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"well your resume looks good, ivy League school, top of your class, year internship at a prestigious firm... Unfortunately I see here you have a viral video of you falling asleep while chewing on your sock as a child. I'm sorry but we can't accept that kind of behavior here at Walmart. Not since Jerry was fired anyways."
This seems to happen occasionally, where I drum up a lot of attention (negative and positive) in a short amount of time and my name is... Noticable. But yes, we are best friends. Lol. Where'd ya see me at?
Man can we call take a small step back and think for a second how it must feel being recorded like this as a kid and once you grow up you realize how many strangers have made fun off you etc.
All of this to say I’m glad my parents never recorded me that way and especially that social media didn’t exist back then. And this is on the parents of course…
Not just used to be. This clip was in fact submitted to America’s Funniest Home Videos. That is the AFV logo watermarking the video. I did not know they were still around until I saw this clip.
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Was the sock just that good..?
Or too overwhelming and knocked him out
Tasted of cheese
And you know what? It most likely did.
Usually yes.
So that's what feet guys look like as a child...
Had to ruin it…
:3 you know I had to
Imagine showing this on his wedding day.
You know his mom is breaking this out every time he brings a girl home to meet the family!
Absolutely
Don't let this distract you the op still eats toe jams.
Kids future is ruined. Thanks internet.
"well your resume looks good, ivy League school, top of your class, year internship at a prestigious firm... Unfortunately I see here you have a viral video of you falling asleep while chewing on your sock as a child. I'm sorry but we can't accept that kind of behavior here at Walmart. Not since Jerry was fired anyways."
like 100 million white kids dont look identical to him
I promise im not following you, but ive seen your name in 4 different subreddits in the last 2 days. Are we best friends?
I AM EVERY WHERE AND NOWHERE.
This seems to happen occasionally, where I drum up a lot of attention (negative and positive) in a short amount of time and my name is... Noticable. But yes, we are best friends. Lol. Where'd ya see me at?
That’s one heck of a lockjaw.
Looks like the kind of kid that you'd want to let sleep and enjoy those precious moments of peace 😆 🤣 😂 😹
Bro, he’s going to be so embarrassed when his girlfriend is being shown that he used to eat his own sock
Or he passed out from the smell of his own feet in said sock.
He will hear that the rest of his life
Carefully get it off his mouth
Dude imagine being so angry you have socks on that you pass out from the effort of trying to get it over your ankle.
I've seen this many times as a toddler teacher and it's always the same reply:
...WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR SHOES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
I can feel the neck pain
Yes but also it's a child and not a grown ass 40 yr old man
How do kids manage to fall also so easily? My friend's cousin once feel asleep in the middle of a very bumpy golf cart ride
Lmfaooo
When I was a kid, I fell asleep with my mouth wide open while eating a slice of bread.
I have a photo of my nephew asleep on the toilet. He was little.
I’d probably pass out too if I got socked in the mouth.
Someone put drugs on his socks or something?
Man can we call take a small step back and think for a second how it must feel being recorded like this as a kid and once you grow up you realize how many strangers have made fun off you etc.
All of this to say I’m glad my parents never recorded me that way and especially that social media didn’t exist back then. And this is on the parents of course…
Clips like this used to be submitted to shows like America’s Funniest Home Videos, and before that as still pictures in magazines.
Not just used to be. This clip was in fact submitted to America’s Funniest Home Videos. That is the AFV logo watermarking the video. I did not know they were still around until I saw this clip.
I can relate to this as i frequently fall asleep mid chewing food.
I once fell asleep while eating pussy. I'd worked a long 14 hours and had a glass and a half of whiskey when I got home. 🤣 woopsie
My young daughter hated socks, the $33 Dora platform flip flops, any colour crocs……
I do this all the time. Completely rational way to sleep.
Smh
Same here, little guy. No shame in it
Wait. When did he fall asleep?
He fell asleep doing what???
Concerned about positional asphyxiation
Sometimes, yeah…
Well who hasn’t done that before?
Silly kid.
Nike socks? Man...
(Taps brake)
Such a boy thing to do. Cutie!
Came across this on the main page on a smaller screen. I was relieved once I confirmed that it said "sock."
Fucking Fentanyl everywhere