful timing
Little girl does that shit cuz parents do that shit.
That timing is gold, kid's got impeccable comedic instincts!
I mean the person on the phone is the one teaching her to do it.
Reality hits hard
OMG that was funny
is it bad that i started laughing the moment she started crying
"She's over here" is a great touch
That timing is gold, kid's got impeccable comedic instincts! 😂
I hate parents that don’t parent and look to have others do it for them. I wonder where this kid sees someone doing this? Maybe talk to her and teach her why it’s not appropriate.
Hilarious!
She is definitely the type of person who hits and runs🥲
FAFO
I normally think things like this are cruel but this is perfect. My boy does the middle finger all the time and I just showed him this video. Hopefully he believes this and stops
Well that was fortunate
And just like that, Evading an officer felony charge
This video disgusts me. She's such a little brat and no one is doing anything. She'll be a stuck up asshole in 10 years