He keeps calling his dad because he likes dad's ringtone.
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  • 146 points LaughingLikeKoffing

    Dad: "Hey Honey, it's daddy! 😊"

    Baby:

    https://preview.redd.it/jew6tgv1466g1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be9256350f620733244bfbfc05e0c5c3f33bb2f

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  • 115 points PeridotChampion

    Tell Dad to stop picking up. He wants to listen to the song, lmao

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    25 points TurboVafelka

    The father could have apologized for interrupting his son while he was listening to the ringtone, or at least sung it himself🙄😂

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    -35 points BayouKev

    Tell the child the phone isn’t a toy before he dials emergency 1000 times

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    27 points PeridotChampion

    He's being supervised. Calm down.

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    0 points Blazethecat00

    Do you want me to laugh for you?

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  • 36 points HighlightOwn2038

    This is pretty funny

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  • 28 points glossypulse

    God, they're so quick to reject calls when they're playing on phones

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    19 points Thatonegaloverthere

    Don't know how to use a toilet, but know how to reject a call. Lol

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    6 points nasnedigonyat

    My nephews love hanging up the phone. They're twins so when we face time I have to call back so the other one gets his turn to hang up on me haha

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    2 points Icy-Variation6614

    Hey, at least you're fair lmao

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    2 points quiet-map-drawer

    He's making the call. On Wechat you hear the person you're calling's ringtone

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    1 points Umklopp

    I'm so old, I remember when you had to pay for that

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  • 56 points msaincap

    You can see his brain rotting in real time!

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    -26 points new-wool-star-morn

    The future looks bright. 🙄

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  • 5 points Just_some_femboy

    Imagine the dad changing the ringtone

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  • 11 points Ohjustforgetit1

    Too cute !!! Just deal with it Dad . Talk to you later ! Lol

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  • 17 points new-wool-star-morn

    Not a bit too young to be on a Smart phone??

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    6 points Blazethecat00

    Ehh if it’s hes parents phone and hes just playing around with it hes fine

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  • 3 points redditboy123451

    Show him the sound settings page. Problem solved

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  • 3 points theprobeast

    Haha if my kids call me, nothing else matters more. Regardless how many times they call.

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  • 4 points Funmanhahaha

    https://preview.redd.it/w72p18z7bj6g1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7967208f969d9e3334463eda412ce99251b80346

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  • 3 points HoneyxAriana

    He’s just calling to reply his favorite song😄

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  • 2 points Gintoro

    r/stupidparents

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