Thank God he can't shoot
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  • 815 points StormwaveA

    XCOM developers must love this guy.

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    294 points giftedbyaliens

    98% chance to hit

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    86 points BroBroMate

    Misses 3 times before being vaporized.

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    1 points Ok-Group-1933

    How do u miss point fucking blank

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    51 points Chuca77

    SEE, YOU CAN STILL MISS FROM POINT BLANK

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    19 points Atesz222

    "I'll get them next time!"

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  • 712 points exophades

    Man what a cruel world, he attempted to shoot him point blank in the neck. It's almost guaranteed to either kill you or make you a vegetable.

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    238 points amateur_mistake

    I'm fairly confused what they would get if he died. Doesn't seem like he is carrying around a bunch of cash or anything...

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    196 points exophades

    It's either something personal or they'll just get the vehicle. Can't say for sure.

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    120 points Uhmerikan

    Doubt they want a vehicle with Marvin’s brains all over.

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    71 points march7504

    Cops tend to notice shit like a car drenched in blood

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    45 points Icanthearforshit

    We had a car parked behind my old job for a couple of weeks with one of the windows busted out. Some employees parked there on occasion and it was the side of the building that had the least traffic and I usually went out there only to check the ammonia room.

    Anyways I said something about the car one day, I noticed it had not moved and I thought nobody was coming back for it. Me and the supervisor decided to call a tow.

    When the tow truck arrived we realized the opposite side of the car facing away from the building had bullet holes in the front and rear driver-side doors and blood in the driver seat and down the inside of the door.

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    6 points LowVacation6622

    Why am I on brain detail!?

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    15 points mbmartian

    I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident

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    11 points slug3333

    I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

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    1 points thejimmyrocks

    Wait, Is that a Pulp Fiction reference?

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    1 points Muscle-Cars-1970

    "I shot Marvin in the face!"

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    3 points Maleficent_Echo_54

    I feel like those guys either

    1.Gun for hired

    2.Personal vendetta against the driver

    3.Car jacking

    For me it's probably 1, if you hijack someone's vehicle you don't want any blood or evidence there. And murder someone straight up over a car seems too much for a regular carjacking, this takes personal or gun for hired from my POV.

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    2 points my_cars_on_fire

    This is for sure a hit.

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    1 points Rey_Mezcalero

    That is crazy.

    Glad the driver survived with hopefully minor injuries.

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  • 1026 points Scooter_Mcgavin587

    Dude definitely got shot. There's a hole, or at least a grazing wound, in his neck that wasn't there before. Either way, the attempted murderer is a really bad shot

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    356 points WTAFS_going_on

    Looks like it might be muzzle burn (hot gasses from the end of the barrel), if even if the barrel wasn't touching him. I say this because it doesn't appear to continue bleeding or spreading in size. If it even grazed him the bottom of the wound would be dark with blood.

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    174 points Deltahotel_

    Considering the lack of significant blood that seems quite possible. It’s kinda crazy how much a gunshot bleeds irl but also the muzzle burn can actually damn near seal it shut.

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    27 points jgacks

    I'd counter and say you'd be surprised how little a bullet wound can bleed too! There's a reason people can get dressed down in combat/ post shootings to look for bullet wounds that aren't bleeding (externally)

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    7 points Deltahotel_

    Yeah true I was just speaking based on my experience but I guess it can be different for everyone

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    4 points GuerrillaBLM

    Did you get shot before?

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    5 points Deltahotel_

    No I shot them in self defense

    lol why the downvote

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    29 points BroBroMate

    And his hearing going to be fucked in the the right ear.

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    17 points Scooter_Mcgavin587

    That could be it too

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    56 points GuerrillaBLM

    Seems to me possibly twice. Once in the neck area and another in the left shoulder.

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    7 points AnthraMatt

    When he turns back around from fighting the shooter, you can see a hole in the right side of his jacket

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    2 points elgydium

    Adrenaline is a helluva drug i tell ya

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    -57 points AKfromVA

    Blanks

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    20 points Perfecshionism

    That is not blanks.

    It looks like he barely missed and it is muzzle burn.

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    -34 points AKfromVA

    No recoil. You can get muzzle burn from blanks.

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    17 points Perfecshionism

    It is not blanks, dude. It is just a low caliber pistol.

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    1 points Elandycamino

    Ask Jon-Erik Hexum about that

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    4 points alternativedemon

    Even if it were blanks blanks aren't actually harmless they can still be lethal if shot at a close enough range

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    -29 points Mysterious_Art_2524

    didn’t stop alec baldwin

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    23 points ctlfreak

    Funny but his weren't blanks that was the problem.

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  • 471 points bobbabas

    Wow that guy's really lucky he's such a shit shot.

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    221 points GuerrillaBLM

    Yeah as brutal as it sounds seems like such a simple task but that shooter sure as shit fucked that up lol hopefully he's rotting in a Mexican prison now

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    27 points ctlfreak

    Shouldn't have leaned up to do it. Not only for the element of surprise but seems like it'd be less messy

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    1 points Last-Darkness

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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    91 points SimplestJackal

    Ha, it's Mexico. Dude is walking free doing this again.

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    7 points regiowave

    Pretty much, indeed

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    12 points StrikeEagle784

    Good thing a lot of criminals are

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  • 87 points JesseTheEnby

    "Roll with advantage" "Critical failure"

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    2 points SnooSongs2345

    "Roll with increased dificulty"

    "Guidance + Well Rested + Bard Inspiration + Divine Intervention"

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  • 164 points __JustPeople__

    That's Pulp Fiction level of awful shooting! Lucky bastard.

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    64 points TheNullOfTheVoid

    "Divine Intervention"

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    27 points imyourrealdad8

    "Say 'what' again!"

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    20 points TheNullOfTheVoid

    "They speak English in What?"

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    16 points SilverSolver2000

    "Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?"

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    12 points Elandycamino

    You mean God came down from heaven and stopped those motherfuckin bullets?

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    14 points redit_readit_reddit

    "I shot Marvin in the face"

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  • 60 points r0rsch4ch

    Like a stormtrooper

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    22 points SatisfactionBig9682

    I think the stormtroopers are more accurate.

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    2 points joshuatx

    Accurate and precise are different

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    4 points Super_extremeguy

    Thats an insult to stormtroopers, they can aim significantly better than this dude.

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  • 37 points doubletap2A

    How could you miss??

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    7 points Ihateanxiety_andgerd

    The worst shot I’ve ever seen in my life, wouldn’t it make more sense to lay back and just fire through the car seat into he’s back? Divine intervention

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    -16 points MemeDream13

    I understood that reference!

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  • 20 points PuddlesIsHere

    How the fuck he made it out of that encounter alive is some crazy luck or a very vigilant guardian angel holy shit

    Any news on this?

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  • 19 points catsec36

    Bro should cosplay at a Star Wars convention

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  • 17 points rpze5b9

    If you don’t like your Uber driver, just leave a bad review.

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  • 27 points Agreeable-Pea-4931

    lmao. never thought i would see someone worse than the cop who magdumped a homeless guy (clearly under the influence of drugs) from like 1.5 meters and hit him only twice (the guy lived). how do you miss when your barrel is touching your target ?

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    39 points TargetOfPerpetuity

    Weapons trainer here: the statistical average we were taught for years was a 25% hit rate for regular law enforcement. That's not 25% critical hits, or fight stopping hits. 25% of the time, cops hit somewhere on the guy they're trying to shoot – left pinkie, big toe, anywhere with meat.

    The other three rounds are addressed To Whom It May Concern, which often includes their fellow officers.

    The dirty secret behind the NYPD's reluctance to switch from their tried and true MP5s to a 5.56 platform in the 2000s was they weren't yet wearing rifle plates. And they accidentally shot each other frequently enough that they didn't want their ammunition to be zipping through their own body armor.

    It's gotten a little better over the past 5-10 years, but a good rule of thumb is 1 in 4 rounds fired by a gun attached to a cop will hit anywhere on the person they're targeting.

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    24 points OpalHawk

    “We can’t change guns. We shoot ourselves too much and our armor isn’t good enough for the new guns” is wild.

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    12 points TargetOfPerpetuity

    The first time I heard it, my gast was well and truly flabbered.

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    7 points hhfugrr3

    I was just wondering if British police are more accurate but what I found is that out of 18300 fire arm deployments up to March 2023, British police only fired their guns on 10 occasions, and I'm pretty sure most of those were at dangerous dogs not people.

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    4 points TargetOfPerpetuity

    It varies depending on which study you look at, from which departments or what Google search, but I can tell you the NYPD were in the low 20s for years, just as an example. Only if you include higher trained units like SWAT or teams in HRT, do get even close to a 50% hit rate.

    From the earliest measurements in the 1970s, a wide range of researchers have documented that “police departments rarely ever achieve a 50% hit rate,” the authors report. Annual hit-rate averages in large departments such as New York City, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Las Vegas, for example, have typically ranged from 22% to 52% over the decades.

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    2 points waste_of_space1157

    Damn thats crazy

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    5 points Select_Dust_5662

    Link?

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    3 points NoNameBrandJunk

    Link please or more details, maybe city or state. Most of what google has found for me has been fatal shootings.

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  • 11 points tacoenthusaist

    Task failed successfully

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  • 10 points Smooth_Cobbler7463

    I see that hole in his neck,Damn hope he survived!!

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  • 4 points Dinglebutterball

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  • 5 points SnooKiwis2460

    Where’s the link to this video? I want a backstory.

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  • 3 points BigMark54

    Does the guy have a steel plate in his head?

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    7 points GuerrillaBLM

    If he didn't he probably does now

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  • 4 points ErikVonDarkmoor

    The shooter would get a job as a stormtrooper in a Star Wars movie.

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  • 11 points MerpSquirrel

    He had a big hole in his neck... and possibly one in his head.....

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    21 points Perfecshionism

    The neck looks to be a burn from venting gases. It appears to have barely missed.

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  • 7 points EUManAndHisDog

    Don’t assume he survived. Gunshot wounds rarely disable or kill instantly in real life.

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  • 3 points ARLDN

    MAWP MAWP MAWP

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  • 3 points Alextherude_Senpai

    How can anyone be this criminally incompetent at doing anything in their life

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  • 3 points irpugboss

    That guy is lucky to be alive and unscathed physically but can you imagine the forever fear of that in your car or someone sitting behind you or just close by.

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  • 3 points 0m3g4_180111

    99% chance (xcom)

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  • 3 points 5318OOB

    Was the guy a fucking storm trooper?

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  • 2 points NowhereMan_2020

    I was waiting for the Jackass music.

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  • 2 points RMMacFru

    Thank goodness the gunman rolled snake eyes for that.

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  • 2 points Midzotics

    I know that guy he trains stormtroopers in firearm proficiency!/s

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  • 2 points OutrageousTime4868

    Dude needs to buy all of the lottery tickets

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  • 2 points Geometric_Frequency

    Driver probably definitely got hit at least once.. if not more. The question is how bad his injuries are.

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  • 2 points Specific_Buy

    Dude got shot 3 times and drove off.

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  • 2 points SmexyRubberDuck69

    Ah that's cock-eyed Kenny. He can't hit a barn from inside the barn.

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  • 2 points Scourged_Bulwark

    It make no sense, if he simply rob him(gunpoint) he get the money and less sentence when caught. This is attempted murder! For what, 100-200 usd?! Cops will be hunting him harder too, probably.

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  • 2 points ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

    MAWP

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  • 2 points AlltheLights11011

    There's a tear in the back of dudes jacket, where he was likely shot. And theres also a hole in dudes neck. Hopefully he survived...

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  • 2 points 7evenBlackSunNation

    Just shoot through the seat

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  • 2 points ExportTHCs

    The fuck is hanging from the guy's mirror?

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  • 2 points proud78

    I need a Captain WTF happened afterward. Did he Survive. Did they get cought. Any press releases.

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    2 points GuerrillaBLM

    No I reverse image searched it and couldn't find anything

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  • 1 points TomatilloUnlucky3763

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points vgaph

    Video from the future?!

    Where carjackers can’t shoot?!

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  • 1 points Munky_Nutz

    Put that shit in reverse and drive like John Wick and get justice

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  • 1 points Trypt4Me

    shooters lil friend bitched out real quick

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  • 1 points TraditionalMobile277

    What in the what the fucks?? 🤣🤣

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  • 1 points 1_Narumi_1

    Bro I would laughing so hard to know that there's human being that can miss all the shot from point blank. Honestly not even talent could get you there 😂

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  • 1 points Head_Humor

    I would hit the lotto with that luck on my side

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  • 1 points RossVlogs

    "Natural Deflection"

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  • 1 points Immediate-Engine-735

    I would agree dude can’t shoot but….He got shot a bunch

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  • 1 points dayvee43

    Bad day for Ryan Gosling.

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  • 1 points SquidOfFate

    Just gonna leave the girlfriend behind I see.

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  • 1 points Esekig184

    Looks like a taxi/Uber robbery gone wrong. Driver is incredibly lucky but there seems to be a wound on his neck. I just hope these two dipshits got what they deserve and the driver made a full recovery.

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  • 1 points AngelBoudan

    And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And I fired again, and then I missed. And then I fired, then I fired again, I missed both times.

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  • 1 points noticeablytaller

    Non of those hit???

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  • 1 points revdon

    Why is there a WiFi AP hanging from the rear view?

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  • 1 points WolfInLambskinJacket

    Guy has a hole in his neck...

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  • 1 points Ok-Money4255

    Nah, the driver definitely got shot in the neck. You can see a little bit of blood where the gun first went off as he's driving away

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  • 1 points No-Ear-1571

    Motherfucker got ranked random teammate aim

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  • 1 points airestotle092

    I like how he was still attempting to shoot when he ran outside, you couldnt hit shit point blank what makes you think that’ll change 10 feet away 😭

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  • 1 points VordovKolnir

    This is what a real life nat 1 looks like.

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  • 1 points rezpector123

    That’s incredible how did he miss

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  • 1 points SleepAlarmed6287

    He miss all !

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  • 1 points BlueBirds18

    info on this? Would love a follow-up or a news report.

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  • 1 points bankaiishinigamiguy

    This how likely your multi leg parlay will hit

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  • 1 points Cleverbird

    This is by far, without a shadow of a doubt, the worst shooter in the history of ever. How? Like genuinely, how do you miss point blank with the gun practically pressed up against your target?

    Its obviously a good thing he did miss, but what the actual fuck?

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  • 1 points RealSuperYolo2006

    First, horrible person overall. What the hell is his problem.

    Second, horrible shot. Missing point blank is abyssmal performance.

    Third, very stupid. Unless that gun is of really low caliber he could have shot thru the seat, thank goodness he wasnt blessed with basic logic.

    Overall yes, stupid person with a gun attempts murder.

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  • 1 points blkvixon

    That really sucks.. can't a person just drive and go home in peace

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  • 1 points 793djw

    I guess stormtroopers are real.

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  • 1 points Hot_Marsupial_3957

    God criminals are insufferable

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  • 1 points c1nderh3lm

    Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

    Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).

    Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

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    3 points th_row_a_way_s

    Shot 1 went through his neck. You can see the blood pool as he drives off.

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  • 1 points Zman4444

    Guys. Look at his neck. He’s hit. Poor guy has to get to an ER immediately.

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  • 1 points myheartxfglass

    Jesus. Absolute Stormtrooper shooting. Hope the dude in the video is okay.

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  • 1 points Mysterious_Claim_473

    why is this whole comment section fried... yall know he got hit in the neck right ??? look at his neck before the shots and after there's a big ass red spot not to metion he can't stop touching his head at another angle we can't see

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  • 1 points Bam_Bam23

    Just so for those who missed it he did get shot. If you look at his neck prior to the shooting and afterwards you’ll be able to see the blood start building up.

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  • 2 points HugeAd746

    Def got shot in the neck

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    16 points Perfecshionism

    No. It looks like a burn from the venting gases.

    Even if it missed an artery, the neck would be bleeding from the heart rate and blood pressure spike during the struggle.

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    7 points 9Marius9

    Correct, that’s burn from point blank range

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  • 0 points Affectionate-Camel-1

    This guy prayed. Angels are watching him

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  • 0 points Oh_Lawd_He_commin420

    Dude is lucks as fuck....

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    [deleted]

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    1 points toilet_in_a_tent

    for me, the "most likely" in the end does the heavy lifting

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  • -1 points RossVlogs

    Angels & Doves were looking over him that day! May he have a long life.

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  • -16 points AKfromVA

    Blanks

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    10 points Deltahotel_

    One shot breaks his window

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    -7 points Devanyani

    Yeah there is no way he could be shot in the head an neck that many times and not just be dead. You see one right on the back of his head.

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