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  • 1 points papafrog

    I’m not seeing anything here. If you can convince me, I’ll be happy to reinstate it.

    ETA: I'm tired of bickering with people about this. Try to be nice and this is what happens. If you have more to complain about, use modmail or dm.

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  • 893 points foxiez

    So far back you can't see shit. Top of the class student I bet lol

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    669 points Based_Thanos

    You see, he likes to sit close to an exit. He’s the type of guy that looks at all of the entry and exit points as soon as he enters a room, before he removes his Oakley’s.

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    298 points JTHMM249

    I just gave this comment an ocular patdown, it's clean.

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    75 points Tmack523

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    15 points Pizzasupreme00

    Tell me where to put my cream!

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    42 points foxiez

    Crap you're right I didn't realize he was such an operator

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    31 points Ok-Golf-9502

    IF he takes off his Oakley’s

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    36 points mcm87

    The real trick is the 3rd row. Close enough that you aren’t seen as trying to hide, far enough back that you don’t look like a tool.

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  • 846 points dover_oxide

    I mean professors love when you try to inject unrelated topics to the class to try and assert some form of intellectual significance. /s

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    560 points leggoMUHeggo36

    stands at attention PROFESSOR, MY DRILL SGT SAID ALLIGATORS ARE ANGRY BECAUSE THEY GOT ALL THEM TEETH AND NO TOOTHBRUSH, SIR!

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    122 points Inspectrgadget

    Something wrong with his medulla oblongata

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    28 points j606west29

    Mr. Coach Kline said I could!

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    1 points Idontwearmasks

    Wtf is this CSU?

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    1 points leggoMUHeggo36

    The Waterboy?

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    1 points Idontwearmasks

    I’m just praying whoever this is is PE

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    1 points DoctorVanillaBear

    Most definitely

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    60 points TheBold

    We all had this one guy in our college classes didn’t we?

    « This reminds me of the early modern Noruba culture and its shamanic rites, could it be that they had influence on this? »

    This is macro 101 Jason, shut the fuck up.

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    43 points dover_oxide

    Had an ROTC guy in one of my upper level physics classes start most classes arguing wrong physics with the prof who after about two weeks would just tell at the guy everyday at the start of lecture to "shut the duck up". Prof was cool he was at that age/point that nothing mattered. One of my favorite things he used to say is "what are they going to do to me? Fire me. I'll be dead next year."

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    1 points QueezyF

    AS A VETERAN…

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  • 221 points Due_Speaker_2829

    Boot camp plus four years of doing exactly as you’re told is pretty much a PhD. -this guy, probably

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  • 280 points Rhyvaugh

    I guess at least he’s going to school lmao

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    114 points dover_oxide

    But will he learn anything?

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    86 points leggoMUHeggo36

    Hopefully learn when it's time to hang up the the PC

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    18 points Finn_WolfBlood

    Just to tell other people he has some military knowledge

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  • 176 points OrneryError1

    The Monster can really ties it all together

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    57 points leggoMUHeggo36

    Literally my same thoughts, I'm not familiar with Oakley's but it wouldn't surprise me if those were Oakley sunglasses as well

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    18 points map2photo

    It does, but it didn’t bother me as much as the car keys on the desk.

    I got out in ‘17 and I’m back in school now. There’s PSEO kids drinking white monsters. Threw me way tf off seeing that.

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  • 107 points 22OTTRS

    There’s always a few every semester 🙄

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  • 36 points SunAds5274

    You know he has an opinion about everything in this class.

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    12 points QuickNature

    As a veteran...

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    7 points redhoodb27

    A guy in my chemistry class was like this. He was very smart and good at chemistry but he would always answer the question like that. Id be like bro, you dont have to say that, we know. He'd wear his usmc shirts, hats and backpack patches.

    He was very smart tho. Wasn't wasting that free education thats for sure.

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    5 points QuickNature

    As a Marine myself, why is it always the Marines who do this shit? Like bro, chill tf out lol

    At least he actually used his education though, so credit where credit is due

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    2 points redwingpanda

    And hasn’t read any of the readings

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  • 36 points [deleted]

    What a waste of a GI Bill

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  • 22 points HansChuzzman

    You know what happens when you hand in your assignment late

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  • 20 points [deleted]

    The white monster is always the tell tale sign

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  • 24 points IAmASimulation

    The way they staged everything for the picture lmao

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    30 points leggoMUHeggo36

    It was a whole video but thanks to my EXPERTISE AND TECHNICAL SKILLS I was able to TACTFULLY screenshot the best part

    (See what I did there)

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    1 points DangerDork88

    I’m so confused!!! What am I missing? Or is the boot the first person view from? Omfg, I’m too old to understand new boot. Oh my god please tell me I’m not too old to identify new boot.

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    1 points leggoMUHeggo36

    The boot made the video so you're seeing it from first person. If you look at the mods comments other people break it down but basically "your PHD is not as cool as my time in service. I'm so boot I look down on your degree"

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  • 15 points or10n_sharkfin

    Bet he’s also wearing a Grunt Style cap and fleece, cargo shorts, and a pair of fresh running shoes

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    1 points QueezyF

    With an OCP backpack with the most insufferable patches you’ve ever seen.

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  • 13 points CallingDrPug

    Politely told to fuck off by ROTC cadre after creeping on female cadets.

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  • 8 points MoirasPurpleOrb

    This feels like satire

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  • 7 points LoneRubber

    Could definitely be a shit post, me and my homies send each other this type of shit ironically

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  • 6 points ExpiredPilot

    “Bro this is biochem”

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  • 4 points stutter406

    Wtf is a battle drill 4?

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    3 points srwim

    React to ambush.

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  • 3 points miku_dominos

    Our professor banned devices from class because no one was paying attention.

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  • 3 points SpartanAesthetic

    At least he’s got the lecture notes open and not shopping for tactical oakleys or something like that.

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  • 3 points 1plus1equals8

    You know Guy is wearin 5.11s, Oakleys upside down behind his head...

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  • 2 points Misericorde428

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  • 2 points idoze

    The sunglasses hahahaha

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  • 2 points Captain_-K

    The white monster and MacBook really sums this one up

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  • 2 points yfewsy

    Does anyone else get bothered by the projector just projecting onto a wall that becomes the ceiling? Who designed this and it's essentially impossible to see the screen at that size from a large part of the room.

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    3 points leggoMUHeggo36

    I actually didn't notice that till now... Thanks for ruining my day with that.

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  • 2 points Most-Arm6618

    Anyone who says “teach” in reference to a teacher has a mental capacity closer to Bart Simpson than an actual grown up.

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  • 2 points UncagedJay

    This just screams "insecure"

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