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  • Gas station tee shirt design 101.

  • THAT'S RIGHT LEFTISTS,

    I'M A JARHEAD

    IF YOU HAVE LOOSE PICKLES, MUSTARD, OR JAM

    THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN SHOVE IT

    You've used too much punctuation in this versionšŸ˜‚

  • Better be wearing that when you tell Vietnam vets your stories from basic training.

  • I miss when people felt somewhat shocked by cursing in public and when the idea of buying a cheap tshirt with the word "fuck" on it was at least a little embarrassing to virtually everyone.

    It still is. I’m glad people don’t give a shit about cursing in public anymore though. That said, I’m also glad people are mostly embarrassed to wear T shirts with naughty language. As an adult, you should be able to read your audience and determine if cursing is appropriate in public, and wearing a T-shirt makes it visible to everyone above a basic reading level (what is that these days, like 12-13?).

  • What's an approval cupcake? Is that like a participation trophy?

    The comma is important here🌈⭐

  • Why does a skeleton need to smoke? They’re no lungs to absorb the nicotine.

    Because cigarette manly

  • Non Binary, Rec Room and Roblox on the screen cap is equally concerning as the boot leave swag.

  • Who is this shirt even talking to? Like a minor movie character who shit talks the military but is really a plot device to show what a bad ass the main character is when he kicks that plot device's ass?

    99.9999% of the population: "Thank you for your service" "Oorah/Semper Fi" "Marine Corps? Shit I better hide my good booze"

  • I cringed so hard I became a skeleton.

  • This sort of thing is so telling about the type of person that would wear it or post it. They claim they don't care what anyone thinks of them yet feel the need to announce it to others because they are in fact extremely insecure and worried about what other people think of them which in most cases is not at all.

  • These tailgate stickers are something else.

  • This… is a dependepotamus magnet.

  • Did they put this on their dating app profile?

  • It needs a few more fonts.

    There’s only the one font in use, it is an all-caps stencil with serifs on the upper case set of characters.

    Finally: my fine art degree was useful!

    If you look at the E in excuses and the E in apologies the later has square bits on the corners.

    The ā€œbitsā€ of the Es are the serifs I mentioned. It is common with free stencil fonts online to have a serif version and sans-serif, and common to see varying weights and condensed variations in a font family.

    The ā€œexcusesā€ is in lowercase, and apologies is in all-caps.

    The geometry of the letterforms is the giveaway, excluding just the serif it’s easiest to tell at a glance with the R, but the O shows the same bevel on all corners and is only slightly condensed (the typeface is made a bit narrower with the same X-height) from the serif version.

    It’s all the same font.

    Yay: 4 semesters of Typography classes was useful!

  • No punctuation, either.

  • If it wasn’t boots I’d say this should be the sub’s photo.

  • ā€œI enlisted out of egoā€ lookin’ ass

  • GUESS WHAT LIEBERALS

    I'M A PATRIOT WHO TOOK AN OATH TO TENDERLY CARESSING AND BEING CARESSED BY MY COMRAEDS

    AND THAT OATH NEVER EXPIRES!!!!!!