Wired positions that babies sleep in
  • 264 points mappingthepi

    Oh to have non-fused joints

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    27 points Pleasant-Bonus-866

    I was never that flexible

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  • 199 points 1107rwf

    The slow reveal of the kid lying on their side, sleeping peacefully, and then the blanket gets pulled down to reveal full splits was comedic perfection.

    parent
    6 points thesheepsnameisjeb_

    Im wondering if they have hip dysplasia or something

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    11 points BUTTeredWhiteBread

    Me and my hip displaying could never. The legs gotta bend.

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  • 125 points Thatonegaloverthere

    https://preview.redd.it/cbic250jxy6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eefa408934aa8ba277a31a92cba351f1df598ce

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    33 points N1T0_W1T0

    😂 Sleeping on your own foot is wild

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  • 118 points kyothinks

    I watched my kid fall asleep in the middle of crawling the other day. One minute moving along, then suddenly out. I'm kinda jealous, ngl.

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    23 points Knitsanity

    I have some classic photos of my youngest crashing out She would just.....go down.....oops. Guess it's.nap time then.

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    9 points BUTTeredWhiteBread

    I was born an insomniac. My parents are jealous too lol

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  • 81 points OK_Humor368

    Cries in 30’s lower back pain. We had it so good 😫

    parent
    25 points okay_but_unfine

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  • 177 points newhappyrainbow

    I feel like someone should intervene with the one in the baby swing.

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    59 points Secret-Weakness-8262

    Immediately, thank you. That baby is too young and can suffocate or fall out.

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    44 points CamsKit

    So much unsafe sleeping in this, it’s ridiculous

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    11 points SquaredAndRooted

    If you are unable to sleep, get into a slightly uncomfortable position & see how fast you fall asleep. I've tried it.

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    5 points maam_thisisastaples

    Trying this tonight!

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    13 points Unable-Arm-448

    And the motorized car! 😵

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    17 points Zeestars

    Yes please! Instant anxiety - rocketed straight back into PTSD from the lady happily filming her child drowning because she was oblivious.

    parent root
    4 points Hot_Sentence_1264

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaat

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    0 points Zeestars

    Yeah. The kid died. I didn’t know what I was watching - I am actually glad I watched it, because as much as I’m traumatised, it didn’t look like how I thought drowning would look like.

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    -1 points Maleficent_Sir5898

    I think the kid can survive the 10 seconds of filming it took to capture that

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    1 points Zeestars

    Didn’t say they couldn’t. But the lady filming her drowning kid the kid died, hence the PTSD. I too was oblivious to the fact they were drowning other than getting more and more anxious their head hadn’t broken the water

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  • 41 points craftycandles

    The way they pass out like Sims just kills me

    parent
  • 15 points jcostello50

    One was in a horizontal r/fullscorpion

    parent
    6 points moistmonkeymerkin

    I didn’t last 20 seconds on that sub JFC

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  • 17 points Used-Award-4860

    This is so adorable!!! Why dies my son never sleep randomly without me having to actually put him down😭

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  • 12 points Dontneedme25

    The dog is the real champ

    parent
  • 10 points MillyB27

    lol The flexibility! To truly be asleep and not have to worry about having a crook in your neck, or a hurting back or limp….😇

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  • 12 points lolyouaresimple

    That is how most of them slept in their Momma’s belly so it is comfy😍😍😍

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  • 10 points Smurfiette

    They’re like cats 🐱

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  • 17 points Page300and904

    So babies are cats, got it.

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  • 8 points Melodic_Anything1743

    The baby in the crib!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🥰

    parent
  • 7 points Pale_Alternative_537

    What is this sorcery?!?! My todler never just fell asleep just by himself.

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  • 7 points Lvanwinkle18

    Babies are so bendy and ADORABLE!!! Wish I would have access to such affordable photo and video taking capability when my daughter was a baby. (Hi Mimi 👋)

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  • 5 points [deleted]

    I’m jealous of that kind of flexibility. I know I can’t do any of those poses. Baby yoga.

    parent
  • 5 points GuzzleNGargle

    The last baby is a future ballerina 🩰. Some of these sleeping positions are like such a big no no it was giving me anxiety!

    parent
  • 4 points Weekly-Original-2322

    Weird not wired

    parent
    1 points NotYourMutha

    The misspelling changes the meaning.

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  • 4 points ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

    Precious little babes ❤️

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  • 5 points OrangeLFG

    I've definitely woken up from a bender in a few of these positions.

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  • 5 points BUTTeredWhiteBread

    Babies are rubber

    parent
  • 3 points OverallStrength2478

    I just had a emergency for new born class and some of those positions don’t look safe 😮

    parent
  • 3 points Massive-Ad-2048

    Weird?

    parent
  • 2 points AdJust6959

    That last but one baby defying gravity with his arm

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  • 2 points bxbomma2002

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  • 2 points SamanthaJaneyCake

    So as a child all my Lego was apparently kept in a drawer, which makes a lot of sense when you think about. Apparently when I was a toddler it wasn’t uncommon to find me asleep in my Lego drawer.

    parent
  • 2 points indoggwetrust

    where are all the wires?

    parent
  • 2 points Mother-Yam-7175

    After the birth of all 3 of my kids, I discovered how they laid in my belly. Naturally they would curl up in their 9 months of being inside. I would understand then the weird bumps of head arms and legs. Fascinating to say the least.

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  • 2 points Pheli_Draws

    The worst part is I bet the parents try placing them in a normal sleeping position but they go right back to an uncomfortable spot.

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  • 1 points moonaira

    The guy they slept in mommy’s sac😊

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  • 1 points NikitaNinja

    This is called Half Happy Baby in yoga, no joke, and this is how I tore my hamstring in September 🙃

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  • 1 points Knackehaxan

    *Weird

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  • 1 points 9zmike

    The last one is definitely gonna be a ballet dancer 😂

    parent
  • 1 points EmJayFree

    Like puppies ❤️

    parent
  • 1 points CicadaFit9756

    I presume you meant "weird" & not "wired" ( though some of these babies do look wired into place!)

    parent
  • 1 points ducks_are_dragons

    No they aren't babies. They are cats in disguise.

    parent
  • 1 points AdhesivenessSelect93

    So adorable

    parent
  • 1 points krayetor

    they don't believe it when you tell them that they did this when they grow up

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  • 1 points CauseImNosey2

    And they can. You fall asleep that way you stay that way, I'm not risking the move!

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  • 1 points Poohbutt2005

    Little ragdolls

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  • 1 points AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR

    Some of these look like baby fetal position.

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  • 1 points Alibuscus373

    I'm a big fan of babies sleeping with their little bum in the air. I'll check on my baby while she is sleeping, she goes from back to side to bum in the air. I kind of do a deathroll like a croc most nights so I'm glad someone is sleeping

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  • 1 points pascaloriti3

    I've always said Babies are simply drunk🥴

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  • 1 points citizensnips43

    I have a picture of my son fully passed out in the shower while is running on his face

    parent
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