This text is between my cousin and his long time girlfriend. He is the heir to the throne in right Timor, and she was a simple farm girl, or so we thought.
I used to date a girl that would get jealous if she heard a woman’s voice in the background. I was so dependent on her that I would see her call and literally run to a quiet place.
Never doing that shit again. I’ve broken up with girls when they show jealousy. Probably not the best reaction but after being out of that relationship and therapy, I don’t ever want to be the emotional floor mat for someone else’s insecurities.
My friend married a girl kinda like this and man it has been so sad to see her just eat away at everything that made him such a great dude. He was on his way to an amazing life and she just tore him down and locked him into a sad shell of his former self in a life way beneath his potential.
She is so bad she gets jealous of him and his parents having a nice moment at their wedding playing a song together.
He is a great musician and anytime he plays music and people pay attention to him she gets mad and throws a fit and ruins the moment.
I don’t know how he doesn’t see it, his parents seem to understand it’s fucked up but I think they’re worried to upset him and tell him his wife and the mother of his kid is an evil woman.
At this point it’s just too late, he’s tied to her forever even if they get divorced.
This man was getting his phd at George Washington University and she had him leave and move to the middle of no where Wisconsin to work as a bartender making less than her.
She couldn’t have him be seen as above her, she needed to have the attention and be the one in charge or some weird shit. It really is sad.
She strikes me as the kind who’s never given head tbh.
He just has a history of letting women control him and drive him insane. Smartest guy I know, but he turns into an absolute idiot when it comes to women walking all over him.
I dated a woman that also got jealous from woman in the background, she would call me at work and get upset when a woman answered. I worked in a military medical clinic. (Before everyone has cell phones)
One time, my ex thought I was cheating because I was a little late coming home from work. I texted her from the moment I got off work till the moment I got off the train that was running a little late.
She knew it was running late because you can track those trains online.
Just like anything else in life, there is a balance where it works. A little jealousy is flattering and reminds you that you are wanted. Too much and it becomes very exhausting and toxic. None at all, and you start second guessing your status.
And some people haven't deleted contacts since 2010. And now it's just overwhelming to think about, so you just let it go until you have 2000 and 10 of them are Abby all the same person but different numbers. Or maybe it's just me.... hypothetically.
I got you beat haha – I have my same contacts since 2008 (when I got my 3G) – but I agree with you 100%. Who knows what is in my contacts list at this point to be honest. Tons of people with no last name I met at a bar and never saw again. It’s been with my all through high school, college, early 20s in NYC, law school, work etc haha
You can put labels on your contacts. This helps with sorting and organizing them.
But you're not alone. Last time I got a phone, one of the attempts to import contacts crashed the phone. I got a Gmail account back when they were invite only and have been accumulating contacts since.
Autocorrect is randomly very helpful and randomly very wrong. My name is one letter off from a very commonly used word, and half the time I am writing an email or whatever autocorrect will change my name to that word (even though it knows my name and I’m on my own phone!!). It’s very annoying.
I've been keeping an eye on this for a couple years, and it's frankly a lot more bizarre than that. Autocorrect has been increasingly tending toward making replacements with proper names of people I don't know, obscure words, and capitalized words when I didn't hit the shift key. It's actually become a really shitty keyboard, and far worse than the average Android keyboard experience that I have (default or third-party). I use iOS and Android daily and Apple's keyboard is not only terrible AND a downgrade from Android; it's also worse than it used to be.
I don't understand how this happens with a company as well-resourced as Apple. They had a quite good keyboard and it's now really bad, actually.
Ok let me take one second and say something here. While this would be amusing without them, the 3 dots at the bottom showing that a response is being typed take this to the next comedic level. Bravo
And that's enough to make us exit or ignore...If I always call you baby and abby is spelled out, which is relatively close in spelling and uses the same letters...then I k ow a argument will ensue cuz aint no way you thought i purposely called you another persons name
Spoken from experience
The oh boy here we go text cemented his fate.
This text is between my cousin and his long time girlfriend. He is the heir to the throne in right Timor, and she was a simple farm girl, or so we thought.
Until... the accident...
Perfect indication of a toxic relationship.
I wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions until we hear from Abby. /s
I just want to know how the baby is doing
I know right. Something tells me he said it on purpose too now that I’m thinking about it.
My fiancé has this happen a ton. I just laugh because he freaks out a bit each time
... who's gonna tell her?
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”Different Abby”
Great reference
I’m on your team!
Top 3 Moment of the channel till this day
Absolutely the top moment. I'd argue it's that clip that really skyrocketed their popularity and got them a lot more viewers.
Shame what happened to them
It's not like they're dead. Like the founder even said, they're apparently going to start their own channel
Is this some sort of game? I feel really ootl.
Many of the core Actors left due to disagreements with Subtitle Ben (the Creator of YeahMad, NOT Ben the Camera man).
Same cocks
Never had three text dots make my stomach drop like this
“I knew you was talkin’ to sum bitch!”
“Yeah you and I been dating for a long time now.”
I reply with stuff like that knowing it will make it worse, but it's way too funny not to.
I cannot help myself in these situations. I'm sure I would respond.... Lol, Abby? That's not my side girl's name.
Dating someone that is that jealous is some of the most tiresome shit
I used to date a girl that would get jealous if she heard a woman’s voice in the background. I was so dependent on her that I would see her call and literally run to a quiet place.
Never doing that shit again. I’ve broken up with girls when they show jealousy. Probably not the best reaction but after being out of that relationship and therapy, I don’t ever want to be the emotional floor mat for someone else’s insecurities.
I had one that didn't speak to me for three days after dreaming that I fluted with someone.
I win though, I haven't spoken to her for a good ten years now...
Flauted*
Flayed*
Flirted, but I'm not changing it now!
My friend married a girl kinda like this and man it has been so sad to see her just eat away at everything that made him such a great dude. He was on his way to an amazing life and she just tore him down and locked him into a sad shell of his former self in a life way beneath his potential.
She is so bad she gets jealous of him and his parents having a nice moment at their wedding playing a song together.
He is a great musician and anytime he plays music and people pay attention to him she gets mad and throws a fit and ruins the moment.
I don’t know how he doesn’t see it, his parents seem to understand it’s fucked up but I think they’re worried to upset him and tell him his wife and the mother of his kid is an evil woman.
At this point it’s just too late, he’s tied to her forever even if they get divorced.
This man was getting his phd at George Washington University and she had him leave and move to the middle of no where Wisconsin to work as a bartender making less than her.
She couldn’t have him be seen as above her, she needed to have the attention and be the one in charge or some weird shit. It really is sad.
Yikes. Sounds like he met someone with a narcissistic personality disorder. She’s also created dependency, I’m sure. That’s too bad.
He put his dick in crazy.
She must give great head.
She strikes me as the kind who’s never given head tbh.
He just has a history of letting women control him and drive him insane. Smartest guy I know, but he turns into an absolute idiot when it comes to women walking all over him.
I dated a woman that also got jealous from woman in the background, she would call me at work and get upset when a woman answered. I worked in a military medical clinic. (Before everyone has cell phones)
That's like a constant court experience
One time, my ex thought I was cheating because I was a little late coming home from work. I texted her from the moment I got off work till the moment I got off the train that was running a little late.
She knew it was running late because you can track those trains online.
And it takes a lot of years (or better relationships) for the damage to heal.
Just like anything else in life, there is a balance where it works. A little jealousy is flattering and reminds you that you are wanted. Too much and it becomes very exhausting and toxic. None at all, and you start second guessing your status.
You can be complimentary and flattering without distrusting your partner and the people around them.
Worth mentioning that iOS seems to preferentially autocorrect to names from your contacts list.
Calm down Satan
And some people have friends named Abby
And some people have colleagues in their contacts
And some people have their side chick in their contacts
And some people haven't deleted contacts since 2010. And now it's just overwhelming to think about, so you just let it go until you have 2000 and 10 of them are Abby all the same person but different numbers. Or maybe it's just me.... hypothetically.
I got you beat haha – I have my same contacts since 2008 (when I got my 3G) – but I agree with you 100%. Who knows what is in my contacts list at this point to be honest. Tons of people with no last name I met at a bar and never saw again. It’s been with my all through high school, college, early 20s in NYC, law school, work etc haha
Text a random one today and see what happens
Just name everyone in your contacts Abby
Idk sounds like a lot of work. I think my contacts will remain the wild wild west for now.
You can put labels on your contacts. This helps with sorting and organizing them.
But you're not alone. Last time I got a phone, one of the attempts to import contacts crashed the phone. I got a Gmail account back when they were invite only and have been accumulating contacts since.
I might have some contacts that carried on in my SIM back in 2002.
Entering into contracts with side chicks is next level.
and nobody has anyone named 'baby'
so of course it wouldn't autocorrect FROM abby to baby. it makes no sense.
Autocorrect is randomly very helpful and randomly very wrong. My name is one letter off from a very commonly used word, and half the time I am writing an email or whatever autocorrect will change my name to that word (even though it knows my name and I’m on my own phone!!). It’s very annoying.
I've been keeping an eye on this for a couple years, and it's frankly a lot more bizarre than that. Autocorrect has been increasingly tending toward making replacements with proper names of people I don't know, obscure words, and capitalized words when I didn't hit the shift key. It's actually become a really shitty keyboard, and far worse than the average Android keyboard experience that I have (default or third-party). I use iOS and Android daily and Apple's keyboard is not only terrible AND a downgrade from Android; it's also worse than it used to be.
I don't understand how this happens with a company as well-resourced as Apple. They had a quite good keyboard and it's now really bad, actually.
I guess I may as well add this.
A preemptive “calm down” should help defuse the situation
I know the feeling when you’re trying to text something and autocorrect is so certain it knows more than you
My wife texted me at work one day asking, “Are you busy?”, and I texted back, “nah, not right now”. That was it, no response.
About an hour later, she texted, “You hurt my feelings”.
I was thinking what? How?
So I looked at our last text to see if there was a clue and noticed autocorrect changed my text to, “Nag, not right now”.
Who is Baby?!
This was a fire meme in 2017 tho
No one puts Abby in the corner
Ok let me take one second and say something here. While this would be amusing without them, the 3 dots at the bottom showing that a response is being typed take this to the next comedic level. Bravo
Who the fuck is Abby??????
Imagine being in a relationship this toxic. If someone's partner goes off at this they need psychological help.
Different Abby
Another good fight started is saying
"You're fat"
When you meant to say fast*
I feel like some women love it when this happens just so they have something to create drama about.
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I always get stuck standing next to you at parties
Lmao this made me chortle
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Please. I just want to get a beer from the fridge. Please stop talking to me. Dont you have a comic book store to run?
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Oh no, not the gay-ass fucking..
Whatever you say, jeff albertson
If she asks to go golfing, SAY NO
"WHO THE FUCK IS ABBY!!??"
“Is that your other girlfriend?”
I’d probably ask if Abby is like a friend or something, but wouldn’t get mad??
And that's enough to make us exit or ignore...If I always call you baby and abby is spelled out, which is relatively close in spelling and uses the same letters...then I k ow a argument will ensue cuz aint no way you thought i purposely called you another persons name
It was perfectly fixable until the last text
God help him if Abby is "some bitch he used to fuck".
Idk why it might be because i type to quick but i do this all the time.
Dear God...You fucked up.
"my fault, been binging Broad City again, YAS QUEEN"
You're welcome
I’ve done this before but luckily my (girlfriend at the time, now fiance) understands a typo
Happy cake day
Auto correct at its finest does it to me all the time. Can we sue?
Yup, I've made this typo
Hope that kitty is insane good if u dealing with crazy bullshit like that
Gotta be lol
Not the first time autocorrect has broken a relationship.
Won't be the last time either.
Apple fucking knew what they were doing
Type Aaby and delete all suggestions, save yourselves the argument brothers
That is why you check your messages before sending them.
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The world is an eternal disappointment to you isnt it?
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I'm just laughiiiinnngggg
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Wow this is an old meme