Caption read: “Professional victims are terrorizing this nation - gotta protect and serve right now”
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  • 511 points whitemike40

    Swole Sabrina Carpenter

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    111 points onichanny_p

    Swolebrina carp enter the gym

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    19 points Kittyvanmeow

    Swolebrina Carphunter

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    15 points modshallperish

    Sabrina the Carpenter

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    14 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    3 points rando_mness

    🤣

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    7 points bobchinn

    *SWO

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    3 points TheRtHonLaqueesha

    That's that meat espresso. 🥩

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    1 points thingstopraise

    Is it just me or does she look weirdly like Jolyne Kujo?

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    1 points LeCorbussi

    Sabrina Framer

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  • 160 points ConstipatedDuck

    Katyliftz. I used to follow her when she power lifted (she can bench 3 plates) but unfollowed after she started posting videos of herself crying every other day.

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    131 points MCD4KBG

    Messing with your hormones long enough will do that to you

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    23 points ReApEr01807

    Her record of 336lb still stands 6 years later

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    41 points gtarantino

    Yea because she was sexually assaulted in the military and gaslit and going through a lot! Shes actually really nice!

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    15 points [deleted]

    Damn, my heart goes out to her.

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    2 points IMurderRepublicans38

    doesnt seem very nice 

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  • 512 points Tainted_Bruh

    Something tells me Dollar Tree Florence Pugh here is insufferable to be around.

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    221 points POHoudini

    Temu Sabrina Carpenter?

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    23 points YueAsal

    This could be the real one for all I know. I swear she looks different in every photo I have seen of her.

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    4 points Word2DWise

    This is what I was gonna say!

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    1 points Hearing_Loss

    Military grade sab carp

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    15 points Awkward_Bison_267

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    14 points GamingTrend

    "I do CrossFit" "YES!! WE KNOW!!"

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    8 points babyivan

    You don't get to have that kind of body without being an asshole to your friends and family. That's a lot of steroid aggression right there!

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  • 310 points Tuscon_Valdez

    Wow a lieutenant doing this makes it extra cringe

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    119 points UnicornMeatball

    Tbf, pretty much anything a lieutenant does is cringe

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    39 points DVariant

    Idk man, Worf was okay

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    32 points UnicornMeatball

    Navy Lt's are the same as Army Captains. They don’t count lol

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    8 points BlazerKat

    In pay grade only. At least Army and Marine Corps Captains get to be commanders and actually exercise UCMJ authority

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    6 points DVariant

    But Navy captains get ships, so that’s something.

    I got nothin for Navy Lts though.

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    1 points FloppyDinosaurs

    Not surprising one bit tbh.

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    0 points Slumbergoat16

    Not only that they have no warfare pin. Smh

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    9 points Tuscon_Valdez

    She has her pin

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    0 points Slumbergoat16

    Oh nvm…..honestly that makes a lot more sense

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  • 78 points worrynot36

    Love the ceiling fan in the bathroom.

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    60 points Tainted_Bruh

    Gotta make sure that doo doo air permeates everywhere.

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    1 points AnonymousFordring

    fuckin' officers.

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    5 points rando_mness

    Favorite pastime of stud E4s

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  • 101 points justmarkdying

    "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

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    62 points DVariant

    No, have you?

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    49 points angrye

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    14 points justmarkdying

    Haha, I just realized the dude from this scene was one of the "bull queers" in Shawshank Redemption.

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    4 points alkem10

    Holy shit! I didn't even notice either.

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    2 points Boot_Poetry

    Vazquez is also John Connor’s foster-Mom Janelle Voight

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    1 points longcoat000

    And opened a big-titty bra shop in Los Angeles called “Jenette Bras”.

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    4 points Awkward_Bison_267

    😆

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  • 39 points Arathgo

    Honestly couldn't imagine doing anything on social media in uniform. And even if I did really couldn't imagine leaving my name tag patch on.

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    5 points QueezyF

    I didn’t even like going to the grocery store on the way home in my Type 3s.

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  • 104 points Dan-D-Lyon

    Does the navy not piss-test for roids?

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    64 points flyinchipmunk5

    They do but I am pretty sure the command has to order it special.

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    59 points ChiefInternetSurfer

    Correct. Has to be requested by the CO, and there has to be overwhelming evidence to support the justification.

    Source: prior command dapa.

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    2 points devildocjames

    Plus: officer.

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    28 points LindoIndigo

    just creatine bro

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    29 points Awkward_Bison_267

    JUST PRAYERS AND VITAMINS BROTHER!

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    8 points QueezyF

    Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.

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    3 points Awkward_Bison_267

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    1 points Boot_Poetry

    Anchors A-whey my boys

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    12 points MCD4KBG

    Has to be specifically requested by command i knew a fuck ton of dudes on gear when I was in no one axtually gets tested for it. If youre caught having it thats when it becomes a problem

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    4 points victus28

    It’s one of those things where if you don’t talk about it and it’s not a problem, they don’t really care (usually)

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  • 22 points 4862skrrt2684

    Sabrina car bender 

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    4 points Crafty-Analysis-1468

    Best one

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  • 19 points Sarcastik_Moose

    "Professional victims are terrorizing this nation."

    I don't quite understand fully, what is the context of this? Who are the alleged "professional victims"?

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    10 points LowSodiumGymBro

    Yeah I’m struggling to know what she’s talking about. Bout to go check her TikTok and report back.

    Damn, she didn’t use any hashtags or anything and there are no comments. Didn’t explain in the comments at all

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    7 points Sarcastik_Moose

    I assume then that it's likely an engagement tactic to keep the statement vague and open to interpretation so as to not dissuade potential followers by allowing them to assume she is agreeing with them whatever their opinions may be.

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    1 points LowSodiumGymBro

    That’s clever. Good thinking!

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  • 18 points AZAuxilary

    She was ASWO on USS last ship. Is this recent? She’s been out for a minute

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    -15 points Sir_Sarcasm76

    I'm guessing that she's had her ASs-WO out many times.

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    27 points bombkitty

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    5 points Awkward_Bison_267

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  • 58 points AirborneMarburg

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  • 12 points turdledactyl

    Hegseth is gonna love this

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  • 14 points Rembrand_bruh

    Swolbrina Carpenter

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  • 78 points Sigmunds_Cigar

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    40 points NervousHovercraft

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    8 points loki2002

    I mean, she can boot my thing.

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    13 points Non-Current_Events

    Aye girl, you trying to fraternize?

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    10 points iamstephen1128

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    7 points Sigmunds_Cigar

    Monica

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  • 30 points Dry-Tangerine-4874

    Totally didn’t come here looking for an OF link. I would never do that.

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    15 points iamstephen1128

    Glad you didnt! Bc if you were to come across something like that you should definitely stay away! And like, let me know what it is so I can make sure I can stay away from it as well!

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    7 points Dry-Tangerine-4874

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    4 points sprchrgddc5

    Dude. Have you ever seen the Chyna sex tape? Maybe it’s dated for some of you guys. It was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen and I don’t think I could do muscle mommy porn ever again.

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    4 points iamstephen1128

    I'm late 30s so I was there to see it! That was less bc it was a muscle mommy and more bc (1) it was Chyna (not all muscle mommies are created equal) and (2) the production quality was god awful. There's definitely a good few quality muscle mommies out there making some solid content! ..... or so I've heard... from a friend...

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  • 5 points Impossible_Fruit_973

    Ma'am forgot to wear her belt. It's small things like this that gets people killed. Attention to detail.

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    4 points QueezyF

    Look at that soup sandwich messy bun.

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  • 4 points kylelee

    Sabrina, a Carpenter

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  • 3 points barelyevening

    as a lesbian......

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  • 2 points IrememberXenogears

    Oh yeah.

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    3 points zyyntin

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  • 4 points Imaginary-Tap-6655

    So she is going to go fight ice?

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    2 points TheRtHonLaqueesha

    Revenge for sinking the Titanic.

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  • 2 points srslydudebros

    Cpt Swolerni

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  • 2 points kido86

    Call me crazy, but if she really didn’t give a fuck this wouldn’t exist

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  • 2 points gtarantino

    I follow her and she’s actually really nice, she’s just being funny. Her ig is katyliftz

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  • 2 points deephurting66

    How to be the platoon joke

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  • 5 points Lainpilled-Loser-GF

    I'd let her punch my tummy.

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  • 4 points DunceMemes

    Hey that's the bench press girl

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  • 2 points veluminous_noise

    Meanwhile, women apparently aren't fit for combat arms...

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  • 2 points foxtrui

    imagine if she wasnt a boot... 🤤

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  • 1 points babyivan

    Holy fuck, I need to go to the gym..... Her one arm is like equal to my two arms plus my neck!

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  • 1 points mt-egypt

    Women taking steroids is a mind fuck

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  • 1 points Travler03

    Gross

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  • 1 points greenllght_

    Wtf nah this ain’t it

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  • 1 points gothamtg

    Jesus. She out here new boot goofin

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  • 1 points TitoTapatio

    Your ass is deploying to the galley

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  • 1 points Crafty-Analysis-1468

    Sabrina Carpenter about to start fucking up instead of fucking the men she sings about

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  • 1 points therejectethan

    This girl is so cringe. She says a LOT of words without saying anything

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  • 1 points McQuinnXan

    Swolebrina capenter

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  • 2 points Whiskyhotelalpha

    Master-Chief, come get your LT.

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  • 1 points whatevesnoc

    Its a psy-op, she is not in basic!

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  • 2 points thenotanurse

    Typical O1-3 shit.

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  • 1 points throwawaydmt5555

    This makes me feel physically ill

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  • 1 points LBC1109

    Sabrina was a Carpenter

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  • 1 points Roanoketrees

    Does the Army not test for HGH?

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  • 0 points Rude_Negotiation_160

    Actually I think she's pretty cool. She's done a lot of great things for her self, after having to deal with her rape case being swept under the rug after an admission by the one who did it.

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  • 0 points Hagfist

    Fit

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  • 0 points inkzpenfoxx

    Yoked Kathryn Newton

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  • -3 points Zirofal

    I came here to say boys behave.

    I fully recognise there might a bit of droid

    I understand its cringe

    Anyhow

    Mommy? 🥺

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    4 points SmuckatelliCupcakeNE

    Musclemommy is also cringe IMO.

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