Have a boot Christmas everybody
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  • 366 points QueezyF

    So this is the War on Christmas I keep hearing so much about.

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    24 points dsaddons

    See you in the trenches

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    5 points shade-tree_pilot

    Low crawl under that mistletoe, soldier!

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  • 250 points Mock333

    "That boy ain't right.."

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  • 209 points bas3adi

    fun facts:
    the guy who sang this cadence has never been AD.
    he also became famous on this exact subreddit before the tiktok trend blew up, you can find his videos here from years ago.

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    120 points AkronOhAnon

    Oh… it’s that guy… the RC douche who joined and immediately began selling cadence CDs.

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    73 points Candle1ight

    Honestly? Smart af grift.

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    10 points SeuintheMane

    Respect the hustle.

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    2 points longcoat000

    Surprised he wasn’t hired to lead the DC parade.

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    22 points JewRepublican69

    We marched to this in bootcamp when I enlisted in 2020, I figured it was older

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    5 points bocephus67

    AD?

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    7 points Doafit

    Active duty

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    2 points bocephus67

    Thanks

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    -39 points Amatsunami

    What does never being AD have to do with his music?

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    58 points edingerc

    You call this music? Oh you sweet Summer child…

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    30 points UpsetStatement4194

    If you ain’t AD you ain’t sheeyit

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    10 points kyuuei

    To your credit, oftentimes songs that are created are not necessarily created by people who personally experience the themes they sing about. Just look at most trad christmas music, or most rap really.

    The problem is, it's bad. It's cringe af. So, to have created something so cringe and not even have it come from personal experience just makes it even more cringe. This isn't his first time glorifying cringe content.

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    11 points PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

    Don’t link his shit here.

    Only adds views to his account.

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    2 points kyuuei

    You know, it's fair enough to have to weigh in on whether to give this dude more views and thus revenue or not... but for someone completely lost on why This particular thing isn't okay, I felt show casing such an egregious "song" as that one better illustrated why people push against this guy so hard. They can choose to see it for themself, or just take my word on it.

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  • 165 points Tuscon_Valdez

    It should be legal to burn this to the ground

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  • 107 points Awkward_Bison_267

    JODY CAME HOME WHEN YOU LEFT!

    (Hoo-Rah!)

    YOU SAW YOUR GIRL CHEAT AND YOU WEPT!

    (Hoo-Rah!)

    AND NOW SHE GETS HALF OF YOUR CHECK!

    (Hoo-Rah!)

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    15 points __GayFish__

    🤏🤏🤏

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  • 172 points AllScuttledOut

    I just threw up a little

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    92 points gusdagrilla

    Imagine having to hear and see this shit weekly until Christmas 😞

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    39 points Omg_Itz_Winke

    If it were this or Beyonce I would rather shove Beyonce's "all I want for christmas is you" sideways, up my ass with the pointy end facing out

    god it's awful. There's probably some dude tho, at the gym, he closes his eye as a tear falls while this is playing

    he thinks to himself.. "the fish was home when I left" Hell yeah brother

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    7 points USAF_Retired2017

    Beyoncé has a version? Is it better than Mariah’s?

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    2 points sh4d0wm4n2018

    No.

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    1 points USAF_Retired2017

    No, she doesn’t have a version or no it isn’t better?

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    3 points sh4d0wm4n2018

    No it isnt better.

    Edit: I hate every rendition of this song with every fibre of my being.

    This song has been played at every retail store for Christmas since I was born. I have never spent a Christmas without that infernal song ruining my year.

    I would wish this song on my worst enemy.

    The lowest level of hell plays this song on loop for infinity.

    This song in any form is the war cry of demons sent to sour the Christmas spirit.

    The ghosts of Christmas are haunted by this song on Christmas Eve.

    Every time this song is played, an angel falls from heaven.

    Jack Skellington is afraid of this song the most.

    This song has earned the ire of customer service workers everywhere since its inception.

    I keep a running tally of how many times I hear this song during the season using golf scoring to see how good my Christmas was. 0 times will be the best Christmas ever. So far I'm up to 2.

    I will never support this song.

    I will never support Mariah Carey's Christmas album.

    I will disown my children if they ever intentionally bring a copy of that song into my house and play it.

    I will write out anyone in my will who intentionally plays this song in my house.

    There are not enough words in the English lexicon for me to express my hatred for this song.

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    2 points USAF_Retired2017

    Thank you. I love Mariah. Idc what anyone says. I love that song. Ha ha.

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    5 points moswsa

    Isn’t it usually a radio station you tune into and listen from your car?

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    6 points planet_x69

    Yes, you only abuse your neighbors eyes.... the sounds are on radio

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    5 points cayce_leighann

    The one time I would be rooting for the HOA

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    16 points Awkward_Bison_267

    I threw up a lot

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  • 49 points Soggy_nach0341

    This is how I spent my interest free usaa loan I got during The shutdown. Enjoy boots

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    9 points Bnormandy

    Funny thing USAA had a personal loan radio commercial that was along the lines "I spent my loan on X" pretty on the nose stuff too like a lift kit for a mini van, it feels like there was a Christmas theme that was about decorations as well.

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  • 42 points Its_Me_Derek

    This shit is so lame lol

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    1 points thingstopraise

    It's fucking hallucinatory. Can you imagine being high and stumbling across that? It's the stuff of nightmares. Also, can you imagine how much it must have taken to put that stuff up? Goddamn. If everyone put in that much effort we'd have found Osama bin Laden on September 12th..

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  • 33 points JmLong88

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  • 24 points Hagfist

    Titus, brother, get the flamer, the heavy flamer.

    Burn everything, then salt the Earth

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    3 points IamZeus11

    Unleash Vulkans wrath , cleanse it all with flames

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    1 points Hagfist

    His will

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  • 19 points or10n_sharkfin

    I saw the Youtube Short of this and commented;

    Other People: "Wow, so clever and motivational! God Bless our Troops!"
    Real People: "What boot-ass motherfucker is driving up their electric bill for this bullshit"

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  • 16 points LolTacoBell

    It's an Immediate HOA complaint for me, dawg.

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    5 points ProjectPat513

    I know man and you’d hate to do it, but if the HOA is good for one thing, it’s gotta be this!

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  • 9 points RakAssassin

    Merry Bootmas indeed.

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  • 9 points Impossible-Taro-2330

    Ugh. THIS is why I left.

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  • 6 points Gardez_geekin

    The memes and TikTok’s using this cadence have been hilarious despiste the bootness of it.

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  • 5 points IamMunkk

    Fuck you for making me see this, I was having such a nice Thanksgiving too...

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  • 4 points Shawnathan75

    Why!?

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  • 6 points cayce_leighann

    Well dang sounds like the wife and mom didn’t have much faith in your capabilities

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  • 4 points Lstcwelder

    I want to refuse to believe people are this cringe and don't know it.

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  • 5 points Party-Independent-38

    This sucks so much. Nothing cool about it.

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  • 13 points JeffersonsDisciple

    This is my friend's house. He's an AF vet but his son configures all the lights. They're definitely not all hooah. It's their hobby together. It's the same house that went viral for the pizza delivery skit where the driver pulls out a machine gun.

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    13 points necessaryrooster

    If they're not hooah why choose a marching cadence when there are plenty of other actual songs with a call and response they could have used?

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    3 points CapnTaptap

    Ngl, I think it’s pretty funny. The baby Christmas tree boots with giant grins and the extremely red shift for “die at war” just tickled my sense of absurdity.

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    5 points DMX8

    I think it's fun, I don't know why everybody has their panties in a bunch

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    2 points OrneryError1

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  • 3 points OuterWildsVentures

    That 100% check doing some heavy lifting here

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  • 3 points i_want_to_be_unique

    Is this necessarily a boot thing? This guy has been making these videos for like a decade with whatever songs are currently popular, and this song happens to be very popular on Tik Tok / Instagram right now.

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  • 2 points Chief10-Beers

    Damn Dorkus

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  • 2 points anniemanic

    I watched this without sound the first time and I was very confused cuz the lights are good haha

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  • 2 points StinkyToe-TheKid

    I hate that he is blowing up

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  • 2 points ButtSexington3rd

    As much as I would hate living across the street from this, I would love it if I were driving down the block

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  • 2 points Many-Violinist8308

    Its cringe but you got to give the guy props on setting it up

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  • 2 points whatevesnoc

    Its dumb but its great work regardless. What roo much time and effort. And it would be way too loud if I could hear

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  • 2 points Guns_Glitz_Grime

    Not bad. Vexing for the neighbors but great execution.

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  • 1 points fisher0292

    This guy. Why does he whisper yell everything?

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  • 1 points SergeantBootySweat

    Gotta be the original dude that set this up right? Can't imagine anyone else willingly doing this

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  • 1 points vediogamer101

    People realize this is satire right???

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  • 1 points Doafit

    I thought this was an old army song and not by some twat 3 years ago, lol.

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    1 points CommitteeTricky4166

    I remember it from the 90s. I guess it's gotten some new life on tiktok

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  • 1 points sh4d0wm4n2018

    I hope that dude gets the help he needs. This is the worst.

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  • 1 points W0lfshirt

    ha ha. yeah, boot AF…. but NGL, low key I don’t hate it

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  • 1 points Bird_Brain4101112

    lol my 14 yo nephew sent me this because he thinks it’s hilarious. He’s also 14.

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  • 1 points MorticiaFattums

    If these were all reasons you left, why the fuck did you come back? - My display as the neighbor.

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