"Hi how are ya"

  • Salutations kind stranger, I humbly request that you enlighten me as to the quality of your current condition.

  • We, in humble representation of the greatness of this prospering community shall welcome thee in thy own indisputable greatness to the afforementioned community in all earnesty. Let it be known that thy arrival hath taken place, for thy invaluable information on thy wellbeing is of greatest interest to us all for whom i may speak when announcing this here statement.

  • Greetings to you, one that I may or may not recognise, may I inquire about your current condition and mood?