So apparently when your friend loves Christmas AND he’s a pastor with his very own office… AND you conveniently have a 10-foot inflatable Santa you can’t use in your yard anymore… This is may be what happens. Santa has officially taken over the office and will be answering phones today.

Side note: This is a reminder— a warning— a public service announcement, really: Limit who gets Church keys
And maybe don’t let certain people become Deacon Chairman, unless you want to walk into the office and find Santa counseling imaginary elves.

I regret nothing. Santa regrets nothing. The pastor? …still giggling In the hallway.

I did you ChatGPT to help edit the words for my post.