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fun facts:
the guy who sang this cadence has never been AD.
he also became famous on this exact subreddit before the tiktok trend blew up, you can find his videos here from years ago.
To your credit, oftentimes songs that are created are not necessarily created by people who personally experience the themes they sing about. Just look at most trad christmas music, or most rap really.
The problem is, it's bad. It's cringe af. So, to have created something so cringe and not even have it come from personal experience just makes it even more cringe. This isn't his first time glorifying cringe content.
You know, it's fair enough to have to weigh in on whether to give this dude more views and thus revenue or not... but for someone completely lost on why This particular thing isn't okay, I felt show casing such an egregious "song" as that one better illustrated why people push against this guy so hard. They can choose to see it for themself, or just take my word on it.
Edit: I hate every rendition of this song with every fibre of my being.
This song has been played at every retail store for Christmas since I was born. I have never spent a Christmas without that infernal song ruining my year.
I would wish this song on my worst enemy.
The lowest level of hell plays this song on loop for infinity.
This song in any form is the war cry of demons sent to sour the Christmas spirit.
The ghosts of Christmas are haunted by this song on Christmas Eve.
Every time this song is played, an angel falls from heaven.
Jack Skellington is afraid of this song the most.
This song has earned the ire of customer service workers everywhere since its inception.
I keep a running tally of how many times I hear this song during the season using golf scoring to see how good my Christmas was. 0 times will be the best Christmas ever. So far I'm up to 2.
I will never support this song.
I will never support Mariah Carey's Christmas album.
I will disown my children if they ever intentionally bring a copy of that song into my house and play it.
I will write out anyone in my will who intentionally plays this song in my house.
There are not enough words in the English lexicon for me to express my hatred for this song.
Funny thing USAA had a personal loan radio commercial that was along the lines "I spent my loan on X" pretty on the nose stuff too like a lift kit for a mini van, it feels like there was a Christmas theme that was about decorations as well.
It's fucking hallucinatory. Can you imagine being high and stumbling across that? It's the stuff of nightmares. Also, can you imagine how much it must have taken to put that stuff up? Goddamn. If everyone put in that much effort we'd have found Osama bin Laden on September 12th..
Other People: "Wow, so clever and motivational! God Bless our Troops!"
Real People: "What boot-ass motherfucker is driving up their electric bill for this bullshit"
This is my friend's house. He's an AF vet but his son configures all the lights. They're definitely not all hooah. It's their hobby together. It's the same house that went viral for the pizza delivery skit where the driver pulls out a machine gun.
Ngl, I think it’s pretty funny. The baby Christmas tree boots with giant grins and the extremely red shift for “die at war” just tickled my sense of absurdity.
Is this necessarily a boot thing? This guy has been making these videos for like a decade with whatever songs are currently popular, and this song happens to be very popular on Tik Tok / Instagram right now.
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So this is the War on Christmas I keep hearing so much about.
See you in the trenches
Low crawl under that mistletoe, soldier!
"That boy ain't right.."
fun facts:
the guy who sang this cadence has never been AD.
he also became famous on this exact subreddit before the tiktok trend blew up, you can find his videos here from years ago.
Oh… it’s that guy… the RC douche who joined and immediately began selling cadence CDs.
Honestly? Smart af grift.
Respect the hustle.
Surprised he wasn’t hired to lead the DC parade.
We marched to this in bootcamp when I enlisted in 2020, I figured it was older
AD?
Active duty
Thanks
What does never being AD have to do with his music?
You call this music? Oh you sweet Summer child…
If you ain’t AD you ain’t sheeyit
To your credit, oftentimes songs that are created are not necessarily created by people who personally experience the themes they sing about. Just look at most trad christmas music, or most rap really.
The problem is, it's bad. It's cringe af. So, to have created something so cringe and not even have it come from personal experience just makes it even more cringe. This isn't his first time glorifying cringe content.
Don’t link his shit here.
Only adds views to his account.
You know, it's fair enough to have to weigh in on whether to give this dude more views and thus revenue or not... but for someone completely lost on why This particular thing isn't okay, I felt show casing such an egregious "song" as that one better illustrated why people push against this guy so hard. They can choose to see it for themself, or just take my word on it.
It should be legal to burn this to the ground
JODY CAME HOME WHEN YOU LEFT!
(Hoo-Rah!)
YOU SAW YOUR GIRL CHEAT AND YOU WEPT!
(Hoo-Rah!)
AND NOW SHE GETS HALF OF YOUR CHECK!
(Hoo-Rah!)
🤏🤏🤏
I just threw up a little
Imagine having to hear and see this shit weekly until Christmas 😞
If it were this or Beyonce I would rather shove Beyonce's "all I want for christmas is you" sideways, up my ass with the pointy end facing out
god it's awful. There's probably some dude tho, at the gym, he closes his eye as a tear falls while this is playing
he thinks to himself.. "the fish was home when I left" Hell yeah brother
Beyoncé has a version? Is it better than Mariah’s?
No.
No, she doesn’t have a version or no it isn’t better?
No it isnt better.
Edit: I hate every rendition of this song with every fibre of my being.
This song has been played at every retail store for Christmas since I was born. I have never spent a Christmas without that infernal song ruining my year.
I would wish this song on my worst enemy.
The lowest level of hell plays this song on loop for infinity.
This song in any form is the war cry of demons sent to sour the Christmas spirit.
The ghosts of Christmas are haunted by this song on Christmas Eve.
Every time this song is played, an angel falls from heaven.
Jack Skellington is afraid of this song the most.
This song has earned the ire of customer service workers everywhere since its inception.
I keep a running tally of how many times I hear this song during the season using golf scoring to see how good my Christmas was. 0 times will be the best Christmas ever. So far I'm up to 2.
I will never support this song.
I will never support Mariah Carey's Christmas album.
I will disown my children if they ever intentionally bring a copy of that song into my house and play it.
I will write out anyone in my will who intentionally plays this song in my house.
There are not enough words in the English lexicon for me to express my hatred for this song.
Thank you. I love Mariah. Idc what anyone says. I love that song. Ha ha.
Isn’t it usually a radio station you tune into and listen from your car?
Yes, you only abuse your neighbors eyes.... the sounds are on radio
The one time I would be rooting for the HOA
I threw up a lot
This is how I spent my interest free usaa loan I got during The shutdown. Enjoy boots
Funny thing USAA had a personal loan radio commercial that was along the lines "I spent my loan on X" pretty on the nose stuff too like a lift kit for a mini van, it feels like there was a Christmas theme that was about decorations as well.
This shit is so lame lol
It's fucking hallucinatory. Can you imagine being high and stumbling across that? It's the stuff of nightmares. Also, can you imagine how much it must have taken to put that stuff up? Goddamn. If everyone put in that much effort we'd have found Osama bin Laden on September 12th..
Titus, brother, get the flamer, the heavy flamer.
Burn everything, then salt the Earth
Unleash Vulkans wrath , cleanse it all with flames
His will
I saw the Youtube Short of this and commented;
It's an Immediate HOA complaint for me, dawg.
I know man and you’d hate to do it, but if the HOA is good for one thing, it’s gotta be this!
Merry Bootmas indeed.
Ugh. THIS is why I left.
The memes and TikTok’s using this cadence have been hilarious despiste the bootness of it.
Fuck you for making me see this, I was having such a nice Thanksgiving too...
Why!?
Well dang sounds like the wife and mom didn’t have much faith in your capabilities
I want to refuse to believe people are this cringe and don't know it.
This sucks so much. Nothing cool about it.
This is my friend's house. He's an AF vet but his son configures all the lights. They're definitely not all hooah. It's their hobby together. It's the same house that went viral for the pizza delivery skit where the driver pulls out a machine gun.
If they're not hooah why choose a marching cadence when there are plenty of other actual songs with a call and response they could have used?
Ngl, I think it’s pretty funny. The baby Christmas tree boots with giant grins and the extremely red shift for “die at war” just tickled my sense of absurdity.
I think it's fun, I don't know why everybody has their panties in a bunch
That 100% check doing some heavy lifting here
Is this necessarily a boot thing? This guy has been making these videos for like a decade with whatever songs are currently popular, and this song happens to be very popular on Tik Tok / Instagram right now.
Damn Dorkus
I watched this without sound the first time and I was very confused cuz the lights are good haha
I hate that he is blowing up
As much as I would hate living across the street from this, I would love it if I were driving down the block
Its cringe but you got to give the guy props on setting it up
Its dumb but its great work regardless. What roo much time and effort. And it would be way too loud if I could hear
Not bad. Vexing for the neighbors but great execution.
This guy. Why does he whisper yell everything?
Gotta be the original dude that set this up right? Can't imagine anyone else willingly doing this
People realize this is satire right???
I thought this was an old army song and not by some twat 3 years ago, lol.
I remember it from the 90s. I guess it's gotten some new life on tiktok
I hope that dude gets the help he needs. This is the worst.
ha ha. yeah, boot AF…. but NGL, low key I don’t hate it
lol my 14 yo nephew sent me this because he thinks it’s hilarious. He’s also 14.
If these were all reasons you left, why the fuck did you come back? - My display as the neighbor.