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Depends. They may be the type who go straight to the fancy motel (with the cuck chair) so he can be comfortable watching her boyfriends give her an airtight railing that he’ll be jacking it to all through his next deployment.
This thing that really blows my mind is how the DoD incentivizes these kinds of relationships by forcing single junior members to live in barracks. Why? Can they really not see the connection between that policy and future dependa-related administrative burdens?
Dependas are the factories from which you make new boots! The less the father has to do with the child, the more likely they will yearn for said father's approval through military service. Then the cycle repeats.
When has DoD ever been forward thinking? They will spend thousands on rags to clean up the spill over $5 to buy a lip to prevent the spill in the first place
Kids of these relationships are 2x more likely to join the military than other kids. I don't think the DoD could justify not incentivizing this behavior.
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These people are 19 years old
Always good to get that first divorce under your belt early.
My grandfather (who’s on his 6th marriage) has always said “it takes at least 3 to know what you’re doing”.
Yeah, my first 3 mariticides were pretty messy too..
You got a chuckle outta me. I’m from a Roman Catholic background. We don’t do divorces, the only way out is murder suicide.
Ummm, no…
Training marriage
Depends. They may be the type who go straight to the fancy motel (with the cuck chair) so he can be comfortable watching her boyfriends give her an airtight railing that he’ll be jacking it to all through his next deployment.
Battleship sunk.
Would you have the heart to tell him that his wife is cringe?
Nah, but I would ask her when the baby is due. No matter what she looked like, I would still ask.
Fresh out of RTC.
This thing that really blows my mind is how the DoD incentivizes these kinds of relationships by forcing single junior members to live in barracks. Why? Can they really not see the connection between that policy and future dependa-related administrative burdens?
Dependas are the factories from which you make new boots! The less the father has to do with the child, the more likely they will yearn for said father's approval through military service. Then the cycle repeats.
Military industrial complex!
It’s true I’m 3rd generation military and my dad retired while I was active duty.
When has DoD ever been forward thinking? They will spend thousands on rags to clean up the spill over $5 to buy a lip to prevent the spill in the first place
I always assumed corruption/kickbacks play a role in those situations. Maybe they're being bribed by divorce lawyers to implement pro-penda policies?
I love that y’all are still calling it DoD and not by the new thingy..
Kids of these relationships are 2x more likely to join the military than other kids. I don't think the DoD could justify not incentivizing this behavior.
https://militaryreach.auburn.edu/research-in-action-detail?resourceid=1a3366b6-1b13-48aa-b141-dc9a9b11b1c6
Marrying that thing you met last weekend at the bar is part of “warrior culture”, or so Pete told me
Im still married to the woman that got me out of the barracks 15 years ago. lmao
The bracelet wording then the ship on it. Then I moved down and saw HIS atrociously unkempt nails. But then…. HER nails.
Man really should get pedicures and manicures. It really is good for circulation and the heart. Helps with stress, too.
I just can’t imagine having so little individuality
They don’t reach individuality until they hit the ultimate goal of becoming Key Spouse for the unit.
I figured it was after their turbulent divorce in 3 months when he inevitably cheats
Is that factoring in a domestic call in base housing?
To be fair, West-Pac Widows are a thing (they're in the e-club and single the moment the boat leaves).
Is that a fucking cruise ship
r/justdependathings
Thank you for my husband's service
Thank me for my husband's service.
That's going to be some hot dog fingers
I felt bad for thinking the same thing.
That’s crazy I thought the same thing. Probably gonna inflate soon ooof that’s mean sorry
Going to be?! Barely any knuckle creases there...
Yeah, I was just trying to be nice. Wanted to see how it felt.
Well to be fair, she'll likely lose a lot when they're sharing a Cup of Noodles because they're broke.
Those 45% interest rate car loans hit hard.
She shaved her knuckles for this pic.
It’s just screams that she only married him because he’s in the military. She’s gonna cheat when he goes on deployment. 🫡
Jody creeping in before sea and anchor’s called
Aw, c'mon now, cut her some slack.
Nobody understands how hard it is to be a Navy Wife.
She deserves a medal… from Jody
Ugh why did I zoom in?
How have I not seen a single mention of the fact that she’s wearing her ring on the wrong finger??
That’s the right-hand hand though.
That's her right hand, not her left.
She’s calling herself “wife” because they want a big wedding where his dad gives her away. Just have to pay off swabbie’s Mustang first.
And wrong finger.
She went and saw her bf in county, too…
At least she FINALLY found a personality...
I wonder what color her hair is.
You;ll have to subscribe to her OnlyDependas for that
Idk why y’all assuming that’s a female hand, it’s navy. Only a twink or a femboy would have such atrocious navy themed nails