He just passed out
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  • 231 points Brave_Dot1450

    Was the sock just that good..?

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    35 points crazy4hole

    Or too overwhelming and knocked him out

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    53 points Intelligent_Event278

    Tasted of cheese

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    11 points AntiqueRead

    And you know what? It most likely did.

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    7 points einval22

    Usually yes.

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    1 points Wise-Pen3711

    So that's what feet guys look like as a child...

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    2 points Training_Repeat4071

    Had to ruin it…

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    1 points Wise-Pen3711

    :3 you know I had to

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  • 164 points Awkward_Bison_267

    Imagine showing this on his wedding day.

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    8 points jdcardwell80

    You know his mom is breaking this out every time he brings a girl home to meet the family!

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    1 points Awkward_Bison_267

    Absolutely

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  • 15 points Worldly_Delay_2395

    Don't let this distract you the op still eats toe jams.

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  • 111 points jumjimbo

    Kids future is ruined. Thanks internet.

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    102 points sexual_lemonade

    "well your resume looks good, ivy League school, top of your class, year internship at a prestigious firm... Unfortunately I see here you have a viral video of you falling asleep while chewing on your sock as a child. I'm sorry but we can't accept that kind of behavior here at Walmart. Not since Jerry was fired anyways."

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    22 points erosannin66

    like 100 million white kids dont look identical to him

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    2 points Remarkable_Wheel_961

    I promise im not following you, but ive seen your name in 4 different subreddits in the last 2 days. Are we best friends?

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    2 points sexual_lemonade

    I AM EVERY WHERE AND NOWHERE.

    This seems to happen occasionally, where I drum up a lot of attention (negative and positive) in a short amount of time and my name is... Noticable. But yes, we are best friends. Lol. Where'd ya see me at?

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  • 11 points agumelen

    That’s one heck of a lockjaw.

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  • 12 points SeeSaw9999

    Looks like the kind of kid that you'd want to let sleep and enjoy those precious moments of peace 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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  • 5 points ComprehensiveFly6063

    Bro, he’s going to be so embarrassed when his girlfriend is being shown that he used to eat his own sock

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    2 points PinkLuver_771

    Or he passed out from the smell of his own feet in said sock.

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  • 5 points chubbyPandagirl

    He will hear that the rest of his life

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  • 12 points PeachSufficient3295

    Carefully get it off his mouth

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  • 4 points Jingotastic

    Dude imagine being so angry you have socks on that you pass out from the effort of trying to get it over your ankle.

    I've seen this many times as a toddler teacher and it's always the same reply:

    ...WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR SHOES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

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  • 9 points CoolCat1337One

    I can feel the neck pain

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    3 points Wise-Pen3711

    Yes but also it's a child and not a grown ass 40 yr old man

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  • 5 points Feather_Bloom

    How do kids manage to fall also so easily? My friend's cousin once feel asleep in the middle of a very bumpy golf cart ride

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  • 3 points UnhappyBrief6227

    Lmfaooo

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  • 3 points Cool-Chemical-5629

    When I was a kid, I fell asleep with my mouth wide open while eating a slice of bread.

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  • 3 points FantasticDrowse39

    I have a photo of my nephew asleep on the toilet. He was little.

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  • 3 points Sir_Earl_Jeffries

    I’d probably pass out too if I got socked in the mouth.

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  • 3 points E-B3rry

    Someone put drugs on his socks or something?

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  • 13 points Additional_Tank4385

    Man can we call take a small step back and think for a second how it must feel being recorded like this as a kid and once you grow up you realize how many strangers have made fun off you etc.

    All of this to say I’m glad my parents never recorded me that way and especially that social media didn’t exist back then. And this is on the parents of course…

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    24 points Super-Visor

    Clips like this used to be submitted to shows like America’s Funniest Home Videos, and before that as still pictures in magazines.

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    7 points Cynykl

    Not just used to be. This clip was in fact submitted to America’s Funniest Home Videos. That is the AFV logo watermarking the video. I did not know they were still around until I saw this clip.

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  • 2 points HealerOnly

    I can relate to this as i frequently fall asleep mid chewing food.

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    0 points Remarkable_Wheel_961

    I once fell asleep while eating pussy. I'd worked a long 14 hours and had a glass and a half of whiskey when I got home. 🤣 woopsie

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  • 2 points XROOR

    My young daughter hated socks, the $33 Dora platform flip flops, any colour crocs……

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  • 2 points IVORYblue00

    I do this all the time. Completely rational way to sleep.

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  • 2 points Superb_Taste_6096

    Smh

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  • 2 points Federal_Designer4002

    Same here, little guy. No shame in it

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  • 2 points Antique_Prompt_9542

    Wait. When did he fall asleep?

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  • 2 points willreview

    He fell asleep doing what???

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  • 2 points Gaydolf-Litler

    Concerned about positional asphyxiation

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  • 1 points kdog-77

    Sometimes, yeah…

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  • 1 points Maurice_Foot

    Well who hasn’t done that before?

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  • 1 points Most-Cow4878

    Silly kid.

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  • 1 points ArrivalNo4232

    Nike socks? Man...

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  • 1 points spintowinasin

    (Taps brake)

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  • 1 points That_Came_outa_Me

    Such a boy thing to do. Cutie!

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  • -1 points Master-Collection488

    Came across this on the main page on a smaller screen. I was relieved once I confirmed that it said "sock."

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  • -1 points Top-Pipe534

    Fucking Fentanyl everywhere

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