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  • 278 points srslydudebros

    His wife must do OF with her boyfriend.

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    94 points Sausage_Fingers

    JodiFans

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    20 points BluBeams

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    4 points JodyGonnaFuckYoWife

    🤔

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    35 points Upstairs_Goal_9493

    My wife's boyfriend is a great guy. He lets me play Xbox while him and my wife do yoga in the bedroom

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    30 points Realistic_Salt7109

    Same here, they’re fucking loud tho - can’t hear my game

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    12 points Awkward_Bison_267

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    4 points i_use_this_for_work

    If you ask, he’ll buy you new headphones.

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    9 points AdDapper5653

    My wife gets daily massages for her severe migraines. Great guy, named John Redcorn.

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    17 points mecengdvr

    Or…this is a female marine with an OF account.

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    10 points Misericorde428

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    5 points Misericorde428

    David Lindhagen

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    4 points srslydudebros

    https://imgur.com/a/7a3CEE9

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    3 points sm00thkillajones

    30% interest at 84 months baby! The car won’t last 24 months.

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    3 points srslydudebros

    Not in their possession.

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  • 49 points SoyMurcielago

    A marine boot and he close the urus? Must’ve been a ship detachment since he chose that boat

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  • 42 points Afitz93

    Of course it’s a Urus

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    36 points ChiefInternetSurfer

    I just looked it up because I’m unfamiliar with cars…google says it’s a quarter-million dollar car. How the fuck is an E5 affording that car?!

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    43 points adamfps

    9000% disability, clearly you haven’t been coached

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    23 points Redfishsam

    Auction. Where I live there’s a few of these owned by the mega rich wives and they all live at 1-3 foot sea level. It’s not uncommon for a random thunderstorm to flood the shit out of their driveways and “total” or whatever… these super nice cars.

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    15 points Upstairs_Goal_9493

    I hope for my sanity this is a post-marine corps boot, not an active.

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  • 32 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points Themustanggang

    A lot of doctors have shit credit and spending happens.

    Source: I counsel almost as many about their finances as I did marines. You spend 18-30 with 0 money and then suddenly are making ~30k a month, chances are you’re not gonna learn how to spend responsibly since you couldn’t spend anything before.

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  • 25 points CannabisAccount420

    Imagine the APR on that thing

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    18 points ghostdogma

    APR isnt quite right, they had to coin the Daily Percentage Rate for this guy.

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  • 26 points Awkward_Bison_267

    (The salesman at the dealership)

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  • 19 points Substantial-Let5464

    The fact that everyone on here is typing is a sign that they are not standing at parade rest for this Sargento. Show some respect 🫡

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  • 11 points titaniumoctopus336

    Sgt got a sugar daddy/mommy

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  • 8 points NighthawkCP

    Sgt Silverspoon over here.

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  • 9 points almostprivatewinter

    Probably some lawyer who’s proud of his enlisted time 🤷🏾‍♂️. I wouldn’t personally do this to my vehicles.

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  • 6 points Gunfighter9

    In 1985 I came back from a year of overseas duty on a USNS ship that only hit port once a month, except for the entire summer we spent in Greece. I had just over 8.5k in the banks and was down to 6.2K which meant spending each paycheck and still dipping into my account. Yeah, Greece was a riot. When I got back I had managed to get it back up to 8k because the last two ports we hit were Djibouti and Mogadishu.

    I used to walk the car lots on Sundays looking for Corvettes. Finally I found a Midnight Blue that was all tricked out for $8500. So I went back the next day after work and we put a deal together. I told the salesman I had 7k to put down and he said, "No you don't, you have 5k." He then told me that I would need some money to go out and enjoy the car with, and to pay for insurance for a year and gas and stuff like that. The sales manager wrote it up with 4.5k down and told me there would be no real change. Next day they said that they would have the car all ready. So I told my Chief and Div O that I was buying a Corvette and could I have the afternoon off. They told me I could leave at 2.

    Anyway, three days later I get a message that NIS wants to interview me, I thought it was about a forklift that I helped steal, but nope, they wanted to know how a brand new E5 could afford a Corvette. The supervisor said, I make double than you and I can't afford a Corvette. Part of me wanted to say "Don't get snippy with me if you can't manage money" But I said, "Well, I guess yah got me, I've been selling Red Lead on the black market.

    When I was stationed in Newport we had a QM2 whose parents lived there and he grew up there. His dad was some kind of big shot for a bank, and QM2 Henson used to drive around in a Mercedes 450 SL and meet his dad at a club for lunch. I asked him "Why did you join the Navy?" He said all of his relatives had joined the Navy as Quartermasters since WW1 His grandfather was in WW2, his dad was in Korea and Vietnam. He said it was a family tradition, the great grandfather had begun it, 4 years USN then off to college, The Navy was supposed to make you grow up, and develop a serious drinking tolerance.

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  • 4 points OhThrowMeAway

    She’s going to have a sweet ride after the divorce

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  • 10 points Upstairs_Goal_9493

    Oh. Oh no.

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  • 9 points FattyTunaBoi

    Daddy’s money bitch. It was a dream of mine to go up to the CG and ask him what his dream car is and tell my dad to buy me one to flaunt it in CG’s face

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  • 5 points MeanAF4noreason

    Geez….that will be repoed in a few months

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    9 points Killerkendolls

    Wym all my homies have 29% apr

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    6 points ChiefInternetSurfer

    I dunno—29% apr on $250k car is like, ♾️ payments 😂

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    5 points iamnotsven2

    lol $7400/m for a 72 month loan.

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  • 3 points AbramJH

    I bet the new Honda suv I bought 2 years ago will outlive that Urus

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  • 2 points Tuscon_Valdez

    Something things me this wasn't purchased 10 feet down the road outside the main gate

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  • 2 points srslydudebros

    It was this or a Scat Pack. This one has room for step kids.

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  • 2 points TlalocVirgie

    The ugliest Lambo

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  • 2 points Positive_Ad_8198

    These recession indicators are getting out of control

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  • 2 points Icy-Set-4641

    Sgts wife a is a Big Botty e3 Latina that got out and became a nurse anesthesiologist

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  • 2 points 0331-USMC

    3 months pay when the alternator goes out

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  • 1 points Brando828What

    Is it not ok to be proud of your service time?

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  • 0 points Underhill0341

    Dudes probably out. I have an EGA on my helmet when i go to the track in my 718 GT4 🤷‍♂️

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